Is it possible...
By the way, it must be so...
He must have discovered Uncle Ben hiding in the dark, and then deliberately hugged Maqima...
One is to hide the fact that I like this uncle, and the other is to test my attitude... Well, it must be like this...
Those characters in comic books who have a crush on others are doing this...the book also mentioned this kind of psychology, it seems to be called Pa Da Da Wa Ye syndrome...
what……
that guy...
In the silent night, the blood demon Pava quietly sat up from the bed.
Then, she walked into the living room barefoot.
In the middle of the living room lay a young man who was sleeping soundly, with a huge sword lying across his stomach, which looked like a blanket.
The sleeping Mu Bai seemed to hear something, and suddenly turned over.
Pava was taken aback, but luckily the other party's eyes didn't open, it was just the body's own reaction.
The sound of breathing was still steady, and Mubai scratched his butt.
Pava squatted down lightly, looking at the face in front of her that she had long wanted to smash with a hammer.
She stretched out a white jade finger, gently stroked the other person's hair, and then pinched the other person's cheek - just like stroking a meow.
She thought that although the other party was very annoying, it was indeed his cooking these few days.
She thought maybe he wasn't that annoying after all.
She thought maybe she should treat him better.
As for how to do it?
Of course it is...
Tricked him to sacrifice his life for himself.
Whoa, this is definitely a brilliant idea that could win a Nobel Prize!
With the warm sun shining on his face, Mu Bai opened his eyes.
It's... another day at work...
Hmm...why do you feel heavy on your body...
What is this... a hand...
What is this... It's soft when you pinch it, and it's quite big...
Oh, it turned out to be a mat... Is the back under the mat, why is it so flat...
"Pava, Pava... don't press on me, get up quickly..."
"Oh~~~" The girl's murmur when she was half asleep and half awake was a little cute, like a lazy kitten.
Mu Bai looked at her and shook his head lovingly.
Then, grab the opponent's foot and throw it against the wall.
Boom!Pava's two devil horns pierced directly into the wall, and he became more energetic, which is very good.
Well, it's just that the face is a little twisted and the buttocks are a little high.
"Are you crazy?!" Pava took a lot of effort to pull out the devil's horn and head from the wall, "Why did you sneak up on me early in the morning?!"
"Who made you rely on me so that you can't get up." Mu Bai shrugged, "Obviously I have a bed and don't sleep. If I don't charge you for the 'pillow', it's my emperor's kindness."
"You meow..." Pava subconsciously wanted to summon a bloody sledgehammer to smash the opponent's head, but after a second thought, she took the hammer back.
"Hmph, I don't care about you."
"Huh?" Mu Bai was a little uncomfortable with this.
But now is not the time to think about it.
It's 8:20, and I'm only 40 minutes away from being late for work.
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At 9:02 in the morning, Mubai, who was late, sneaked into his seat, and was discovered by Akira Hayakawa and taught him a lesson, but no bonus was deducted.
At 9:30 in the morning, Mubai played snake eating again while others were seriously looking at the devil file.
At 10:05 in the morning, Pava, who was found by Hayakawa Qiu when he was going to work, crowded into Mubai's seat noisily. Hayakawa just left the task of guarding Pava to Mubai.
Mubai looked at the naughty devil girl in front of him, and the feeling that something was wrong became stronger and stronger - since he woke up in the morning, he felt that something was wrong with her, and that something was wrong even brought it from home to the Ministry of Public Security.
As for what's wrong...it's hard to say.
In short, there is a kind of... um...
Wen... tender feeling...?
impossible!
Thinking of that adjective, Mu Bai hastily slapped himself twice.
If Pava knew how to be gentle, it would not be impossible for the Coke in the supermarket to grow two legs and run home and freeze himself in the refrigerator.
Well, it is also normal for Yonedako to complete three and a half weeks of aerial rotation when diving.
"What's wrong with you today?" Mu Bai asked in a low voice, "You look a little abnormal today."
"It's nothing, isn't this uncle always like this?" Pava sat on the chair and shook his upper body, looking like he was high.
"Um...do you have a fever today?"
"Fat? What is it?"
"It's just..." Mu Bai directly touched the opponent's... devil's horn. "It's not hot either."
Pava showed a puzzled expression, and at the same time, he still had the posture of a little girl.
After a moment of contemplation, Mu Bai came to another conclusion: "I see, you must have come here."
"Which one?"
"It's blood."
"Blood? Where is the blood? I want to suck it!"
"Self-produced and marketed, right?" Mu Bai pushed the other party away with a look of disgust, "Forget it, forget it, do what you like, and don't bother me."
Seeing the other party's indifferent face, Pava sneered in his heart.
Hmph, do you still deliberately pretend to dislike me even though you like me?Do you try to hide your pathetic dignity with poor reserve?Ha, what a poor little virgin.
Well, after all, I'm not a devil, so I'll take the initiative to give you a chance.
"Let me tell you the truth, Mubai."
Pava went around the back of the chair and lay on the other's back, and his cheek was directly attached to his shoulder. The distance between the face and the face was even less than three centimeters. Both of them could feel the warm breath of the other. .
"My uncle wants to make a deal with you."
"Deal?" Mu Bai wouldn't feel sleepy if he said this, "What kind of transaction? How much is your budget? Cash settlement or bookkeeping?"
Hohoho, at this point in time, do you still want to help me save money to buy a diamond ring? What a touching love... Pava sneered in his heart, but there was a sunny smile on his surface.
"I want to ask you to help me find my cat, as for the reward..."
She slowly pressed against the other's ear, letting her warm breath linger in the other's ear, causing a burst of numbness, and then slowly said word by word:
"Ben, grandpa, answer, yes, do, you, er, female, friend, friend~"
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Looking at the blood demon in front of him, Mu Bai was filled with guilt.
It must be because I gave her a can of Coke containing caterpillar juice before, which completely changed her brain from "a bit abnormal" to "a genius brain that can easily win a Nobel Prize."
Ugh……
What a heinous crime...
"Your reward is too generous, I'm sorry I can't accept it." Mu Bai looked at the other party with caring eyes, "If you are willing to talk about money, we can continue to chat."
"Money?" Pava was taken aback for a moment, and then he came to his senses.
Oh~ This guy is quite principled.
He must have felt that if he could get my uncle in this way, he could only get his body but not his soul, so he rejected this method of retreating to advance!
Let alone talking about money, it must be thinking about saving money to buy a diamond ring for my uncle.
Hmm... It can't be seen that this guy is quite stubborn, and he never forgets to help my uncle save money.
His loving eyes said it all!
"Oh, you don't have to be reserved," Pava patted the other person's shoulder vigorously, with a look of "I understand". "My uncle already knows your little secret, it's useless to pretend."
"You know?" Hearing this, Mu Bai was a little surprised.
Has she found out that she approached her just for money?
That's why she stopped talking about money and tested herself in a retreat-like way of "being your girlfriend"?
What's ridiculous is that I didn't react just now, and I took the initiative to talk about money...
Hmm... This is not so good, if you are found out, it will not be so easy to cheat her money in the future...
No... She must not be allowed to recognize this fact, otherwise she will have no money to lie to in the future...
"Ugh……"
Mubai sighed heavily, Brother Tushen shook his head when he saw the exaggerated acting skills - only a simple-minded person like Pava couldn't see it.
"Well, since you are willing, then I will accept it with gratitude."
Huh, test?Then I'll follow your test and see what you can do.
As long as I pretend not to understand that "reservedness" refers to my greed for money, then everything still has a chance!
"Hmm, that's right, my uncle will definitely protect you from now on!" Pava's eyes flashed a look of success.
And Mubai caught this very keenly.
Yayyyyyyyyyy, there is still a second hand, do you plan to continue acting?
Well, let's see who can't stand it first...
In fact, Mubai knew about Pava's meow--as a blue star mentally ill patient, it is very reasonable to have read a few dramas and comics, right?
The whole thing happened as follows: Pava, who was completely ignorant of the common sense of the human world and was still in the stage of drinking blood, found a skinny kitten on the side of the road, and then adopted the cat, and finally the cat was snatched by the bat demon. After leaving, the bat demon asked Pava to bring a living person to suck blood for it before returning the kitten to Pava.
It is very short to retell this incident, and there are no ups and downs and exciting plots. It sounds very boring, like an ant jumping into a river to commit suicide, and it is completely unworthy of others' attention.
But for Pava, this is a life event worthy of her life.
Because that kitten is too important to her.
Before meeting that kitten, she felt that all moving things in this world were edible, and she had no concept of "family" or "friends" in her mind.She is always alone.
Until she met the kitten, until the kitten meowed at her, until the kitten slept with her under the flyover and drank milk from the pasture together...Until then, Only then did she know that there are not only two kinds of "enemy" and "food" in this world.
There is also an existence that can be called a "companion".
"My uncle has been chasing that damn bat demon for a long time, but just when I was about to catch it, Maqima appeared..."
In a familiar cafe, Pava, who has been granted the right to go out for 24 hours, is lying weakly on the table, her cherry-colored red lips are slightly pursed, and she looks very displeased with Maqima but dare not do anything to her.
The power of Machima she had seen.
That fear was deeply imprinted in her heart, and she didn't even have the courage to run away, let alone resist.
"So you want me to help you find your cat?" Mu Bai took a sip of Coke, feeling refreshed - it's great to be able to run out to drink Coke during working hours.
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