Stand-In Messenger of the Everyday World

"Big steel snake!"

Rio No. [-] couldn't help shouting.

"Absolutely, absolutely will die."

Rio No. [-]'s eyes widened.

The arrow was on the string, Fujii Shunsuke did not pause, and controlled [Golden Experience] to lightly give Rio No. [-] a tap.

"Huh? Why, why does my body feel like... huh!"

Rio Futaba's first four-player chicken eating competition officially started.

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There is no doubt that in the end it was Futaba Rio's defeat.

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the next day.

Fujii Shunsuke felt a burst of warmth.

Opening his eyes and looking down, Rio Futaba was cleaning up for himself.

"Rio, you haven't—"

Fujii Shunsuke was surprised, he hadn't even woken up yet, all four of them passed out last night, yet today he woke up earlier than himself?

And dare to provoke yourself again when you come together... Is Futaba Rio originally this kind of character design? Or awakened?

Futaba Rio didn't speak, but just looked up at Fujii Shunsuke.

It was only then that Fujii Shunsuke noticed that Rio Futaba was not wearing glasses, and she was also wearing a single ponytail. She looked quite aloof and cold.

If you don't look at her octopus mouth at this time.

"Are you the new Rio?"

Although it was an interrogative sentence, Fujii Shunsuke used an affirmative tone.

Rio with a single ponytail nodded lightly, did not speak, and still worked very hard.

Fujii Shunsuke looked around, and the other Futaba Rio remained motionless in the same posture as when he fell asleep, and none of them moved around while sleeping, and they seemed to be exhausted.

Single ponytail Rio seemed a little dissatisfied with Fujii Shunsuke's distraction, and gave him a light bite.

This unexpected childish character made Fujii Shunsuke couldn't help but smile, and he was very satisfied psychologically.

Even if it's not very stimulating physically, after all, Rio Futaba was separated from Rio Futaba, and Rio Futaba didn't try it last night. Those who have experience are Rio No. 0, who is very interested in it, and Rio No. [-], who is crying and begging Fujii Shunsuke to let her breathe, so Rio No. [-] ponytail currently has [-] experience.

It's not a natural succubus like Snake Yumeko, and naturally he can't satisfy Fujii Shunsuke with 0 experience, but this kind of spirit still makes Fujii Shunsuke psychologically satisfied.

And psychologically stimulated, the single ponytail Rio naturally got his wish soon.

At the end of the breakfast time, Fujii Shunsuke chatted and said, "I thought there were only three people on the first night."

He originally thought that Rio with a single ponytail would never show up, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face the next day.

The single ponytail Rio looked a little cold, but her hands were honestly holding Fujii Shunsuke's waist, her face was pressed against his chest, and she said in a cold tone: "If today is the weekend."

"So Rio separated you just to let you help her go to class?" Fujii Shunsuke wanted to laugh a little, what a cute reason, no wonder this Rio's personality is completely different from the other three.

Although she tied up her ponytail and put on contact lenses, compared with the other three escaping Rio Futaba, the change in appearance is less likely to be noticed by others.

194. Sensitive Mrs. Sayuri

194. Sensitive Mrs. Sayuri

Looking at the clock hanging on the wall, Fujii Shunsuke said with a smile: "It's getting late, you must be late today, but the first thing you do when you wake up is good morning."

Seeing Fujii Shunsuke's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Rio Futaba, who had cleaned up her face and returned to her cold expression, dared not look any further, and whispered: "Who, who told you to be so... last night... Well, I have such a clear memory, but there is no trace on my body, Fujii, don't you think it's a bit too much?"

Fujii Shunsuke nodded again and again: "It's too much, of course it's too much, and I think this is a good tradition, and we should continue to maintain it in the future, and then pass it on. In the future, the new Rio Futaba will have to do it this way."

Single ponytail Rio turned Fujii Shunsuke's face pale, and went to wash her body without saying anything.

The reason why she has to take a shower in such a tight time is that even though she didn't participate in the extremely tragic chicken eating contest last night, the problem is that there is no clean place in this room...

So even though she didn't do anything, some messy things were glued to her body the moment she was separated, if she dared to go to school without taking a bath....... As a class, her presence in the class is better than Megumi Kato It seems that there will be nothing wrong with people who are a little taller than Kigu Hachiman?

Seeing that Rio Ponytail didn't want to talk to him, Shunsuke Fujii shrugged and followed him into the bathroom.

"Wait! What are you doing here? You're going to be late!"

"I'm here to take a shower too. I must be late anyway, so it doesn't matter if I'm a few minutes late."

"A few minutes? A few minutes with you and me?" The single ponytail Rio wanted to laugh for a moment, "Do you think I have no memory of last night?"

"Emmmm, since you have memories, Rio, don't you want to try?"

"But, but the main body separated me just to go to class..."

Rio with a single ponytail showed an emotional expression. Shunsuke Fujii felt that he did a little too much yesterday. Will the newly separated Rio Futaba become like this in the future?That's kind of bad.

In the end, Fujii Shunsuke let go of the single ponytail Rio, after all, if the two asked for leave at the same time, it would be really unreasonable for Xiaojing.

Riyang with a single ponytail was clearly still refusing, but when Fujii Shunsuke said that she really had no intention of touching Dior, there was a hint of regret on her face.

"By the way, what shall we do in the future?"

In the bathroom, mist rose, and while washing her hair, Rao said suddenly.

"There are so many Futaba Rio, how should we live in the future? Although we rarely come back, there are at least two or three months in a year, and Mom and Dad will be at home."

"Well, I didn't ask this question until now. I thought you didn't care about it at all." Fujii Shunsuke helped the single-tailed Rio apply shampoo.

"Isn't it because the main body is an idiot, she was too embarrassed to ask, and I knew I was crazy with you as soon as I woke up, and in the end, I was the only one to be the bad guy." Shan Mawei Riyang's tone was a little dissatisfied.

"Don't worry, I will solve this problem soon." Shunsuke Fujii kept moving his hands, "Eriri, you know, I will go to Mrs. Sayuri later and make a new job for you through the power of the Sawamura family." proof of identity."

Single ponytail Rio was stunned: "Is it okay to be exposed?"

"That's why I'm going to find Mrs. Sayuri, otherwise I have a more convenient partner."

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A certain convenient woman, Momokichi Ruri, suddenly sneezed in the car.

"President, do you have a cold?"

Igarashi Tsinghua immediately handed over the handkerchief with both hands, looking nervous.

"Thank you, Tsinghua."

Momokichi Luoli took the handkerchief, with a trace of doubt in her eyes, and at the same time, she was grateful that she was in the car, otherwise, if she came here in a meeting with other student union members, it would damage her image.

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After cleaning the single ponytail Rio's body, Fujii Shunsuke took a leave of absence for Xiaojing, hung up the phone directly after ignoring the other party's iron fist threat, and then sat down with breakfast for Futaba Rio and others who were still sleeping on the bed. I called Mrs. Sayuri.

"Xiaojun, why do you have the time to contact me in the morning? Do you need me to show up at the police station again?"

When the phone was connected, Mrs. Sayuri said with a lazy smile in her tone.

"Mrs. Sayuri, please stop teasing me." Even though he knew that the other side couldn't see him, Fujii Shunsuke gave a French military salute, "I have business to do this time."

"Hmm, so you only think of me when you have something serious to do, Xiaojun, since you went to high school, you seldom come to see Ying Lili and me in normal times."

"Isn't it because of our relationship that we don't need to care about those falsehoods?" Fujii Shunsuke smiled awkwardly, and then asked directly, "Mrs. Sayuri, do you know about puberty syndrome?"

Fujii Shunsuke didn't beat around the bush, and then asked again seemingly unintentionally, so as not to let the other party notice. Mrs. Sayuri was someone who could be absolutely trusted. Fujii Shunsuke believed that she would never do him any harm, so he chose to get straight to the point.

"Adolescence syndrome? What's that, medical term?"

——Even Mrs. Sayuri, who is at the top of this society, doesn’t know about it. It seems that this puberty syndrome either appears for a short time and is highly concealed, or it is absolutely secret, even in the entire Sakurajima. How many people are entitled to know.

But thinking that even Rio Futaba and Sakuta Azusagawa knew this urban legend, Shunsuke Fujii felt that the former was more likely.

After all, the phenomenon of psychological problems is more likely to occur in adolescence alone. The prerequisite is at least a society with sufficient materials but lack of spirit. Which country is it again?

Ugly country!

As for Sakurajima, at least it will have to wait until the Heisei era.

And look at the phenomenon of puberty syndrome among Sakurajima Mai, Koga Tomoe, Futaba Rio and others in the original work, except for the parties concerned, it is difficult for others to detect it.

Among them, the brother and sister Azusagawa Sakuta and Azusagawa Kaede had a big fight, but it can be explained by common sense. Among them, Azusagawa Sakuta had an incident of being sent to the hospital, which was considered by others to be a bad fight, and Azusagawa Kaede was considered to be mentally unable to bear the stimulation, so he committed suicide. The people around him, including his parents, did not believe their words at all.

So even if the person who suffered from puberty syndrome took the initiative to post the ins and outs of the incident to the Internet for help, few people would believe it. Maybe this is the reason why urban legends about puberty syndrome spread on the Internet. Seeing those swearing posts, everyone half-believed Have fun watching.

——But speaking of which, the setting is similar to that of "Charlotte", so you won't suddenly create a research institute for me in the end, right?

【Everyday world】

The system suddenly popped out and squeaked.

—Yes, yes, as long as you are happy.

Fujii Shunsuke perfunctory the system, and then gave a general account of what happened to Futaba Rio, and then said: "So now I need Mrs. Sayuri to help me with a few identification certificates, the genuine ones, so that other Futaba Rio It can also appear in society openly and aboveboard.”

"So, Xiaojun, are you at Rio's house now?"

But after hearing such a large amount of information and such a subversion of the world view, Mrs. Sayuri's first focus seems to be a bit wrong.

"Uh, yes."

"Still helping with breakfast?"

"...you really know me."

"Then little Rio and the others, it's not like they still can't get up in bed now."

"........"

Fujii Shunsuke instantly sweated, Mrs. Sayuri, you guessed it too accurately, is that how you know me! ?

"Hmm, Xiaojun is really popular, but if this is the case, why should I help?" Mrs. Sayuri asked her soul, "That idiot daughter of mine seems to be unable to win. In that case, Xiaojun and I What's the relationship?"

Fujii Shunsuke was speechless, the scum of the other party's daughter was discovered by his mother-in-law who dotes on him very much, what should he do now?

"Okay, don't be so tense. This matter is actually not easy to handle. If you want to make a perfect identity certificate, Xiaojun, you can find traces and witnesses based on your resume, even if you don't exist. The kind that your elementary school classmates and neighbors can weave for you, then you'd better go find your cold little girlfriend."

Mrs. Sayuri's tone returned to laziness: "Otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it, or if I did, there would be many loopholes. My father can still have some of these identities in his hands, but you probably don't want him to know, Xiaojun, right?" , after all, that old man is a standard political creature."

"Looking for Qi Luoli..." Fujii Shunsuke was a little hesitant towards Momoku Amen, "She's just my pretend girlfriend, she won't... After all, she is the head of the Momoku family, right?"

If it's a normal thing, even if the design is tens of billions, Fujii Shunsuke doesn't mind Momokichi Ruri knowing, after all, she is a little crazy, but puberty syndrome is such a miraculous thing, I'm afraid it just happened to hit her G-spot ah.

If Momokuchi Luoli has other thoughts...such a shy beauty, Fujii Shunsuke doesn't want to waste it, otherwise it would be a pity.

"Don't you know if you try this kind of thing, maybe it's not what you think." Mrs. Sayuri began to tease the Riddler.

"Also, remember to come to the house to have dinner together this week, and then help Ying Lili draw the book that was published in the comic, and don't make any excuses not to come, you know."

Mrs. Sayuri is so enthusiastic and caring for herself. What else can Fujii Shunsuke say, but he can only reply: "It's been a long time since I have tasted your cooking, Mrs. Sayuri. I will definitely go there on the weekend."

"What are you thinking, remember to cook when you come here."

".......it is good."

ps: Leaders are not human, so today is a chapter of 3000 words

195. A one-year appointment

195. A one-year appointment

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Sayuri couldn't handle it. After Fujii Shunsuke left a message on a note and put it on the dining table, he had no choice but to go to the Hundred Kao Academy to find Momokuchi Ruri.

"Oh, why did you come here during class in the morning again? I thought you wouldn't come here at this time, Shunjie, since the last time."

Still not doing well in class, Momokuchi Ruri, who was hiding in the student council room, raised her feet and said, a little surprised.

"Can't you just come and see you?" Fujii Shunsuke pulled up a chair and sat opposite Momokuchi Luoli.

Facing Fujii Shunsuke's flamboyance, Momokaki Ruri smiled instead: "Then Shunsuke, you have to speed up the progress. In the past few days, Mengzi has defeated Mowan, and Feng is still doing well now."

"As soon as I came here, I provoked a war between us men, Qi Luoli, you are the standard behavior of a concubine who is a concubine who troubles the world."

"Really, but the current king is not you, but me, you have to try hard to please me."