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Chapter 26 My Big Brother I Understand!

"Brother, what kind of baby is that?"

While chopping firewood, the eldest baby spoke to Shen Lian.

Facts have proved that in the book world, Doraemon's props are stronger than spells.

The super gloves can even pinch a big baby who keeps begging for mercy.

"This is the magic weapon of the temple that my master gave me before he died. He said that he let me use them before I encountered monsters. Back then, my master didn't have time to use them, so..."

Speaking of which, Shen Lian raised his hand to wipe away a few drops of crocodile tears, not because he was really sad, but because the little bastard, the big boy, lit the fire with wet wood, and his eyes were smoky with black smoke.

Technology has crushed mana, and Shen Lian immediately lost a lot of interest in this world. According to the system, this world is "Gourd Baby Adult Version", and there is a high probability that a certain gourd baby, or several gourd babies will be killed together. Snake essence masturbation, or several calabash dolls merging into gourd little King Kong being masturbated by snake essence, there is no novelty in the plot at all, it is equal to Mai Shiranui and the little boy.

Cut the throat with one knife, collect the pig's blood, boil the water to remove the hair, clean the pork, and then disembowel the belly... With the cooking badge, even a new chef like Shen Lian can detox the pig like a professional pig butcher.

In addition to cooking, the cooking badge can also accurately find all kinds of wild ingredients. Chefs are not limited by materials and places when cooking. Cooking skills are already unconstrained.

"I'm sorry, brothers, let me help you taste the delicacies made by my brother."

The eldest baby clasped his fists at the brothers who were still hanging on the gourd vine, then turned around and picked up his bowl of braised pork, ready to feast on it.

The dishes made by Brother Shen Lian are delicious, and this is a delicacy that you can't taste when you are a gourd.

Although the eldest child has never eaten human food, the smell of Shen Lian's cooking food is enough to make his mouth water.

"Brothers, you are also out of luck."

Shen Lian also picked up his own bowl and tasted the butchered vegetables in front of him.

In such an era, it is quite difficult to gather such a dish. The props used by Shen Lian include time furoshiki and other props. This is not modern, where did the sauerkraut come from?

"Brother wait a minute, big brother shut up, I'm mature too!"

The orange gourd called Dawa and Shen Lian to stop, the gourd swung by itself and broke free from the gourd vine.

There was a thunder, and the orange gourd baby came out of the gourd. Just looking at the appearance, the orange gourd baby is similar to the big baby, but the eyes and ears of the second baby are bigger than the big baby, maybe it is the magic power of clairvoyance and wind ear addition?

While the eldest baby and the second baby stand together, the older baby is more robust.

"Hmm~~~It smells so good, brother, do you still have a bowl?"

Apart from clairvoyance and shunfeng ears, Erwa also has stronger senses, so Shen Lian knows the taste of pig-killing dishes the most.

"Big Brother, Second Brother, and Brother, what are you doing? Why are you eating human food? And aren't you going to save Grandpa?" Yellow Gourd was very unhappy, dangling on the vine, with a dissatisfied tone.

Grandpa's life and death are uncertain now, but whether it is the elder brother, the eldest brother or even the second brother, none of these three want to save grandpa.

"Third brother, I think what my brother said is right. Now the monsters don't dare to do anything to grandpa for the time being, but if we show too much concern for grandpa's comfort, these monsters will think they have a handle on us and take the opportunity to blackmail us." , The goblin has powerful mana, we can't mess with ourselves, we have to show concern for grandpa like now, but not so much about grandpa, and give the goblin some hope."

The second baby explained to Huang Gourd why he didn't save his grandfather. Among the seven gourd babies, the second child has the highest intelligence. In the plot, the sixth child can get Yu Ruyi thanks to the second child's guidance.

It can be said that among the seven gourd babies, the brains of the other six gourd babies all grew on Erwa alone.

But it's a pity that while the third child has a copper skin and iron frame, his head is also a copper bump, rounding it up is almost equivalent to being brainless.

"You timid and fearful guys, I ignore you!"

Huang Gourd was furious for a while, he carried the gourd on his back, and stopped looking at his three brothers, the more he looked at him, the more angry he became.

Just wait, you three, I will definitely rescue grandpa, and I will ask grandpa to cook delicious food for me!Hungry you three!

The third child had a conflict with the eldest and the second child, and the remaining four little gourds did not dare to make a sound to stop them. Although they also felt that it was wrong not to save grandpa, they were still just gourds now, not to mention saving grandpa, they couldn't even jump off the cane.

And the dishes made by brother Shen Lian are delicious, I really want to eat them!

The little gourds wished they could jump off the cane and taste the food made by their brother.

Especially the youngest purple gourd, although it is the youngest, but because it has not grown, its consciousness is still relatively chaotic, and it is the most straightforward to express its preferences for things, and the gourd skin is already drooling.

"Fourth or fifth? Although you can't eat, you can drink soup. I'll give you some broth, and you spit water for me. After a while, I'll pour the dishwashing water onto the cane, so you can have a good taste of the broth." the taste of."

Shen Lian held a bowl of broth and shook it in front of the green gourd, fooling the children.

"Brother, I'm the fourth child. Give me a taste of the broth, and I'll clean the bowl for you."

The green gourd swayed and swayed, never expecting that I could still taste the taste of broth.

"Brother, I am the fourth child, and he is the fifth child!"

The green gourd on the side expressed dissatisfaction.

"You and I grow up the same, why are you the elder brother? I am stronger than you, and I am the fourth child!"

The green gourd immediately refuted the green gourd, and at the same time activated its ability to absorb the broth in Shen Lian's hand, praising it.

"You can't drink the delicious broth, the fifth one, so I'm the fourth one. Brother Shen Lian, I'll help you wash the dishes!"

After enjoying the taste of the broth, Green Gourd Meimei immediately spit out water and rinsed all the oily flowers in Shen Lian's bowl. She didn't forget to put the dishwashing water on the gourd vine, so that other brothers could also try Shen Lian's craftsmanship.

"You! You are too deceitful, obviously I am the fourth child! I am more useful than you!"

Green Gourd found out that Green Gourd was a villain, and was immediately unhappy. Flames spewed out from the gourd skin, and offered to help Shen Lian burn the kang.

"Damn it, you're cheating!"

"You're the one cheating!"

……

The two brothers quarreled here, while Shen Lian returned to the house with the cleaned bowl, without even looking at the two little gourds.

In the end, it was the yellow gourd and the blue gourd, that is, the third and sixth children were blocked between the two gourds, so that the two brothers were not really in a hurry.

"Hey, the second child, have you seen it? Just you few worry-free younger brothers, no one will obey anyone, just feed some broth and you can quarrel like this, don't talk about saving grandpa, when the time comes, I see grandpa Rescue them, these two will fight first."

Shen Lian pointed to Erwa at the two gourd paths outside where visions appeared.

It turned out that neither the water baby nor the fire baby wanted to get close to each other, so one wrapped a flame around the gourd skin, and the other hung a stream of water beside him.

Erwa looked at the appearance of her younger brothers, bowed her head in thought, and remained silent

"Isn't it all because of you, brother?"

The straight-tempered eldest child pursed his mouth, and spoke the truth out of his mouth.

"What's the matter with you? Have you finished chopping firewood today?"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes at the little fat man, he is quite courageous, dare to tear him down?

"It's over."

"Aren't you going to pick up firewood again after chopping? You said it yourself, and you're willing to admit defeat. I said go east, but you don't go west. Go pick up firewood now, and don't sleep if you're dissatisfied with it."

"Brother..." "Who is your brother, go to work!"

"Oh!"

The eldest child climbed down from the kang and ran to the mountain to chop firewood by himself.

"Brother Shen Lian, it's not good for you to treat elder brother like this." Erwa felt that she should say something fair.

"Oh, so you are teaching me how to do things? Your braised pork ribs tomorrow morning will be cancelled."

Shen Lian found that she had no prestige in this family.

"Brother, don't..."

Erwa's expression changed, didn't she say that there are braised pork ribs?How can it be canceled?

After pretending to think for a while, Shen Lian said, "Well, it's not impossible for you to eat braised pork ribs, let's bet."

"What are you gambling?"

Intuition tells Erwa that if you don’t gamble, you win, but the young man is too young and thinks he can beat Sewa’s brother.

"Just bet that your big brother, whose biceps and pectoralis major are bigger than his head, won't listen to me and save grandpa on his own, how about it?"

"What about this? Don't worry, brother. I understand my elder brother. He is not a person who does not keep his word. If he says he will not save Grandpa, he will definitely not go."

The second baby has confidence in the elder brother. Although the elder brother seems to be brainless, he is not the iron head of the third child. He should be sensible.

As long as the seventh child is born and the seven brothers come together, isn't the little goblin easy to catch?

In this battle, I have the advantage!

Shen Lian's eyes flashed brightly: "Oh? Really, then I bet that he is disobedient and goes to save Grandpa, and he will be arrested."

Erwa waved her hand: "Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Shen Lian chuckled: "Let's wait and see?"

Chapter 27 The eldest child was arrested, the second child was different, and the third child was born

Oh, this big brother has muscles in his brain, right?Can this be caught?

While sweeping the floor, Erwa complained about her elder brother's stupidity.

He asked him to pick up firewood, and when he found half of the firewood, he saw the bat demon catching small animals, so he followed him to the demon cave, but he was subdued by him.

……

In the demon cave, the snake spirit hugged and hugged the big baby who was bound by the spider web.

"Little boy, your dantian has been sealed by me, and you have no magic power. I advise you to obey me obediently. You look so dazed, pretty and cute. How about being my child if you call me mom?"

The snake essence embraced the eldest child, and her red lips kept imprinting on the eldest child's face. She really liked this kind of white and tender child.

"Hey, goblin, I fell into your trap today, just wait for me, my brothers will definitely come and save me!"

Dawa vomited a pile of sludge from his mouth and was sprayed with snake essence and scorpion essence all over.

At this time, he regretted a little, regretting that he ran to rescue his grandfather alone, not only did he fail to save his grandfather, but he also let himself fall into the trap of the goblin.

"Wow, you little brat, you are really rude!"

The scorpion spirit was spit out a lot of sludge and roared angrily.

"It's dirty, it's dirty. Since you are disobedient, you little brat, then you can stay here. I will arrest your brothers one by one, and let you know the price of angering me!"

After the soft and boneless hand of the snake essence pinched Dawa's face, he turned around and went to the cave to take a bath.

The scorpion essence couldn't stand the smelly sludge on her body, so she found a place to take a bath.

In the pool of blood, the snake essence was soaked in fresh blood. Thinking about the appearance of the eldest son when he entered the demon cave just now, he was still a little scared.

After being sealed for so many years, the snake spirit is already like a shadow of a snake to the gourd, and she is really afraid.

The gourd seeds that the old man found, and the dolls that grew out, are not easy to mess with at first sight.

Originally, the snake spirit planned to have a talk with the old man after catching the old man. Everyone will not violate the river water. You will be your mortal, and I will be my demon king. Everyone will not mess with anyone. In the end, the old man didn't give any face.

So the snake spirit decisively launched a backup plan, which was to use the old man as bait to attract the gourd babies.

But what I didn't expect was that this group of children turned out to be so ungrateful and ungrateful, they ignored the old man's arrest, and the wild boar under him was taken away and stewed for food. The three children ate in a circle. Makes her hungry.

Thinking of how ruthless these children are, I have nothing to handle them.

When the snake spirit considered whether to take the initiative to put the old man back and try to get the forgiveness of the gourd babies, this brainless but brute force gourd baby knocked on the door.

This big boy is so powerful, he has escaped the attack of the wasp monster, resisted the falling rock trap, and even defeated the general centipede. The snake spirit was secretly shocked, especially the way this little thing twisted and deformed the two axes, the snake spirit was about to die of fear.

result……

Hey!It turned out to be a little idiot!

Just a few words can lure him into the quagmire, so what if his strength is infinite?It's not that she sealed her dantian.

Little gourd baby, nothing to be afraid of!

but……

The snake spirit rolled up its tail, brought Yu Ruyi into its palm, and its eyes flashed brightly: "We still have to continue recruiting people, otherwise that little wave hoof will definitely send someone to come to the door when he knows that I escaped, her Baibaojin The power of Nang and my Yu Ruyi is only between brothers. I wanted to steal my Yu Ruyi before, but now after so many years of cultivation, I am afraid that the magic power is higher than mine. Only this old scorpion can't protect the baby ah."

The snake spirit held up the jade ruyi in her hand, and whispered in her mouth: "According to my heart? It's really good!"

And when the snake spirit held up Yu Ruyi, a pair of plump, white and tender, round, pink-topped, petite and cute, round and round, straight up, completely like a "beautiful demon bathing picture", hidden in a cave on the top The camera behind the stalactite completely records the scene in front of you, and transmits the picture to the personal screen in time.

……

Hey hey!

The eighth baby among the seven gourd babies, Shen Lian, the color baby who smiled like a pig brother, wiped the nosebleed that was flowing to the corner of his mouth.

I can't take it, I can't take it!