Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

"Bastard." Zoro stared at the two of them and said, "Believe it or not, I cut you both off!"

"Hahaha......"

............

"cheers......"

Usopp took a few people to a small shop in the village for dinner.

For a moment, Usopp couldn't help asking: "Zoro, you are that famous pirate hunter, Roronoa Zoro? Silk cake one!!"

Sauron explained: "I am no longer a pirate hunter, I am now a member of their ship."

After a few people ate for a while, Nami asked: "Usopp, since Luffy and your father know each other. Now, I wonder if you can find a partner who can drive a boat and a big boat in your village?"

Usopp: "You also saw that this is a small village. I'm sorry to disappoint you."

Sauron laughed and said, "On the hill, there is a big villa."

Nami: "Is it Usopp's friend? Can you ask him to help with some money?"

Usopp: "It won't work there. Ah, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do. I know the boss here very well. Just eat and drink, I'm leaving."

A few people watched Usopp rushing out of the store, and Nami couldn't help feeling depressed.

Looking at the few people who were eating and drinking without heart and lungs, Nami couldn't help asking: "Aren't you worried that you won't be able to sail without a boat and a navigator?"

Lu Fei comforted: "Don't worry Nami, there will always be boats, let's eat first. Ah! Lin Fan, that's my chicken leg!"

Sauron: "Lin Fan, you bastard, if you want wine, call yourself..."

Nami slapped her forehead, she was really tired!

"Well, I'm so full..."

While a few people were resting on chairs, three children who had escaped by the coast rushed into the shop, and one of them boldly stepped forward and asked, "What did you do to our Captain Usopp?"

It turned out that after the three children escaped, they came back to save Usopp when their conscience found out.Several people looked at Lu Fei's bulging stomach, and couldn't help but panic and said, "You, wouldn't you give, give Usopp, give..."

Sauron showed evil eyes, with an evil taste: "That's right, your Captain Usopp has been eaten by us, hehehe..."

"Ah! Monster..."

Chapter 19 Usopp's Cowhide

"Ah, it's so noisy!" Unable to bear the shock of the three children, Nami couldn't help but angrily said.

However, when the three children saw the angry Nami, they became even more terrified. The three couldn't help hugging each other, "Ah, hag!"

"Hahaha..." Luffy explained: "Your Usopp was in the middle of eating just now, as if something happened, and then left."

One of them, Onion Head, asked, "Is that really the case?"

A garlic head suddenly remembered, "I see, Usopp should have gone to tell Miss Kaya a story."

Luffy said contemptuously: "What, it turns out that Usopp is a person who forgets friends when he sees sex."

One of the green pepper-headed children retorted: "That's not the case. Miss Keya couldn't get over her sadness after her parents passed away. It was Usopp who told her stories every day, which made Miss Kaya gradually brighten up. , and the body has also improved."

Garlic echoed: "That's right, you are not allowed to say that about our Captain Usopp."

Luffy exclaimed: "So Usopp is a great person!"

Lin Hai patted Lu Fei's shoulder with one hand, and couldn't help but said, "Your ability to accept is too strong, right? Just like the wind, here and there for a while..."

Nami hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Miss Kaya you mentioned, could it be the owner of that big house on the hillside?"

Seeing the three children nodding, Nami continued to ask, "Can you take us to Usopp?"

"sure!"

Lin Hai glanced at Nami, and couldn't help but lament that the little thief cat is just a little thief cat, with a lot of scheming......

Luffy clapped his hands and decided: "Yoxi, let's go find Usopp!"

...............

On the hillside, in Keya's villa.

At this time, Keya was standing by the window, listening to Usopp who was standing on the branch of a big tree talking about the handsome guy we met in those years...

Usopp said very proudly: "Keya, do you know? He is a hot man, he is charming, with sword-like eyes, brows, and a nose that hangs courageously. He is peerless and independent.

He has a sword, which can move mountains, overturn seas, break mountains and rivers, and establish heaven and earth...

The hot guy is the author, he is really handsome, the handsome is scum, the handsome is in a mess, the handsome is cut off..."

Ke Ya kept nodding with her eyes shining by the window, "Mmmmm..."

Seeing that Kaya was so interested, Usopp continued mysteriously: "But there is someone more handsome than the author, do you know who it is?"

Ke Ya showed horror on her face, and asked quickly: "Is there anyone more handsome? How handsome is that? Silk cake one... Na na, tell me quickly, Usopp!"

At this time, Usopp thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "It's those readers, once I saw those readers, they were so handsome, they almost blinded my 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

I have never seen such handsome people in my life. They punched the Four Emperors and kicked the Navy.With a wave of his sleeves, the five old stars kneel down and bow...

Ke Ya, remember one sentence, in this world, you would rather be charged with killing the Tianlong people than offend the readers, understand? "

After finishing speaking, Usopp wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then patted his chest with lingering fear.

Kaya said gratefully: "Usopp, thank you for telling me this."

After finishing speaking, Ke Ya looked into the distance, as if she was really looking forward to meeting the reader.

Those legendary readers, that would be great, if I could meet...

Thinking of this, Ke Ya shyly squeezed her legs together and let out a scream: "Ah..."

Luffy and his group who rushed here just heard Usopp talking about those legendary handsome guys! !

Lin Hai was a little confused, the author is so handsome, but the reader is even more handsome than him?

Then where can Lin Hai rank?

Sure enough, the world of Pirates is really unfathomable, the strength is abnormal, and the appearance is so exaggerated!As long as you don't grab those big beauties from yourself!

Thinking of this, Lin Hai immediately felt relieved.

But Lu Fei beside Lin Hai is different from the three children, his eyes shine brighter than the headlights of a car!

"Si, Si Cake One!!" Lu Fei was sweating profusely and asked, "I really want to meet those readers!"

Sauron on the side muttered with great interest: "If there is a chance, I would like to meet you!"

Kaya by the window saw Luffy and his group, and asked with a smile, "Who are you?"

Nami said first: "We are people passing by here, and we are also Usopp's friends. We came here to ask if you have any unused boats here, and send us one!"

Lin Hai on one side couldn't help but marvel at Nami's cheekiness!Dare to make such a shameless request when we meet for the first time!Is this what everyone is good at?

When Clabatel, who was eavesdropping, heard that the woman actually wanted Keya to send her a boat?

How is this possible, those are all his property in the near future, how can they be given to others!

Unable to bear it, Clabatel came over from the outside and interrupted the conversation between Kaya and Nami.

Krabatelle hates Usopp so much, what kind of friends did he bring?Ship?What! !

Krabatelle said: "The boat you want is not available here. There is also Usopp, come down from the tree quickly and get out of here. We don't welcome you, a guy who is full of lies and can brag."

Usopp said angrily: "I admit that I usually brag, but why am I lying all over the place? The story I just told is true!"

"Hahaha..." Clabatel sneered, "Does it really exist? Leaving aside the readers, as far as the author you mentioned, how could someone be so handsome? Let alone more handsome than him." Handsome reader? What are you if this is not a lie?"

Usopp argued: "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean he doesn't exist. For a person like you who has no dreams, don't comment on others, okay?"

At this time, Usopp dropped the tool from the tree trunk to the ground.

And Clabatel sneered: "Is it a random comment? Everyone knows what's on your mind. You like to make up lies every day to deceive our eldest lady, and then win her favor in order to get the family property here. Yes ?"

Being insulted again and again, Usopp couldn't help but stepped forward and punched Krabatelle to the ground, "People like you don't understand what romance is, just shut up!"

"Tch." Clabatel spat and said, "A pirate is a pirate. As the son of a pirate, you also have that kind of violent gene in your body. If you can't say it, you just do it?"

"What did you say?" Usopp was about to go up and beat Krabatelle again.

But at this moment, Keya shouted: "Enough Usopp, stop using violence, violence can't solve the problem, can you go back first?"

Ke Ya said so, what can Usopp do?

Violence can't solve the problem?

I don't know why, Usopp felt a little pain in his heart, especially when this sentence came from Kaya's mouth!

At this moment, Clabatel stood up and said, "Get out of here quickly, and don't get close to the eldest lady in the future. And the group of people over there, all get out of here."

"Sauron, don't stop me, I'm going to beat him up, stinky butler, come and beat me up, how dare you say that about the author and the reader, I'm going to beat you up!" Luffy was being beaten by Sauron. Hold it, shake your hands and feet!

Sauron persuaded: "Hey Luffy, don't mess around, don't make things more complicated!"

Lin Hai looked at Krabatelle for a while, and knew that he was a pirate captain, Baiji Keluo!

It's just that it's not yet the time to do it yourself, so let's leave first!

Chapter 20 The Revenge of Lin Hai

After Luffy and the others left Keya's villa, Usopp said in a low mood, "I'll go for a walk first, and let me be alone."

How many people can see that Usopp seems to be hit?

Walking to the fence in the wilderness, Luffy also ran away...

Nami asked, "Where shall we go now?"

Sauron shook his head and said, "Lu Fei is not here, let's wait for him here."

"Hey." Lin Hai said, "Did you see that bad guy in the distance? He's walking backwards!"

I saw that person not far away walking in space?

A few people just watched that person walk in front of them in silence.

Of course Lin Hai knew that this was Zang Gao, the current acting captain of the Black Cat Pirates.

Zangao stopped and said, "I'm not a weirdo, I'm not weird at all, okay?"

One of the children asked, "Then who are you?"

"Me?" Zangao introduced: "My name is Zangao, a hypnotist."

"Hypnotist?" The three children stepped forward with great interest, and one of them asked, "So you have a unique skill? Can you show us something?"

Lin Hai couldn't help muttering: "A child is a child, what unique skills does he know?"

Nami said contemptuously: "Looking at you, it's obvious that you just want to see him, okay?"

Zang Gao quickly patted Lin Hai away and held his hand, which meant that if he didn't show his hand, he wouldn't let him go!

After all, Lin Hai is still very interested in this incredible hypnotism, Lin Hai does not believe that he can really hypnotize himself.

After patting Lin Hai's hand away, Zangao said, "Are you kidding me? We are not acquaintances, so why should I show you my special skills?"

After finishing speaking, Zangao quickly took out a watch from his pocket and said, "Look at this watch, when I count 1, 2, jango, you will fall asleep."

"1, 2, jango..."

"zzzzzz..." x5

In an instant, Zangao, Lin Hai and the three children all fell asleep! !

"Hey, hey!!" Zoro still didn't understand, so he just fell asleep!

Nami on the side patted her forehead, turned to Sauron and asked, "Is this your partner?"

Sauron couldn't help but blushed, and quickly said: "I'd better pull them aside, the place where they sleep is in the middle of the road!"

Sleep fast and wake up fast!

After waking up, Zang Gao had already left, and Lin Hai couldn't help blushing from the playful eyes of Sauron and Nami, and quickly argued: "That guy still has something, looking at the swinging clock, I don't know why. Good sleep, right?"

"Yes." The three children replied at the same time. 23sk.net

Sauron didn't bother to pay attention, but asked, "Where are you going now? I don't know where Luffy went."