Yuanshen: Thor is pregnant and takes over the rice wife on her behalf

She's the dog, okay?

In animal taxonomy, foxes definitely belong to the carnivorous order Canidae.

in short.Yae Miko is my dog, that's the way to say it.

I found a basin of water and tried to wash it, first washing off the little turtles on both sides of my cheeks.

Get water on your face with your hands and rub it again.

After going back and forth several times, the little tortoise was washed clean, and no traces could be seen at all.

It seems that Shenzi still has a bit of conscience, and he didn't use that kind of pen that can't be washed away.

Otherwise, I will find a way to get a fox fur sock! .

As for where the fur comes from, of course it comes from a pink fox.

However, Su Han looked at the phrase "I am the dog of the palace secretary" on his forehead and smiled, and had some ideas in his mind.

Su Han won't be at a disadvantage!

After washing away some of the words, Su Han found another calligrapher and asked him to imitate Shenzi's handwriting and write a line on his forehead - Yae Shenzi is my dog.

After finishing these, Su Han swaggered to the castle tower.

Anyway, I am not the most embarrassing.

at this time.

Inside the tower.

Shenzi was sticking together with the general, leaning against each other, playing mobile games.

When it was Shenzi's turn to play, the general leaned on Shenzi.

When it was the general's turn to play, Shenzi leaned his little head directly on the general's shoulder.

This made Ying, who had been peeking all the time, always feel that she was redundant!

The general suddenly raised his head and looked towards the door, "He's here."

Shenzi obviously also sensed Su Han's aura, and a guilty conscience flashed across his face.

I just painted on Su Han's face for a long time in the morning, so I don't think you came to ask me to blame him! ?

Should I hide first?

It was Su Han who was at fault first, who wanted to shave off my fox hair first, why should I hide.

A smart and kind-hearted palace secretary will not be afraid of a mere little Su Han!

After seeing Su Han push the door in, Yae Shenzi immediately opened his mouth and said.

"Ala Allah, did someone sleep well this morning?"

At this time, Shenzi noticed that the little turtle on Su Han's cheek was gone, and the grimace on his chin was also gone, but the writing on his forehead seemed to be still there.

She squinted her eyes and read out unconsciously.

"Yae Miko is my dog."

Son of God: "???"

Why is this word different from what I wrote this morning? ? ?

I remember what I wrote in the morning, I am the dog of Mr. Gong Si.

But this handwriting seems to be mine?

I made a typo this morning! ?

This handwriting, although similar to mine, is a bit weird.

"Son of God, so you are here too!" Su Han greeted.

General Lei Dian obviously also noticed the writing on Su Han's forehead, but his expression didn't change much.

Instead, he was always peeking at the screen, watching the shadows outside and bursting out laughing.

Didn’t Su Han’s words mean that the Son of God is his dog!

Shenzi frowned slightly at this time.

Soon, she realized something more serious!

Su Han wrote such words on his forehead, wouldn't everyone along the way see them! ?

If Su Han doesn't erase it, more people will see it in the future! ?

Although Su Han had some words on his face, he lost a little face.

But I seem to be the one who loses face even more! ?

This reminded her of an old Liyue saying - kill one thousand enemies, and harm yourself eight hundred.

"The words on your face!" Shenzi gritted his teeth, "I'll bite you!"

"How is it? Isn't the writing on my face beautiful? People on the road praise me for my good taste!" Not only was Su Han not afraid of the threat of the Son of God, he read those words out, "The Son of God is my dog .”

Son of God: "!!!"

You even read it out! ! !

"I really bit you!" Shenzi stood up so angry that he wanted to chase Su Han.

Su Han was not willing to submit, of course he ran away.

In the Tianshou Pavilion, one fox and one person were seen running around.

Also made a cup of tea!

However, Su Han did not run past Shenzi after all, and was rushed up by Shenzi all of a sudden, and threw himself on Su Han's back.

"I'll go, Son of God, you are so heavy!"

Su Han was thrown by Shenzi like this, and he couldn't bear the weight of Shenzi at all, and fell to the ground all of a sudden!

Son of God: "???"

I am heavy! ?

Do you want to see what you are talking about! ?

Chapter 61 Auntie

Because Su Han fell to the ground, the Son of God who threw himself on Su Han's back was not spared.

They fell down together.

However, because Su Han acted as a human shield below, Shenzi didn't receive any impact at all, and didn't hurt at all.

Sitting on Su Han's back, she didn't dislike Su Han, and said.

"Ah, ah, a certain person kept running! Why didn't he run away!"

"Son of God, you are really super heavy, can you stay away from me?"

Su Han really felt that the Son of God was a bit heavy, even though he was a fox, but he was so heavy.

Looks like the food is really good.

You should be hungry for a few days.

Son of God: "???"

You still say I'm heavy? ? ?

Obviously you are the weak side now!

"Ala, ala, call me sister, I can consider letting you go!"

Yae Kamiko was playing with the ends of her hair with one hand, but she was not in a hurry at all at this moment.

"Aunt Shenzi, how old are you, I feel unconscionable calling you auntie."

Su Han's tone should be as disgusting as possible.

The Son of God is at least five hundred years old.

This is definitely an old woman!

Son of God: "!!!"

Don't you know that all the girls in the world are forever!

How can anyone say that about girls!

You will never get a wife like this!

What a blind man to see you!

Yae Kamito's face, which was originally as bright as spring, turned from sunny to cloudy at this moment.

The little hand didn't continue to play with the ends of the hair. Instead, it stretched out its hand on the soft flesh of Su Han's waist, and spun it around fiercely.

Let him call himself aunt.

Obviously, he is talented! ! !

Even if it is called Auntie, it should be the old woman called Yingying.

Movie capital is thousands of years old!

Not married yet!

"I'll go! Ah, it hurts!"

Being pinched by Shenzi's soft waist, even Su Han couldn't hold back and yelled out.

Although Shenzi's hands are soft, his strength is not small.

He pinched a piece of soft flesh around his waist and turned it hard, almost every cell in it was howling in pain!

After hearing Su Han's painful wailing, Yae Shenzi was in an inexplicably good mood for some reason.

There was also a shallow arc at the corner of the mouth.

"So, does someone want to call me sister?"

"Giving lucky money?" Su Han asked.

Yae Shenzi once heard that there is a custom of giving lucky money in Liyue, so he understands what it means.

However, the New Year's money is not given by the elder sister, but by the elders to the younger generation.

Couldn't it be that Su Han thought I didn't understand, and secretly called me an old woman and an aunt?

Blinking his big eyes, his little hands touched the soft flesh of his waist again.

After pinching a little bit of meat, he threatened.

"Should I call my sister?"

"Then can I have a request?" Su Han asked.

"What request!?" Yae Kamito frowned slightly with his pretty brows.

I always feel that Su Han didn't hold his fart well!

"Your lord has a lot, can you not use force against me today." Su Han said, with a hint of begging for mercy in his tone.

Yae Kamiko frowned and thought about it.

If it's just today, it's not impossible.

"However, in exchange, you will call me sister."

"No problem." Su Han then shouted at General Lei Dian again: "General, you have heard it all, be a witness, lest anyone go back on their word."

General Lei Dian said lightly, "I understand."

Yae Shenzi also walked away from Su Han's back, his big foxy eyes sparkled, and he spoke.

"Quickly call out to my sister and let me listen."

"Eldest sister, you are my dear elder sister."