Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

Lu Fei replied inarticulately: "I'm hungry..."

Lin Hai patted his forehead and shouted: "Boss, serve another delicious meal!"

"okay......"

Of course, Bailey on Lin Hai was more than enough to pay for the food on the table, asking Nami for money, it was Lin Hai who wanted to prove to Nami that Lin Hai really had no money!

(Get it? Big guys with wives!)

Ace and Sauron on the side of the table looked at Lin Hai like this, the corners of their eyes twitched, hey, hey, is it really okay to eat with a navy captain?

On the other hand, Smokea was confused by Lin Hai's enthusiasm, so he drank wine with Lin Hai in a daze.

As the saying goes, wine strengthens people's courage, after a glass of wine, everything is different!

Smokey asked confusedly, "What kind of wine are you drinking? It's delicious, but it's too strong, right?"

Ace also echoed: "I've drank so many wines, this is the first time I've drank it! It's also the most enjoyable!"

Luffy said in a daze, "I can drink more!"

Sauron continued to say, "Lin Hai, your wine is the most exciting drink I've ever had!"

Can you not be energetic?

That wine is from China's Erguotou. After buying a few bottles from the system, Lin Hai became a moonlight clan again!

At this time, Lin Hai smiled and said: "A bottle of Erguotou, I drink it to the top. Life is full of joy, and drinking it will turn the world around. You are satisfied and have fun! Can you still drink it? All the scumbags here... ...."

Smoker said confusedly: "Well, you are actually pretty good, but you are a pirate and I am a navy, so I will catch you anyway, yes..."

Hey, is this down?

Chapter 80 Sauron, where are you going?

When Dashiqi and Smoker arrived here, Smoker went first, so Dashiqi kept finding him.

When Da Siqi arrived at the hotel where Lin Hai and the others were staying, what he saw was Smoker lying on the table, not knowing whether he was alive or dead!

If Dashiqi guessed correctly, the Straw Hats are pirates, right?

Who are pirates?Those are a group of wicked, cruel and merciless people!

At this moment, Da Siqi drew his sword angrily and pointed at Lin Hai and the others, angrily said: "What did you do to Colonel Smoker, pirates!"

Lin Hai glanced at Smoker, Luffy, and Ace who were lying down, and said with a smile, "What did I do to him? I invited him to dinner!"

Da Siqi asked: "Then why did he lie there and not move?"

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Can you put away your knife, he is just drunk, if you don't believe me, you can check his breath yourself."

Seeing Da Siqi's cautious look, Lin Hai rolled his eyes and went to pay the restaurant owner.

When Lin Hai came back, Sauron asked, "What should we do now?"

Lin Hai laughed and said, "What else can I do? Take them back to the boat!"

For a while, Zoro picked up Ace, and Lin Hai picked up Luffy. Lin Hai took a cigar from Smoker's collar and lit it.

At this time, Da Siqi who was on the side said: "Well, who of you will help me take Colonel Smoker out..."

Cough cough, Smog is tall and burly, she Da Siqi is a weak girl, how can she carry Smog on her back?

Lin Hai laughed and said, "Won't you let him rest with the restaurant owner? Don't worry, I'll pay for it!"

Da Siqi shook her head and said, "No, no need."

After finishing speaking, Da Siqi looked up at Lin Hai and said: "I don't know why Colonel Smoker would eat and drink with you, but we will not give up arresting you, it is best not to let us meet next time... ..Well......"

That's right, Lin Hai kissed Da Siqi!

Looking at Da Siqi with flushed cheeks, Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said, "You are very noisy, so I can only do this to shut your mouth, right?"

Da Siqi pointed at Lin Hai with a flushed face and said, "You, you..."

Lin Hai turned around and waved his hands with a smile: "Da Siqi, see you next time, I will miss you!"

Sauron on the side frowned, Lin Hai is really speechless, who is not good to kiss, kiss the navy? ?

The two immediately attracted the eyes of the roadside, because of their behavior, people in this town have never seen it before!

At the right time, Lin Hai faintly sensed that something was wrong, and quickly turned his head to look backward.

Lin Hai wondered, "Sauron, where are you going?"

Sauron then stopped, turned around and said, "Aren't we going back to the boat?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, "Your direction is the place where you ate just now, are you drunk?"

Sauron blushed, followed behind Lin Hai, and replied, "That little wine won't make me drunk."

"Ahem." Lin Hai said: "Since you are not drunk, it means... Speaking of Sauron, after coming out of the small garden, many people have changed, have you noticed?"

Zoro: "What are you trying to say?"

Lin Hai said softly: "Have you noticed that after you came out of the small garden, your getting lost became more and more serious?"

Sauron said angrily, "You bastard..."

Lin Hai said depressedly: "I didn't laugh at you, think about it for yourself, we two walked straight forward, but why did you walk back inexplicably? Well, when the time comes, ask Qiaoba what's going on. …”

For a moment, Sauron's face turned red and he had nothing to say, while Lin Hai tried his best to hold back a smile and said, "If you don't even dare to face your own weaknesses, how can you become the world's number one swordsman... .”

Sauron said: "You bastard, don't say yes to me in a preaching attitude!"

Lin Hai wondered: "Why not? I'm your brother..."

"kolose, teimei..."

When returning to the boat, Lin Hai was really helpless. He turned to Sauron and said, "What are you thinking about all day long? It's just a straight road, how many times have you gone astray?"

Sauron didn't know what was going on, he obviously walked straight by himself!How could it be unknowingly biased?But such a smelly thing, can't let everyone know!

Thinking of this, Zoro quickly changed the subject and said, "What about Luffy and Ace?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "Go back to the boat first, if they all come back, we will set sail immediately!"

Sauron wondered, "So fast?"

Lin Hai laughed and said: "That Smog's temper is as stubborn as a cow. When he wakes up, he will definitely run after us again..."

Sauron exclaimed: "So you got him drunk just now!!"

Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said: "When he wakes up, he finds out that a pirate invited him to dinner, and he actually ate it. Guess what he will think?"

Sauron was speechless: "You guys really haven't changed at all, it's too bad!"

At this time, Weiwei and Nami heard the sound outside, came out of the room, and saw Lin Hai and Zoro carrying a person.

Nami asked, "Who are you?"

"Ahem." Lin Hai replied: "The one carried by Zoro is called Ace, who is Luffy's brother. The two of them were thirsty and drank other people's wine as water, so they got drunk.

Are Sanji and the others back?Let's set sail quickly, Luffy and the others haven't paid the money for stealing other people's wine! "

Sauron on one side is confused, is he drunk?Lin Hai was still drunk!How do you say it is different from what you think?

As soon as she heard that someone was coming to ask for the bill, Nami said quickly: "They all come back, let's set sail quickly..."

the other side.

After the drunk Smoker woke up, after rethinking the meal and drink with Lin Hai and the others, he slapped his forehead, this is troublesome!

Because of Lin Hai's bastard, Smoker feels like he's going to lose his life in the evening!

As a navy man, Smoker, how could he have dinner with the pirates?

In the end, not only did they chat so intimately, but they also couldn't drink like others!Doesn't this mean that the navy is inferior to the pirates?

At this time, Da Siqi came in with hangover soup, and seeing Smoker wake up, he couldn't help asking: "Colonel Smoker, how are you feeling?"

Smoker rubbed his temples and replied, "My head hurts, where is this?"

Da Siqi replied: "This is the place where the owner of the restaurant gave us a rest, you just now..."

Smoker said speechlessly: "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Da Siqi glanced at Smoker secretly, and asked weakly: "Did you really eat with the Straw Hats just now? This, this!"

Smoker was really speechless, and he himself felt a little ashamed!

In the room, after a moment of silence, Smoker said, "Da Siqi, give me the phone number to contact General Aokiji!"

Da Siqi exclaimed: "You!!"

Smoker said helplessly: "I think the Straw Hats are a bit different from other pirates, especially a bastard. I really have a hard time making a decision, so I have to ask General Aokiji for advice, and let him decide... ..”

Chapter 81 Ace, the real man

After the Meili set sail in a hurry, after Nami sorted out the matter again, she always felt that Lin Hai was lying just now!

So, Nami walked up to Lin Hai and asked, "Lin Hai, did Luffy and his brother really steal a drink? Then why do you and Zoro smell so strongly of alcohol!"

Lin Hai, who was sitting on the deck, had no choice but to raise his head and explain: "We were eating, and then we were hunted down by that Colonel Smoker from Rogue Town, do you understand now?"

"Hmph, it's not too bad." Nami looked at Sauron and the others who were sleeping on the side, and couldn't help asking: "You should move them inside to sleep."

Seeing Lin Hai not moving, Nami turned to Sanji and Chopper helplessly and said, "What are you doing, move them all into the room!"

Sanji nodded with eyes full of love, "Kaiichi, Nami-san, I'm happy to help!"

At this time, Usopp said: "Nami, your weapon, I'll install it for you and it will be ready for use!"

Said Usopp ran to do his own thing.

Weiwei stepped forward and asked: "Lin Hai, you seem to have drunk a lot, is it okay? Do you want to sleep in it for a while?"

Lin Hai smiled and said, "Thank you, I'm blowing the sea breeze here."

Speaking of which, Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and looked at Nami, which means, look at how gentle she is.

"duang..."

It was Nami's violent blow that answered Lin Hai!

With the sea breeze blowing, without knowing it, Lin Hai, who was leaning on the pole of the boat, fell asleep in a daze, until Nami pushed herself.

Lin Hai asked confusedly, "Nami? What's wrong?"

Nami said angrily: "They are all up, you should also get up and have dinner together, um..."

Naturally, Lin Hai didn't kiss casually, because everyone was in the kitchen.

For a moment, Nami felt the throbbing feeling again...

After a while, Nami noticed something, quickly pushed Lin Hai away, and said with red face and white eyes: "Go wash up, it stinks!"

Looking at the back of Nami leaving, Lin Hai couldn't help but patted his right hand, couldn't hold back for a moment, no, Nami was ashamed to leave! 23sk.net

On the table.

Ace was helping Sanji serve the dishes, being a good helper in cooking. Seeing this, Sanji said, "Ace, you are a guest, go over and sit down, I don't need your help here!"

Ace smiled and said, "You're welcome, my younger brother loves to cause trouble so much, he really troubles everyone!"

Everyone scratched their heads and said, "Where is it, hehehe..."

Sauron excitedly said, "Ace is really Luffy's brother?"

Nami replied: "Impossible, such a common sense person will definitely not be Luffy's brother!"

Sanji sighed: "The sea is full of wonders!"

Usopp nodded and said, "Today is really an eye-opener!"

Chopper burst into tears and said: "It's really brotherly love, it's so touching..."

Weiwei said awkwardly: "I said you..."

"Hahaha..." Luffy said happily, "Ace, my friends are all interesting, right?"

At this time, Lin Hai came in from the outside and said with a smile: "What are you talking about? Hey, Lu Fei, Ace, do your heads still hurt? Really, don't drink if you don't know how to drink, and I want to talk to Sauron about it. You carry it back..."

Ace and Luffy were immediately upset and said, "What are you talking about!"