Nobita flicked his sleeves, turned around and teleported away.

The black-haired Inari also clasped his hands together and bowed to salute: "Goodbye, benefactor!"

However, when Inari raised his head, the left half of his face was slightly distorted, and a golden tear fell from the corner of his eye.

But after the tear fell on the ground, the Inari had already turned around and entered the Kagura House.

The gloomy and weird wind blew past the shrine, and the Inari statue standing there collapsed for no reason. The big trees in the yard withered quickly as if they had entered winter early, and the temperature of the whole shrine dropped a lot.

Bang!

As the door of the Kagura House was violently closed, all the lights in the room were extinguished.

Not long after, there were bursts of chanting in the room.

But I don't know if it's an illusion, but strange laughter can be faintly heard in the chanting.

……

On the second day of school, Nobita came to the utility room of the auditorium as scheduled, and Xiu Er, the new hot weapon of the bad group, had been waiting for a long time.

"Hey, Nobita, how is it? Did you get your wish these days? If not..."

Xiu Er was about to go forward to sell the medicine he bought, but Nobita's attitude was completely different from what he had planned.

"Well, I got my wish. It's very moist. Thank you, Xiu Er. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be able to take that step. We had a great day yesterday. Thank you, Xiu Er, you are indeed my childhood sweetheart!"

Nobita smiled, as if he was very grateful to Xiuji.

On the other hand, Xiu Er's face was just like Ollie's.

This plot is wrong!

How could Nobita, a stinky dick, get on base?

If Nobita goes to base, what will Brother Huang Mao do?

I promised to make Brother Huangmao happy, what should I do now?

Nobita can't fix Xiu Er.

But after all, he is a "waiter" who is a professional pimp, Xiuer still has some qualities.

I saw Xiu Er laughing: "That's great, Daxiong, it's good if you get your wish. By the way, I have a pack of medicine for fun here. Do you want to give it to my aunt? It will make her more excited. Just take it. By this time tomorrow, you can go back and enjoy her. I guarantee you will see a different mother, how about it? If you want this pack of medicine powder, I will give it to you."

"Thank you, Xiu Er." Nobita took the powder as a matter of course, and then asked as if he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Xiu Er, do you know anyone in our school who is still single? It's a virgin!"

Xiu Er: "???"

This guy doesn't want to treat male classmates...

Chapter 70 Ten Days with Mom (Seventeen)

Nobita did not expect that there are so few virgins in this small school?

Is it an island country?The adult goods stores all over the street and the red light district are all used to entertain you minors?

According to the list given by Xiu Er, Nobita found fifteen virgins, and they were found from the junior high school.

But among the fifteen junior high school students, five are from Nantong. The front is not given, and the back is almost turned into a toilet.

Among the remaining ten people, under the double effect of Nobita’s carrot and stick, two admitted that they secretly called their family members at night, one said that they took the bus and went out, and among the remaining seven people, two spent 1 yen to bite Obasan on the side of the road.

In the end, there were only five pure virgins left, just five!

After punching and kicking, Da Xiong stopped after carefully confirming that they were really virgins, and then took out eleven bottles of yellow liquid from the toilet.

In the afternoon, he skipped class and went to the shopping mall, bought a lot of large water guns, poured the liquid into the ammunition magazine of the water gun, and went straight to the shrine.

But before he could enter, he was blocked by the flow of people outside the shrine.

The shrine, which was originally empty, did not know what went crazy, but today there were people queuing up to visit it.

A group of people crowded into the small shrine, and the red paint on the torii gate was almost rubbed off.

The clairvoyant eye activates!

In the main hall behind the shrine, Inari is chanting sutras and praying for blessings. She is dressed in a black monk's robe and a white cassock. She has the feeling of an accomplished monk. The small wooden fish in her hand is still beating rhythmically. Next to her is Seto dressed as a witch. Kyoko, serving at the side, is responsible for guiding the believers.

Miko and monks, shrines and temples.

Things that can't be hit together with eight poles appear in this small shrine.

"Too many people, come and try at night."

Nobita put away the water gun, turned around and went back to school.

……

In the evening, Nobita and Minako took a bath together and activities to improve the phenomenon of declining birth rate.

Minako has completely surrendered to Nobita, so it doesn't matter whether she wears it or not. Even if she wears it, there is no child cutie of Nobita's size at home.

Minako put her arms around Nobita's shoulders, and couldn't help but let out a high-pitched cry: "Go...go!"

Nobita also hugged Minako, quickly interspersed a few times, and finally his body stiffened, firmly resisting the barrier, injecting all the essence without wasting a drop.

After finishing the work, Nobita carried Minako to the bathroom, and after taking a fragrant bath, today's battle was over.

Nobita, who fell asleep crying for milk beads, turned over and got out of bed after hearing Minako's sweet and even rough snoring, changed his clothes, and took the water gun hidden under the bed in the bedroom. Nobita set off for the shrine, ready to see the changed appearance of Inari.

The shrine at night is naturally not the same as it is during the day, and there are still people coming to worship, and even the atmosphere in the shrine at this time is different from that during the day.

During the daytime, the shrine is full of singing birds and fragrant flowers, and there are huge crowds of people rushing to worship one by one, as if this is a place of historical interest and a place where Internet celebrities check in.

On the other hand, the shrine at night has a strange atmosphere and a dead silence. The trees that were originally green during the day, but at night there are only branches left. The Inari statue placed behind the money box has also turned into an image of Inari in cassock.

"You came?"

The evil wind blew, and the door of the Kagura House was violently blown open. Inari, who was dressed in a black monk's robe and a white cassock, walked out of the house holding a Zen staff. A pretty face was covered with blood, and there was a red mark at the corner of the mouth, exuding the stench of blood.

Nian power swept across the Kagura House, where a half-gnawed corpse was placed there, the internal organs were scattered all over the ground, and the blood was splashed, staining the wall with a touch of horror.

call!

Not apricots!

Nobita breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the person who died was not his Miko hot weapon.

Inari bent down to salute, and whispered the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, I don't know if the benefactor visits late at night, what's the matter?"

Nobita replied without even thinking: "Damn you, fuck you ungrateful bitch!"

After a short silence, Inari said: "The past is the past, and the past is gone. The benefactor should let it go."

Nobita: "That's not what you said when you were drooling because of me."

Inari: "Don't be too generous as a benefactor, you must know that Buddhism is angry with Vajra!"

"I'm King Kong, you uncle!"

"Benefactor, you..."

"Shinema!"

"Amitabha, it seems that I can't be kind today, benefactor, let's do it!"

"You dog, I know you are not a serious monk, and I will fuck you until you are covered in blood!"

"..."

Inari didn't say anything, just tapped his Zen staff, and the breathtaking momentum swept across the surroundings starting from her.

call!

Nobita felt that his body was blown by the strong wind one second before, and couldn't help taking a step back, and was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain the next second, making it difficult to breathe.

What a bald ass!

It was only when Nobita came home yesterday that he realized that something was wrong, and realized that Inari might not be Inari anymore.

At the beginning, Daxiong thought that the old-fashioned story of god and man is different. Before the unblocking, "husband kisses and hugs and lifts high", after unblocking, "I am the goddess you will never get in your life" like blah blah.

Thinking of his hard work, which finally turned into a betrayal, Nobita's anger rose slowly,

Isn't this the time for you to lick me and say you want to be with me?

As a result, when he returned home and checked the main quest, Nobita found out that the **** touched the seal, but the quest was not completed.

[Mission: Liberate Harvest Goddess Inari]

[Target: Unseal Inari in four places: schools, shopping malls, residential buildings, and rivers]

[Requirement: None]

[Reward: God's Favor, Fascinating Eyes. 】

The task is clearly written, to liberate the harvest goddess Inari.

The Inari that Nobita knows is a carnivorous girl who likes to be astringent. She is a woman who blushes when her ears are bitten and pants when she wags her tail. Although I don’t know what this kind of goddess has to do with the harvest, but from the previous few encounters, Nobita is still sure that Inari is the real goddess of harvest.

So the question is, how did a goddess of lust who wished to become an octopus hanging on Daxiong's body become the current ascetic monk who opens his mouth to Amitabha and shuts his mouth to benefactor?

Although there are many scumbags in the garbage school, the library has a rich collection of books. From the local chronicles, Nobita found a little information about Inari. To be precise, it is the legend of the six-tailed demon fox.

Combined with the mission not being completed, there is only one truth!

The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!

"Master Hongde, is it good to be sealed in the jar for 300 years?"

Nobita took out the water gun and pointed the muzzle at Inari, the gun smelled faintly of urine.

After being called to reveal his identity, Inari on the side quickly darkened his expression: "Does the benefactor want to try?"

Chapter 71 Ten Days with Mom (Eighteen)

The story is rather old-fashioned. One day, a giant beast harming people suddenly appeared in the village under the care of the fox god.

According to survivors, he was attacked by a huge fox.

At first, people just thought it was because they didn't show filial piety to the gods enough, so they provoked the fox demon.

But even if more food and wealth were donated, incidents of demon foxes hurting and cannibalizing people still happened from time to time.

One day, the village head's child disappeared, and when he was found, there was only a skeleton, and the crowd became furious. Finally, under the leadership of the village head, the statue of the fox god was pulled down, and the six-tailed fox residing in the statue appeared in the world.

At this time, a monk appeared in the crowd, with the ability to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, subdued the fox demon, and finally joined forces with the villagers to skin the fox and seal it separately.

In order to suppress the fox god, even the monks called on the villagers to make statues of the fox god to suppress evil spirits with broken statues.

But after the statue was made, the village, which was originally in good weather, suffered years of disasters. As a last resort, the villagers all moved out of the village until the vicissitudes of life, and decades later, some people came back to live around the statue.

From the village to the city, and finally the city to the shrine, until today.

……

"Master Hongde, in order to be able to live forever, you have really worked hard."

The clichéd part of the story is here. In order to be able to live forever, an old monk covets the power of the gods, and finally seals the gods with his own hands, and wants to take the gods away. Daxiong has seen it countless times.

"I have cured illnesses and saved people all my life, and I have made countless merits. Why can those high-ranking gods enjoy the incense of the world, but I am sick all over my body, and my life is not long? I don't accept it. I just want to live, so what's wrong?"

The expression of Inari, or Master Hongde, gradually became ferocious, the veins on his forehead popped out, and he looked like he hated the sky and the common people.

Even the voice has changed from a young girl like Inari to an old and decayed old man, gloomy and weird.

"That's right, it's really okay to want to live." Nobita nodded, agreeing.

"Huh?" Daxiong's attitude made Master Hongde unable to deal with it.

"But you can't take Lao Tzu's hot weapon and cut me off. But if you pretend to be Lao Tzu and continue to be Lao Tzu's bitch, I can pretend that this has never happened. So, go to hell, bald donkey!"

Nobita pressed the trigger, and the boy's urine flew out of the water gun.

The father of the system's request for Nobita is to integrate into this world. I didn't say how to integrate into it, but it's nothing more than playing the role of the hero and clearing the plot. Therefore, it really doesn't matter whether Nobita can complete a task or not.

But he couldn't accept the betrayal of his hot weapon!

It was you who hugged Lao Tzu and cried and hugged me, and it was you who deceived Lao Tzu's feelings. Now you tell me that it is not you in your body. Regardless of the reality, you are not wrong at all?

Sine!

"Ignorant child, how dare you challenge the gods? Treat me...ahh! What's going on?"

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