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Section 68 Chapter 63. Would you like some centaurs today?

A centaur is a strange creature whose upper body is a human torso and the lower body is a horse.According to records, the origin of this fantasy species is Greek mythology. It is said that the first centaur was the offspring of a certain human king named Ixion and a cloud.

Speaking of this, everyone may have doubts, but this is also a matter of course.After all, although Greek mythology is always full of strange things and funny comparisons, generally speaking, they are chasing after wives, creating new prairie, or creating new races with animals Ahh, it’s just to the extent that this king, he surpassed those perverts mentioned above, and became a cloud [~wow~], and then gave birth to the new race of centaurs!

In view of this situation, presumably this product is definitely the best of the best, right?

In fact, it really does.According to legend, this human named Ixion was originally the king of a country called Tessaly.

There is no extraordinary bloodline, no achievements worth mentioning, and no competition among the gods (especially the goddesses)... Originally, this human being should just be an ordinary man who just leaves after a box lunch, for life.

But obviously, the king didn't intend to do that.Relying on his handsomeness and national strength, Mr. Ixion happily played the game of snatching beautiful women as his wives—oh, no, according to different legends, in some legends, he and that Women love each other—then, compelled by the situation, the woman's father finally said angrily:

Want to marry my daughter?Fine, as long as you can give a large dowry, I agree!

...Wait, father, why does your line seem to be wrong?

Well, sure enough, the weird father-in-law is also a weird one.But what's interesting is that not long after, this wonderful father-in-law was designed by Ixion who didn't intend to admit it, and was burned alive, and this king fell into a situation where everyone wanted to beat him.

It stands to reason that this story shouldn't be coming to an end, but a certain king who rushed to the street didn't want to end like this.In order to prevent himself from being killed suddenly by some Greek hero who ran out from nowhere, and to avoid the ending of becoming a big gift package of experience points, he cried to Zeus, and Zeus also forgave his crime .

At this point, if Ixion stopped making troubles and lived a peaceful and stable life, he would probably be able to live peacefully until old age, right?But as the saying goes, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.After seeing Zeus's beautiful wife Hera, someone who was amazed by her beauty immediately forgot about his wife and began to think about how to give Zeus a green hat.

In this regard, unlike some funny people who like to have grass growing on their heads, Zeus, who has always given hats to others, but never wears hats himself, is angry.He turned a cloud into a Hera-like appearance to test, and a certain person lived up to expectations, and he was caught in a moment of desire. After some indescribable things, the first centaur was born.

Speaking of this, everyone should also understand, since the ancestor is such a strange thing, then the character of this race can naturally be imagined.Temperament, irritability, lust, cruelty, greed... In a word, this is actually a very unfriendly race to humans.If it weren't for the two centaurs who are not centaurs, more or less saved the image of this race, I'm afraid... hehe.

Well, no more nonsense, back to business.

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The centaur, Foros, is actually a descendant of one of the two centaurs mentioned above.

And with the same name as his ancestor, he is now the patriarch of this small tribe, and at this moment, he is running away desperately.Yes, you read that right, he is running away, running away without dignity and glory.

"Wait, uncle, is it really okay for us to just let the rest of the tribe escape?"

Beside him, his nephew asked with a remorseful expression while running.

"I can't help it, child, [dignity is precious, but life is more expensive], if we don't run away, we can only wait to die, which is the worst way to die!"

I don't want to run away either!

Thinking of the group of clansmen who were still twitching and bleeding from their orifices when he left, Foros burst into tears.

Damn Hercules, why the luck of our family has suddenly become so bad!

...well, let's take a good look back at what happened in the past.

As the descendants of Foros, the descendants of Pan, their centaur, unlike the descendants of Ixion, is enthusiastic, hospitable, stable, fond of music and full of curiosity.Of course, as centaurs, they are still more or less short-tempered and irritable, but compared to the rest of the centaurs, they are fully qualified to claim that they are not the same species as us.

Because of curiosity, they left their hometown and wandered around. When they saw interesting places, they settled down for a while. When they got bored, they left and set off on the journey again.Round and round, round and round.And 50 years ago, because he felt tired and was going to take a break for a while, his father established a centaur village in the nearby forest.

Up to now, even though the world seems to be getting weirder, even though wyverns suddenly appear frequently, even though all kinds of monsters emerge in endlessly, centaurs still live their little days leisurely. die.

Of course, they also have the capital to die.Needless to say, they are powerful, because they are good at barbecue and wine making, and they are familiar with the surrounding area. Recently, this group of centaurs have caught up with the leader of the Dragon Witch's kitchen, and transformed into the Dragon Witch's kitchen. Food dedicated vendors too.

It is conceivable that after having this thick thigh, this family, who were already overflowing with curiosity, naturally became more happy to die, and it was as if because of curiosity, they were brutally trapped by that bully of Hercules. Like the dead ancestors, this time, they really killed themselves.

Not long ago, the Foros family received two strange human guests, a man and a woman. The man is handsome and the woman is gentle and beautiful.But that's not the point. Of course, it wasn't the point that he underestimated the other party at first, and he was hanged and beaten. It was actually the man's musical talent that Foros took a fancy to.

That's right, that human male is definitely a musical genius.Listening to the beautiful music and having a pleasant conversation with them, the Foros family quickly became friends with the couple.So, although nominally belonging to the Dragon Witch, and she is also her kitchen food supplier, but based on the principle that friends are the most important, this group of centaurs took out their treasured medicine very calmly, and treated them well. Injured two human friends.

Well, we know they are the enemies of the Dragon Witch, and we also know that they are now going to Orleans to attack the Dragon Witch, but what does that matter to us?Beautiful music comes once in a thousand years, and warm friends come in a hundred years. Isn’t it just a thick thigh? In the worst case, we pack up and leave when we investigate the matter afterwards—besides, whether the dragon witch can survive the sneak attack of new friends is still a question. The unknown, isn't it?

With this in mind, this group of centaurs who are part-time in charge of guarding the periphery of Orleans told the two of them how to get to the vicinity of Orleans without being noticed, and even intimately instructed each other how to avoid the two-horse along the way. Wyvern Patrolmen.The new friends were very happy about this, and the man named Mozart even composed music on the spot, which made the centaurs very happy.

And after seeing off the friends, not long after the centaurs, they met a human again, um, or half-human, half-dragon?Anyway, based on the idea of ​​being a guest from afar, as long as there is no malice, they are all our friends. Foros and the others went up to say hello in a friendly manner, and the other party responded very happily.

Although I don't understand what is meant by "This forest is very good, I want to hold a concert", but at least I have confirmed that the other party should also be a musician, or the centaur who is a singer. Hearing this, I am very happy and regretful Afterwards, without any music to listen to, they made a decisive decision and invited the lady back home, preparing to hold a banquet to welcome her.

It was the first time that she was so welcomed, the first time someone was willing to be her audience, and a certain Miss Elizabeth, who even mobilized people to build a stage (the centaurs were actually just preparing for a banquet), was so moved that she cried.That's right, she was moved to tears by the enthusiasm of the centaurs, she patted her chest and promised that she would definitely go all out, definitely, she would sing well to repay this group of new fans!

After hearing this sentence, the centaurs were of course also very happy.So, that night, in a joyful atmosphere, Foros led his people to enjoy a close-up...hell, hell, performance, singing, meeting.

"Oh poof!"

A mouthful of old blood spit out.

"Actually... actually trampled on our sincerity, and wanted to kill my people completely, I, I will fight with you!"

Then there is bleeding from the seven orifices.

In the end, Forros, who were about to be killed by the singing, led the few surviving members of the same race, and rushed towards the half-dragon lady with blood and tears... No!It's a half-dragon demon!Although the only weapons in his hand were two wooden sticks with oily barbecue on them because of the sudden incident, he was not afraid!

"The descendants of God Pan will never run away, this is our honor oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

That's right, their first ancestor was the ugly, weak, somewhat lecherous, good at music, but he dared not even confess to the woman he liked, and he was always inconspicuous Pan God.However, that time, that day, at the banquet of the gods, a terrifying monster suddenly broke in, and the gods who could not subdue it fled away one after another. The fairy who stood there dumbfounded fled.

The monster was chasing, God Pan was on the run, and in the end, desperate, he held up the fairy and stepped into the cursed lake without hesitation. As long as he stepped into the lake, he would be turned into a fish, and even monsters dared not step into the lake. .In the end, the monster receded and the fairy was saved, but God Pan's lower body was covered with water and turned into a fish, and this is the origin of... Capricornus.

That's right, in the face of a strong person who hurts the existence you cherish, we are fearless!

On the other hand, a certain Miss Ai Shulu, who didn't realize how terrifying her singing voice was, didn't realize it was wrong until Foros and others rushed forward, and fought Foros and the others without fear.From her point of view, who didn't know the reason at all, this group of centaurs really didn't have good intentions. This lady kindly accepted your invitation and sang for you. What happened?

As a result, you guys showed your true colors halfway through my singing, and you were ready to attack me!What?A clansman who bleeds from all seven orifices?It must have been so moved that I cried, and then realized that just crying was not enough, so the seven orifices bleed. There is no way, Miss Ben’s singing is so beautiful, see if they see it, they all feel that they have given up on you. Dirty raid planned yo?

"Go see Hercules, that bastard! That's clearly your singing voice, no, it's noise! ​​Isn't the noise too unpleasant?!?"

"Huh? Let's talk about it! You dare to say that Miss Ben's singing is noise. Although I know that I have to be brave enough to accept the ridicule of fans from scratch, but you are too much! It's decided, I want to drain your blood." ah!"

With this sentence as a signal, the battle of non-people begins here!And not long after they started fighting, there was a piercing sound in the north. It was...the sound of many trees falling to the ground. That was, the sound of [what] running wildly!

"What's the situation?" X2

In order not to be profited by the fisherman, the two parties stopped fighting temporarily.Soon, the source of the weirdness appeared, but it was a wild boar, a huge wild boar that could kill eight or nine brushes.

"The wild boar lord in the north?" After spitting out a mouthful of blood, Foros shouted in surprise, "Hi! My friend, what's wrong with you?"

"Huh?!? Foros, have I already run to your village?" The wild boar's face showed a very humane expression of surprise, but this expression was quickly replaced by panic, "No, hurry up!" Run, run Froos! Otherwise we will be eaten, the one behind me, give it ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !!! "

Along with the screams, there was another wound on the wild boar's back.Only then did Foros notice that a powerful aura has been chasing after his friend not far away, wait, this is, is this the aura of a dragon?Still red dragon!

"God Pan, scumbag Hercules, why are we so unlucky today?!? Retreat, Mai Maipi!"

"Hey, Uncle, didn't you just say, [The descendants of God Pan will never run away, this is our honor]?"

"Why are you so stupid, kid?" Rubbing his nephew's face, Foros ran wildly with him without changing his expression, "I'm not afraid of death, but it's an honorable death in battle, but what about now? What if If we don’t escape, we will be eaten! I don’t want to be eaten!!!!”

"Where's your integrity Uncle?!?"

In the process of running away, he occasionally took time to look back, and Foros found that the one chasing after his old friend was not a pure-blooded dragon, but a very petite girl in a hideous black armor.However, after seeing the real appearance of the other party, Foros ran faster instead.

Nonsense, there are only two possibilities for this situation!

One, the other party is really a dragon, and now it's just turned into a human form.Well, if this is the case, I must run away without even thinking about it. I am not a fool. Once I encounter this kind of existence, of course I can run as far as I can!

Second, the other party is of mixed blood, but the blood is relatively pure.Well, if this is the case, or that sentence, I must still run as far as I can.Nonsense, mixed blood can chase and beat the northern lords, this is a small one, counting the old ones that may exist, your sister, if you don't run away, do you still have to wait to be made into horse meat stewed wild boar soup? ! ?

"Hmph, meaningless escape."

Because Lixiang was not present, Ms. Alter, who showed her cold side unreservedly, continued to chase with a sneer.It's true that Ms. Alter's agility value is very low, but that's just normal!She is hungry and has a lovely master with superb cooking skills. At this moment, she is extremely fast. Besides, she has sufficient experience in hunting wild boars!

"For my beloved cuisine!" Ms. Alter, who was strengthened by the power called appetite and hunger, shouted, and pulled out the holy sword in her hand, "Since the little lion is not here, I will not seal this treasure anymore , Take the move, Excalibur--Dark Cuisine--Morgan!!!"

Changed the angle slightly.

Otherwise, the rare ingredients will be destroyed.

A black beam of light mixed with countless dark dishes flashed, and the huge wild boar crashed to the ground. Incidentally, a certain Ai Shulu was also smashed. As for the centaurs, due to their vigilance, Foros brought Several companions, including his nephew, escaped at the critical moment and ran away with difficulty.

"...Cut, it will be terrible if the little lion sees it, the ingredients for my future hamburger, don't even think about running away!"

That's right, it would be bad if Lixiang saw it.To Rika, all animals are potential companions and family members... as long as they can identify with themselves.As long as he agrees with himself, as long as he can communicate, then even if it is a moth, Li Xiang will sincerely regard it as his family and think about it.And if no matter how much they communicate, they are still indifferent, even malicious, then even if they are both human beings, Li Xiang can mercilessly kill them on the spot.

Naturally, here, one more point should be added, the above words all refer to [living creatures].If it is a dead thing, Li Xiang will not put any emotion into it, yes, it is similar to a silly daughter who can't recognize the same kind as long as the head and tail are cut off, and where to blow up, Li Xiang's eyes will definitely not be dead stay on things, otherwise...

Otherwise, he, who had already witnessed too many tragedies in his past escapes, would have been overwhelmed by that sorrow.

"Oh, it seems that what came down is just right. Why, are this big wild boar and the one below all ingredients? Including these, centaur?"

"...after the centaur."

Yes, if they were lucky enough to escape from their pursuit, saw the lion cub and were recognized, they would release the group of centaurs as an accident while hunting wild boars.

but......

"But if I find you first before that, hehe. The wild boar and the ingredients under the wild boar will be handed over to you, so let's go first!"

"Huh?!? Woohoo?!?"

Hearing this, Ai Shalu, who was barely awake, struggled to cry out "I'm not food", but unfortunately, before that, the swordsman who said "I will fulfill my mission" was just a beautiful The back of the knife knocked her out.

"Good luck. Then, take this, and you'll be in charge of hauling that wild boar, is that all right, Your Excellency Leonidas?"

"Oh, this wild boar looks very heavy, very good, this must be a good opportunity to build muscles, no problem!"

Just like that, the two men walked slowly towards the temporary station with food (tentative).

the other side.

Damn Hercules, why the luck of our family has suddenly become so bad!

Foros the centaur, at this moment, was crying and bemoaning his fate.

Ah, it's gradually approaching, that breath, that is, the breath that will bury himself and others.

However, I don't want to die, I don't want to die, at least, at least I don't want to be eaten!

As he was thinking this way, the sound of gurgling water suddenly came to his ears.

"Oh! I remember that there is a river nearby. Well, as long as I cross this river, I'm [-]% sure to escape!" Still remembering that there was a mixed tribe led by a Chimera near the river. , even if we fail, we should at least be able to die like warriors, right?"

Running, the end of the forest is in sight, and the moment he rushed out of the forest, Foros' eyes were deeply attracted by a certain existence, that is, a river on the other side, cleaning the gauze hard of the same kind.

wait wait wait! ! !The thin divinity in his body was running automatically, and Foros blinked. This time, he finally understood that the person on the other side was actually not of the same race, but a lovely woman... No, that was a goddess, A small, lovely goddess blessed by the moon god Artemis.

"Hey, are you...?"

Seeing the centaurs rushing out from the forest near the other bank, the little goddess frowned in confusion, making her look even more adorable. Then [she] noticed that these centaurs, each with hurt.

"Oops, they are all seriously injured. Hey, centaurs, can you come here? You are all injured. I have wound medicine here. Although I have used a lot, at least it is enough for you?"

"...Are you trying to heal the aliens you meet for the first time without understanding their intentions first?"

"Huh? Is there any problem? The centaurs are all seriously injured, right? Then, as long as you don't have obvious malicious intentions, I will try my best to treat you? Although it may be just self-satisfaction, but I, I've had enough of the scene where someone else died in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it...Sorry, I said something weird, eh, centaur...Gentlemen?"

Is this child really the same?

After judging that the goddess opposite was not lying through breathing, questioning, and tone of voice, Foros suddenly fell silent.

"Mai Maibi, I'm sorry, I may not be able to lead you to escape."

"uncle?"

"Remember? [God Pan's descendants will never run away, this is our honor]!"

"But wait, uncle, didn't you just say something [dignity is precious, but life is more expensive]?"

"Idiot! [Although dignity is precious, the price of life is higher], there is another sentence behind!"

"?"

“[If it’s for love, both can be discarded]! Moreover, the previous sentence is actually not complete, the complete sentence is actually—[In front of the woman you love, the descendants of God Pan will never run away, this is my The glory of waiting]! Do you understand?"

"Hey, eh!?!"

"I, I seemed to be in love just now, the moment I saw that goddess."

The centaur warrior who had been single all this time said this, picked up the two sticks that were still skewered with barbecue meat, and set up a posture.

"Beautiful goddess over there, run, a hungry dragon is coming! But don't worry, we'll buy you time."

"That's right, swear to the death, centaur warriors, charge with me!!!"

"..." After looking at each other, the rest of the centaur warriors suddenly cheered, and then picked up their weapons - or wooden sticks with skewered meat - and rushed back, "I swear to the death retreat!!!"

"What, what's the situation?" Li Xiang (gender, male, this is very important, gender, male!), 囧囧 looked at the centaur gentlemen on the opposite side and killed them like crazy, " Speaking of evil dragons, eh, wait, could it be... Alter, sister Artoria?"

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Explanation: Heracles, a big cheater: He first cheated his teacher Chiron to death, and then cheated Foros, who was full of curiosity. People and horses are dead... See Baidu for details, I don't want to make up the number of words.

PS1: Seven thousand words, OVER.

PS2: Well, I want to say something!Fufu in the group sings very well (escape at the speed of light).