Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

Lei Li turned his head and asked, "Vent? He's so tough, we've all been chased by him like this, how can we vent?"

Bucky's eyes lit up, and he said, "Why don't we go and get his child to be a pirate?"

The eyes of everyone on board lit up.

Roger's eyes flashed, "That's a good idea! It would be fun to let Garp chase his son, right?"

Rayleigh's eyes lit up and said, "In that case, Karp will definitely be pissed off? Hahaha..."

An intelligence officer on the ship waved his hand and said, "Forget it, his son is an adult, and he's about to become a vice admiral. We can't fool around."

Lei Li said darkly: "Then how about fooling his grandson into becoming a pirate? Anyway, I really can't swallow this tone."

Shanks asks, "Does the bastard Capuna have any grandchildren?"

Roger patted Shanks on the shoulder with one hand, and said with a smile: "Shanks, if you don't have it now, it doesn't mean you won't have it in the future, right?"

Said, Roger put his hat on Shanks' head, and confessed: "Shanks, this is my precious hat, although it is not very expensive, but I gave it to you, it must be Keep it safe, and pass it on to Garp’s grandson in the future! I’m sorry for everyone!”

Shanks raised his head and said excitedly: "Captain, this is your baby..."

Roger said boldly: "You are my favorite trainee pirate. If Garp's grandson is found in the future, this task will be entrusted to you."

"That's right, we all take good care of you, Shanks..."

............

Lin Hai on the Meili, after recovering from his senses, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this possibility was possible, and it was almost inseparable! !

The flying second hand and the sound of flowing water seem to be the only one!

That is, Luffy wants to become the One Piece, it is a conspiracy of the Roger Pirates, a conspiracy to retaliate against Garp! !

Shanks led Luffy to the road of One Piece, and Rayleigh taught Luffy...

"Again!!"

"I'm so smart!"

Lin Hai on the deck, excitedly did a few backflips, and suddenly saw the beautiful goldfish in the fish tank, he fished it out, kissed it and then threw it back into the sea.

Everyone who was coming out of the room was stunned when they saw this scene.And Usopp said angrily: "Lin Hai!! You bastard lost my goldfish again!"

Lu Fei wondered: "What's wrong with Lin Hai?"

Sanji turned to look at Chopper, "Hey Chopper, how about giving him some medicine?"

I saw that Lin Hai was standing on the railing at this time, and said to the mirror in his hand: "Handsome, really handsome, why are you so handsome?"

Usopp and Sanji, who were covered in black lines, stepped forward and kicked Lin Hai.

"thump......"

After seeing Lin Hai falling into the sea, Usopp and Sanji turned around and said, "The world is finally normal."

"Hahaha..." Luffy covered his stomach and laughed, "What are you doing?"

(The original book is not like that, so I got inspired and made a spoof.

If you are not comfortable with the environment, don't do it like this next time. )

Chapter 163 I Will Not Lose To A Frog!

Lin Hai, who was kicked into the sea, returned to the Meili, and seeing Luffy and the others playing around, couldn't help being a little puzzled.

Lin Haiyu said with eyes: "Usopp, Sanji, you guys are really brave."

Nami rolled her eyes and said, "Stop messing around, hey Luffy..."

"Chopper, Chopper..." Luffy imitated Chopper there.

And Chopper was laughing and laughing there.

I saw Nami's eyebrows jump a few times, "duang..."

"I'm talking about you!!" Nami said angrily: "Stop playing, do you have a sense of crisis! Just that admiral just now, the three of you were subdued in one go. Also, the record pointer will take a day later It can only be full, should we prepare some food!"

Luffy laughed and said, "Take it easy Nami, I'm sure I can beat him in the future, but that guy is really strong."

Lin Hai nodded and said: "No, don't look at the back and forth fights I had with him just now, he hasn't shown his real skills yet."

Upon hearing Lin Hai's words, Usopp suddenly said in fear: "Everyone, will we all meet such strong people in the future? Impossible, impossible, how can we beat that kind of opponent..."

Zoro patted Usopp on the shoulder and persuaded, "Usopp, you are too tired."

Lin Hai laughed and said, "I said Usopp, you won't lose your mind, right? Aren't you going to be a brave sea warrior?"

"But!" When Usopp thought of Aokiji's exaggerated freezing ability, the entire sea level in sight was frozen, so how strong does it need to be!

Lin Hai patted Usopp to let him sit down, and then said, "I don't want you to fight him one-on-one, Luffy, tell me."

"Ah?" Luffy said confusedly: "What are you talking about? What are you going to eat later? Why don't you eat barbecue? The barbecue made by Sanji is the best. If you add cold beer... "

"Eat wool!" Lin Hai said speechlessly, "You bastard is the captain, you know how to eat every day."

Luffy asked: "It's not this, what is that?"

Seeing everyone looking at him in a daze, Lin Hai said with a headache, "As the captain, you should let everyone understand that we are a team, right?

Usopp is a sniper, what a sniper should do is to find his own position, and then deal a fatal blow to the enemy.So, Usopp, you find your position, understand? "

A drop of sweat dripped down Usopp's forehead, and he suddenly said: "Yes, yes, yes, I am the sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates, don't worry everyone, the task of sniping will be entrusted to me, hahaha... ..”

Nami complained with black lines all over her face: "Isn't this change too big?"

At this time, Chopper also suddenly said: "So, I am the ship doctor of the Straw Hat Pirates? Don't worry, everyone, if anyone is injured, leave it to me, hehehe..."

On the other side, Zoro patted Sanji's shoulder heavily with one hand, and then said in a commanding tone: "Do you hear clearly? Chef, cook your dishes well in the future."

"Kolose!!" Sanji said with blazing eyes, "I'm going to kick that green head of yours to death!"

"What are you talking about, bastard." Sauron also frowned.

"Thunderbolt bang..."

After a good discussion, Zoro and Sanji got into a fight.

Luffy's eyes lit up and he said, "Zoro come on, Sanji come on..."

Lin Hai, who was on the side, somewhat understood why Nami would hit someone!

"duang..." x3

This time it was Lin Hai who beat up the three of them!

Lin Hai was speechless: "Listen carefully to me, can you finish?"

Luffy put his bag on his head and said, "Just say what you want, why did you hit me?"

Cough cough, what did you just say?After being disturbed by several people, Lin Hai forgot what he wanted to say just now.

For a while, everyone stared at each other.

"Hehehe." Robin on the side reminded: "Everyone finds their own position, we are a team."

"Ah, yes, hahaha." Luffy laughed awkwardly and said, "I just wanted to say this, and what Lin Hai said just now is very correct. As the captain, I have to say Sanji and Zoro. , listen carefully to what people say..."

"Thunderbolt bang..."

"Smelly Straw Hat, you are the least qualified to say that."

"It's really shameless, you dare to say such a thing, you are the most nonsense here, okay?"

"Sorry everyone..."

Come on, let's have a yarn meeting. Anyway, everyone knows what's in mind.He, Lin Hai, doesn't like to do this either, it's just that in times of crisis, it must be done!

Soon, everyone came to the shore again and had a bonfire banquet. As for the matter of being crushed by the green pheasant just now, they were directly forgotten.

After a day of repairing, the record pointer was full, and the Mei Li embarked on a new journey, the next stop, the capital of water.

Lin Hai, as usual, lay down and fell asleep in one place, dreaming of Spring and Autumn.

And Sanji confronted Zoro there, and the two were really at odds with each other...

Sanji said, "How long do you have to sleep, kid?"

Sauron also said: "That's my freedom, right? If you want to fight, come here."

Nami quickly stopped and said: "That's it, Sanji, the captain is hungry again."

"Kaiichi." Sanji immediately turned around and said, "I obey, Miss Nami."

Luffy shouted at one place: "Sanji, potato chips, potato chips..."

Seeing Sanji leave, Zoro sat back on the deck again and continued whistling.

And Nami, who came over, looked at Sauron and Lin Hai speechlessly. The two seemed to be getting more and more sleepy!

Especially this Lin Hai, curled up in one place, like a baby, sleeping so sweetly, Nami slapped her forehead, "Stop sleeping!!"

For a moment, Lin Hai and Sauron carried their bags and walked to the center of the boat to eat snacks with everyone...

Luffy: "The potato chips are really delicious."

Chopper: "What are potato chips?"

Usopp: "Potato chips are the meat from the tail of the sea monster potato. I killed it. It is 100 meters long."

Chopper's eyes widened, "100 meters? You're amazing, Usopp."

Usopp replied, "It's easy."

"Wow! It's amazing." Lin Hai took the potato chips angrily and asked cooperatively: "Did you knock it down in the morning?"

Usopp closed his eyes and said intoxicatedly: "Of course..."

Lin Hai is really speechless, this guy...

Suddenly, Luffy exclaimed: "Look, everyone, what is that? A freestyle frog??"

"Puff, cough, cough..." Sauron almost choked to death on the potato chips he just ate. These days, there are so many strange things.

Luffy exclaimed: "Hurry up, brothers. The sail doesn't work, take out the oars..."

"Woo!!" Everyone shouted in unison.

Lin Hai, who was on the side, saw the free-swimming frog, was stunned for a moment, quickly took off his clothes, and jumped into the sea, making everyone bewildered.

But after a while, everyone understood what Lin Hai was doing, and this guy actually ran to compete with the frog in swimming.

"..." Nami, Robin.

Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp shouted while rowing: "Lin Hai, come on, Lin Hai, come on..." M.23sk.com

Lin Hai turned back and smiled: "Of course, I will not lose to the frog!!"

The big frog looked at the human next to him, a little confused, but he seemed to be swimming well, so the frog started to compete with Lin Hai...

Chapter 164 What are you talking about, bastard!

On the Meili, Zoro and Chopper rowed, and on the other side, Luffy and Usopp rowed.

Nami looked at the group of people working together, and said speechlessly, "Why did you all work together so hard to chase that frog?"

Sauron replied: "Although I don't know what's going on, but there is always a feeling that I can't chase."

Luffy replied: "It's rare to find a frog that is seriously injured. We must catch it and cook it as a whole frog!"

"what?"

"So it was used to eat?"

"Is the frog supposed to be one?"

Sanji on the side smoked a cigarette calmly, and analyzed: "The frog needs to wash off the slime with white wine first, then coat it with flour and fry it until it's browned..."

"Hey, you two are enough!"

"By the way, Lin Hai should have the same idea, right?"

Lin Hai, who was swimming in the sea, turned his head and said, "Are you kidding me, didn't you realize that this frog has hair?"

"Huh? Really!"