Teresa won't starve

Although the Kaslan family is indeed regarded as a single-minded idiot by most people, it does not mean that the Kaslan family's brains are not easy to use, but they always use some strange things that ordinary people can't think of.

For example, a certain Siegfried always thinks of all kinds of unpredictable ways to touch the Valkyrie's butt...

......

The tutoring class here is going on smoothly, but the aunt on the other side received a strange call.

"What? Destiny is going to visit St. Freya soon?"

St. Freya said that she belonged to the Church of Destiny, but in fact it was almost like a free-range non-related organization.

Ever since my aunt established St. Freya in the Far East, her cold-blooded grandfather who made her unwilling to even meet him, perhaps because of this kind of indebtedness, has never come to St. Freya. visited her.

Not even a single person was sent.

So much so that my aunt thought that he had forgotten herself, and even felt disheartened for a while.

But did not expect.

This is now the adjutant of the 'Immortal Blade', and also the only three S-rank Valkyries in the Church of Destiny... No, maybe there will be four in the near future.

However, in order to be more convenient in many things, apart from being an insider who knows the details, otherwise her public identity is only an A-level Valkyrie.

Of course, there is also——

"Doesn't Lord Teresa want Rita to come and see you? Obviously when Rita was young, whenever Rita was a little unhappy, Lord Teresa would play all kinds of tricks to make Rita happy. Ugly looking."

"You said it was a child. We are all adults, can we be more mature."

That's right.

In a way, Rita can be said to have been watched by her growing up.So I got very close to her.

Just the way it's close...

How to describe it?

If possible, my aunt would rather not!

"Where is Rita immature? Is the breasts not big enough or the legs not long enough? Or the ass is not round enough?"

"You are driving!"

"In comparison, Lady Teresa still looks like a child, obviously already forty..."

"stop!!!"

Although I know how old I am, it is too strange for others to say it.

The aunt hurriedly stopped her from continuing to talk, resisted the urge to hang up the phone call, and continued to communicate with the other end of the phone: "Let's talk about business. Why did Grandpa send you here?" What's up?"

"Can't Rita come here on her own?"

"Hehe, do you think I believe it or not?"

"..."

Rita on the opposite side had to admit it.

Even if he also inherited Kaslana's bloodline, he is also a muscle.But if you want to use this to fool her, it's a bit too sorry for the name of the S-rank Valkyrie candidate.

"Master Teresa is right, the bishop sent Rita over; apart from looking at the child's situation, there is mainly one person to investigate."

"Speaking of other people's children, aren't you only in your 20s? At most, you can only be regarded as an older sister!"

"This is a self-proclaimed elder, please don't criticize such a strange place."

The tone on the other side was a bit helpless, I didn't expect to be molested, is this retribution?

"All right......"

After continuing to communicate with the other party, and arranged various matters, I said goodbye like an old friend and put down the phone.

But if someone came in to look at it, they would find that the expression on Auntie's face was far from as calm as her tone showed.

"Investigate? Who to investigate? Is there anyone in St. Freya worthy of investigation?"

1029 "Philosophy of Man"

After two days of make-up lessons, Qiyana's understanding of Honkai has changed from knowing nothing to a level that barely breaks through common sense.

This is still sacrificing almost all of her spare time. Every day is basically a 'shift' flow of waking up, going to class, eating, going to class, and sleeping. Otherwise, it would be a dream to let her pass the exam.

Even Ji Zi didn't expect that she could be so 'biased' to this extent.

"Now I doubt whether I want to remake you. The idiot tradition of the Kaslana family has been perfectly interpreted by you."

"..."

"?"

Logically speaking, after Jizi finished scolding her for being a fool, Kiyana's character would definitely refute.As a result, after waiting for a long time but did not hear a reply, he turned around and looked at the look with a haggard face, as if he hadn't woken up: "Qi Ya Na!! You didn't sleep last night, you played all night Is it electric?"

"...Huh? What? No! I, should, go to bed on time?"

Qiyana held her forehead in a trance, and didn't quite remember what happened before and after going to bed last night. She just felt that she had been in a daze since getting up this morning: "It's just..."

"I don't want to listen to your explanation! Cheer me up! As you are now, you probably won't be able to pass today's round! I don't think you will want to go back to school with the junior girls one more time?"

"...Actually, that's pretty good..."

"What are you talking about? I can't hear you! Louder!!!"

"Yes!! Follow Aunt Himeko's orders!!"

"It's not auntie!!! It's old, sir!!!"

"Yes, Senior Ji Zi!!"

Snapped--

"Ouch!"

Ji Zi used an origami fan that she got from nowhere, and pointed at the back of Qiyana's head: "If you have the ability, repeat it again!"

"I know I was wrong! Sir!"

After being taught a lesson.

Qiyana, who was still a little drowsy at first, became much more sober now, and no longer recalled what she had forgotten in her mind.Instead, he took what he still remembered and walked into the examination room in an orderly manner under Ji Zi's arrangement.

......

"Thanks a lot."

They were clearly spotted early in the morning, but it wasn't until after Qiyana left that the aunt stood next to Ji Zi and said with a smile and comfort: "There is such a student."

"Actually, her mind is quite good, but she is not doing well... I don't know who I learned this from?"

"Maybe she was like that."

"impossible."

Ji Zi shook her head, denying this point of view: "A child is like a piece of white paper, anyone can scribble on it, except for herself—just like you can't draw any shape on white paper with a white pen."

So it must be the person who has the deepest influence around her to make her become like this.Because the child's first way of learning is to imitate a certain person.

This is why there is a saying that 'like father, like daughter'.

Because children are replicas of their parents, even if they are of different genders...

"lets change a topic."

In fact, when he got here, Ji Zi also discovered a problem.

That is, Qiyana doesn't seem to be particularly like her father, although she is just as lecherous... Ah no, she has a good tongue; but the male Valkyrie with the same name as the great hero in "Song of the Nibelungen" is at least outstanding in terms of learning and fighting.

It's not like Qiyana, who gave her a make-up lesson, but the two of them suffered together.

"Principal, why did you appear here? Logically speaking, shouldn't you stand on the stage and prepare your speech?"

"Why do you think I'm here?"

"I don't guess! I don't want to talk about it!"

"..."

Ji Zi's non-cooperation made the manuscript that the aunt had already typed up suffocated in her stomach and couldn't vomit it out.

Sure enough, facing people who are too familiar, sometimes it is difficult to communicate well?

"Okay, I'll just tell you."

In line with the concept of keeping her mouth shut, the aunt did not continue to hold back her words, and simply said: "The main reason is that there is still some time before the exam starts. I am not... You have to understand! The essence of human beings is pigeons!"

"When did the essence of human become a pigeon? Isn't it a repeater?"

"Then—Pigeon repeater?"

"..."

1030 "Jelly Bean Man has something to say"

It may be that the blood of a certain lady is also flowing in the blood vessels, and the similarity in appearance is as high as 90%, which leads to the fact that the aunt who is usually very mature and stable can't help but get angry at certain times.

But after all, he is an adult, so he only makes such innocuous jokes occasionally, and he still has to maintain a dignified demeanor at critical moments.

Just like now-

"Cough cough."

He coughed twice and tried the microphone. At the same time, he made everyone present focus on him, and instantly quieted down the otherwise noisy scene.

The aunt standing on the high platform first looked down. There are hundreds of reserve Valkyries in all grades...not counting the elementary school students.

With her eyesight, she easily found Qiyana, Mei and Bronya, as well as Fu Hua and others scattered in the crowd.After nodding to their tails, whether they noticed it or not, he went on to say:

"This actual combat test will adopt a single-round competition system. The Valkyrie will be divided into two groups by drawing lots. Winning or losing is not the only criterion for judging. The examiner will judge whether the Valkyrie is qualified based on their actual performance."

"are you ready?"

The aunt paused deliberately, mainly to see the reactions of these students.But except for a few thorns, everyone was quite quiet, and the aunt nodded in satisfaction: "Then the exam begins now!"

of course.

Next, the first thing to do is to draw lots to decide who is in the same group as whom—opponent!

This made me lucky to draw Mei, but when it turned out that the opponent was not a teammate, but an enemy that Kiyana had to defeat, I wanted to go to the principal's office to find her aunt (ただいま?) to argue.

But before he left the examination room, Mei stopped him in time.

"Okay, Kiyana stop making trouble."

Meijiang almost walked out of the examination room, and was announced by the examiner to abstain from the exam, and pulled back Kiana. She couldn't help but sigh at her irrational behavior, but she couldn't bear to teach her a lesson because of this, so she had to repeat the exam rules to her:

"Have you forgotten what the headmaster said just now? Winning or losing is not the only criterion, the key is to see how you perform in the battle. If we perform well enough, even if there is no winner in this match, the possibility of both of us advancing is very high."

"But in case..."

"What's more, this is a round-robin match, not a knockout match. It means that even if one person loses this battle, as long as they win the next match, they can still pass the exam."

Speaking of this, Mei asked her in an inexplicable tone: "Or, Kiyana, do you think I will lose to you? Impossible, I will never let go! If you have the ability, you can defeat me head-on." Already!"

"Well, Mei, you are right, I was too impulsive."

Listening to Mei's seemingly serious but gentle words, Kiyana also slowly suppressed her restless heart; this also allowed Mei to finally let go of her hand, and walked to a suitable distance under the examiner's eyes.

With his back to Kiyana, he said, "If I'm ready, I'm coming."

"Hmm... wait a minute!"

Qiyana seemed to have just realized it. Now that the other examination rooms had already started fighting, she stopped the competition again: "Well, Mei, are you really going to let the water go?"

"That's cheating, Kiyana! No one will let you down on the battlefield!"

Shaking her head and sighing, Mei held the practice knife that had not been sharpened.The moment the examiner's whistle blew, he rushed towards Qiyana who was not ready yet, trying to catch her off guard: "Qiana, if you can't even pass my level...then it's still It's good to keep the grade!"

——Rather than being wounded on the battlefield, I'd rather you never become a Valkyrie.

"I'm not ready yet..."

Before she could finish her sentence, Mei's blade rushed in front of her.

Kiyana had no choice but to sideways dodge the straightforward thrust, then pulled out a practice pistol with hollow rubber bullets (with paint inside), pointed at Mei's body which was larger and less likely to be dodged, and pulled the trigger: "Eat my jelly bean critical strike!"