The Chainsaw Man, but the Darkin Sword Demon

At this moment, the cloth bag in his hand—it was indeed a sword, an epee—took a shake.

Immediately afterwards, Aatrox's hoarse voice sounded again: "Maggot, what is this place? Why can't I understand everything around me?"

In just half an hour after signing the contract with Mubai, he has seen too many things beyond his cognition.

For example, the steel beast that carries mortals running quickly on the streets, the iron box that can move mortals up and down with extraordinary power just by pressing it, and the weird magic weapon that can seal living things in small boxes... ...it's all so shocking!

"There are still many things you don't understand." Mu Bai said casually while drinking Coke, "but it doesn't matter, you will gradually understand in the future."

"What do you mean? Do you think I'm an ignorant idiot?! I'm a great warrior of the gods! I'm a darkin who scares the whole Runeterra!"

"Ah."

"What are you talking about? Talk to me, you bloody, lowly maggot!"

"Ah."

"Ah↘↗! I'm going to kill you—!"

Aatrox was furious.

But he can only enjoy his mouth.

Because...he signed a contract with Mubai - all his powers can be used by Mubai, and Mubai only needs to help him find a way to return to Runeterra.

As long as there is this contract, he can't hurt Mubai, and he can't forcefully leave Mubai's body to create a new body by himself.

This is not to say how trustworthy and contract he is, Aatrox, but...

He is limited by the laws of this world.

He can feel that whenever he wants to do something that violates the contract regulations, the [maliciousness] of this world will flood towards him like a tide.

That malice couldn't kill him, but it would cause him great pain and break his hold on the darkin sword.

And this is what he hates the most - he is determined to die but cannot be killed, leaving the endless pain to torture him for thousands of years.

"Don't be angry, drink some Coke." Just when Aatrox was secretly sulking, Mu Bai picked up the cup of Coke that he drank half of, and then poured it directly on the Darkborn Demon Sword wrapped in cloth. superior.

"Stop! You bloody maggot! Don't spill this lowly, foul-smelling liquid on... um..." Aatrox's curses stopped abruptly as Coke seeped into the cloth bag and dripped onto the magic sword.

"Isn't it delicious?" Mu Bai smiled, "This is my favorite thing."

"No, this cheap and foul-smelling drink doesn't attract my attention, I just don't bother to scold you, you cunning and cowardly maggot!"

Mu Bai smiled without saying a word.

A moment later, Aatrox whispered again in a complicated tone: "The other glass of dark water is still full."

"This cup? Not this cup." Mu Bai moved another cup of untouched Coke to the opposite side of the table, "I'll keep this cup."

"Ah↗? What are you explaining? I didn't say I want to drink it! You stupid maggot trying to guess the mind of the gods!"

Mu Bai smiled and said nothing.

The "dialogue" between one person and one devil has attracted the attention of others, and now they are more sure that the shirtless young man is out of his mind.

What are you talking to yourself by yourself...

And poured Coke on the cloth bag...

Terrible……

Mubai could feel the strange gaze, but he ignored it - the life in the mental hospital for so many years had already made him used to all cold eyes and comments.

It's meal time now, he doesn't want to be spoiled by other tasks.

He hasn't had breakfast yet.

"This thing looks weird." He pulled a ball of meat out of his pocket.

It was a meat ball condensed from the dead body of a tranquilizer demon.

"Strange? That's why you mortals are ignorant." Aatrox suddenly found a point to fight back. "It's just a pile of rotten meat. I've seen it a lot!"

"Well, this is the first time I've seen it." Mu Bai frankly admitted his "ignorance".

Then, he suddenly asked a seemingly irrelevant question: "Aatrox, after I signed the contract with you, my body has also undergone some changes, right?"

"It must be so." The latter said proudly, "After all, this is a power that surpasses the gods. How can you accept it directly without changing the structure of your physical body?"

"Well, I see." Mu Bai nodded.

"So why are you keeping this hunk of meat? Have you learned something? I haven't seen such a terrifying thing, so I want to use it to strengthen my courage? Hahahaha, what a ridiculous maggot!"

"No, I want to eat it."

"Hahahaha, I knew that a cowardly maggot like you is only worthy of... wait, what did you just say? What did you say you were going to use it for?"

"I said, I want to eat it."

As soon as the words fell, Mu Bai directly threw the ball of meat into his mouth, and began to chew it.

He even commented while eating: "Well... I just wanted to say that this thing looks weird, and the taste shouldn't be bad... If so..."

grunt.The meatball was completely swallowed into the stomach.

"Well, it tastes like a caterpillar with chocolate sauce sandwiched between mille-feuille cakes. It's not bad."

"..." Aatrox was too shocked to speak.

He thought that his operation of sleeping on the sea of ​​corpses was already perverted enough, but he never thought that there could be more perverted...

Swallow...the monster's meat...

It even feels a little delicious...

Is this something humans can do...

madman!This man's head is definitely not normal!

"I just want to see if eating the devil's flesh will make me stronger. Is that okay?" Mu Bai shrugged indifferently, "Otherwise my body is too fragile and I can be easily killed."

"..." After a moment of silence, Aatrox held back his nausea and said, "If I were you, I would rather die than do such a disgusting thing... Should I say that I really deserve to be a maggot in a stinky ditch, what? Dare to eat..."

"So you are not me." Mu Bai smiled.

Immediately afterwards, he shifted his gaze to the untouched Coke.

At the same time, he began to count down silently in his heart:

five four three two one……

Jingling bell~ The bell at the door of the cafe rang again.

Followed by a rush of footsteps.

The waiter who came up to ask with the menu was also pushed away roughly.

Boom!A pair of smooth white hands slapped the table heavily.

"I finally found you!"

Mu Bai raised his head, and saw a flawless pretty face.That long blond hair fell casually, falling on her shoulders and chest, and also passing through those two cute little canine teeth.

It's Pava the Cushion Demon.

"Sit down first, Miss Pava." Mu Bai pointed to the Coke on the table, then took out two tissues and handed them to the other party. "Then wipe off the rain on your body, don't catch a cold."

"I don't catch a cold, and I don't want to wipe off the rain!" The girl with two red horns on her head slapped off the tissue handed over by the other party, "I'm here to fight with you!"

Mu Bai shook his head, and then took two tissues again.

"My uncle said no—"

"Your clothes are wet, I can see the breast pads inside."

"..."

Pava sat down at one percent of the speed of light.

Chapter 5 That's it, how can I lose?

Inside the cafe, cushions... Ah no, Pava the Blood Demon is staring at the Coke on the table in a daze.

She wanted to get up and punch the young man across the table, but she couldn't get up now.

Because her clothes were still wet, the breast pads were showing through.

It's not about how dignified she is or how much she cares about her image—on the contrary, she actually doesn't care about such trivial things as being seen wet by others, but...she doesn't want others to know that she is actually flat-chested.

As for why?

This is a matter of principle.

"Are you wondering why your clothes are still dry?" Mu Bai suddenly said, interrupting Pawa's already empty thoughts.

The latter was surprised, "Could it be that your ability is to see through other people's inner thoughts?! Then tell me, what is my uncle thinking now?"

Mubai thought for a while and said, "You're thinking 'I don't think about anything now, let's see what you say', right?"

"!" Pava slapped the table again and stood up abruptly, but sat back quickly. "You can really see through other people's inner thoughts!"

Mu Bai smiled, too lazy to explain.

Of course he doesn't have this kind of magical ability, he can guess it purely because the girl's mind in front of him is so easy to guess - there is nothing in her mind at all, it is as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

"It seems that my uncle is going to take it seriously..." Pava narrowed her beautiful golden eyes, and licked half of her pink tongue on her lips. "You are an opponent worthy of my seriousness..."

During the conversation, the diners in the cafe had almost run away—anyone could see that the two horns on top of Pava's head were the symbol of the devil, and where there were devils, there were usually battles.

Not to mention that such a crazy monster will probably fight against a weird guy who is also out of his mind.

Immortals fight, and mortals suffer.It's better for ordinary diners to sneak away as soon as possible, so as not to be affected later.

The clerks of the cafe even hid in the back kitchen collectively.

Pava secretly observed the situation in the store—she thought she was observing secretly.

When there were only her and Mu Bai left in the whole cafe, she finally didn't have to be afraid of being found wearing a breast pad—anyway, the latter had already seen it.

"Wow! My uncle is going to kill you!"

Pava directly stepped on the table with one foot, and was about to make a move when he saw it.

But Mubai just wiped off the water droplets thrown by the other party indifferently, "Miss Pava, are you going to do something to me?"

"Of course! My uncle is here to kill you!" The rude appearance of Pava's yelling really didn't match her cute appearance at all.

"But why?"

"Why? Of course it's because you are a demon, and I am a demon hunter!"

"What am I?"

"Demon!"

"What am I?"

"My uncle already said that you are... eh?"

Looking at the young man in front of him, Pava's mind suddenly turned.

Devil... that's right, this man is human?

"But you clearly smell like a devil! Don't try to deceive my uncle!"

"Is there a possibility that I just signed a contract with the devil." Mu Bai picked up the glass of Coke, so as not to be accidentally spilled by the other party. "Isn't this kind of thing very common in your police?"

"But someone saw that you have wings growing on your back, and the same devil horns growing on your head as my uncle!"

"you sure?"

"..." Pava was at a loss for words for a moment.Indeed, she didn't see the wings and horns that the policemen were talking about.

Could it be that I made a mistake?

That's not right, if I made a mistake, why didn't this person deny it earlier?

Pava can't understand everything.

Pava gave up thinking.

After a moment of hesitation, she decided to leave directly—she would rather do nothing than make a mistake.