The Chainsaw Man, but the Darkin Sword Demon

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"You can use the toilet and bathroom as you like, but remember to clean them up after use. Of course, you can also save them and wait for me to clean them up. You will be charged 10000 yen for flushing the toilet and cleaning the toilet. When you take a shower, you will close the bathroom door for you It costs 1000 yen once. Besides, if you want to fart indoors, I can help you—”

"Wait, wait..." The more Lei Sai listened, the more strange she became, and she interrupted her immediately. "Aren't the things you said... all normal private affairs? No one should ask others to help with them, right?"

"some."

"Hey?"

Looking at the serious eyes of the other party, Lei Sai suddenly felt a little unconfident.

"Well..." She felt that she might have made a wrong decision tonight, "In short... I don't need it, thank you."

"Well, let me show you your room now." Mu Bai walked ahead and opened the door of the only room in the entire apartment.

To be precise, this is Pava's room—the room where Pava slept before.

Hmm... It seems a little bad to rent her room to someone else without her consent. I'll give her some money when she comes back...

If you collect [-] Leisai a day, you will be divided...

Allot [-] to Pava.

Well, a total of [-] for seven days.

"This is your room." Mu Bai stepped aside and turned on the lights in the room.

The smile on Reese's face froze for a moment.

This room... how should I put it... I can't say that it has nothing to do with a human's room, I can only say that it is exactly the same as a dog's kennel...

The supposedly spacious big bed was full of clothes, some worn and some unworn, some clean and some stained with blood... In short, all of them were mixed together, resulting in very little space for the entire bed to sleep on.

There are also many women's socks on the ground, including short socks, long socks and even knee socks. Most of them are worn and unwashed... Although there is no smell or peculiar smell, it looks a little...disgusting.

The only table in the entire room is also full of miscellaneous things, including snack bags, nail clippers, scissors, breast pads, beverage bottles, and... an unsealed mysterious pink box that looks like For small balloons.

This room is really messy.

Very very messy.

If it wasn't for the pink bear, padded breast pads, and knee-length stockings, Reese wouldn't believe that this was a girl's room.

"Or I'd better sleep in the living room." Reese forced a smile, "Actually, I don't think it's good to live in someone else's room without permission..."

"Who said this is someone else's room?" Mu Bai said righteously, "Did I tell you that I live with someone else?"

"If I'm right, Mr. Mubai, you probably don't need knee-length stockings and chest pads, do you?"

"What stockings and breast pads? How can there be such things?" Mu Bai said while kicking those feminine clothes under the bed.

"...Mr. Mubai, I'm actually not blind."

"I know."

"Or I'd better sleep in the living room, I really don't want to sleep in someone else's room without permission."

"I said this is not someone else's room."

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Looking at the questioning eyes of Lei Sai, countless thoughts burst into Mu Bai's mind - from the big bang of the universe to the drifting of paramecium, from the first fire in ancient apes to the toilet god in modern civilization, from traditional cigarettes to The reformist e-cigarette demon...

In the end, he chose the latter between dignity and money:

"I wear women's clothing."

In the end, Reese compromised and lived in Pava's room.

She even spent more than half an hour cleaning the room.

Mubai knew that when Pava came back, he could earn another 8000 yuan with the excuse of "I cleaned the room for you".

Well, although Pava has been very resistant to entering her room before.

Otherwise, her room wouldn't be in such a mess—although I don't have a cleanliness fetish, but if it's too messy, I'll still be a little bit embarrassed.

At 1:30 in the morning, after a busy day, Leisai finally took a shower and fell asleep.

And Mu Bai can finally sneak into the kitchen and take out his snacks.

A small piece of gun demon meat.

Turned out from the body of the female fist demon.

To be honest, anyone could see that the gun demon meat slices were pulled out of the two demons one after another—it was as if it was premeditated.

Of course Mu Bai also felt that something was wrong, but...

How should I put it, what if there is something strange?

It's like a group of rabbits pushing out a companion to lure a lion. The lion knows it's a trap, but will it give up the rabbit meat it eats?

Obviously not.

When its own strength reaches a certain level, the cheese on the mousetrap is not a trap but a reward for the mouse.

Because rats that are strong enough can use traps to do bench presses.

"Brother Tuo." When the blue flames rose from the stove, Mu Bai patted the Darkborn Demon Sword on his back.

"Huh?" Aatrox was there all the time.

"What's your record for the most kills? I mean...the record for killing the most targets in the shortest time, be it human or vastaya or void."

"That's an interesting question, maggot." Aatrox suddenly raised his tone, as if remembering something that he was very proud of.

"My highest killing record dates back to tens of thousands of years ago in the Void War... At that time, I had not yet carried the notoriety of 'Darkin', and I was a glorious warrior of the gods at that time! The whole of Shurima will be for me Cheers! All evil in the void will be terrified of me!"

"Yeah, well I got it, so how about recording it?" To be honest, Mu Bai didn't really want to hear these things.

Aatrox didn't show off, and directly said loudly in a proud tone: "1 minute - three thousand! Three thousand void creatures are crawling in my roar, desperate in my killing! I let them Feel the pain of death!"

"That's it..." Mu Bai echoed while turning the sliced meat in the pot, and it would be ready to be served on a plate in no time. "Then do you want to hear the quick kill records of this world?"

"Speak! Let me see if the world's top maggot can reach one ten-thousandth of my size!" Aatrox was full of confidence.

But Mu Bai's next words slapped his face:

"The world's highest record is Gun Demon, which killed about 5 million people in five minutes."

As the voice fell, there was suddenly no sound in the kitchen—even the fire was just extinguished.

After a long time, Aatrox's deep and hoarse voice sounded again, but there was no trace of frustration in his tone, but instead revealed a strong fighting spirit:

"Interesting maggot... I look forward to beheading its haughty head one day."

Mubai nodded, and then directly picked up the spear demon meat slices in the pot and stuffed them into his mouth.

"To be honest, I don't think that's a problem either."

In the kitchen, the air became quiet again.

Outside the kitchen, Miaozi knocked on its empty bowl.

"Meow, meow, meow (his grandma, why is there no food today)?"

Chapter 33 Pava Road!Great serialization!

When he woke up the next morning, Mu Bai didn't see Lei Sai.

She seemed to get up early and leave, leaving only an exquisite breakfast and a note on the table.

[We have to go to work at 8 o'clock in the morning every day, so we won't wait for you to get up~ Breakfast is on the table, remember to eat it while it is hot, if it is cold, put it in the microwave oven and heat it for a while before eating, it must not be eaten directly Eat it cold!It will hurt your stomach! !

I get off work at 06:30 in the evening, and I will have a working meal in the cafe. You don’t have to cook my meal after you go home~ Of course, you can also come to the cafe to have dinner with me after get off work~

I couldn't find the kitten's cat food, so I fried two eggs for it to eat.In fact, I don't know if it's okay to do this, if not, don't scold me (stick out tongue).

I will come back to live in the evening——I will stay at your house temporarily until I find a suitable apartment, excuse me~

(*/ω*)]

Putting away Lei Sai's message and looking at the sumptuous breakfast on the table, Mu Bai suddenly felt like a married man.

When I wake up, I have something to eat, my cat doesn’t have to feed it by myself, the toilets and bathrooms are clean, and there’s a faint fragrance in the air… This kind of life seems pretty good.

Hmm... If only Pava was so sensible.

That shit-not-flush demon...

The police have nothing to do today.

It is rare for Machima to be absent from the Ministry of Public Security. Akira Hayakawa and Himeno also said that there is no task to be performed for the time being. Pava is imprisoned and all personnel are temporarily denied visits. Hiroichi Arai hides in a corner and chats with female netizens.

Mubai sat alone in his seat with nothing to do, almost secretly playing small games from morning till night, until he got off work.

After returning home and eating, Leisi really came back, still carrying a bag of Coke and a cake she made by herself.

Reese is still as enthusiastic as before, from arriving home to taking a bath to eating supper and finally going to bed, she is looking for topics to chat almost all the time.

She even came to watch TV in the living room in very thin pajamas directly after taking a shower, and she didn't care that her two huge little white rabbits almost broke through the fabric to breathe fresh air, and she didn't care that her two slender big white legs were directly on the bed. At Mubai's hand.

It was as if she had lived in it for a long time, and she knew nothing about everything in this apartment—it was the same about people, things, and even meow.

Such a leisurely life lasted for several days, and she has not shown any strange or acted strangely.

Mu Bai sometimes feels like he really married a virtuous wife, and he doesn’t need to worry about all aspects of life, he only cares about making money at work and eating after get off work.

Oh, of course, the rent still has to be collected.

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It's a pity that this kind of life ended on the sixth day.

On this day, Mu Bai arrived at the Ministry of Public Security at nine o'clock as usual, but met Maqima in the stairwell who hadn't seen him for several days.

"Good morning, Xiaobai." Maqima still had a smile on her face.

"Good morning, Miss Maqima." Mu Bai also greeted after a long absence.

There were only the two of them in the elevator room, and the atmosphere was very harmonious, but they couldn't find a topic.

In the end, Mazima was the first to break the not-so-long silence: "Come with me to the office, I have something to tell you."

"Huh? Oh good." Mu Bai didn't refuse.

The numbers on the elevator display jumped quickly, and they soon reached the floor they were going to.

After the two walked into the office, Maqima said straight to the point: "Xiaobai, I'll give you half a day off today, go back and pack up your things and prepare to go out and lie down."

"Half a day? Is it the first half of the day or the second half?" Mu Bai asked immediately.

"Your focus is really strange... In the second half of the day, I will go back to you after the lunch break." After a few days, Maqima finally sat on the ergonomic chair she was familiar with. "Don't you wonder where we're going?"

"It doesn't matter where you go, as long as you pay your salary...it should be paid, right?"

"of course."

"That's fine." After hearing the affirmative answer, Mubai nodded in satisfaction, "Is there anything else?"

Maqima's acting style was also very straightforward, and said directly: "No, just go and inform other people."

"Anyone else? Anyone else going?"

"All combat members of Section 4."

"Oh."

"The location is Kyoto, and the time can be anywhere from one week to three months."

"Understood, is there anything else to explain?"

"It's gone on official business, but there is one more on private matters." Maqima smiled slightly, and then suddenly asked a very strange question:

"Have you ever killed someone, Xiaobai?"

"Murder?" Mu Bai scratched his head, "Do demons and devils count?"