Stand-In Messenger of the Everyday World

"Fujii, why are you here?"

Seeing Shunsuke Fujii ring the doorbell, Futaba Rio panicked.

"Open the door first."

Fujii Shunsuke did not answer, but spoke directly to the screen.

"..."

Futaba Rio didn't ask any more questions, and silently opened the security door on the floor.

"Fujii, yes, what's the matter?"

Seeing Shunsuke Fujii walk in, Rio Futaba moved her index fingers behind her back, but said calmly on the surface.

"Well, because I need your help, Futaba, for something, or you can also say to help you eliminate hidden dangers in advance."

Fujii Shunsuke put down his schoolbag and walked up to Rio Futaba, watching her carefully.

This time I came to Futaba Rio's house, in addition to having the intention of thoroughly attacking Futaba Rio, a large part of the reason was that Fujii Shunsuke wanted to meet the Copenhagen Demon.

Rio Futaba's illness was actually still early, it's only May now, if she wants to wait until her puberty syndrome breaks out and splits into a new self, at least until autumn.

Under normal circumstances, the protagonists who want to attack Rio Futaba will silently wait until she gets sick before taking action, but Fujii Shunsuke doesn't want to be so passive anymore.

For puberty syndrome, the only supernatural factor in this [daily] world besides myself is currently the only supernatural factor, and it is also a supernatural factor with bugs in the strength and specification of abilities—whether it is Mai Sakurajima’s Schrödinger demon, or Rio Futaba The Copenhagen demon, or the Laplace demon of Koga Tomoe, these are bug-level abilities that do not make sense at all, and Fujii Shunsuke is naturally very concerned.

After all, it is related to one's position in this world.

But the last time Mai Sakurajima's situation was too critical, Fujii Shunsuke didn't dare to observe and experiment with his own temper, otherwise Mai Mai would be lost by accident, and there would be no place to cry, so he could only cry in a hurry. Start the operation, first pull Mai Sakurajima within the safety line.

But Rio Futaba’s words don’t need to be so careful anymore. The Copenhagen demon will split into a new possible self, which is naturally very troublesome for ordinary people in modern society, because there is only one person with an identity certificate, so it doesn’t matter if they split Out of how many people there are, there is only one person who can have an identity, and the others are black households, which is a headache. In the original book, Rio Futaba's body can only sleep in an Internet cafe.

But it doesn't matter to those with power, as long as Fujii Shunsuke thinks, he can even ask Momokuchi Ruri to make new certificates and certificates for 100 people, so that all the new Futaba Rio that split can become Man in the Sun, Copenhagen Demon's biggest side effect goes away.

And since there are no side effects, Fujii Shunsuke naturally doesn't want to worry too much if conditions permit.

187. Be my girlfriend!

187. Be my girlfriend!

As for whether it can be done... In the final analysis, puberty syndrome is caused by the psychology of adolescent girls and boys, whether it can eliminate the Schrödinger demon of their own existence, or can predict the future of a whole summer vacation until they find themselves The Laplace demons with the most acceptable results are all caused by their own psychology.

Then under the deliberate guidance, I expect more different selves to exist at the same time, rather than expecting a better self to replace my existence. It is not impossible for Rio Futaba to do what Fujii Shunsuke said, or it is very possible. This is the outrageous part of the puberty syndrome.

Although I don't quite understand why Fujii Shunsuke said that, Futaba Rio nodded immediately, and then she showed a surprised expression: "Fujii, what do you mean, instead of preventing puberty syndrome, you want to accelerate its occurrence?"

Rio Futaba remembered that Shunsuke Fujii said at the beginning that he wanted to "help himself" and "eliminate hidden dangers". Could it be that he heard it wrong?

Fujii Shunsuke looked at Futaba Rio with a strange look, and then said in a natural tone: "This is a super power. Haven't you, Futaba, thought that one day you will get super power? Now that you have the opportunity, why give up and stop it?"

"And what I mean by eliminating hidden dangers is to eliminate that once there are more than one you, only one dares to live a fair and aboveboard life, and everyone else can only avoid this hidden danger. I don't mean to help you eliminate the puberty syndrome."

"However, suffering from puberty syndrome means that I actually have a psychological problem. If so, don't I need to go to treatment?"

Futaba Rio has always known that she actually has some psychological problems, but knowing it is one thing, and whether to deal with it is another. If Fujii Shunsuke wishes, she will work hard, but now...don't go To prevent, does it mean to let nature take its course or even contribute to the flames?

"Futaba, do you think people with psychological problems like you are the majority or the minority in this world." Shunsuke Fujii suddenly asked an irrelevant question.

"Since it's a psychological problem..." Futaba Rio was a little uncertain, "Then it should be a minority?"

"Congratulations, you answered incorrectly. Let's put it this way, according to the survey released by the World Health Organization, the proportion of the world's population without mental illness is only 9.5%." Fujii Shunsuke said an astonishing statistic, "So do you understand that people who have some psychological problems are normal people, and those who have no problems at all are the minority."

"So, even if you don't care about other things, just follow the conformity of Sakurajima, Futaba, you don't need to go for special treatment at all. If you have some psychological problems, you must conform to the crowd."

Rio Futaba was shocked by this statistic: "9.5%? If that's the case, is there something wrong with your psychology, Fujii? There are also Kunimi and Azusagawa, and so on, not including Azusagawa, he must have a problem with his psychology."

"Of course I have psychological problems."

Shunsuke Fujii said without hesitation, now this kind of girl who sees a beautiful girl wants to attack her, and her daughter and wife will not let it go. At the same time, if the psychology of possessiveness is not a problem, then the remaining 90.5% of people are a bit scary.

"Don't talk about me, even the little sun Hayama Hayato in the class, he has psychological problems, and the only ones in our class who have no problems at all may be Yuzhen and Xiaohui."

Kunimi Yu is really the same person, honest to his friends and loyal to his lover, the 9.5% of the boys in the class, Fujii Shunsuke thinks it should be on him.

As for Megumi Kato, in a way she is synonymous with ordinary, with ordinary grades, ordinary hobbies, and ordinary psychology, but when so many ordinary people gather together, she becomes less ordinary.

"Also, Futaba, you treat Mrs. Saki differently."

Futaba Rio pushed his glasses: "Who told him to be a pig-headed boy."

——I didn’t catch up with Sakurajima Mai even having such a nickname.

Shunsuke Fujii observed a moment of silence for Sakuta Azusagawa for 0.01 seconds.

"In short, Futaba's desire to be recognized by others is normal. Normal people have the need to be praised by others. If you have not been praised for a long time but only belittled, it will easily lead to psychological problems. Futaba, you are probably in such a situation now."

"If I don't care about it, in about two or three months, under your mentality, a Futaba who is more lively and open than you will split, and then she will post some welfare photos on the Internet to gain approval. I can't ignore this kind of thing! Only I can see Futaba's welfare...Ah, I'm off the mark."

Fujii Shunsuke said nonchalantly what Futaba Rio could no longer calm down.

"I...I won't do such a shameless thing, that's what only [counterfeit people] would do!"

Fearing that Fujii Shunsuke might misunderstand, Futaba Rio tried to defend herself.

"Yeah, I know, Futaba, you hope that you can get better and have more people agree with your psychology. It's not a bad thing. Anyone who wants to improve will have this idea. The only thing you need to pay attention to is not to go evil for this purpose, and to completely eliminate this possibility, so I'm here."

Fujii Shunsuke took a sudden step forward to get in front of Futaba Rio, Futaba Rio was taken aback, looking at Fujii Shunsuke who was close at hand, the inferiority complex in her heart made her back involuntarily.

But every time Futaba Rio took a step back, Fujii Shunsuke took a step forward. In the end, Futaba Rio couldn't retreat, and her back hit the wall.

Fujii Shunsuke stretched out his left hand to support the wall in a wall-dong posture, and gently took off Futaba Rio's uncute black-rimmed glasses with his right hand: "It's so cute, Rio."

"Ugh!"

Rio Futaba let out a mournful cry of unknown meaning.

"You may think that I lied on purpose to help you, but I can assure you that I really think so. I really think Futaba Rio is a cute girl. If it's that kind of uncut girl , I'm too lazy to try my best to help her."

"%&%#FF#@##@^%!**((&*^*H!"

Rio Futaba's eyes began to circle around as she continued to utter words of unknown meaning.

Seeing Rio Futaba, who has always been calm, showing such an expression, Shunsuke Fujii thought it was very interesting, so he watched it for a while, until Rio Futaba couldn't hold on anymore, and then said: "So, Rio, be me girlfriend?"

188. I like you, and them

188. I like you, and them

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Futaba Rio's head was smoking, and she just fell down.

There is no way, the stimulation is too great, Futaba Rio didn't think about it even when she was lying on the bed alone at night, dreaming of generating electricity, and now the happiness came too fast like a tornado, she couldn't bear it for a while.

"Futaba! Futaba!"

Shunsuke Fujii hurriedly hugged Rio Futaba and yelled loudly, several times before finally bringing Rio Futaba back to her soul.

"Fujii, I'm sorry, I was suddenly a little confused just now, as if I had an auditory hallucination." After recovering, Futaba Rio took back her glasses from Fujii Shunsuke and put them on, "We were just talking about making my puberty Syndrome trying to interpret the many worlds?"

"Are you selectively forgetting everything that happened in the last chapter?" Fujii Shunsuke complained, "In that case, let me say it again, Rio Futaba, I want you to be my girlfriend."

Silently summoning the Platinum Star, Fujii Shunsuke squeezed out a dazzling diamond on the spot, then manipulated Swarudo to find a few pieces of metal to make it into a base, and then inlaid the diamond on it.

"No, Futaba, do you want it?"

Without giving Rio Futaba a chance to think about it, Shunsuke Fujii's offensive wave after wave was like a tide, making Rio Futaba dizzy.

Stretching out his hand reflexively, Fujii Shunsuke took the diamond ring away again maliciously: "Futaba, you haven't answered me yet."

"...can I really?"

In silence, Futaba Rio asked weakly.

"Whether it's Sakurajima Mai-senpai, or Fujii's childhood sweethearts Sawamura Eiri and Yasakuka Hanabi, or Shiina Mashiro who is living with you now, their words should be more suitable than mine."

"There is nothing appropriate or inappropriate about this kind of thing. The important thing is to have a crush on it." Fujii Shunsuke said boldly, "I like you now, and they."

"......???"

Rio Futaba's expression was half touched, and she was a little confused.

"What did you say, Fujii? I didn't catch it just now."

Fujii Shunsuke repeated: "I like Futaba, you, and them."

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Even though Futaba Rio likes Fujii Shunsuke very much, the kind of liking that Fujii Shunsuke will silently like for many years after finding a girlfriend, but after hearing Fujii Shunsuke's brazen words, she was shocked for a while, she didn't believe it Fujii Shunsuke would say such a thing.

"So Fujii, you're saying that because of my puberty syndrome."

After thinking about it, Rio Futaba, who didn't believe it, could only come to such a conclusion in the end.

Fujii Shunsuke was very satisfied with Futaba Rio's calmness. If it was other people, such as Sakurajima Mai, Yukinoshita Yukino and Kasumigaoka Shiwa, they would not think so much after hearing such words, and they would probably just turn around and leave , the remaining [-]% ​​may be slapped twice before leaving. This is the strength of the important female characters of the Heichang lineage.

And even if they switch to blonde characters such as Kitagawa Kaimeng, Sawamura Eiri, and Shiina Mashiro with better tempers, they will only think that Shunsuke Fujii is funny, take it as a joke, and then get angry when they find out that it is not a joke. It takes a long time to coax it well.

That's why Fujii Shunsuke would take the initiative to confess to Futaba Rio, otherwise, in his opinion, even if he is the second best to suddenly... deal with... well, the second best to persuade Danko, if you dare to say that, you will probably be finished. After all, everyone is a modern person, and no one believes in Mormonism and other sects.

Good people are meant to be pointed at.

Looking at Rio Futaba who fell into low self-esteem again, Fujii Shunsuke hugged her slowly, and said sincerely: "Futaba, I am a very possessive person. I don't like to lose, and I don't like to give up, so I will definitely get what I like. Futaba, you are the person I really like, but so are the others, so I will not give up on you."

Although he has the mentality of bullying honest people, this is still the first time Fujii Shunsuke confides his heart to someone he likes.

"Fujii, are you an idiot? Why did you say such things directly!" Rio Futaba covered her mouth, the corners of her eyes were moist, "Why can't you say nothing, keep it from me, and make me happy during that time!?"

"Because I really like Futaba, so you don't want to deceive you; but it's also because I like you, so even if Futaba refuses, I will never let you go. If Futaba still refuses, I will let you have puberty syndrome, and then lock the real you at home. I won't let you sleep well and keep repping you until you agree."

Fujii Shunsuke deliberately said threatening words like a joke.

"This kind of statement... is too cunning!"

"Well, that's right, I'm such a cunning person, so Futaba, are you willing to be my first girlfriend?"

"...First place? Mai Sakurajima-senpai and the others aren't your girlfriends yet?"

Futaba Rio suddenly became energetic.

"Well, Futaba, you are the first person I confess to."

"......why me?"

"Because I like Rio the most among girls, daisiki!"

Fujii Shunsuke said in a decidedly sincere tone.

Although it is not a lie, but such a thing as a love story, can it be regarded as a lie! ?

Boys say that they want to pick stars and moons for girls, that they want her to live in a big house, and that they want her to be the happiest woman. Is it a lie?

Of course not.

This is love talk. Everyone knows that love talk is used to express feelings and make girls happy. It is inappropriate to talk about what is not done and what is not.

And among the girls I like, Fujii Shunsuke is the same highest level to Futaba Rio, Sakurajima Mai, Shiina Mashiro and others, so I Fujii Shunsuke is not lying!

As for Mrs. Izumi who I like more than them... she is no longer a girl.

Although it is a speech technique, a human being is a creature who can be confident after finding a reason to convince himself.

"Fujii, you pig-headed boy!"

Rio Futaba scolded, for a serious science girl, this is the most severe curse.

"So Futaba, you agree?"

Rio Futaba covered her flushed face with her hands: "Idiot, idiot, don't keep asking girls such shy things!"

"My head is as messy as a paste right now, I can't figure out my thoughts at all, but you say that if I don't agree, you will lock me in the basement, what can I do, can't I just go first Did you agree!"

"I was joking, how could I really put Futaba in charge of the basement."

"So don't say this anymore, idiot!" Futaba Rio looked at Fujii Shunsuke angrily, "Even if it's me, I still have the reserve of a girl!"

189. Fujii Stay Tonight

189. Fujii Stay Tonight

"So, Fujii, what do you want me to do?"