The Chainsaw Man, but the Darkin Sword Demon

The chainsaw man, but the darkin sword demon is a waste dog

[The book is finished normally, please forgive me for the small number of words]

Traveling to the world of the chainsaw man, the mentally ill Mu Bai decides to retire in a mental hospital until the sky is dark.

Until a demon blocked him at the toilet door.

When he was desperate, the demons from another world were transported down the toilet.

"Ah, my name is Aatrox, and I am... Godslayer."

"Demon? No, no, stupid maggot, you misunderstood me, I am a darkin."

"Sinful and filthy body! I will cut it off! Cut it up! Chop it up!"

Mubai looked at the chattering Darkborn Demon Sword in front of him, and said softly:

"Sign a contract with me, from now on you will be the devil of the sword, and I will be the swordsman."

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"Miss Pava, do you think this leaf has ever been to college?"

"Miss Macchima, may I use half of your dog to braise in soy sauce and the other half to release it?"

"Psycho? Yes, I'm a psycho."

"I have a medical certificate."

[The work "People in the League, Master of Time Management" has been completed with a million words of fine work, LOL fan, harem article. 】

Volume One

Chapter 1 The end of the world is here!

[Patient's name: Mubai]

【入院时间：1994年9月11日15时18分】

【Clinical Diagnosis: The cause of mental illness was investigated; brain CTA and plain head scan showed no obvious abnormalities (the patient reported foreign body hyperplasia in the lateral sulci and dural sulci of the brain, and enhanced CT showed high-density shadows). 】

[Patient performance: sedation.Most of the time, it is not aggressive (even if it is attacked, it does not necessarily fight back). 】

【Main symptoms: Severe hysteria, withdrawn, talking to himself, indifferent. 】

[Admission method: admission on foot. 】

[History of present illness: The patient was usually healthy, but was admitted to the hospital for three days due to "severe hysteria". 】

【Past history: The patient was healthy, without "viral hepatitis", "tuberculosis" and other infectious diseases; without diabetes, high blood pressure; unknown. 】

[Personal History: Unknown. 】

[Family history: unknown. 】

[Marriage history: unmarried. 】

[Current mental state: good and stable. 】

[Note 1: The patient was transferred to the hospital by the police. 】

[Note 2: The patient insisted that he was an "otherworlder" before admission (and since then). 】

[Note 3: The patient was arrested by the police for deliberately injuring others before admission. 】

[Note 4: The patient likes to eat desserts, and his mood will obviously improve when eating desserts. 】

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A series of notes flashed in his eyes, and the attending physician of Qingfeng Mental Hospital silently closed the medical record book.

For the patient named Mu Bai in front of him, he only needs to see a general clinical diagnosis and mental performance.

He is a new doctor, but the other party is an old patient who has lived here for a long time. If there is any special situation, the shift doctor will definitely remind him.

If not, there is no special situation and no special handling is required.

This kind of patient is best managed - emotional stability, long hospital stay, basically not aggressive, just ask a few casual questions during the daily rounds.

Well, although his "intentional wounding" before admission was a bit scary, it was a long time ago, and he hasn't had a second wounding incident in such a long time in the hospital. It must be that the treatment is almost done, and there is no need for special precautions— — The same goes for other old doctors about him.

He is a very nice and easy patient.

Putting down the medical records, the doctor asked somewhat officially, "Name?"

"Mubai." The young man lying on the hospital bed replied.

"How are you feeling today?" the doctor asked again.

"Very good, no discomfort."

"Did you take all the medicine yesterday?"

"Ah."

"Very well, can I ask you a question now?" The doctor smiled professionally.

"Yes." Mu Bai's answer was still calm.

The doctor nodded in satisfaction, and then asked, "If a bathtub is filled with hot water, and you want to take a bath, there happens to be a washbasin and a spoon next to it, how do you get the water out?"

Without thinking, Mu Bai said, "If I want to take a bath, then I won't get the water out."

"Very good." The doctor nodded again, "Then if the water in the bathtub is dirty, you must change the water before taking a bath. Do you use a washbasin or a spoon?"

"I will unplug the bottom of the bathtub." Mu Bai still replied in seconds.

"It seems that your thinking logic is very close to that of a normal person." The doctor's eyes were full of admiration, "Please allow me to ask you another question, is that okay?"

"Ah."

"Do you like women? To be precise, beauties?"

"My slender lady, the gentleman is so arrogant."

Hearing this sentence, the doctor felt that the young man in front of him had fully met the discharge standard, but he continued to ask patiently: "Then if I put a beautiful woman and 100 million yen in front of you, which one would you choose? "

"This is the third question." Mu Bai said calmly.

"Uh... Maybe I should have just said 'please allow me to ask you some more questions'." With such logical thinking ability, the doctor already wanted to call the nurse to go through the discharge procedures.

"Okay. I'll choose neither."

"why?"

"Because you won't give it to me if you choose."

"Nurse! Nurse!" Without further ado, get out of the hospital now!

The doctor was very happy to be able to send away an old patient on the first day.

But he suddenly remembered a very critical question - a very basic question that must be asked before being discharged from the hospital.

"Where are you from?" The doctor asked based on the medical records.

This time Mubai still answered in seconds: "Another world."

Bang.Two nurses pushed the door open. "What's the matter, doctor?"

"...increase the dose!"

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Mu Bai stood by the window, the warm sunlight shone on his unfit but well-proportioned body, and also reflected his expressionless eyes.

Downstairs outside the window is a basketball court. Many patients are playing there, but their skills are terrible, and they don’t even follow the rules at all. In celebration, when others are pitching, they pull up other people's pants and pull out monkey rubber bands to flick the glass in the dean's office.

From this point of view, it is rare for them to play basketball with their feet upside down.

If you want to ask why... because this is a mental hospital.

Just because this is a mental hospital.

Mubai is also one of them.

But he was a little different from them—to be honest, he could leave the hospital anytime he wanted.

Compared with other people's "cannot be discharged", he just "does not want to be discharged".

Because the outside world is dangerous.

There are demons out there.

Yes, real demons.

This is not Blue Star, but the world of Chainsaw Man.

Compared to being killed by demons at any time outside and having to work to earn money for food, it is better to stay in a mental hospital honestly.

Anyway, he was used to life in a mental hospital—whether it was in Blue Star or in the world of Chainsaw Man.

He stayed in the mental hospital in Blue Star for seven years. After traveling to the world of the chainsaw man, he immediately made trouble on the street on purpose. In the end, he was successfully sent to this mental hospital for two and a half years. He was used to everything in the mental hospital. .

He likes mental institutions.

Because he is indeed a psychopath.

Although he usually looks like an ordinary person, he knows that he is indeed sick from a medical point of view.

And very sick.

Like this sick world.

"The weather is so nice today..."

Mu Bai opened the window, and a young sparrow just happened to land on the window sill.

It doesn't seem to be afraid of people, and it is still chirping, as if it wants to eat, and it seems to be telling what it has seen and heard today.

"Are you hungry? Or just want some water?"

"You want to come in? That's not okay. I don't like pets very much."

"Let me treat you to breakfast. My meal should be considered a huge portion for you. You must be full."

"But in exchange, you must help me take my medicine."

Mu Bai brought today's breakfast and medicine to the window sill, and then fed it to the sparrows bit by bit.

The sparrow ate very happily.

It barked even louder.It is expressing its gratitude.

Mu Bai watched quietly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

When the sparrow was almost eaten, he turned his gaze back to the field.

Those patients are still playing in a way that ordinary people can't understand. The sound of laughter and crying blends together, but it is surprisingly harmonious.

But suddenly, one of the patients stopped—he was the one who yelled the most in the last second.

Immediately afterwards, more and more patients stopped what they were doing.

Within a moment, everyone stood in place as if they were frozen.

Mu Bai looked at them with great interest.

The next moment, the first patient who stopped raised his head.

The next moment, his head burst open—no, it should be said to explode.

Just like a watermelon falling from a high altitude, it instantly fell apart when it hit the ground, and countless bright red liquid and pieces of meat intertwined and splashed around.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

There were explosions on the field one after another, and one head after another turned into rotten meat scattered all over the ground.

Soon there were screams—the screams of orderlies and nurses.