Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

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"..." Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Have you seen it? Have you seen what is called shameless?"

Stepping on the table with Frankie, Brook also turned to look at Lin Hai and asked, "Are you praising me? I'm a skeleton with no face. A skeleton..."

Saying that, Brook made a pose.

"Oh, super..."

Frankie followed suit.

Seeing this scene, Lin Hai stormed away!

"Kono!!" Lin Hai took off his shoes and was going to give them a few kicks, but Luffy and Usopp stopped Lin Hai.

Lin Hai, who was pulled back, still held the shoes in his hand, and said, "Let go of me, I'm going to take a picture of these two perverted and shameless guys!"

Frankie and Brooke, who were dancing on the table, twisted their bodies proudly, and replied at the same time: "Thank you for your compliment."

"Ah! I'm so mad!!" Lin Hai said angrily.

Usopp: "No, Lin Hai, we are partners."

Luffy also echoed: "Yes, we are partners, don't be rough."

Nami, Robin and others on the side said, "..."

What is invincible, this is invincible!

"Hey little brother." At this time, a pirate asked Lin Hai: "Can you tell us what kind of moves you used at that time? Your figure is like a ghost, so handsome!!"

"Yes, brother, explain to us all!"

Lin Hai instinctively wiped his hair with both hands, trying to push the hair up, which made it more convenient, but the hair was too smooth, so it was useless.

But when the Straw Hats saw Lin Hai's virtue, they knew what he wanted to do. As long as they gave him some color, he could start a dyeing workshop.

No, Lin Hai sat back on the chair, habitually took out a cigar, and then a pistol appeared in his hand, gorgeous 360 degrees, "Bang..."

Following the voice, everyone trembled.

At this time, Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette and said, "Speaking of that bloody storm..."

Bloody?It seems that some words are wrong, right?But everyone didn't take it seriously, but listened carefully.

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "This is just a small scene, let me tell you about the big scene back then."

"big occasion?"

"No way, is it a small scene to fight with two Qi Wuhai?"

"Yeah, so, how big is the big scene?"

Chopper and Lu Fei couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly shook Lin Hai's arm, "Hurry up, tell us what kind of big scene it was..."

"Yes, stop smoking, tell us quickly, you bastard."

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "Calm down, that happened in the East China Sea..."

Sanji asked curiously, "Could it be in Windmill Village? Luffy..."

Lin Hai interrupted: "Don't interrupt, listen up! I was still a teenager in the East China Sea. At that time, I was fishing on the moon..."

"Nani!" Luffy and the others asked with protruding eyes and brows of sweat.

"Above the moon? Silk, silk cake one!!"

Sanji said speechlessly: "You bragging is too ridiculous, even more outrageous than Usopp's bragging."

Usopp: "Hey."

Lin Hai said unhappily: "Chef, don't interrupt there, listen carefully. Do you know why I went fishing on the moon?"

Everyone swallowed and shook their heads.

Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette in satisfaction, and then said leisurely, "Because there is a big fish with a length of [-] meters in the East China Sea..."

"Nani! Nine, ninety thousand meters?"

"Is there such a big fish? What should I use to catch it?"

"Si, Si Cake Yi, how long does it take to eat it? No, how big a pot does it need to be?"

"I said Luffy, stop drooling and listen to Lin Hai."

Nami, who was on the side, looked at everyone with fishy eyes, and couldn't help muttering: "This is obviously nonsense, okay?"

"Hehehe." Robin chuckled and said, "Although it's nonsense, it's very interesting..."

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Chapter 260

When Lin Hai said it, everyone was aroused.

Lin Hai, who was sitting in one place, said emotionally: "At that time, there was a super big fish with a length of [-] meters in the East China Sea. It was a fish when it was in the sea, but when it left the water, it turned into a bird. That bird Ah, it's called Kun, it's [-] meters long, it spreads its wings and flies, covering the sky and the sun..."

Seeing that everyone swallowed their saliva, they all remained silent and listened quietly to Lin Hai's nonsense.

And Lin Hai took a sip of beer and continued: "At that time, I took a 8000-meter fishing rod and sat on the moon to fish for this big kun. Do you know how big the bait I used?"

Lu Fei swallowed his saliva, and asked with sweat on his forehead, "Use, do you use sea kings as bait?"

"Tch." Lin Hai replied: "What are Neptunes? It's not enough for the fish to be stuffed between the teeth. To tell you the truth, I used the food that people have eaten and used for 100 years as bait. At that time, I caught it! "

"What happened later, what happened later?"

"It's really amazing, 100 years of food, how much is that?"

"Stop drinking and tell us quickly, you bastard."

At this time, Lin Hai was very satisfied and said: "After I caught that kun, I planned to cook that big fish with a [-]-meter-long knife. It's a pity, it's a pity, human beings can't do that at all. Long knife..."

If someone has read "Happy Journey" in high school textbooks, they will definitely be ashamed of Lin Hai for stealing Zhuang Zhou's story. It's a pity that people in this world don't know it at all!

However, Lin Hai's cowhide is much better than Usopp's, isn't it?

This is what is called true romanticism!

Soon, a banquet began under such an atmosphere.

Music, food, dance...

I saw Brook sitting next to a piano and began to yell and yell. To be honest, Lin Hai really wanted to slap him on the head with a shoe.After all, he, Lin Hai, is from China, so he can't appreciate these songs!

After all, there were too many classic songs in his hometown when he was not time-traveled. For the tune that Brook sang, Lin Hai didn't like it!However, even if he didn't like it, Lin Hai really didn't dare to say anything!Because many people here like it!

After Brook talked for a while, Luffy lying on the piano said, "Hey Brook, I know this song, Shanks and the others have sung it."

Brook replied: "The pirates in the past have sung this song, whether it's sad or happy, yo ho ho ho ho..."

All the pirates in the past have sung this song?

"Tch." Lin Hai couldn't help being contemptuous, didn't he just want to express his homesickness?A group of pirates who don't care about production, regard human life as worthless, and only steal things from the people, are they still engaging in feelings?This joke is kind of nasty...

The Pirate World is really a big world that was just a joke!

Where is the root?

Lin Hai, who was on the side, couldn't help thinking about this topic!

On the other hand, Luffy smiled and asked Brook, "Hey, let me tell you, will you join us? The shadow is back, so you can sail without being afraid of the sun."

"deleng..."

Suddenly, Brook stopped playing, raised his head and shouted: "I, I am so glad to be alive! Woohoo, it is so wonderful to be alive..."

The hall fell silent for a moment.

The Straw Hats understand that Brooke still has that unfulfilled agreement with his departed pirates...

"Hehehe." Luffy said with a smile, "Of course."

Brooke said, "Because I waited until today! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Luffy: "Sure."

Sanji and Usopp were shocked: "I agreed so readily?"

Chopper and Franky were also shocked at the same time.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "What's so surprising? It's just an extra skeleton that can move."

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai counted his fingers, and continued: "Look, there is a foodie on our ship, a lost alcoholic, a liar, a money fanatic, a civet cat, a perverted robot, and a man who will follow a beautiful woman whenever he sees her." Like a pug, he went up and licked...I'm stupid, did I say something wrong? Hit me again and I'll fight back! Ah, I know I was wrong..."

"..." Everyone exhaled two breaths from each nostril, and after a beating, they immediately felt comfortable.

After a while, Luffy and the others threw Brook up, "Warmly welcome new partners!" WWW.23sk.net

"Musicians welcome!"

"A dead musician with only a handful of bones left."

"The long-awaited musician..."

When everyone sat back in their seats, Robin was the first to laugh and said, "It's time to get lively again, hehehe."

Nami sighed: "Why do we gather such people here?"

Lin Hai said with a teachable expression: "Now you understand that in our pirate group, except for me, the rest are not normal people, right?"

Sanji couldn't help but said: "You are the most abnormal here, okay?"

Ignoring Sanji's anger, Lin Hai smugly wiped his hair with both hands, and said contemptuously: "You can just be jealous of me who is so good, anyway, I have been enduring the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I have long been used to the envy and rejection of others for being outstanding..."

Lin Hai is still pretending to be vicissitudes?

Seeing this scene, the corners of everyone's eyes twitched.

"narcissism."

"Idiot thunder."

"Idiot space."

"Hypnos."

Usopp corrected: "Luffy, Sleepy God doesn't seem to be a curse, does it? It should be said that he sleeps like a pig."

Lin Hai spread his hands, "Look, look, you guys continue to be jealous, I don't care, you continue, I can bear it."

Luffy and Usopp looked at each other with sweat on their foreheads, and sighed at the same time: "It's so shameless!"

Frankie and Brooke looked at each other, it's really a reincarnation, and the retribution is not good!Did this guy learn so quickly?

At this time, Sanji looked at Zoro and asked, "Hey Chlorella, won't you say a word to him?"

"Cut." Sauron took a sip of wine and replied: "Lin Hai's saying is very true, when someone meets a beautiful woman, he will go up and lick it like a pug, hahaha..."

"Damn it!" Sanji said angrily, "Lost drunkard!"

Sauron was also angry, "What are you talking about, bastard!"

Sanji: "Lost alcoholic."

Sauron: "Pug."

The two said at the same time: "Do you want to fight?"

After finishing speaking, the two replied at the same time again: "Come on."

Usopp, who was on the side, sighed: "You two really have a good understanding..."

The two said at the same time: "What did you say!"

The two stared at each other, and at the same time said to Usopp: "Who is with him..."

The two people who reacted hurriedly stopped talking, but said face to face at the same time: "What do you learn from me?"

"Still learning?" It was the same voice again.

"..." The two of them didn't dare to say any more, what a hell!