Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

"Hahaha..." Sanji covered his stomach and laughed, "I'll let you go today, hahaha, I really laughed to death."

"..." Lin Hai was speechless again.

At this time, Luffy said: "Zoro, cut down that cage."

Sauron smiled and said, "Small."

Seeing Sauron's playful smile, Lin Hai on the side felt that he was not well. Was Sauron just laughing at himself?It's really unreasonable!

However, Lin Hai did not choose to do it, because Lin Hai had thought about it just now.He Lin Hai is not a bloodthirsty person. If the murder is too serious, people will subtly become brutal. The result of this is that if there is a disagreement, it is possible to attack!

This is very scary, Lin Hai doesn't want to be that kind of person!

The stronger the strength, the more cautious you must be in dealing with things!Because unconsciously, people will be changed by this ability.One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a demon!

Disregarding life, while hurting others, will also destroy yourself!

Like Akainu, Big Mom and the like, is it normal?

Stronger than Kaido, he is not a bloodthirsty person, but he is not much better. His habit is to drag the defeated opponents to "mine", which is really speechless!

In the world of Pirates, many things are ridiculous, such as the Chambord Islands, not far from the Navy headquarters, but in this case, there is such a base with so many people nearby! !

When absurdity becomes the norm, then it is relatively normal!If it is incompatible with it, then that clear stream will be wiped out, after all, isn't the survival of the fittest?

Suddenly, Lin Hai became excited. When did he become so smart?Like those poets, they are so weak.He Lin Hai should be a philosopher, scholar, thinker, whoa, whoa, whoa...

So, in order to celebrate, Lin Hai quickly bit his cigar, took a deep breath with a bang, and then sighed in front of the mirror: "Handsome, you are so handsome, why are you so handsome? I really love it to death is you......"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for his epiphany, comprehending the mainstream thinking that is different from this world, entering a unique field, and advancing to the fourth stage of overlord color and domineering.

Note: The domineering arrogance of the host has formed its own unique style, surpassing the arrogance of anyone in the pirate world, but the host should not be too happy, you can't entangle yet, and the arrogance has not been cultivated to that level. "

Um?Tier [-] overlord look domineering?It doesn't matter, he, Lin Hai, doesn't live exclusively for power, gains and losses depend on fate.He, Lin Hai, is not a man with black beards. If he sees a powerful devil fruit, he will come to plunder it...

Lin Hai, who was originally happy, became even more narcissistic when he saw that the coquettish system was giving out rewards.

At this time, the eyes of the Straw Hat group were already attracted by Lin Hai who was lighting a cigarette, but when they saw Lin Hai's painful scene, everyone couldn't help staring at him fishy.

Starfish who returned to the boat also saw the scene, and he couldn't help but weakly asked Usopp next to him: "He, what kind of disease is he, do you know?"

"..." Usopp.

Sanji took a deep breath, turned to look at Chopper, "Hey Chopper, this guy is sick again, hurry up and give him some medicine."

Chopper quickly waved his hand and said, "There is no rule of law for this!"

At this time, Luffy had already grabbed the bow of the boat, stretched his arms and said, "You idiots, is this the time to talk about this now? Sauron, Xiao Ba will leave it to you, guess what... ..”

Nami who reacted quickly said, "Hey Luffy, what do you want to do?"

Luffy: "I'm also going to fly in the sky for a while, bazooka..."

Nami hurriedly shouted: "I said Luffy, wait, wait..."

Before he finished speaking, Luffy had already jumped on a flying fish and flew into the air.

"Okay, I caught it." Luffy said to the man driving the flying fish, "I'll take it instead."

As he said that, that person was directly thrown down by Luffy, and then he drove excitedly, having a great time playing.

Chopper widened his eyes, "Luffy jumped on that!"

Sanji said speechlessly, "Leave him alone."

Saying that, Sanji couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching, "Don't take pictures of the bastard again, how confident are you in your appearance?"

Lin Hai turned his head back and said, "Better handsome than you."

"..." Sanji.

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In another place, seeing the boat of the Straw Hats enter his territory, Dibaru immediately entered a house where there was a phone bug, which was the command center.

Dibaru asked the phone bug, "Which one of you is going to do a human attack?"

"Human attack?" Everyone in Feifei was shocked.

Human attack, that is, riding a flying fish directly, even a man and a fish directly hit the straw hat boat.

Faced with such proposals, there were still some people who wanted money but not life, and one of them said: "Interesting, but boss, if you want to do it, you will have to risk your life."

Another asked: "Would you pay us enough for our medical bills?"

Dibaru: "I will offer 100 million."

"Whoa."

A strong man driving the flying fish immediately stood in front of the flying fish, twirling a huge hammer in his hand, and said, "I will do it with your words, boss, let me do it."

Shortly after Dibaru finished his orders, an explosion suddenly occurred above his roof.It turned out that it was Luffy who got on the flying fish. He didn't know how to drive, so he ran into the house with a man and a fish.

Coincidentally, there are so many houses, and Lu Fei happened to crash into this place.At this time, Dibaru, he didn't wear a helmet, and his face was seen by Luffy.

Seeing Dibaru's face, Luffy felt as if he had seen a ghost, his hair stood on end, and he exclaimed, "You!!"

Dibalu put his helmet back on and asked, "Did you see it?"

Luffy replied sweating profusely, "It's you!!"

Dibaru picked up the weapon next to him, stood up and said, "You know me..."

Even though Luffy was very nervous, seeing this face, he was too shocked to speak incoherently!

..................

Time went back to the Wanli Sunshine, Lin Hai was looking in the mirror, when Nami hit his head suddenly.

Nami said angrily: "Get up and fight!"

Lin Hai got up depressed and asked, "Isn't it just some little guys..."

Chopper patted Lin Hai and said, "There's a big guy coming over, and he's waving a big iron bar!"

Lin Hai asked, "What does he want to do?"

Sanji replied: "That guy didn't hold the steering pole at all, so he's going to hit our boat with his body, right? If he hits us with that size, the boat won't be able to hold it."

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, "What happened to me at the time, I'll come."

The big stick-wielding man on the flying fish said with a smile: "Wait to die, the huge destructive force falling at this speed is enough to rival the meteorite..."

"Tch." Lin Hai said contemptuously, "Competing with meteorites? Look, there are cows flying in the sky."

"Nani?" Chopper exclaimed, "Where? Where?"

The big man on the flying fish couldn't help turning his head to look in the direction Lin Hai pointed...

"..." Nami, Sanji and others.

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Chapter 270 I fucking miss you

"Space field..."

Suddenly, Lin Hai appeared in front of the big man, and asked softly, "Big man, where are you looking?"

"Nani?" The big man said in surprise, "How did you appear here?"

Lin Hai didn't bother to answer, "Kick the ball upside down! Billiards!!"

The flying fish that was kicked by Lin Hai directly collided with other flying fish that were flying in the air in the distance, and Lin Hai carried the big man to the Wanli Sunshine.

Under the bewildered gaze of the big man, Lin Hai shouted loudly: "Brothers, beat me up!"

"..." Everyone.

"Oh hit..."

"Bastard, you just wanted to destroy our ship, right?"

"I made you arrogant, I kicked..."

Nami raised her brows, "I told you, stop fighting, and get rid of the other flying fish in the sky!"

At this time, Brook stood up and said, "Everyone, let me help you. If you just want to reduce the number of flying fish, I'm not very talented, but come and try my skills!"

After speaking, Brook jumped into the air with the help of the main pole as light as a swallow.

"What a strong jumping ability!" Qiaoba suddenly exclaimed.

Lin Hai wondered, "Is it stronger than your hoof?"

Hooves, hooves...

Why is this so weird?

But before Chopper could refute, Brook, who was in the air, took out his violin and played it, "The melody of Sleeping Song."

An astonishing scene appeared, the people riding the flying fish fell asleep, and Qiaoba and Lin Hai on the Wanli Sunshine also fell asleep...

Nami suddenly exclaimed: "Why do you even go to bed for me!"

At this time, above the main pole, Nami unexpectedly appeared, she was waving at the school of flying fish and said with a smile: "Welcome."

A guy with sunglasses on a flying fish muttered, "Is it a woman? It's a pity, but the order is shoot to kill."

Just as he was swinging the big stick, Nami replied playfully: "Can you kill me?"

"Phantom?" The person on the flying fish exclaimed, "What's going on?"

Before he could doubt, he slammed into the black cloud in front of him.

It turned out that Nami was on the lawn. She waved the weather stick triumphantly and said, "Mirage weather, pay attention to the thunderclouds ahead."

I saw those flying fish crashing into the black clouds created by Nami one by one.

Lin Hai's eyes suddenly protruded, "Hey Nami, you are a genius, how did that lifelike phantom do it?"

Nami proudly raised her eyebrows at Lin Hai and said, "What kind of phantom, this is magic, call me a beautiful magic girl."

"Beautiful girl?" Lin Hai frowned.

Nami blushed and stared at Lin Hai.

"Nibenshu." Robin on the side closed his eyes tightly, and crossed his hands to display his Huahuaguo fruit ability.

The man on the flying fish behind Robin's head was directly dealt with by Robin.

On the other hand, Chopper jumped up, with his hooves together, "Carved hooves. Diamond Ling!"

The flying fish was directly blasted out.

Seeing this situation, the captain commanding the Flying Fish Team couldn't help ordering: "Don't cancel the formation."

Frankie turned his head to look up and asked, "Are you calling me?"

Sanji and Usopp said: "Who called you!"

Franky replied: "What, you're not talking about me?"

"Ding Ding Ding..."

The people on the flying fish kept shooting Franky in the chest with pistols, but it was useless.

"What's going on? Doesn't the gun work on that guy?" The little boy on the flying fish was completely confused.

"Huh?" Franky turned around, pretending, "Powerful hammer!"

Lin Hai on the side picked his nostrils, "What a group of wayward guys. Fighting is fighting. It's like having a banquet, huh..."

Sanji shouted loudly: "Stop picking your nose there, die and help me..."

Lin Hai said: "Isn't this a chance for you to show off? If you are afraid, just go into the house."

"What did you say!" Sanji yelled angrily.

And at this time, on the shore, Luffy was being chased by a huge cow, and who was it but Dibaru sitting on the back of that cow?

"Mu..."

"Boom rumble..."

Zoro, who met Hachi on the shore, was attracted by the sound.