People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

People are collapsing, and Tom is a funny character Author: Passing Maple Leaf

Because of a choice, Li Huan crossed over to the collapsed world.

Dead warriors, Honkai Beasts, Herrschers, gradually crises appeared in front of him.

"I think I'm going to send it."

With this in mind, he chose the systematic novice welfare lottery.

In a flash of light, a big blue-gray cat walking upright appeared in front of him.

"Withdrawing the foreword, I think you will all send it."

He who got the epic character Tom, determined to bring laughter to the world together with Tom.

Chapter 1: One person, one cat, all alone

On the avenue some distance away from Changkong City, two figures appeared in the distance.

Oh, it cannot be said that there are two people. Strictly speaking, it is a human figure and a cat shadow.

The man was a very young man, in his early years, with an ordinary face, superficial and supercilious eyes, wearing a suit of sportswear that looked cheap, walking in front with his hands in his pockets.

The cat was a big gray-blue cat, about as tall as the man's legs, and it was walking upright...

etc?Walk upright?

A very unreasonable scene appeared on this avenue. A cat was walking on two feet naturally. At this time, he was holding a stick on his shoulder with his right front paw. There was a blue cloth wrapped on the top of the stick.

The cat carrying the package followed closely behind the man. It was sticking out its tongue, its head was covered with sweat, and its waist was curled up, looking very tired.

The man walking in front looked back at the very tired big cat and stopped.

"Tom, are you tired?"

Tom looked at the man and nodded at him with a very exaggerated and exhausted expression.

As if to prove that it was tired, it scraped off a layer of sweat from its own head with its free paws and brushed it on the ground.

slap~

There was a long string of water stains on the ground, about ten centimeters in length by visual inspection.

"Wow, it's so powerful."

Frightened by the sweat, the man was taken aback, and then patted the big cat's head helplessly.

"I'm sorry, Tom, but my master is too incompetent, I don't have a dollar on me, so we can't take the car..."

When Tom heard this, his little head suddenly shook like a rattle.

It seemed that he didn't feel that his master was incompetent.

"Hey, thanks for the reassurance."

The man smiled softly, then pointed to the city not far away.

"Look, we're almost there, and there's water and food to eat when we get there.

Hearing that, Tom's eyes changed suddenly, like a slot machine spinning lights.

For some reason, the sound of a slot machine turning a jackpot sounded in the air, but the man was not surprised by the abrupt sound effect. He just watched the slot machine in Tom's eyes turn into chicken legs and milk.

"Ow——————"

Accompanied by a meow that was not at all recognizable by the public, Tom, who was still exhausted, suddenly became extremely energetic. He jumped into the air, and the upper body of the cat suddenly swelled up, turning into a muscular cat.

After watching it float in mid-air without science for a while, his feet began to spin at high speed, turning into wheels, and ran towards the direction of Changkong City at high speed.

In the blink of an eye, Tom had disappeared in front of the man, turning into a billowing white smoke and running away.

"Grass, wait for me!"

Seeing that he was left behind, the man also followed Tom, chasing after Tom's exhaust.

Behind Tom who was running, the man looked at Tom and couldn't help thinking.

It's really Tom.

[That's inevitable, after all, it's the highest-level funny character, you got it out by luck. 】

In his mind, an emotionless voice sounded.

"Ah, I'm very lucky, I don't need you to remind me"

He replied casually: "By the way, can you not show up when I'm running, it's super tiring to follow Tom."

[Why can't I come out, after all, you are almost at the mission destination. 】

The voice explained in turn: [After all, it is very painful for me to watch you go on your way. 】

"cnm, no matter how hard it is, it will be even more painful for the two of us who are rushing on the road! Your system is completely shameless, isn't it?"

【Then I'm a system after all, so I can't go with you, and I'm on your body, so I'm participating in the whole process. 】

Facing shameless words, men have only one thought.

your mother.

Shaking his head helplessly, the man gave up the idea of ​​arguing with the system.

The man's name is Li Huan, and he is in his early 19s this year.

My family is ordinary, my parents are still alive, I am not an orphan, and I only have one house.

The education is only at the college level, because I didn’t choose a good job when I graduated and practiced. I chose a sales career, and I was still a fraudulent company selling weight loss products. I resigned because I couldn’t accept it. .

And just when he was returning home after working part-time one day, a strange voice suddenly remembered.

【Are you dissatisfied with your ordinary life?Do you want a chance to change your destiny? 】

Li Huan, who thought he was hallucinating at the time, chose to ignore it, but he didn't react until the voice asked for the second time.

Out of fun, he chose to agree.

As a result...he disappeared out of thin air on the spot, and when he realized it, he was already beside a road he had never seen before.

At the same time, what appeared in front of him was this system.

For some reason, he had a vague feeling that he had been tricked.

[Don't feel like you've been cheated, who told you to choose to agree, if you really want to cheat, it's you who cheated yourself. 】

"Hey, I shouldn't have promised you..."

Li Huan sighed, and the system replied a little unhappy:

[Besides, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you are very lucky to be assigned to this system. 】

This system is very proud, as if it is a very remarkable existence.

Although he is a bit displeased with the attitude of the system, Li Huan has to admit that this system is indeed not a thing in the pool.

His full name is [Funny Character Collection System], as the name suggests, it is a system that gathers almost all funny works so far.

As we all know, the strongest character in this world is the funny character.

Invincible, omnipotent, immortal, distorting reality, etc., any of the above abilities and characteristics can give birth to a ceiling-like existence in other works, but in funny characters, they can be shown with incomparable nonsense reasons.

As an initial benefit, Li Huan has three chances to draw a lottery.

Although he complained at the time whether the three lottery draws were a bit too little, the system said that the rules were like this, there were only three lottery draws, but in these three lottery draws, he could be given a prize with a guaranteed quality of at least SR level.

And among those three lottery draws, the grand prize that Li Huan won was Tom who was running in front of him.

Funny character of the highest rarity level, one of the protagonists of the legendary anime Tom and Jerry.

But in a different world where he was unfamiliar, Li Huan was convinced of one thing the moment Tom was drawn.

That is, he and Tom will definitely bring a different impact to this world.

Although he has no idea where it is.

Chapter 2: How am I a sweeper

Chapter 2: How am I a sweeper

This person and cat ran all the way like this, and the distance that was about a few kilometers was shortened to zero in an instant.

The moment Li Huan stepped into Changkong City, there was only a "dangdangdang~" sound, and the system sounded.

[Novice mission completed, enter Changkong City]

Hearing this voice, Li Huan was overjoyed, but because he relaxed his mind, his legs subconsciously softened, and he forgot that he was still running at high speed——

"?"

Because he relaxed his mind, he accidentally fell and staggered.

Tom, who was in front of him, didn't pay attention to the abnormality of his master behind him at all, and was hit by Li Huan who was rushing forward because of his momentum.

"Aw????"

With a suspicious cry, Tom and Li Huan rolled into a ball, one person and one cat formed a ball, and rolled forward like this.

Pedestrians who didn't know the truth just watched the ball rolling in front of it, and then hit a wall fiercely.

"Snapped!"

Hearing this, I felt a painful banging sound, and I didn't know the reason. One person and one cat hung on the wall in a very artistic posture, and then fell limply from the wall.

"Uh~~~"

Feeling the pain all over his body, Li Huansheng looked at the sky helplessly.

Tom, who was next to him, was full of gold stars spinning around his head at this time, sticking out his tongue, looking like he had drunk too much.

[When you are running, it is best to pay attention to your feet at all times. 】

Who do you think did it?

【Is it my fault that you fell yourself? 】

With a word in his heart, Hui stood up, and then pulled Tom up beside him.

"Tom, I'm sorry, are you all right?"

Li Huan shook Tom vigorously, and Tom regained consciousness after being shaken a few times.

It nodded, indicating that it had no problem.

Goo~~~~~~

At the same time, a very indecent sound came from Tom's stomach.

Hearing this sound, Tom's ears blew down, and he rubbed his belly pitifully.

Seeing Tom like this, Li Huan asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Immediately after Tom heard the question, he raised his hand and gestured.

The cat race cannot speak human words, but as an extraordinary cat, Tom can express his thoughts through body language.

I saw it started to put its hands together and stretched forward, swam, and then folded its arms together, then fanned it, made a chicken cry, and finally made a hand like holding something, The other hand is holding something and dumping it.

"Oh, you want fish, chicken, and milk, right?"

Facing Tom's vivid body language, Li Huan got his meaning without any pressure, and then he said another sentence.

"Tom, there's actually no need to be so troublesome. I'll understand after you think about it."

Tom nodded, then looked at Li Huan expectantly.

But Li Huan's eyes were vacant, and after pointing his fingers at the void in front of him, he turned back and said to Tom, "Let's go, let's go have a big meal."

As soon as he heard the big meal, Tom's eyes widened like a brass bell. He stuck out his big tongue and licked his lips, and he was full of energy.

But Li Huan looked around, and seemed to be surrounded by people watching the theater, and immediately shouted at them: "What are you looking at, I have never seen the interaction between a cat and its owner."

Seeing Li Huan's fierce face, the crowd scattered.

After driving away the crowd of onlookers, Li Huan stood up, patted the dust on his body, and patted on Tom's body as well.