From fist wishes to blade teeth, JOJO

"lizard" is the most expensive thing

In India, not only monitor lizards, cows, porcupines, etc., all need to learn to protect themselves.

Even fireflies are afraid to shine in India because they have to cover their ass and fly.

The water of the Ganges River is even more famous in the world!

So when he heard that the next route would cross India, Bobo's face turned green instantly, "I said, won't you get infected?"

"rest assured."

Er Qiao comforted: "After the route was decided, I specifically called Abdel, and he said that this is a good place with simple folk customs!"

Bobo: "Do you believe it?"

"Of course!"

Er Qiao: "Abdel promised me!"

First the train, then the cruise ship, this time the voyage was unexpectedly smooth, and arrived at the port of Kolkata in India without any twists and turns on the way.

"Here we are, everyone, let's disembark."

Er Qiao vigorously opened the hatch, jumped out of the boat with Bobo first, and then

Then it was overwhelmed by the raging crowd!

"My dear sir, give me some money."

First, a large group of black and skinny children surrounded them, begging for money with their small hands.

"Does the boss need someone to help you carry your luggage?"

Another group of young people rushed up, greeting Erqiao and Bobo with their hands.

"The antidote. Sell the antidote. After taking my antidote, you can enjoy Indian food without any acclimatization."

"Hotel. Does anyone need a hotel?"

“Inexpensive, great service!”

Leng Kong walked out of the cabin with Jotaro, and his eyelids twitched when he saw the hot scene below.

Rub, is this the demographic dividend?

terrible!

Immediately, one of the two exuded violent murderous intent, and the other put on an invincible stinking face to frighten the crowd, and then passed through the crowd at high speed.

After finally reaching the road, he didn't intend to wait for Erqiao and Bobo, so he took a taxi and went straight to the hotel he had booked.

"Damn it, I stepped on cow dung!"

"It's even worse for me. I don't even know when my wallet was stolen."

The two who arrived first sat in the hotel restaurant drinking iced drinks and eating steak for more than 20 minutes before hearing Erqiao and Bobo come in cursing.

"Hey, I'm finally free!"

Seeing Leng Kong and Jotaro sitting in the corner, Er Qiao took two quick steps, picked up the iced cola on the table and gulped it down.

"Hushutan!"

After finishing, he complained: "Damn Abdel, what did you say that India is a good place? The impact is too exciting, isn't it?"

"No, I have to go to the bathroom first!"

Bobo took a sip of Coke, shook his trash bag, and impatiently went to the toilet. During the period, the waiter thoughtfully handed him a small wooden stick.

"By the way, what is this thing for?"

Bobo sat on the squatting toilet, twirling his stick for some unknown reason,

The next moment, a strange feeling suddenly came from the ass

It's like being licked by something?

being licked?

What the hell?

Bobo's body instantly became hairy, and the whole person bounced up to a height of more than two meters in a sitting position.

Then he glanced down, and his eyes suddenly protruded!

"Pig head?"

A huge pig's head actually drilled out of the toilet?

Raising pigs under toilets?

This... What kind of perverted design is this?

Infinite loop?

Is pork in India still edible?

"vomit!"

Just thinking about it, Bobo felt strongly nauseated, pulled up his pants very quickly, and was about to settle the score with the waiter, but the waiter took the wooden stick normally, poked the pig's head with it, and the pig's head retracted again.

Then carefully mention Bobo, as long as the pig's head dares to come up, give it a stick, and then seize the time to facilitate it, as long as you get used to it, it's very simple!

"Fuck, I won't pull it anymore!""

Bobo looked at the dark hole under the toilet, as if he saw some horrible abyss, snorted angrily, and directly held back the half-drawn shit.

Leaving the toilet, washing hands in the sink, a human phantom suddenly appeared in the mirror.

"Appeared!"

"The substitute appeared!"

"The guy who can walk through the mirror and has both hands is right-handed appeared!"

After summoning the silver chariot to smash the mirror with one blow, he rushed back to the dining room, and Bobo glanced quickly,

"where?"

"Where's the bastard who killed my sister?"

Ok?

Leng Kong's ears moved slightly, his supernatural hearing was turned on, and all the sounds from hundreds of meters around were absorbed into his ears.

"Grand Master, can you find it?"

Knowing that the cold air perception is comparable to radar, Bobo looked at the cold air with hope.

"Ok?"

Leng Kong's nose twitched, and he said in disgust, "Why is your body so smelly?"

Uh.?

Bobo's face suddenly turned red, and he suddenly remembered that he was overly shocked, after being licked, he went to the waiter without even wiping it off?

"Don't pay attention to useless details, help me find someone first."

"too many people!"

Leng Kong shook his head, "The stand-in ninja is no different from a normal person when he doesn't use a stand-in, plus I haven't seen this person, and I don't know his breathing and heartbeat rate, so even if he is within my perception range, it is impossible to get him out of the way. It can be distinguished from the dense flow of people coming and going."

"Damn bastard!"

Bobo roared unwillingly!

Er Qiao comforted, "Don't worry, since he came to hunt us down, he will show up again sooner or later."

"No!"

Bobo looked firmly at Leng Kong and Er Qiao,

"Grand Master, Mr. Joseph, I must find this bastard and kill him with my own hands!"

"So in order not to affect your itinerary, I will act privately!"

"Don't worry, after killing him, I will catch up with you!"

Er Qiao was worried that Bobo would suffer a loss if he was alone.

"You don't know the detailed information of the other party, how can you find it?"

"From his intentional appearance to let you discover, it should be a tactic tailored to your character."

"The purpose is to lure you away from the team so that the attack can be completed!"

"If you do this, you have fallen into the trap!"

"so what?"

Bobo's murderous aura boiled over, "The bastard who killed my sister is nearby, waiting to be beaten passively is not my way of doing things!"

"As for the information?"

"Since that bastard is in the city, as long as he knows that both of his hands are right hands, that's enough!"

"You must know that I followed you not because of Dior, but to avenge my sister!"

"See you!"

Bobo mixed into the crowd with his trash bag. In order to find his enemy as soon as possible, he even temporarily forgot about the unfinished shit.

"Reckless and impulsive personality, too easy to be targeted!"

Seeing Bobo's leaving back, Er Qiao shook his head helplessly,

"It's okay, Xiao Bobo can survive my extreme training, how can he die so easily?"

Leng Kong is not worried.

There are many kinds of stand-ins, but the core of their ability is spiritual will. As long as the will is strong enough, they can fight back violently even in desperate situations.

"Let him go, the enemy is right in front of him, no one can persuade him now."

Jotaro nodded in agreement.

Outskirts,

A western cowboy took a girl and appeared at the end of the road on an elephant. When he saw a stream of light flashing past his vision, he put the girl down again and said affectionately, "Go back by yourself!"

"no, do not want!"

"My lord, marry me!"

"I am willing to serve the adults for the rest of my life!"

The girl was very affectionate and very reluctant.

"Don't be stupid!"

"You're only 16 years old!

The cowboy riding on the elephant looked down, his eyes covered by the cowboy hat flashed a sneer,

The girl looked forward, "In India, you can get married at the age of 16!"

"Listen, although I love you too!"

The cowboy looked down, and the sarcasm instantly turned into affection, "But I'm just a prodigal son, and I will die on the street one day sooner or later. You shouldn't have such thoughts from a famous family."

"You really love me?"

The girl's eyes burst into stars,

"Of course, I love you alone in the whole world!"

The cowboy nodded affirmatively, "But it is because I love you that I cannot bring you any danger. Go back, and when I finish my work, I will come back to see you from time to time."

"Good!"

The ignorant girl wept with joy,

"I'm leaving!"

The cowboy patted the elephant, and the corner of his mouth showed a sneer from an angle that the girl couldn't see, "Little Baihua is easy to deceive, haha."

After reaching the location where the streamer flashed, he jumped off the elephant and looked at the man half hidden in the shadow.