Is there something wrong with me confessing to myself?

Before I could complain about Shentiandi's words, or even react to these words, the store door was suddenly opened, and a jade figure smaller than Shentiandi was full of murderous intent. He walked into the door with a smile, and looked directly at the God Emperor.

"You just said, who wants to love you well?"

Chapter 44 Death is coming

Jade's airy lungs were about to explode.

Because I have already made an appointment with my brother today, and my brother will come tonight, so she and Qingmeng made the plan for the night perfectly.

First of all, she found an excuse to drive Chan Xi out, and she must not let Chan Xi appear in her brother's sight, otherwise, her brother's eyesight would be all focused on Chan Xi, and she would not keep any of it to herself.

Um?Why?

The Emerald God looked at the plump pair on the disciple's chest, which had never been seen before, even barely comparable to it, and gritted his teeth with envy and jealousy.

Not only is it big, but it is also perfectly shaped, almost like art.

The God of Jade can boast that the eldest disciple of Jade has the most beautiful breasts in the world - why didn't they grow on Jade?

If it grew on Jade, my brother would have regarded Jade as a woman, right?

In short, for the eldest disciple Ji Chanxi who can be said to have grown up with him, he must never let her appear in front of his brother, she is too dangerous.

Then, after making a plan with Qingmeng, Qingmeng also consciously found an excuse to go to the dungeon to fight monsters and upgrade.

Jade God happily waited for his brother's arrival at home alone.

Of course, she didn't forget to put on the apron chosen by Qingmeng.

Tonight, she will only wear this apron to cook for her brother, and she doesn't believe that her brother is not tempted.

The second disciple personally proved that Qing Meng had a nosebleed, and ran out directly.

However, before leaving, Qingmeng also reminded her, just wear this outfit in the kitchen and pretend to be seductive, don't really cook anything, just serve her prepared dishes directly from the emerald ring.

In this regard, after Qingmeng left, the Emerald God just smiled disdainfully.

The mere second disciple, how could he know the foresight of your master?

Without hesitation, the Emerald God took out the "Cooking Skills Learning Skills Book" that he was asking for a lot of money today, and took a direct shot.

The culinary skills, which were impossible to learn no matter what, were immediately learned, and the Emerald God obtained the skill "Cooking LV.1".

Do you think this is enough?

The skill points that had never been used to add points to his own skills were finally used on this day for the first time on Jade God himself, instead of being used to make skill books all the time.

More than 5000 skill points were invested in an instant, and "Cooking LV.1" immediately became "Cooking LV.55".

Jade God instantly turned into a master chef.

Although it is still far behind the professional chefs in Cradle Academy and Cradle Continent's major powers, as a housewife, she is definitely not qualified enough.

As long as there are suitable recipes and ingredients, it is not impossible for the current Emerald God to make dishes that can permanently increase the potential value.

And how well prepared was she?

menu?

Have.

The Emerald God went to the most popular but also the most expensive restaurant in the Cradle Academy - the Kitchen God's House opened by the Master Cooking God himself, and expressed his strong desire to buy a few cookbooks with a lot of money to the Master Cooking God.

In the end, the big money was useless, but the Emerald God took a favor and promised to help the Master Chef hunt for a certain ingredient in the future, and he got ten dreamy cookbooks that countless people dreamed of.

Ingredients?

Have.

The Emerald God went to the cooking guild to purchase a lot of money, and the members of the guild respectfully presented the ingredients with trepidation.

look?How well prepared are you?

The bath water was all boiled, and the Emerald God just waited for the elder brother to come, and said, "Brother, do you want to eat first? Or do you want to take a bath first? Or first! Eat! Emerald! Emerald! What about?"

——That's why Jade God's lungs are about to explode.

Waiting left and right, waiting up and down, the Emerald God waited for a long time but did not wait for his brother, so he couldn't help but worry about whether his brother was in some trouble, so he looked at it with his emerald eyes, wanting to see what happened to his brother. doing what?

In the end, you were actually stealing from me!sister!son! ?

Are you still talking about marriage? !

More importantly, that was a little girl who didn't look much older than Fei Cui.

What do you mean?I'm not interested in jade, but are you interested in this kind of jade?Where is the difference in emerald?

——Is it really the chest?

The Emerald God looked at Xuefa Lolita's chest viciously, and his heart was full of murderous intent towards that pair of fat.

That's right, although she is extremely petite, she looks like an eight or nine-year-old girl, but she does have breasts.

Although small, she does have it!of!

In contrast, the Jade God, who is exactly 1.1 meters tall, is of course a flat plate.

Is that thing that important? !

so important? !

That!what!Heavy!want!? ! !

After seeing the situation, the Emerald God who came to the scene with "one step to the end of the world" was not only annoyed but also wronged.

Emperor Shentian looked at the Emerald God with indifferent eyes, without saying a word.

Murong Feng swallowed slightly, and hid behind Ye tremblingly, carefully grasping Ye's clothes with both hands, as if hoping that Ye could help her shield from the storm that seemed to be coming.

And the night so longed for...

At this moment, he only has a feeling that the time of death is approaching.

One's death is mortal, and it may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai—but I will definitely be a laughing stock for thousands of years if I die under the jealousy of two immature loli girls?

Of course, before I become the laughing stock of thousands of years, there is one more thing I want to say.

"Jade, what's the matter with the outfit you're wearing? Did you go out wearing this?"

It's been a long time since I saw a snow-haired and snow-eyed loli standing on the street wearing a white cloth, and I felt it was a rare event in a thousand years, but now there is an even more outrageous black-haired and blue-eyed girl !

Apron on the street?Are you okay?

Shentiandi can at least take a look at it from the side, and get a glimpse of the scenery, and the rest is all up to his own imagination, but you can see everything from the back, right? !

Regardless of other things, I took off the top of my school uniform first, and when I came to Fei Cui, I surrounded her.

Due to the difference in body shape, my coat can be used as a one-piece dress for Jade.

It's a bit lenient, but let's make do with it for now.

But are all people like this now?Shouldn't this be a normal thing?Is it just me being too conservative?

I couldn't help falling into self-doubt.

Well, now is not the time to think about such things.

The important thing is, what should I do to survive?

Looking at Jade whose face was originally full of murderous intent eased a little, and then at Shentiandi who looked at her calmly and completely without fear of Jade, I took my expression seriously, stepped back, and turned around , grasped Senior Murong's hands, and said in a solemn tone:

"Senior Murong, I accidentally took your first kiss away just now, I'm really sorry, but I am willing to take responsibility, kill and cut as you please, so let's leave now, find a place where I can kill you!"

Chapter 45 Wouldn't it be nice to be like this earlier?

At this moment, senior sister Murong looked at me with murderous intent in her eyes and gritted her teeth.

However, she was clearly gnashing her teeth, but she was smiling: "Student, that was just an accident, how could senior sister blame you?"

"No, that wasn't an accident. In fact, the junior was impulsive and wanted to take advantage of you, senior sister Murong. Although all of this is due to the junior's liking you so much, it deserves to be punished."

"No, that's just a joke between you and your senior, how could your senior take it seriously?"

"You take me seriously!"

"Are you kidding? You can solve your own troubles by yourself. If you want to blame you, you can only blame yourself for being too attractive."

Hearing such words, I couldn't help gnashing my teeth and questioning her with my eyes, if you let me go before you let me go, wouldn't it be okay?

Senior sister Murong returned a provocative look, who told you to take my first kiss?deserve it.

It was you who insisted on holding me first and not letting me leave!

Obviously you were the one who wanted to push the trouble you caused to me first!

As a friend, what's wrong with taking a little trouble?I really misread you before.

Sorry, we broke up just now, please settle it yourself now.

Hehe, I don't want to solve it anymore, senior sister Murong, let's die for love together.

Beautiful thought, I'm putting my words here today, if you want to die, you die alone, don't pull me!I haven't lived enough yet, I still want to keep playing in my own music world.

Can't you help me?Anyway, as long as I can escape from the battlefield, then I must have the possibility of surviving!

What are you dreaming about?Do you think you can escape this situation?I think you'd better just give a left hug and a right hug!After all, this is the way to survive!

Hug left and right——! ?

I couldn't help but widen my eyes, looking in disbelief at Senior Murong's internal voice transmitted through her eyes.

Can this still be hugged left and right? !

It’s definitely not possible if someone else says it, but you, my junior… It’s not impossible at all!

Senior sister Murong conveyed confidence to me with her eyes.

You see, Emperor Shentian can accept even being a child, so maybe she can accept another younger sister!As for the Emerald God, looking at her expression, although she is angry, she is more of a grievance. You can try to offer your body to appease her.

I couldn't help but sneer, and then you called the police the next day and arrested me, right?

Junior brother, why do you think so?

Senior Sister Murong is full of surprise, think about it carefully that you are only thirteen this year, and the two of them are eighteen and twenty, and they are the ones who violated the law on the protection of minors, so what does it have to do with you?If this is reported to the police, the two of them will be kept in jail, okay?

——At this moment, I felt as if I was hit by a thunderbolt, and my head exploded with a bang, and I suddenly felt a feeling of seeing the moon through the clouds and mist, and I suddenly realized it.

yes!Don't be deceived by appearance!The only underage among the four present was me!

They are all of marriageable age, and I am the only one who is still at the age where I can even get judicial protection if I am seduced by an adult woman!

Don't care if I'm taking advantage, I'm indeed at the age to be protected by law!

Although the two of me together are almost 27, but the single me is thirteen!

Understand?Senior sister Murong nodded, and solemnly shook my hand.So, there is no need to worry about legal issues, just turn around and hug right and left!

Alright, I'm just - aiming, I was almost fooled by you.

I finally reacted on the edge of the cliff.

What a joke, if I obey them today, even if the law enforcement team doesn't arrest me, I will still move my head tomorrow—do you think Lafayette's knife is not sharp enough?

One more day to live is one day!Junior!Wouldn't it be nice to have a taste of legal loli before you die?

To die sooner or later is to die, why do I have to bear the name of a pervert to die?

What does the name after death have to do with you?

"Who said that the name after death has nothing to do with me? Even if the body dies, my spirit will continue to live!"

"Is the obsession so big? Isn't it good to reincarnate directly? Do you have to be a wandering ghost?"

I didn't bother to say more to Senior Murong, I turned around and looked at Fei Cui and Shen Tiandi who were still looking at each other.

They didn't even look at the communication between me and senior sister Murong.

Just looking at each other.

We don't understand the boss's mind.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, and then I introduced them to each other: "Jade, she is God Emperor Shentian, who is one of the Three Holy Sons of Ten Thousand Heavens and Worlds with you. I met her by accident before, and it was considered meddling. I didn't expect her to be the same Three Holy Sons as you. Shentian Emperor, she is my master, and she is the Emerald God you want to challenge. You have seen her now, but whether you can let her accept the challenge is up to you."

At this moment, the joke is over, and I can only tell the truth and tell both parties the matter truthfully, so as to seek a way out.