Siheyuan: I am Liu Guangqi

"What are you preparing, my lord, please tell me not to be confused, and you can see for yourself what their old Jia's house is called. A table of banquets is only five yuan, what do you want me to do? I can't even buy all the vegetables. If it is really according to the standard you said, I will have to pay for it."

As soon as Sha Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's words, he threw the things in his hand on the table.

"Five yuan? How is it possible? I discussed with Dongxu that it is 12 yuan per table. Sixty yuan for five tables."

Yi Zhonghai was taken aback when he heard this.

"Then I don't know. Anyway, Aunt Zhang gave me 25. If you have any questions, you can ask her yourself. Anyway, I can cook as many dishes as I have. I don't care if I have enough food or not." .”

Silly Zhu waved his hands, threw the things on the stove, and walked into the house. He went shopping early in the morning, and he was full of stomach. Jia Dongxu got married and he was as tired as a dog. Why?It's better to sleep than to have this kung fu.

"This Jia Zhang family really doesn't know the seriousness."

After listening to Sha Zhu's words, Yi Zhonghai immediately understood what was going on, good guy, I contributed both money and effort to your son, and you don't care about anything as a mother, yet you dare to embezzle even a dollar or two. Forget it, you are actually greedy for more than half, what is five yuan for a table banquet, what are you going to do, are you going to treat your guests to a vegetarian meal?

Then these neighbors have to poke their backs off when they turn around.Thinking of Yi Zhonghai's forehead, the hot blood rushed straight to his head, and he walked towards Jia Dongxu's house. He insisted on asking this Jia Zhang family what he wanted to do.

"Jia Zhang..."

Because of his anger, Yi Zhonghai pushed the door and walked in without knocking, but happened to bump into Mrs. Jia Zhang changing clothes.

Looking at Jia Zhang's white pork belly, Yi Zhonghai froze in place. Although this body was a bit fat, she was someone else's wife anyway, and Jia Zhang didn't do any heavy work on weekdays. The skin care is not bad, Yi Zhonghai looked at it twice, and then was caught by Jia Zhang.

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"What do you look at? You are old and unscrupulous. No matter how old you are, you are not afraid of the eye of a needle, and you don't know how to knock when you enter the door."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's straight eyes, Jia Zhang hurriedly put his clothes on himself, picked up a ball of thread and threw it at Yi Zhonghai.

"Hey, I'm sorry, old sister-in-law. I really didn't know you were changing clothes. Why didn't you lock the door when you changed clothes."

"Who knows that you don't knock on the door, besides, what kind of door do I lock when I change clothes in my own room?"

After being hit by Jia Zhang, Yi Zhonghai came back to his senses, turned around and wanted to run out, but stopped when he thought of the more than 30 yuan embezzled by Jia Zhang.

"You are an old and unscrupulous old man, dare to take advantage of me. Fortunately, you are still the uncle of the courtyard."

Taking advantage of Yi Zhonghai's turning around, Jia Zhang changed into the new clothes Jia Dongxu had prepared for her, and then rushed towards Yi Zhonghai, scratching Yi Zhonghai's face with ten carrot-like fingers.

"What are you doing, I said I didn't mean it."

In the face of Jia Zhang's attack, Yi Zhonghai directly covered his face and fled in this small bedroom. It's not that Yi Zhonghai didn't want to go out, but once he went out, the matter would definitely be revealed, and the people in the courtyard might not be able to identify by then. How to arrange him.So he can only settle this matter in this room.

"You still dare to touch me. I will fight with you, you old and unscrupulous"

In a panic, Yi Zhonghai may have accidentally placed a hand on Jia Zhang's chest.Seeing Yi Zhonghai's Lushan Claw, Jia Zhang immediately became ashamed and angry, and slapped Yi Zhonghai's face with a slap.

Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that he would press on Jia Zhang's chest with a casual push, and was about to explain something, but Jia Zhang's slap firmly slapped Yi Zhonghai's face.

"You dare to hit me."

It is said that a good man does not fight with a woman, but there is a limit to patience. Yi Zhonghai is also a man after all, and he is not bad for the Jia family. , and even offended Liu Guangqi, who had always had a good relationship with him, for this, but in the end, Jia Zhang was slapped because of this trivial matter.

In desperation, Yi Zhonghai directly pressed Jia Zhangshi on his lap, just like Liu Guangqi had taught Qin Huairu when he spanked Jia Zhangshi, completely forgetting that he was not a big mother on his lap, but It's someone else's daughter-in-law.

Being humiliated by Yi Zhonghai so much, Jia Zhang would naturally not let it go. With a kick on the ground, Yi Zhonghai was pushed onto the kang, and then he rode on Yi Zhonghai's stomach and began to fight, regardless of whether a man or a woman would kiss or not.

It stands to reason that the people in the courtyard would have heard such a big fight between the two, but it was a coincidence that there were only three families living in the middle courtyard, and Jia Dongxu went to pick up his relatives. After going, Silly Zhu went home to sleep in anger, and He Yushui didn't know where to go to play.What's even more coincidental is that no one passed by the middle court for such a long time, which led to the two fighting for such a long time, but none of them came to persuade the fight.

Faced with Jia Zhang's attack, it was naturally impossible for Yi Zhonghai to let Jia Zhang ride on him, and just turn over and put Jia Zhang under him.

....

It was hot summer at this time, and the temperature of old BJ in July could reach more than 40 degrees. Although it was morning, the temperature was not too low. Both of them were only wearing a thin layer of unlined clothing.Rolling around like this, it is inevitable that the bodies will touch, especially the sensitive parts of the two are basically stuck together.After rolling back and forth for a few laps like this, both of them became very hot.

Driven by evil thoughts, Jia Zhang's hideous big face became pleasing to Yi Zhonghai's eyes, and a big hand couldn't help getting under Jia Zhang's clothes.

"what"

It is said that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. Jia Zhang, who has been in the frost for several years, yelled out directly. Hearing this cry, the heat in Yi Zhonghai's body was ignited like a firecracker. Roughly tore off the new clothes Jia Zhang had just put on.

[It has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old version of the book chasing artifact, and the old bookworms are using it to change the source, huann.]

After more than ten minutes, the two ended the improper relationship between men and women. After getting dressed, the two sat on the edge of the kang without saying a word.

"Let's pretend that this incident never happened, and we are not too young, if we let others know."

Thinking back on what happened just now, Yi Zhonghai wished he could slap himself twice, why couldn't he hold back, he would be eaten to death by Jia Zhang in the future.Before the words fell, Mrs. Jia Zhang shouted.

"Why, do you want to eat it all and refuse to admit it, Yi Zhonghai, let me tell you that this matter will never end."

Jia Zhang stared at Yi Zhonghai.Hearing Jia Zhang's words, Yi Zhonghai's heart turned cold, as expected, Jia Zhang was still entangled.In fact, what Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that Jia Zhang was also afraid, afraid that Yi Zhonghai would threaten her with this matter, but Yi Zhonghai showed timidity when he opened his mouth, which made her grab the handle instead.

"It's not over, you can't stop thinking about it. If you have the ability, let's go out and explain this matter right now, so that everyone can listen. Even if the police finally arrest me, I will admit it."

Thinking of Jia Zhang's insatiable greed, Yi Zhonghai felt that he could not just be manipulated by the other party, otherwise he would not be able to live this day, so he dragged Jia Zhang and walked outside.

"Don't, don't, Lao Yi, if you have something to say, talk it out. If you have something to say, talk it out."

Jia Zhang, who originally wanted to blackmail Yi Zhonghai, was taken aback by Yi Zhonghai's posture, and sat on the ground directly with a heavy pendant.

"Now that I know I have something to say, what did I do just now?"

Seeing Jia Zhang's appearance, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, let go of Jia Zhang with a cold snort, then sat down on the edge of the kang and said.

"Since everything has happened, it's useless to say anything else. Tell me how to solve this problem."

Yi Zhonghai knew that it would be impossible not to give Jia Zhang any benefit from this matter, and he would definitely not want to give Jia Zhang any benefit.

"200 yuan, if you give me 200 yuan, forget it."

Jia Zhang thought for a while, and a lion came directly to open his mouth.

"200 yuan, you are crazy about money. Whether you are inlaid with gold or silver, I will give you fifty at most."

Yi Zhonghai jumped off the kang when he heard the words.

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"Fifty, who are you messing with, 200 yuan can't be less than a penny. If there is less, I will sue you."

"You tell me, I'll wait for you, as long as you're not afraid of people pointing at your spine and calling you a broken shoe, then go ahead, if you make such a scandal on your happy day, I'll see if Dongxu can hold his head up in this courtyard in the future."

When Yi Zhonghai heard that Mrs. Jia Zhang wanted to sue him, he panicked, but his words were still very tough.

"You, good you Yi Zhonghai, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's attitude, Jia Zhang's angry face trembled.

"Success, fifty is fifty"

After thinking about Jia Zhang's condition for agreeing to Yi Zhonghai, and agreeing that no one would mention this matter again, Yi Zhonghai took out 50 yuan.

"wrong,"

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to hand over the money to Mrs. Jia Zhang, he suddenly remembered his purpose and took the money back.

"What do you mean, Yi Zhonghai?"

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's actions, Jia Zhang's expression changed and he looked at Yi Zhonghai gloomyly.

"Let me ask you, Dongxu obviously gave you 60 yuan for the banquet, why did you give Shazhu 25, what about 35?"

"What 35, Dongxu gave me 25."

When Jia Zhang heard this, his eyes suddenly became flustered.

"Stop pretending here, I saw it when Dongxu gave you the money last night. Where is the money?"

"What's wrong with 25, a group of poor ghosts would be good if they gave them five yuan. They don't deserve to eat twelve."

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai exposed himself, Jia Zhang stopped pretending.

"You, you Hutu."

Looking at Jia Zhang's hideous face, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"I'm in the lake, and marrying a daughter-in-law has wiped out all the money in my family. If I don't worry about it, can I still live in this day? She is a rural girl who has lived in the city for a few days, and she really thinks of herself as a city person. She has a bicycle and a sewing machine. Why doesn't she want a car?"

As he talked, Jia Zhang pointed the finger at Qin Huiru who hadn't passed the door yet.

"What's wrong with the rural girl, her life in Guangqi's house is not ten times better than yours, if she wants to be Guangqi tomorrow, she can arrange a working account for her.

You have only lived in the city for a few days, and you still look down on him. If he can look down on Dongxu, you should quickly burn incense.No wonder Guangqi doesn't agree to this marriage. If I were Guangqi, I would attack you, mother-in-law. "

After saying this, Yi Zhonghai threw 15 yuan on Jia Zhang, and then walked out.

After coming out of Jia's house, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, looked around to make sure there was no one there, and then walked towards Shazhu's house. Seeing Shazhu sleeping with his head covered, Yi Zhonghai woke him up directly, and then handed over the 35 yuan to Shazhu.

"Master, I really can't do this job, you'd better find someone else."

"Zhuzi, what are you doing? It's already this time, where do you want me to find someone?"

"You can find whomever you like, but I won't do it anyway."

Silly Zhu put the money on the table, then pulled the slip over his head.

....

Looking at the idiotic Zhu, Yi Zhonghai scolded Jia Zhang a hundred times in his heart, what is a pig teammate, this is a pig teammate.

"Zhuzi, don't make trouble. I know you are not happy that Dongxu married Huiru, but marriage is a matter of your affection and I am willing. Huiru and his brother-in-law will marry Dongxu. Do you think you have a chance? As the old saying goes, you are a hothead for shaving your head.

Think about it, isn't she just a woman, there is no grass in the end of the world, so, if you cook this meal today, I will show you how about your partner tomorrow, how about Tan Jingjing from the second workshop, she looks no worse than Qin Huiru at all, and is even taller. "

"real!?"

As soon as he heard that Yi Zhonghai was going to introduce himself to someone, Sha Zhu got excited immediately and sat up directly from the bed.

"When did your uncle tell a lie? I and Tan Jingjing's masters are brothers. Guaranteed,"

"No need to promise, I trust you. Grandpa, I'll go shopping right now."

Thinking of Tan Jingjing's porcelain doll-like cheeks, Shazhu immediately felt his whole body full of energy. He grabbed the 35 yuan by the bed and walked towards the vegetable market.

"Hey, isn't this a silly pillar? Why are you going, I'm so happy to eat bee poo."

As soon as he walked out of the courtyard, Shazhu ran into Xu Damao who had just returned from a movie in the countryside.Xu Damao said looking at the happy look of Silly Zhu.

"Well, are you in control, grandson?"

Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao and said.

"Don't tell me, I know it too. Isn't it just to buy vegetables for Jia Dongxu and make banquets? I didn't say you are stupid, you are cheap, your sweetheart has been shot, and you are still happy to cook for your rival. I definitely won't do it."

Xu Damao looked at the ticket in Sha Zhu's hand, and then thought of Jia Dongxu getting married today, and immediately understood what Sha Zhu was going to do.

"Who are you calling cheap? Tell me one more thing. Believe it or not, I'll beat you."

Saying that, silly Zhu gave Xu Damao a flirtatious kick.

"You fucking are serious. Silly Zhu"

Xu Damao didn't expect Sha Zhu to kick as soon as he said so. When he saw Sha Zhu lift his leg, it was too late to hide, so he could only take Sha Zhu's kick firmly, and then his whole body turned into a bow-backed prawn, and the pain broke out in cold sweat instantly.

"Of course it's true, it's so boring to be fake."

Seeing Xu Damao's jumping feet, Silly Zhu bared two rows of big white teeth in joy.

"Okay, silly Zhu, just wait for me, if I don't kill you, I won't be Xu Damao."

Xu Damao looked at the silly Zhu gloating at his misfortune, and directly spoke harshly.

"You want to kill me, don't you? I think you haven't suffered enough."

Saying that, Silly Zhu raised his foot again, ready to kick Xu Damao again.

"Okay, silly Zhu, stop teasing him and her, go shopping for groceries, it will be too late."

Seeing Sha Zhu's movements, Xu Damao hurriedly hid aside, but Sha Zhu didn't offend him, he ran after him with a brisk pace, and when Sha Zhu was teasing Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai came out.

"Come on, I'm going now. Don't forget to promise me."

Silly Zhu heard the words and looked at the sun, and found that it was indeed getting late, so he yelled at Yi Zhonghai, and ran towards the vegetable market at a trot.

"Master, what did you promise Shazhu, this guy is so active."

After Silly Zhu left, Xu Damao bent over and rubbed his thighs to come to Yi Zhonghai and inquired about the information.

"Want to know."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Xu Damao.

"That's for sure."

Xu Damao said with a smile on his face.