"Sorry, but before we start, I want to ask." Different from the energetic voice before, a soft young girl's voice suddenly entered, "Where is Chaldea in your world?"
"Of course it's in the Himalayas/Alps! Huh?!?"
"Tsk, I knew that I was the only one who forced the Chaldean Master in Africa in the Kilimanjaro Mountains, and there was actually a European, Huo Dan!"
Just like that, the three of them started a meeting that only belonged to Lixiang in a pleasant...pleasant (probably?) atmosphere.
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In the corner of Chaldea’s corridor, as usual, the girl who knew she couldn’t see it, but still didn’t give up, was still looking at the sky outside through the window today.
Really, I really want to... see it with my own eyes.
Really blue sky, and white clouds.
"Chir... chirp..."
"Huh? What's the matter, Fufu?"
It's a pity that today's routine farewell is destined to be unable to continue, let's not talk about it, there will be formal work to deal with, and right now, the cute creature that looks like a rabbit and a squirrel (?) in front of her makes the girl have to stop look far.
Chasing after Fufu who was trotting all the way, soon, the girl whose real name was Matthew Kyrielight saw Lixiang huddled in the corner of the corridor not far away.
At that moment, the girl felt a certain switch in her body was touched.
Of course, we can also put it another way.
Matthew meets Lixiang!
Judgment of will, identification... pass!
The second additional judgment, the pet master's negative effects began to play out, and the appraisal...failed!
At this moment, there are angels and demons flying in the girl's mind.
"Don't hesitate, rush to the tool room and the infirmary right now, find ropes, anesthetics, muscle relaxants and sleeping pills, tie this extremely cute child back to the room, and let him live like this for the rest of his life!"
Well, it is undeniable that the devil's proposal is so tempting, even if he is as firm as a girl, he can't help being shaken.
"no!"
However, the remaining conscience turned into an angel and began to refute.
"Haven't you noticed yet? This sleeping position is like that of an extremely insecure little animal! In other words, approaching rashly will only wake up the other party and run away quickly, and will be labeled as distrustful. So, now What should be done is to turn on the phone immediately and take a picture of this cute sleeping face! Do you understand?"
understood!
The girl who defeated the demon decided to follow the guidance of her conscience (?), quickly turned on the phone, and entered the camera mode.
blink!blink!The spotlight keeps on shining!
Click!Click!The melodious voice keeps echoing!
Wait, why are there two light sources at the same time? ! ?
The girl who was obsessed with taking pictures of the cute child's sleeping face woke up in an instant, holding the phone tightly with her right hand, while her left hand instantly clawed towards the opposite side!
!!!
It's a pity that the other party also had the same intention, so both parties turned into a situation where their left hands grabbed the right hand of the person holding the phone on the opposite side, and only then did the girl finally discover the identity of the other party.
"Professor Rafe?!?"
"Mash?!?"
The two sneak photographers of Chaldea are meeting each other.
The astonishment lasted only for a moment, and after a change of expression from astonishment → understanding → contempt → vigilance, the girl tried to open up the situation.
"I really didn't expect that, Professor Leif, you have such an interest. Don't you feel sorry for the director?"
"...No way, Olga she... has expired."
Turning his head away slightly, the man in front of him, at this moment, showed a very vicissitudes of expression, that expression is so sad.Unfortunately, the girl opposite him was completely unmoved by this.
No, there are still moving people.
Because of the conversation between the two and the constant flashes before, Lixiang subconsciously wrapped her cold-proof coat that was not the right size in her sleep. Now, from the outside, all she could see was a fluffy unknown object.
"..."
The girl who only took pictures of her sleeping face from the front and the uncle who only took pictures of her sleeping face from the side/back suddenly discovered a terrible thing.
Oops!I can't take pictures like this!
And when the other party wakes up, they will go to the meeting room, and then...
And then there's the mission... sure to be loved by everyone... layers of defense... no gaps...
Thinking of this, the girl's eyes suddenly became dangerous.
And then the explosions started...the whole crew went west...human destruction...sample preservation...no gaps...
Thinking of this, the middle-aged uncle's eyes suddenly became dangerous.
"Then, how about we just pretend we didn't see anything, wake up the kid and go to the meeting room?" X2
"Sure enough, you are a mature and reliable adult. Although I teach you that your hobbies are a bit special, you still know how to prioritize things!"
"Of course, after all, I'm also an adult. Mash, you have to know moderation?"
The two smiling at each other talked and bent down to wake up Lixiang, but unfortunately, before meeting Lixiang, Professor Leif, who was in the front, suddenly moved to the right, dodging the attack from behind. The girl's fist, similarly, the girl also dodged the man's back kick at a critical moment.
There is no need to explain.
That's right, both parties can see a similar will in each other's eyes, that is——
"Hand over your mobile phone to me quickly!!!"
With the relationship between Professor Leif and the director, if you don't do it now, you will have no chance in the future!
Tsk, what if the phone blows up when it explodes later! ? !
There is no need for peace talks!The two surreptitious photographers of Chaldea started a battle for an important treasure!
"Chir... chirp..."
(Human beings are really a bunch of idiots... In other words, the old man is very puzzled, why does this child have no ups and downs in his chest? What a pity, is it true that no one is perfect...)
On the side, Fufu, who had already occupied an excellent position, yawned boredly, and then, this lewd~beast~ disguised as a harmless little animal started to rub without any pressure.
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Here, outside the universe.
Here, isolated from time.
Here is Solomon's magic circuit and also his inherent enchantment.
This is... the Temple of Time.
"Then, the first Demon God Pillar meeting begins now!"
In the empty and solemn Temple of Time, 72 Demon God Pillars gathered together.
"Proposer: Floros. Content: It is recommended to save a human named Lixiang as a precious sample before the completion of human destruction...By the way, you must read the attachment. Attachment: A set of photos? Let me see Let me see...(⊙o⊙)!"
As soon as the leading pillar finished speaking, the strangely shaped Demon God pillars below started whispering.
"Flauros? That guy has a brain problem, right?...Look at the photo, look at the photo...Σ(⊙▽⊙"
"That's right, in our great cause, how can there be stains?...Look at the photos, see the photos...(#°Д°)"
"Well, after all, the awakened human being is an abnormal existence of schizophrenia. Don't pay too much attention to it. It's probably a daily convulsion...Look at the photos, see the photos...Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
A quarter of an hour later.
"Start voting!"
"Very good, the result is out! 72 votes in favor! Zero objections and zero abstentions! I was going to say that whoever opposes me will smash the dog's head...cough!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!" XN
In this solemn and solemn temple, the 72 demon gods began to cheer with unknown meaning.
"Well, now let's start the second topic, about the daily wear settings of this cherished sample. Floros's suggestion is cute children's clothing...Hmph, ignorant, completely incomprehensible, mere children's clothing, how can it be compared Wedding dress?"
"Hey, is clothing that important?"
Not far away, a pillar raised doubts, and then, unsurprisingly, it was quickly pressed to the ground by other pillars and violently beat up.
"Shut up! Jie Pai! A doubi like you who has no self-consciousness will definitely be kept as a pet in the future!"
"That's right! And the wedding dress? Heh, Baal, you must not understand anything, right? Maid outfit! Maid outfit is justice, and the part of skin that is exposed under layers of wrapping is the supreme treasure!"
"Come on, Barbatos, you who are still stuck in the aesthetics of hundreds of years ago have no art at all. Gothic lolita is the truth!"
"Huh? Agares, try saying it again!"
"What dare not?"
"Stop it, stop it, what a shame, we are the proud 72 demon gods! Besides, I think that a suspender dress decorated with layer after layer of ruffles and flowers, paired with a straw hat is the ultimate beauty! "
"Hehe, eat [~wow~] and go Vasago!!!" X2
"What are you talking about!?! People who insult my aesthetics, even if they are also Demon God Pillars, cannot be forgiven!"
"Say it quickly! Miko clothes are justice, otherwise you may die with my punch (?)!"
"Don't be kidding, even if I'm dead and nailed in a coffin, I will still use..."
In this way, the 72 dolls, in the temple of time, started the martial arts.
...... By the way, can these funny people really destroy humanity? ! ?
Those people from Chaldea are... wait!
Let's go back to Chaldea at the same moment.
In the corridor of Chaldea.
"Mash! Your death star is shining in the sky! I have already seen your death in three seconds! Stop and hand over your phone!!!!"
The fist of the man in green clothes hit the wind pressure.
"Hmph, I will not hesitate to choose the path I personally choose. My heart and deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is justice! The professor is the one, hand over your phone!!!"
The fist of the girl with glasses pierced the air.
Fists collide with fists, fierce beliefs collide invisibly!The battle of candid photography is still going on!
...sorry, I retract my foreword.
In this world, she meows sooner or later pills.
PS1: It can't be so dark anymore.
PS2: The resentment towards someone who must be cut off is about to break through the sky. Although the last chapter was broken well, I really want to drink tea.
PS3: I got it!You can't base your happiness on the protagonist's pain, so let's all become funny together!
PS4: who am I?where am I?what am i writingObviously I just want to write more than 1000 characters, why did it become five thousand and six!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ By the way, who can help me find typos QAQ
Chapter 4. Gaia sincerely expresses how tired she is
As you can see, my name is [Gaia], that is, the planetary will of the blue planet not far away—although I don’t know what’s going on in other moon worlds, but in this world, I’m just, just the planet’s own It's just the will——Currently, it is playing the role of one of the two major restraining forces that protect the roots of this world.
Um?What do you mean when you say you don't know the source and the restraint?
Well, how should I put it, the root is like a record that records all information?Well, anyway, I don't really understand it, I just know that after reaching the root, I will become omniscient, probably?Anyway, I'm just a temporary worker in the internship period.
Compared to this, I am very clear about my responsibilities, that is—【The captain of the guard guarding the vault with precious treasures (one of them)】!
As the saying goes, guards are often there but treasures are not.Although the role of the captain of the guard, that is, the restraint force, has always existed, just like a golden job, but the [person] who plays this role is not fixed.
That's right!If you don't do a good job, you will be directly dismissed or something. This is the most normal thing in this world. Look at my ex. As the planetary will of Mars, she was fired because of dereliction of duty. Now It's wrong to slander seniors, uh, uh, uh, don't you think so, Alaya?
"?"
A colleague beside me who was happily playing with soil looked at me blankly, and soon became addicted to playing with soil again.
Meow meow stop playing, we are here to work!work!Why is Mao and my colleagues at the same level like this kind of stuff!Although I know that there are not many other things on the moon, there are many soils, but please at least keep the last workplace ethics!
Wait, speaking of it, Alaya represents the desire of human beings to survive, and it can be said to be the unconscious crystallization of the human race. Could it be said that the race that was born in me and currently dominates the earth is a bastard in essence? ! ? !
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