People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

Putting away his trousers, Li Huan was going to take them back and burn them. There was so much blood that he didn't bother to wash them.

At the same time, at the door, Jerry sat at the door chattering in every possible way, waiting for Li Huan to finish changing his pants.

Um?You ask why Jerry didn't follow in?The reason is also simple. After all, Li Huan didn't simply change his pants, he squatted in a pit by the way.

"I'm done, Jerry." Li Huan came out, and when Jerry heard it, he also jumped up, and then jumped a few times on Li Huan casually, and then jumped onto his shoulder.

"You bastard, I asked you to help me speed up, but why did you stab my ass?"

Although he complained, Li Huan didn't do anything, he just kneaded Jerry's head with his index finger, and the little mouse's head was shaken from side to side by Li Huan's kneading.

After Li Huan let go of his fingers, Jerry clapped his hands helplessly, expressing that this was the only way he could think of at that time.

Anyway, although your butt is bleeding heavily, in contrast, you outperformed, right?What punishment do you want...

When thinking of this, an exclamation point suddenly appeared on Jerry's forehead.

Wait, you're not going to poke my ass back with a needle.

Thinking of this, Jerry covered his butt vigilantly, and seeing Jerry like this, Li Huan's mind was full of question marks.

What the hell, I'm not gay, what are you guarding against with this posture.

Although he didn't know what to say, Li Huan still shook his head, then looked at Jerry and asked, "Speaking of which, don't you have something to tell me? What is it?"

As if Li Huan reminded him, Jerry also remembered something, and then jumped to the side of the soil in the flower bed next to the toilet, then raised his needle, and began to gesture at the soil.

Li Huan squatted down and looked at Jerry next to the dirt, as if he was painting.

After a while, Li Huan looked at Jerry's drawing and uttered a simple word.

After Jerry finished the painting, the clay painting started automatically, and Li Huan just looked at the living clay painting depicting Jerry's previous experience.

After reading it, Li Huan just felt his stomach was full of suffocation, and he didn't know where to vomit.

"In short, you were brought to their kingdom by this group of Mickey Mouse stuff, pulled out their legendary sword, met their mouse-eared king, and became a so-called brave man, right?"

Jerry nodded his head, while Li Huan raised his head, showing an expression of God,

"Hey, are you serious? This is already a complete copyright infringement, right? There won't be a lawyer's letter that suddenly bangs the world!"

After thinking brokenly for a while, Li Huan took a deep breath and regained his composure.

"Okay, I'll accept the facts first, but if those infringers are right, you're going to find out about the so-called crisis this afternoon?"

Li Huan knelt down and looked at Jerry: "Well, anyway, did you find it?"

Jerry nodded, then held up the needle.

In the twilight light, the needle tip gathered light, and then turned into a point, shining on Li Huan.

Seeing a light beam on his body, Li Huan suddenly showed a bewildered expression.

"Ah? Me? What's going on?"

Jerry waved his hands on his shoulders, expressing that he didn't know. After all, he was only following the guidance of the needle light, and it just shone on Li Huan.

Li Huan's expression was a bit subtle: "Tsk, can you believe this thing?"

Jerry shook his head. It was the first time he got this thing. How could he know if it was useful?

But Jerry still raised a finger, then put it on his head and turned it around, as if to ask Li Huan to recall what happened today?

Seeing Jerry's actions, Li Huan also calmed down, thinking about what happened today.

Today, I was basically participating in various projects of parent-child conferences with Banya. There were so many miscellaneous and complicated ones that I really couldn’t remember them!

Li Huan clutched his forehead with a headache, he really couldn't think of anything special.

"Hey, Jerry, is there anything you can do to make my memory clearer?"

Li Huan looked at Jerry helplessly, and Jerry showed a hesitant expression when he heard it.

Seeing Jerry's appearance, Li Huan immediately said, "Use it if you can, don't worry about me!"

Seeing that Li Huan was so persistent, Jerry could only nod his head, and then took out a hammer from behind his butt.

hammer?

Li Huan watched Jerry holding a small hammer that was about the same size as his body. Jerry pressed a button on the handle of the hammer with a somewhat confused hand.

click-

The top of the hammer opens to both sides, and a mechanical arm is stretched out, while a huge wooden hammer is held in the hand.

How big is the hammer? The shadow of the hammer directly covered Li Huan's body, and Li Huan only saw the huge hammer pointing at him.

"Wait--"

Before a single word could be uttered, the huge gavel was slammed down.

boom-------

Accompanied by the smoke and dust, and after the smoke cleared, Li Huan's whole body was smashed into the floor, only one head was exposed.

A huge bag appeared on top of his head, orbiting around Venus, and Li Huan's eyes also turned into circles.

Jerry pressed the button again, the hammer retracted, then put the small hammer behind his butt, and began to whistle.

It was you who asked me to help you recover your memory. You are responsible for the consequences.

Li Huan only came back to his senses after being dizzy for a few seconds. At the same time, he only felt a flash of inspiration in his head.

He remembered that when he and Bronya were playing in a certain challenge, the boss of the challenge gave them a huge hug doll.

"By the way, it shouldn't be this!"

Li Huan crawled out of the pothole, opened the space with a bag on his head, and took out the big doll placed inside the space.

He began to search for something on the doll's body, and soon discovered that there seemed to be a hidden stitching mark on the back of the doll.

He took out the scissors from the space, and then followed the stitching traces to cut open.

Jerry jumped onto Li Huan's arrow, one person and one mouse all looked at the inside of the doll, and then took a deep breath.

Inside the doll, a prototype device with an electronic chronograph on the surface is continuously counting down.

"Fuck, it's actually a ticking time bomb? This isn't a fucking movie, so why are you always engaging in such crisis plots!"

Just when he complained, his face changed, and his eyes turned into dead fish eyes.

"What's the situation?"

Chapter 50: Vengeance is a fine tradition

Chapter 50: Vengeance is a fine tradition

A person's life will encounter many outrageous things.

Although Li Huan has encountered very outrageous things, but every time he encounters an extraordinary period, he will always be shocked.

After all, he is still a person, even if he may already be a funny character, it does not prevent him from having this attribute.

Anyway, let's sort out the status quo first.

After detaching the thread on the back of the doll, Li Huan found a bomb inside.

Just like all kinds of old-fashioned criminal investigation movies, there will always be some kind of bomb maniac or something, in order to satisfy his desire to kill, he likes to stuff a bomb in something, and then send it to children or so-and-so Yes, and then wait for this thing to explode to satisfy my desire.

Generally speaking, this kind of person is either a scum who wears glasses, or an old man who looks old and kind.

Um?Wait, it seems that the guy who gave me the doll is really a kind-looking old man?

Li Huan, who fell into cranky thoughts, was quickly called back to reality by the sound of Didi from the bomb.

"Well, although there was a bomb, this situation is really dumbfounding."

Li Huan was sitting on a bench for tourists to rest at this time, put the doll on his lap, and pretended to be calm and composed as if nothing happened.

In fact, he is really not panicked at all, even holding a time bomb with unknown explosive power, but there is no turmoil in his heart

To ask why-

"That guy probably didn't expect that this doll was given to someone who shouldn't be given it."

Li Huan looked up at the sky and apologized for that hapless bomb maniac.

The remaining time on the time bomb is real, there are still eight hours - exactly the time since Li Huan got the bomb.

[Time in the space is completely forbidden, and the items put in will remain intact for the time period when they just came in, so the timing will not start until they are taken out. 】

The system that I haven't seen for a long time also came out and explained to Li Huan the principle of why this kind of thing happened.

"No one expected such a result—although it is actually quite good, we have about eight more hours of free time to deal with this thing."

Inside the teddy bear, Jerry was reading a book [teaching you how to dispose of time bombs quickly], and the needle in his hand easily disassembled the bomb, and then started the bomb disposal work.

After all, the needle was pointed at Li Huan, so it was probably for him to dismantle the bomb himself.

Although it is a difficult task for Jie, a little mouse, Li Huan promised that as long as Jerry can successfully defuse the bomb, he will be willing to defuse the bomb after he is invited to eat cheese.

The easy-to-handle mouse, just like his deadly enemy, is an easy-to-handle existence.

While lamenting this, Li Huan fell into a somewhat boring state, looking at the sky.

"Speaking of which, to actually encounter such a terrible thing in daily life, is it possible that I am still the lone star of the devil?"

Li Huan showed a rather painful expression: "To be honest, the difficulty of encountering this kind of thing is no less difficult than winning the lottery, isn't it even less likely than winning the lottery?"

[Not necessarily, after all, wars are breaking out everywhere in this world. If you are in a country with a Muslim church, you must be able to see Ott bomb lovers. . 】

"I suspect you're telling hell jokes, but I have no proof."

While they were chatting, the doll raised its hand holding the needle, indicating that the bomb had been dismantled.

"Oh, so fast, hard work, Jerry."

Li Huan looked inside the doll, and then his eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes.

Inside the doll, the previous bomb has completely disappeared, and what is waiting in its place is a time bomb in Jerry's color scheme, on which the countdown is still going on.

"I said, Jerry, I asked you to dismantle the bomb, not to dismantle the bomb in other ways."

After listening, Jerry held out a hand.

Don't worry, just wait.

It turned around and seemed to be looking for something, then handed a somewhat heavy steel disc to Li Huan.

Li Huan took the disk, and then the item description appeared on it.

[Honkai can individual cloud bombs: Destroyer. 】

"Oh——so it's this thing."

Li Huan pretended to be esoteric, then took out his phone, turned on 0 degrees, and started searching—what is a cloud bomb.

[You are playing tricks, if you don’t know me, don’t act like a hypocrite. 】

"Shut up, can't I pretend to be tough?"

[The problem is that you have no audience to watch your pretense, you have an egg for it! 】

While bickering, Li Huan had already searched all the content.

"Tsk, are you so fucking cruel?"

Li Huan put away his phone and clicked his tongue: "The most lethal weapon under the fucking atomic bomb is actually put in a doll casually..."

[This is not an ordinary cloud bomb. This is an individual weapon made using the Honkai ability. Its power and range will surpass ordinary cloud bombs. 】

"Anyway, it's a good thing that this thing found me, otherwise, it might really lead to tragedy."

Li Huan sighed, and stuffed this thing into the space—although it was scary, it was also a great gift in a sense, and it might be useful in the future.

"But then again, Jerry, what are you doing reworking this bomb?"

Li Huan looked at the time bomb in Jerry's color that was counting down and complained: "Don't tell me this thing is actually a clock."

Jerry shook his head, then jumped into Li Huan's ear and murmured something.

Although Jerry spoke in the language of mice, Li Huan still understood.

"What? You modified this thing just to get revenge."

Li Huan looked at Jerry in surprise, but Jerry put on a sinister expression for some reason.