I live in Tiga and my wife is Ju Jianhui

It stinks.

Deep-fried feces.

The taste is simple when you think about it.

In addition, Chen Mu gave Da Gu a boost, and he could already predict how magnificent the fecal fireworks explosion would be after Da Gu gave Xili a ray of light.

next second.

as predicted.

When Silizan was trapped by high-frequency thermal power, Xincheng drove Shengli Feiyan No. [-] and yelled excitedly, and Dijia spread his arms without hesitation when he saw Silizan was trapped.

Purple light appeared as the arms spread out, and after the light converged, it was emitted by Ultraman Tiga.

Zapelio Rays!

"This... How did Ultraman Tiga suddenly become so strong?" Xincheng said in shock, seeing the light intensity of Zapelio's light which was almost twice as strong as the previous two times.

"Yes, it's really strange, Ultraman Tiga's strength is suddenly so strong." Hori agreed, watching Tiga release the light in front of him, he was full of sighs.

This feeling, this visual shock.

Almost as strong as half Nexus.

In fact, let alone Xincheng and Horei, even Dagu himself was taken aback.

"It's better this way! I'll get rid of you at once!" Dagu came back to his senses.Although I don't know the reason, this is a good change, isn't it?

It is a good thing that one's own strength has increased!

When you encounter monsters, you can defeat them more easily.

Moreover, Dagu can also perceive that the current output is not the limit, and can go further!

After the advancing Silizan was hit by Zapelio's light, his footsteps became stiff, and his body surface was like a quagmire, slowly absorbing the light into his body.

It can be seen that it has been a bit too much.

"Eat it all for me!" Dagu gritted his teeth, and the size of Zapelio's light expanded by one third again.

Finally, Silizan stopped moving at all.

Let Zapelio's light enter his body, as if facing such a powerful light, he finally gave up struggling.

"Okay! Tiga, that's great!" Hori said excitedly.

"Cool group, we defeated the monster!" Xincheng also cheered.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that although Xi Lizan can eat light, but in this state, his stomach has been eaten up.

In other words, we won!

"It's okay! It's okay, Ultraman Tiga defeated the monster, and we were rescued!" Shizuoka County reporter Ryoko pointed at Tiga, his face full of excitement in front of the camera.

Di Jia slowly lowered his hands and quietly looked at Silizan who was frozen and unable to move.

Dagu showed a smile.

This time, it really went well.

we won.

"It's too early to be happy." Chen Mu silently propped up the umbrella and sighed.

Almost at the same second, the frozen Silizan let out the last roar of his life, and a faint light lit up on his chest.

boom! ! ! ! ! !

explosion.

Huge explosion.

The whole world seemed to be illuminated by the explosion.

From the center of the explosion, countless black lumps of different shapes spread out at an extremely fast speed.

"Cha!" Di Jia subconsciously wanted to use the shield, but those things were too fast, too fast.

When he uses the protective cover.

His body was already covered with the black and scalding fragments of Silizan's body.

In other words, as the saying goes, the whole body is full of poop.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm safe and sound here." Chen Mu put away the umbrella and saw a big black splash on the umbrella, he could only say that the power of the light was really quite powerful.

It can still fly from such a distance.

"Poor." Chen Mu looked at the sky, still couldn't help it, and laughed very unkindly.

In the line of sight, Tiga, which was originally red and blue, has now turned black. Of course, it is different from the color of Dark Tiga, and this one is not that black.

There is another difference, in addition to being black, it is also stinky, the kind that is not smelly.

The Victory Feiyan No. [-] flying high in the sky could not escape the fate of becoming a poop fighter. Most of the yellow fuselage was dyed black, and the fuselage had already begun to emit black smoke.

"Ding, scattered pieces of Silizan's body were detected and have been automatically collected." At this time, a system prompt came from Chen Mu's ear.

Chen Mu was taken aback, a little speechless, and a little bit want to complain.

When did you evolve to the point where you knew what you were missing?You don't need to say anything to the system to solve the finishing work?

In fact, this function is quite good.

But, is it necessary to keep the fragments of Silizan's body?Is such a smelly thing still necessary to exist?

But since he doesn't need to touch the fragments of Silizan himself, it doesn't matter.

Take it, just take it.

． ． ． ． ． ． ．

ground.

"Wow, what are these things!" Reporter Ms. Liangzi's original light white business attire was also dyed black. At first, she was startled by the flying black corpse fragments. Went to pick a piece of clothing with a finger.

Smell a bit, a bit strange.

I don't know if it was a brain twitch, but she subconsciously put the poop by her mouth, sticking out her pink and tender tongue.

He licked it lightly.

"Ugh!!!" It didn't take a second for reporter Liangzi to kneel down and vomit crazily, covering her mouth.

But she was so fast that she forgot that she also had black corpse fragments in her hands.

Covering her mouth, she vomited even more uncomfortable.

Stinky on top of stink.

"vomit!!!!!!"

"It's so pitiful. It's so pitiful at such a young age." Chen Mu shook his head and walked past Liangzi carefully.

Silizan was defeated, the monsters disappeared, and the victorious team returned. It's just that the scene is a bit chaotic, and there is no need to stay any longer.

By the way, fortunately, Chen Mu had the foresight to be the only man on the scene who was clean and tidy all over his body and could even smell the fragrance on his body.

elegant.

upper class.

Before leaving, Chen Mu picked up his video camera and took a few photos of the beach.

He has already thought about how to write the press release later.

Chapter 46 Shit Brick's Family Climbed for Grandpa, Injured Dagu

On the way back to the news newspaper office, Chen Mu also met a man with glasses in a beige suit who claimed to be an expert in the study of monsters.

His body was a little dirty, as if he had just been beaten by someone.

"Please help me, take me for a walk. It's better to give me some more money." That's how the monster comment research expert begged Chen Mu.

Maybe because he thought Chen Mu was a good person, he still wanted to come up and grab Chen Mu's clothes, and reached out to take money from Chen Mu's clothes.

Chen Mu's answer was also very simple.

First, he looked left and right. He had just come out of Beichuan City, Shizuoka County not long ago. There were few people in the vicinity, and there were not many cars passing by because of Silizan.

well.

"Don't, don't be so excited, I'll just give it to you." Chen Mu showed a sunny smile, while asking the system, asking the system to wrap the Xilizan brand poop that was collected just now in paper.

He took out the paper ball that wrapped the fragments of Silizan's body, and with a little strength in his arm, he threw the paper ball into the sky.

"You just take it."

"Ah... ah! Is it money?" The man with glasses let go of Chen Mu's hand and hurried to pick it up.

Taking advantage of this gap, Chen Mu got in the car again and started the car to leave.

Just two seconds.

He heard the man screaming and cursing.

"At that angle just now, it should have been in his mouth? Maybe he took two bites?" Chen Mu touched his chin with a playful expression.

I didn't turn my head to look at it, mainly because I was afraid that if I saw it, it would be too disgusting, and it would spoil my appetite.

He knew this man, to be precise, he was very familiar with this wretched temperament.

In the TV, Silizan appeared near the coast of Shizuoka Prefecture and caused great trouble to the lives of the surrounding residents. In order to solve this problem, the members of the Victory Team worked very hard to fulfill their duties.

Even if Silizan was revived later, the Victory Team tried their best to fight, and Xincheng almost lost his life because of it.

Including the middle-aged reporter who wanted to break through the cordon and come in, he is also faithfully fulfilling his obligations as a reporter, presenting the truth to the public.

Only this b, when he was interviewed by the TV program, ate and drank, and wantonly criticized the victorious team's behavior.

From this guy, it can also be seen that Yuangu scoffed at some so-called bricks in reality when he was filming the TV plot.

It's just that you can't do whatever you want, and you can talk about it with a bad mouth, but it doesn't have any effect.

Now that Chen Mu met him.

Then there is nothing to say.

Have a meal?

No.

Eat shit?

That's enough, and it's still a delicious silizaoli after cooking at high temperature.

Ok.

What a piece of shit, climb up for me!

. . . . . .

When Chen Mu returned to the newspaper office, it happened that the president was holding a meeting for the employees.

"Look at you! Look at Mr. Chen Mu, he is your senior. Why do you come to the newspaper office so late every day? It's because you work hard!" The president sighed and said heartbroken.

"You guys really let me down, what if you don't work hard after all this?"

"If you don't work hard, how can your family live a better life!?"

The employees looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally bowed their heads in guilt. The words of the president obviously benefited them a lot.

"Mr. Chen Mu, are you here at this time? Work is hard!" The president turned his head and held Chen Mu's hand flatteringly with a smile on his face.

He is obviously a young and handsome man, but in front of Chen Mu, his smile is greasy.

"Ah, you just keep busy with your work, I'm going to write the manuscript." Chen Mu rubbed his nose, a little unaccustomed.

Some time ago, the president of the newspaper found out from somewhere that his wife was from TPC, and since then he has become more and more polite to him.

What paid shit, what not to come anytime, anywhere, late anytime, anywhere.

in his mouth.

That's all hard work and worth learning.