Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

After the zombie finished speaking, the others in the cemetery jumped into the sky one after another.

"Don't underestimate us."

"Oh, hit..."

"Yeah, again..."

The group of bandaged pseudo-zombies jumped up from the ground in various poses, screaming strangely, and then formed formation one after another, all leaning forward with their hands, palms facing down, a movement of trying to pinch someone, really It's so ruthless.

Lin Hai was excited about these things, and really wanted to dance with them!Especially before the crossing, there is a missing dance in Mike Jack's show dance, but it's a pity that Lin Hai can't dance.

Although he can't jump, it doesn't prevent Lin Hai from joining them to do those moves, right?

Namiyu stared at Lin Hai who had joined the zombie group, and complained helplessly, "What is Lin Hai doing?"

Sanji replied with fishy eyes: "Who knows."

At this time, the leading zombie said: "Let them see how dangerous zombies are."

"Who are you?" The zombie beside Lin Hai turned to Lin Hai and asked.

Lin Hai gave him the back of his head and said, "You don't care who I am, I'm doing serious business."

"Oh." The zombie that reacted turned its head again and asked, "Who the hell are you!"

I saw Lin Hai at this time, putting gray and white wig on his head, his sword was also inserted into his back, wearing a black robe...

"..." The Straw Hats.

At this time, seeing the zombies looking at him, Lin Hai couldn't help but look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said slowly: "Who am I? I was destined to be a lone star, destined to wander forever. I am me, a different fireworks. …”

"Si, Si Cake..." Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes.

Lu Fei excitedly said: "I want that outfit too, I really want it..."

Seeing that Luffy was about to run over, Sanji grabbed Luffy directly, he was really speechless about Lin Hai's virtue.

Those zombies who had reacted heard what Lin Hai said, but this guy still didn't say his name, and they were immediately annoyed.

"Asshole, are you here to make trouble?"

"Damn it, you actually look down on us zombies."

"That's right, let's go up together..."

After a while, all the zombies in the cemetery knelt in one place with tears streaming down their faces, while Lin Hai said in front of their eyes, "What are you doing? If you insist on doing something to me, do you still want to come?"

"No, no, no, I'm really sorry for taking action against you."

Luffy, who was sitting in one place, asked, "What are you doing here?"

The leader replied: "Well, we are zombies, so we are buried here, and then rot slowly."

"That's right, it's been rotting."

"Me too!"

Luffy was silent for a while, then asked, "Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, we dare not, I'm sorry, it's all true." The zombies replied in a cold sweat.

These guys are nothing more than being arranged here by Moria to scare the people who come in or do some intelligence. It's useless to ask, right?

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "I said Luffy, you can't bully zombies, look at how cute they are, and they are full of love for life after death, just like the thick fog here, it can't be dispelled, it can't be dissipated. This is a man Their love for life, this is the romance of a man, love even after death..."

"The love of life?"

"Man's romance?"

"Love even after death?"

"Puff, woo ah..." Franky suddenly cried: "What a group of admirable zombies, woo woo, is this the romance of a man? Woo woo, I didn't cry, I I’m not crying, Ba Ga, don’t look this way, I’m not crying.”

(Puff is the sound of snot, not a laugh~)

Seeing Frankie like this, Lin Hai couldn't help twitching his eyes, this guy is actually more stealth than himself?What a miscalculation!

Sauron on the side couldn't help but said: "I said, can you control your emotions, don't lose control if you don't move."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Luffy, Lin Hai, Usopp, and Chopper mingling with those zombies.

"Romance, romance..."

Sauron said, "You bastards..."

Sanji patted his forehead and asked, "Should we stop here for the captain's virtue?"

"Hehehe." Robin chuckled and said, "I think this place is pretty good."

Luffy shouted: "Sanji, take it easy, the party is on..."

"Are you kidding me, you bastard..." Sanji and Zoro started fighting at the same time.

Unexpectedly, these zombies took out a colorful ball from nowhere, emitting all kinds of light, and hung him in the air, and then the cemetery turned into a karaoke hall...

"Again..."

"Bounce Chacha, Bounce Chacha..."

"Who is singing, warming the loneliness..."

"Brother, why don't you continue singing?"

"That's all I can say."

"..."

In fact, these zombies are subordinates of Abu Salom, who is one of the cadres of the Moria Pirates. He used his transparent fruit ability to sneak to the Thousand Miles of Sunshine, and wanted to do obscene acts, and was Lin Hai kicked him so hard that he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

But the group of pseudo-zombies in the cemetery didn't get the order, so they naturally had fun with Luffy and the others.

However, the cemetery here is not far from the castle, and those noises naturally spread to the ears of some people, making the quiet castle become lively...

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Chapter 235 Moria and the Three Monsters

When the Straw Hats and the pseudo-zombies were playing in the cemetery, in a research room, as a doctor and a cadre of Moria, he heard the noise outside, Hobuck said: "What is so noisy?" Huh? Are those zombies throwing a party again?"

As he said that, he turned his head to look at the zombie who was once a big star beside him, and asked, "Xindeli, do you know?"

Hindley, who has a stitched scar on her face, replied: "All the plates just disappear from the world."

Hobak exclaimed: "I know, I know, by the way, Hindley, shouldn't it be time for us to eat?"

After a while, Hobak, who was sitting at the table, saw Sindeli, who was holding a plate, put the pudding directly on the table.

Hobuck exclaimed, "Can't you just serve the pudding on a plate?"

Hindley: "It would be nice if things like plates disappeared from the world."

"Got it, got it." Hobak lay down on the table speechlessly and licked it.

At this time, a message owl, Hilton, flew into Hobak's restaurant, and it was also bandaged.

Hilton said: "Master Hobak, I have something to report."

Hobak raised his head and replied, "What's the matter?"

Hilton replied: "The Straw Hat Pirates are almost here, including Straw Hat Luffy with a reward of [-] million Baileys, and a reward of [-] million..."

Hobak asked, "Where is Abu Salom? He manages the zombies in the cemetery, right?"

Hilton: "Lord Absalom, he should have gone to spy on the women's bathhouse again."

Hobak: "Really, does Master Moria know about this?"

Hilton: "I don't know, he should still be sleeping."

"Sleeping?" Hobak said speechlessly, "Hurry up and wake him up, he's busy tonight..."

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In a dark layer high up in the castle, Moriah was fast asleep.

He was sleeping soundly, but when he was suddenly woken up by three inexplicable things that rushed over to inform him, Moria's eyes froze, "I had a nightmare!"

One of them called Shinobu replied, "That's really great, master."

The other one said: "It has been about four days since the last night attack. During this time, Lord Moria has been sleeping. We have prepared food for you for four days!"

Shinobu stepped forward and said: "The prey this time is not small. They are the straw hat boy Luffy and his gang who broke through Judiciary Island last month and have become a hot topic of discussion. To you, Lord Moria, It can come in handy."

"Hee hee hee..." Moria grinned. He seemed to be waiting for this kind of moment, and his eyes showed joy that was different from the past.

At this time, one of the zombies asked, "Master Moria, do you have any other orders?"

"Hee hee hee." Moria said with a smile: "Notify the three weirdos that I will use the shadow of the straw hat boy Luffy to resurrect that thing, so that I can become the Pirate King, hee hee hee... "

After laughing for a while, Moriah stared outside the castle, as if he could see the Straw Hats, and muttered, "This is Thriller Bark, the demonic realm of the dead, let's have a beautiful nightmare..."

"Lord Moriah, among the Straw Hats, the one with the highest bounty is not Straw Hat Luffy, but Sleeping God Lin Hai, why not use his shadow?" One of them puzzled.

Moria replied: "A high bounty does not mean that he is powerful. Don't be naughty, hurry up and inform them, hehehe..."

But after a while, several zombies moved Abu Salom, who was kicked by Lin Hai before, to Moria.

Seeing Absalom who had suffered such a serious injury, Moria was furious: "Who did it! Who beat my lovely subordinate like this?"

One of the zombies replied: "I don't know, Lord Moriah, Lord Absalom said to check the boat of the Straw Hat Pirates, and then the other zombies heard a sound, and they found Absalom after they passed by." Master Mu passed out there."

Moriah said angrily: "Straw hat kid Luffy!! Go and call Hobuck to come over and treat Absalom..."

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"Heh heh heh..."

A lot of spirit creatures made strange noises and came back to a big house from the outside. The owner of this house is the cute girl who ate the ghost fruit—Perona.

Perona, Absalom, and Hobak are the three major cadres under Moria, and they are also called the three weirdos.

Among them, Perona dreams of collecting all cute toys; Absalom dreams of becoming the king of the cemetery, but at the same time has a serious obscenity; and Hobuck specializes in making zombies. He not only has a crush on that, but also... ...He's not normal anyway.

At this time, the puppet bear standing by the window - Kumasi, has different stitching patterns on its body, and a mask is pasted on its mouth...

Seeing so many ghosts come back, Kumasi couldn't help saying: "Huan, welcome back, Lord Perona..."

"Ah!" Perona suddenly annoyed: "Shut up and don't talk, Kumasi. Why is your voice so low when you are so decadent? It really makes people angry."

Kumasi: "Sorry!"

Perona took the umbrella in Kumasi's hand and said, "If you're not cute, you're not qualified to serve me, heh heh heh..."

Kumasi said anxiously: "Master Perona, I..."

"Shut up!" Perona taught: "Shut your mouth and don't speak."

After teaching Kumasi a lesson, Perona turned her back to Kumasi and ordered: "Kumasi, Kumasi, brother Liji will bring the coffin over in a while, and you will take it for me and send it to the master's ballroom. do you understand?"

Kumasi behind Perona didn't dare to speak, but Perona saw that Kumasi didn't answer, she couldn't help turning her head and asked again: "Do you understand?"

Kumasi: "Yes!"

Perona immediately said: "Don't answer, it's not cute at all. I'm going to the ship to direct the work of the treasure recovery team. If you have any questions, please let me know. Do you understand?"

Kumasi nodded.

Perona smiled and said: "That's right, shut up, you are cute."

After walking a few steps, Kumasi said instinctively, "Be careful on the road."

Perona was immediately annoyed, "Asshole, did you speak secretly just now?"

Perona, who was just about to go out, received a message from Moria. She opened the umbrella in her hand and stood by the window and said, "Don't try to escape from here, useless pirates. Are you ready? Zombies , we have to show some real skills, hahahaha..."

"Oh hoo!"

I saw strange creatures standing under the window...

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Chapter 236 Who Wants To Listen To You?

After playing with the zombies in the cemetery for a long time, the Straw Hats separated from them and continued to the castle.