Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"Bang! Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!"

Drip... The R01 observer's response disappeared.

"...Then what, what are you doing there, bad version of Heroic Emiya-san?"

Shake your head, shake your head, shake your head.

"Hey, stop pretending, with that skin color, and the weapon, a fool can think it's you, right?"

"No," a serious tone came from the other side of the screen, only to hear the man wearing a strange mask say righteously, "You have misunderstood, I am just a priest who happened to pass by and likes to count prime numbers."

"Who are you lying to?!?"

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After a commotion, the work continued.

"Observer H01, everything is going on as usual. Not long ago, King David and Atalanta, who were confirmed to be awake, have just been summoned. Except for a certain funny captain who is no longer dead for a strange reason, there is nothing abnormal—— —Well, it seems that the Demon God Pillar behind the scenes is going to lure-abduct the goddess, and the target is not Urielie—so do you understand, Lord Gaia?"

"Ah, ah, I understand, let Xiao Lixiang take precautions when the time comes. What about the fourth singularity?"

"Observer L01 is on call at all times. It seems that the clock tower of this singularity is about to die."

"That's none of our business."

"Indeed, but what about this...?"

Drop, the screen appears.

"I, I am!" In the screen, a huge steam robot loomed, "I see...I am! I am, Ba Zhentian!"

"What the hell is Ba Zhentian!?! Is there a Fulan Tianzhu?!? Ah?!?"

"...Sorry, I don't know either, Lord Gaia."

"Huh, huh, huh, although I already knew that the heads of this group of demon gods are all abnormal, but I didn't expect it to be so completely broken. I don't care, let Xiao Lixiang have a headache, next one!"

"Is there a truce?"

"armistice?"

"Yes, Observer A01 is reporting the truth. Not long ago, it seemed that something was foreseen. Queen Maeve and Edison temporarily ceased fighting."

"reason?"

"I don't know. In short, Queen Maeve is happily compiling textbooks and preparing to become a teacher."

"what?"

"Well, sneaking in, very good, I finally succeeded once, let me take a look, the cover of the teaching material..."How to play with a man in applause"? "Pure and Charm"? "Sincerely for You" "? For my first and last disciple...Xiao Lixiang? Huh?!?"

"Huh?!?"

"Lord Gaia, the situation is not good. Queen Maeve doesn't know why, she seems to regard that little master as the same kind, and she is going to train her to be her next self."

"Stop joking!"

"...But, it's true."

"Damn it! Why are these singularities more difficult to deal with than the last? Hey, except for the seventh singularity that can't even send observers, even the first six are full of problems, okay, what about the sixth? I I have given up the treatment, remember that is the singularity of the Holy Lance occupying King Arthur's body as an external display, right?"

"No, that, already, can't do anything."

"what?"

"The idiots at the round table can't do anything anymore, Lord Gaia! X01 reports to you urgently!"

Seven days ago, it was confirmed that Artoria Pendragon was chain summoned.

—— [I will definitely prevent this tragedy that should not have happened! 】

Six days ago, it was confirmed that Arturia Pendragon Lily was chain summoned.

——【Even if I am half-baked, there must be something I can do! 】

Five days ago, it was confirmed that Arturia Pendragon Archer was chain summoned.

——[Accidentally suitable, my attire, and this era.Fighting should be upright, and happily solve this mistake! 】

Four days ago, it was confirmed that Artoria Pendragon (Alter) Lancer was chain summoned.

——[Sad and deplorable... the end.Well, even if I am like this, I hope to be able to bless a certain child, so! 】

Three days ago, it was confirmed that Artoria Pendragon (Santa Alter) was chain summoned.

——【...My little lion cub, crying very sadly.So! 】

Two days ago, it was confirmed that Arturia Pendragon (Alter) Rider was chain summoned.

——[Succinctness, speed.Fix everything before that kid cries out?ignorant.Wouldn't it be better to get it right before he comes? 】

A day ago, it was confirmed that the mysterious heroine X was chain summoned.

——【Whether red or white or black, all Sabers need to be eliminated!Don't embarrass a child anymore! 】

This morning, it was confirmed that the mysterious heroine X (Alter) was chain summoned.

——[Little master has a very sweet, very sweet scent...but tears are salty, I don't like sweets wet with tears! 】

"...Is this a horse?!?"

"As you can see, this is the current situation. The Sixth Singularity is about to turn into the Great War of Artoria. By the way, the Knights of the Round Table were collectively confused, and Ramses II laughed wildly. In addition... ..Wait, how is this spirit base reaction possible?!?”

"What happened again?!?"

"Additional report!!!!!!"

Just now, it was confirmed that Artoria Class [unknown], self-revealed.

——【Well (chew~chew~), don't worry, I've already asked for leave.Uh (chew~chew~), that's right, I came here this time just to inspect it, and I will definitely come here one day in the future...my daughter-in-law's (tentative) one. 】

"..."

Gaia, the body is silent.

"Lord Gaia, excuse me, I just received a message from another parallel world, Lord Gaia. It is said that in that world, King Arthur who stayed in Avalon asked for leave because... .Investigate the daughter-in-law? What kind of strange reason is this, Lord Gaia?"

Click.

"Master Gaia?"

A certain string called sanity had finally snapped.

"I don't care blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!"

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Alas, as expected, repairing human reason is not a simple matter ╮(￣▽￣")╭

PS1: ...the illusion of dying.

PS2: Happy New Year...at least until the first singularity is written, I don't want to put it on the shelves...the beginning and the end...

Chapter 77 Chapter 72. Determination

Facts have proved that it is very difficult to stop a Wang Jiang in a frenzy from licking you-even if the Wang Jiang is Lixiang-and what's worse, in fact, a certain little Yu The three Wang sauces that the Lord is most familiar with are met in the Siberian snowfield and have a firm friendship with each other. They are commonly known as the three silly sleds of Alaska, Samoyed and... Huskies.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone should understand what I mean.That's right, among these, Lixiang is most familiar with huskies!Therefore, when he gave himself a hint before, when he chose the mode of action, he subconsciously imitated the behavior mode of the husky, so...

So if there is still a slight possibility to stop an ordinary Wang Jiang from licking you, then, to stop a husky from licking you... well, this seems... difficult, a bit difficult?

"Forget it, Xiao Lixiang is cute anyway."

After struggling for a while, Gaia gave up resistance.

[Speaking of which, I clearly remember that the supplies I gave Xiao Lixiang came from the meals made by that idiot, among other things, just because of his cooking skills and pride as a chef, he is doomed to be perfunctory , that is to say...]

"Leave it to me. I have learned a lot from Master Scathach. Although I am a Lancer now, it is still no problem to use it. The reason why it has been useless before is not that it can't be used, it's just me I’ve been too lazy to use it.”

In my memory, a certain blue spearman seemed to say this to me?

【Very well, after I go back this time, I will definitely hang you on the city wall immediately. 】

Recalling that the palace in the sea where he lived before was Gaia with some towering walls, he thought silently in his heart.

[And it was hung on the city wall with all abilities imprisoned and tied with ropes. 】

[However, even if this is the case, it seems that he is still a bit cheap. He actually let Xiao Lixiang eat dog food, hehe, dog, food?Tell me, how should I punish you? 】

"Come here, feed the young master some cakes!" → "Come here, feed this spearman some dog food!

A strange picture suddenly appeared in my mind.

【No, no, no, no, if you do this, he would be too pitiful. I'm still restrained anyway, so I need to show some sympathy.That's right, I most...]

[At most, only 100 Maeve can be summoned.Yes, first seal all the abilities of the Maeves, then hang that Cu Chulainn along the wall at a height of about two meters above the ground, and finally, tell the Maeves—]

[As long as any of you can jump up and reach this idiot, I will allow anyone to squeeze him dry! 】

[Very good, this is just right, after all, I am not a devil, so just do it this way! 】

In this way, Gaia, at this moment, made a decision that would directly cause a certain spearman to go insane for a while in the future.

Yes, insanity, and according to an unnamed red-coated chef, the scene seemed pretty amusing: "Well, to be honest, I still remember that scene clearly. But this There is no other way, after all, you have to know that a certain stupid dog screamed desperately with a broken face [One hundred Maeve, one hundred, one hundred?!? Help! Stay away from me! This is simply It’s a nightmare comparable to the time I was hunted down by Master Skaha oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh] Well, because that look was so funny, so I was in such a good mood that day that everyone who came to me The servants who beat rice all beat an extra spoonful."

The camera turns back to Gaia.

【Well, having said that, Xiao Lixiang is soft and fragrant all over. She really deserves to be my child, so cute.Well, since this is the case, this is a rare opportunity, so just... sleep well. 】

Gently rubbing Lixiang's head, the incarnation of restraint who has been working hard all this time, yawned, and slowly closed his eyes.It's just that Gaia felt as if he saw some strange pictures just before his vision was completely dimmed.

For example, a certain black dragon is looking at this side with envy and hatred.

For example, some weird-looking pillars are spraying nosebleeds (?) and taking crazy photos.

For example, the figure of a girl with the corners of her mouth curled up and her smile like a fox disappeared in a flash.

【Ah, the last one, why does it seem to be... Alaya? 】

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"Asleep."

After discovering that Gaia was asleep, Lixiang stopped immediately.After carefully picking her up and taking a lot of effort, the little master finally put Gaia on an armchair in a nearby room.

Search, well, there are blankets.

Li Xiang's eyes lit up after finding the blanket, first he tiptoed back, and put the blanket on the other person's body, then quietly walked to the door of the room, after closing the door, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Shh~~~ Ms. Favna, let's talk elsewhere."

Turning around, Lixiang said softly to the black dragon outside the window.

"..."

Nod, nod.Naturally, the huge black dragon would not object to his own cat's proposal, not to mention that this dragon actually picked up a cat and raised it as a daughter. Favna had already changed her job from an evil dragon to a cat-sucking dragon.So, not long after, in an open space far from Gaia's room, one person and one dragon met.

"Fell asleep, fell asleep. Sure enough, she is very tired."

"Did you do it on purpose just now?"

Recalling the previous scene, the black dragon who almost thought that his favorite cat had lost his mind asked doubtfully.

"Intentionally?" The little master shook his head, and following his movements, the hair on both sides shook like cat ears, and this scene directly made a black dragon with severe cat (Lixiang) stare. Her eyes widened, "No? At first, I really wanted to take revenge, but soon I found that she was tired, not physically, but mentally."

"So, according to my intuition, I switched from the mode of [Mr. Angry Husky] to the mode of [Baby Child]. As a result, she really relaxed and fell asleep. Although I don't know why she is so tired, But presumably, that's something very, very important, right?"

"In this case, let's forget about my personal grievances and let her have a good rest. After all, to me, whether you are good or her, they are all family members that I cherish."

"You..." Heilong shook his head with a wry smile, and was shocked to find that his cat had become many times more gentle than when he parted with him, and suddenly became more determined in his decision.

This child has become more gentle, which is a good thing, but it is also a bad thing.That's right, because she is too gentle, once she is betrayed or hurt by the person she cherishes the most, then the pain she will suffer will be even greater.Sure enough, I have to test whether the people who are by your side are qualified to be your family members, whether they are qualified...to make you happy!

"Let the horse come over, Hun Dan, I'll let you know, mother-in-law—I mean the owner—this test is very sad!!!"

Yes, trying to marry my daughter—I mean the cat—wasn't that easy! ←This sentence is at least refrained from saying it

"Meow? Ms. Favna, what you said just now... Are you planning something bad?"

"Ho, ho, h...house? No, no!"

Oops, I almost forgot, my cat is very sensitive!

"No~ Yes~? But even the roar has changed into English words? And think about it carefully, why did you arrest me before, wait, what time is it now, where are Mash and the others?"