Teresa won't starve

Teresa will not starve to death Author: Tian Naixin

Introduction:

This article is a serious deception at the beginning, and the introduction is also deceiving.Please watch with caution.

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It was a person with pink hair, wearing a black police uniform, a short skirt, white stockings, and Shokomachi from the Taisho period. He looked about eleven or twelve years old.

However, although the girl is small, she has the best swordsmanship.

It separates the other side of the eternal world with a sword. Since then, the eternal world returns to the human world, and the other side returns to the three paths, and everything beyond the ordinary is silent.

But the girl with the title of "Pluto" and the ghosts who disturbed the order of the world later became legends and myths passed on by word of mouth.

Then......

The girl woke up, but she was woken up by her master.

Her master is also small, but unlike the girl in the dream, the master is a foreigner with silver hair and blue eyes.But he also has incredible abilities, otherwise how could he become her master?

"Master, master, I just had a dream."

The girl told the master about the girl in the dream, but the master told her:

"It was me you dreamed about."

"But master...you are white hair!"

"It seems that you are very good at observing, and you discovered this incident."

001 "Why Did the Earth Blow Up?" (Trial)

In the haze, I don't know what year it is. (no lyrics allowed)

ahem...

When recovering from half-dream and half-awake, the protagonist finds himself in a space with only dark tones and some unknown light sources, which looks like a certain lobby.

There are three walls around it, and the only place that is not a wall is a suspended light curtain.It's just that it looks bright, but it's actually not dazzling, and it can't even illuminate the surrounding environment.

The protagonist, who didn't know what to do for the time being, could only walk to the front of the light curtain in the dark—and almost fell halfway, obviously it was on flat ground.

I stretched out my right index finger and clicked on the front light curtain, which felt a bit like the canopy of a jellyfish.

The light curtain seems to be a kind of sensing device, which changes immediately after being touched by the protagonist, from the original single blue and white to a color picture rendered with blue light.

The screen is divided into two parts.

The one on the left is a row of character information, roughly——

Name: Untitled (please enter by handwriting or keyboard)

Gender: Female

Age: None (not born)

Level: 1 (0/60)

Health: None

Trauma: nonexistent

SP: no

Occupation: please be a human

Physical ability: Temporarily unlimited

hunger: no stomach

strength:?

agile:?

Durability: temporarily unlimited

Wisdom: None

Spirit: 1

Charisma: 12

In fact, there are more in the back, but it's too long to be patient.

The right side of the data is a vertical drawing of a 3D (or LIVE2D) character, with a silver-white single ponytail, blue eyes, a cute face that most people will like, a petite body, and a blue-white-black trio that looks a little different evening dresses.

If you add a translucent blue-black hanging cross on the back.

There is no doubt that the protagonist used to be, no, not long ago, and was still in the game called "Honkai 3rd", which is called a mobile phone and actually requires an emulator to play. Hanging on the main interface as a kanban girl...

"I remember it's called... Twilight Knight·Yue...Which one is Huang/Ai?"

Since unlocking this character, the protagonist hasn't played much. He is really a poor man with no equipment and no stigmata. Playing this character is too tiring.

It can basically be said that it is useless except to look good. (except for the boss)

At this time-

A mechanized female voice with an electronic voice suddenly sounded: "The privileged player has successfully created a character, and will enter the game world after the countdown is over, please get ready."

"Who is talking?" The protagonist was startled by the sudden voice, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was startled again by his own voice: "Wait! My voice... sounds a bit like a Japanese Your aunt!?" (Here, you can just make up your own imagination, don't follow mine)

No matter what the protagonist thinks, the light curtain in front of him becomes a disk, with a countdown digital timer in the middle.

"ten."

"who are you?"

"Nine."

"I'm asking you something! Answer me!"

"Eight."

"Hey!"

The electronic female voice was silent for a moment, and then continued to 'count down': "The countdown is over, I wish you a pleasant journey."

"...Have you eaten the first seven numbers!?"

Looking at the countdown that suddenly changed to '0', the protagonist even had time to complain; he found that the surrounding darkness was instantly dispelled, and replaced with a warm indoor bright yellow, which looked like a high-end dormitory. living room.

The original position of the light curtain became a straight and spacious corridor, and at the end of the corridor was a...'wise' silver-haired nun standing with her back to her.

"that is--"

The protagonist, who was somewhat confused by a series of accidents, decisively gave up thinking, and came behind the nun who was a little different from the short one in memory, but looked a little 'tall' at this time.

The silver-haired nun, who happened to be holding a letter, also turned around at this time, with her arms folded on her chest, with an expression of 'I'm very disappointed': "I came here wearing this kind of clothes on the first day of work, I brought you Worst captain ever."

"...Ah, it's the familiar face and voice of my aunt."

"Hey, are you listening to me?" The silver-haired nun jumped down from the steps angrily, causing the protagonist to look up instead of looking up...Why does it still feel inexplicably high?Shouldn't it be overlooking?

Then, under the gaze of the protagonist, the silver-haired nun stretched out her free right hand (the left hand held the letter) and knocked on the protagonist's head.

-999999 (headshot)

"ah!"

Even though it was such a small and white fist, it was inexplicably painful to hit someone, and even the protagonist couldn't help shouting: "What are you doing, shorty!"

"Huh?" The height is an eternal pain for the silver-haired nun, so she exposed the protagonist's 'shortness' without hesitation: "Who are you calling short? My lady clone!"

"Little Miss?"

The protagonist looked at the silver-haired nun in a daze, then lowered his head in panic.

The first thing I saw was Yimapingchuan, but he was wearing a white sleeveless pajamas with lace patterns, and two slender little 'white radishes' were exposed outside.

It is paired with a pair of lantern shorts, which also start from the middle of the thigh, exposing the two slender legs.

I hadn't felt it before, but it wasn't until the cold came from the soles of my feet that I realized that I was barefoot.

"This kind of physique is like a little loli..."

The protagonist stopped thinking at that moment, obviously he was still thinking about 'Why didn't he see the hair, could it be a bald head', but his body froze there without any reaction at all.

Until being forcibly awakened by the silver-haired nun with the 'Lion's Roar Technique': "Don't be in a daze!! There is still a lot of work to do, no time for you to waste!!"

"...Why are you yelling so loudly?"

The protagonist rubbed his ears that were tingling with tinnitus and complained dissatisfiedly.

"Is it better now?"

However, the words of the silver-haired nun——

The protagonist was stunned for a moment: "Did you just...?"

The silver-haired nun just had an expression of 'coming here', patted the protagonist on the shoulder and said, "Even if you never grow taller, I will still be by your side."

"That's not the case at all!"

"By the way, this letter is for you. It should contain everything about what happened to you."

After handing the letter to the protagonist, the silver-haired nun went back to 'work'. As for what she was doing, the protagonist didn't understand after reading it for a long time.

The 'she' who had nothing to do could only tear apart the faith and pulled out the thin letter paper inside.

The first sentence above is:

"Are you happy? I made you your favorite kanban girl! Now you can see it every day, anytime! Just prepare a mirror!"

"..."

Forced myself not to choose between 'smashing it' and 'burning it', I took a few deep breaths before reading it.

(The following is a one-person dialogue, not a dialogue)

"Actually, there's nothing I can do about it."

"I won't talk about the specific nonsense. In short, when I 'accidentally' passed by the earth, I blew up the 'Mr. Earth'. So there is no way, I can only transfer the friends on the earth to the game-like world created by myself, and continue to live their original life, or the different life they desire to exist."

"Friends on earth are all time-traveling, only you have become the character you like! Are you happy?" ("Who paid for this funny beep?")

"As I said, there is actually no way to do this! Whoever made you the last one to be transferred, just at that time the earth exploded, and your body was also destroyed at that time, I can only re- I made a body for you."

"Of course, there was an accident in the middle of this—I forgot what you were like before, after all, there are billions of people on the earth, how can I remember—but the game on your phone has been retained, I refer to I looked at the settings inside...Actually, I am lazy, and basically installed it on you without much modification."

"So as a privileged player, that is, the GM of the different world I hand-picked, you will definitely be the strongest among all players—even if you never go to fight monsters to upgrade, it doesn't matter if you only think about fishing all day long."

"However, touching fish, pigeons, etc., is too unrealistic. Considering that you may not be interested in other worlds - you only have this game installed on your mobile phone, which can explain the problem."

"So I was in your room and created a single-player dungeon world "Honkai Chronicles". This is a different world of Honkai that only you can enter. You can grow, become stronger, and meet new people there. partners, and bring them back."

"Just like the principal in front of you... oh, in order to prevent you from being unable to adapt to the new environment, this kanban girl is a special gift, and there will be no such benefits in the future. What do you want? Work hard on your own."

"Well, let's stop here. Although there is still a lot to say, there is not enough paper."

"The final payment—"

——The only god of 'I know you are shouting in your heart to kill the whole family'.

"Damn the whole family to death."

The protagonist threw the letter paper ball (action, Northeast dialect) casually, and happened to hit the silver-haired nun who came over... on the head of the headmaster, and the forehead of the headmaster suddenly bulged# Graphical symbol: "I said, you should at least respect the fruits of my labor!"

At some point, this room has been cleaned by the head of the school, and it is shining brightly.

002 "You are embarrassing me, Teresa"

In the end, the protagonist was not beaten, but was assigned to clean the room.The principal sat behind the only desk, drinking his own special bitter gourd juice comfortably.

When the protagonist was almost done, the principal called her over.

"What are your plans for the future?"

The protagonist thought for a while and replied, "I don't know."