People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

Chapter 10: Feel free to

Facing Ji Zi's question, Li Huan shrugged and said, "Yuan Fang, let me tell you what you think first."

Although he didn't understand what Li Huan was talking about, Ji Zi still expressed his opinion: "To be honest, this so-called Yang is not very trustworthy, and he just appeared in front of us when we needed it. It's too much of a coincidence."

Li Huan also nodded in agreement and said: "There is nothing to be courteous about. It's either rape or robbery. I think so too."

"Of course, it doesn't rule out that this person really doesn't have the guts we think. He is really a very simple novelist with a desire for knowledge and a love of adventure. But no matter what, he is a mortal, and he will act with us There will be danger."

"That being said, what do you want to do?" Ji Zi looked at Li Huan, and said in a deep voice, "Think of a way to get rid of him?"

"Let's take a look first." Li Huan replied ponderingly: "Wait until Bronya and the others finish their analysis of which map. If what he said is true, then let's work together with him for the time being."

"I see, let's settle for now."

Ji Zi agreed with Li Huan's statement, and the latter also nodded and walked towards the toilet.

Although it was an excuse, in fact he was a little anxious. After all, what a certain cosmic stabbing star said, they are here.

When he finished solving the three urgent desires and returned to the box, Ji Zi had already returned to the box first, with a bottle of wine on the table.

On the table, all the dishes had been gathered. Although Qiyana had eaten a lot before, she continued to stuff her mouth with a calm face as if she was okay.

Mei and Bronya, on the other hand, were a bit more cautious, and ate their food very politely and naturally. Forget it, the residue in front of them could be seen that they both ate a lot.

As for Fu Hua, she was drinking a bowl of hot tea at this time, and there were not many residues on the table. It could be seen that she did not eat too much, and she was very restrained.

As for cat and mouse...

Tom picked up a roast chicken, then opened his mouth very violating the rules of physics, and then directly stuffed the whole chicken into his mouth, chewing it with big mouthfuls, while Jerry drilled directly into it. Into a dish bowl, it turned into a brown whirlwind, and after a while, the dish was eaten and wiped clean, not even the soup left.

This cat and mouse accounted for more than 80.00% of the combat power of all the people present, and the bones and other things gathered in front of Tom and Jerry were far more than everyone else.

But this is far more than that, as soon as they finish eating, Tom and Jerry will ask the waiter to come over to add more food - this is also Li Huan's order, as long as they like to eat, they can order, anyway, Mr. Yang pays the bill today, they don't pay , The things that are prostitutes for nothing naturally don't need anything.

Since following Li Huan, Tom and Jerry have never had such a good time eating. Anyway, Li Huan said that there is no limit, as long as they keep eating.

At this time, Yang looked at the cat and the teacher who were eating in a daze, and fell into a state of doubting life.

"Who am I? Where am I going?. What am I doing..."

"How about my cat and my mouse."

Li Huan returned to his seat and whispered to Lao Yang, "I'm sorry, it looks like you'll have to spend a lot of money."

"It's okay, it's okay, this is just enough to accumulate rare materials." Lao Yang came back to his senses, and wiped his cold sweat with a handkerchief.

"If possible in the next book, I will write a story about how a cat and a mouse break into the Nine Netherworld."

Hearing this, Li Huan complained: "It sounds weird, are you planning to change your job to write funny novels?"

Unexpectedly, when Li Huan said it so casually, Lao Yang actually replied seriously, "You seem to be a bit messed up when you say that."

"Hey, I'm just joking, you still take it seriously."

"For novel authors, it is often impossible to always write about one theme, and the content of other themes should also be brave to try."

After chatting for a while, Lao Yang coughed a few times, and then asked: "Let me tell you, in fact, I should have asked about love. What exactly are you doing here in Jiuyou?"

Hearing Lao Yang's question, the corner of Li Huan's mouth showed a twitch, and he began to talk nonsense: "You ask this, in fact, we are a weird research department established out of interest in a private college. We specialize in exploring unsolved ancient mysteries in history. This time, we chose Jiuyou as the research object."

"Oh, so that's the case, but these children are so young, are they reliable?"

"Actually, this time I brought these members out to see the world. Don't underestimate them. Although they are young, their abilities can be said to be outstanding in the academy."

Li Huan's words are not nonsense. The abilities of the three of Qiyana are among the best in the entire St. Freya Academy. Even some senior Valkyrie, combat experience, talent, and abilities may not have such things as Qia. Na they are tall.

In addition to forcing Kiyana and the others to participate in this mission, which is really confusing, in fact, Qiyana and the others are capable of this mission.

Although Yang was a little suspicious when he heard Li Huan's words, but seeing Li Huan's calm and confident expression, he seemed to believe it a little bit.

After all, most of what Li Huan said was the truth, but the rhetoric and description were slightly changed.

The so-called clever lie is to use the truth to construct a deception.

"That's it." Yang looked at Qiyana and the others who were feasting on them: "It's good to be young, and young people are the key to leading this world and the future."

When he said this, his eyes and tone revealed a kindness that could not be seen on the outside at his age.chivalrous

"Okay, Lao Yang." Li Huan patted Yang on the shoulder: "We have decided to trust you once and cooperate with you. If we need to search for Jiuyou's equipment, we will provide it."

Hearing this, Yang Xi was overjoyed: "Really? That's really great."

"In this case, to celebrate our happy cooperation."

As Li Huan said, he stretched out his hand and pressed the doorbell to call the waiter, and the waiter quickly walked into the box.

"Waiter, make another dish we ordered just now, and bring it to the table. Don't worry about serving the dishes. Today, Mr. Yang will pay the bill."

As soon as Li Huan said this, Yang's smile froze on his face on the spot.

Li Huan turned to look at him: "I'm so focused on chatting with you, I haven't eaten anything yet, this dish is almost gone, so what if I don't get new ones?"

"You don't mind, Lao Yang."

Hearing the threat in Li Huan's tone, the corners of Lao Yang's mouth twitched, and then he showed a mournful expression.

"Yes, yes, please do as you please."

Chapter 11: Target, Jiuyou

About half an hour later, Li Huan was the first one to come out of the restaurant with a toothpick in his mouth, touching his stomach that was a little full.

Behind him, Tom and Jerry, who ate their stomachs like a woman who was pregnant in October, also walked out.Li Huan said to Tom and Jerry with a satisfied look: "Well, the taste is not bad, next time the three of us may come by ourselves."

Tom nodded on the spot, and Jerry also raised a hand to second. This time the food was really delicious. Of course, the most important thing is that it was free prostitution.

Qiyana and the others came out afterward, and it could be seen from their relaxed expressions that this meal was indeed very comfortable, and of course, their stomachs didn't get bigger at all.

Although it looks outrageous, it actually seems to be normal. After all, that sentence is well said, two-dimensional girls can't get fat.

As for Ji Zi, she was flushed and looked a little drunk, while Fu Hua supported her to prevent her from being thrown.

"Teacher Ji Zi, you've been drinking too much. The wine in our hometown is famous for being strong, so you can't drink too much."

"Hi~, it's okay, it's just this level, I've drank the water of life. Hip~"

"What is that?"

When everyone came out of the restaurant with happy smiles, the last person also came out.

It was Yang, his face was gray and pale, and he floated out of the restaurant with a shriveled wallet in his hand.

This meal accounted for a considerable part of his savings and savings, which was a rare big fortune for a well-known writer like him.

Regret, in short, I regret it very much. Why did I drop Li Huan's phone when I was so cheap?If he could be more calm, he probably wouldn't have to invite this meal.

He looked up at the sky, huh?What's the matter, when I first entered the hotel, I still felt that the sun was full of vitality today, why now that I came out, the sun has become a lot darker?Obviously it's still noon.

There is a good saying that smiles obey the conservation principle.

When someone smiles, there must be someone around him who has lost his smile. For example, Li Huan and the others now have smiles on their faces, while Yang has a gloomy expression.

It can be seen that Yang alone bears the sorrow and pain of Li Huan's six people and two animals, which is really Namo Amitabha.

In this way, a group of people walked in front of the chariot after taking a walk after dinner.

"This is our means of transportation." Li Huan said to Yang: "It's not too late, let's get down to business now."

"This big RV?" At this moment, Yang looked at Tom Chariot with a surprised expression: "But we are going to the sea."

"Don't worry about the details, get in the car!"

After saying this, Li Huan opened the car door directly, and then sat in the driver's seat.

Seeing other people getting into the car one after another, Yang could only adjust his glasses and get in the car.

And when he got into the car, his eyes widened when he saw the completely inconsistent decoration inside and outside the chariot.

"What is this, so cool?"

"It's just something that guy made, there's no need to make a fuss about it."

The three of them, Qiyana, were completely used to it, just lying on the sofa.As for Ji Zi, he looked as if he hadn't sobered up at all, while Fu Hua patted his back beside him.

"Teacher Jizi, you really drank too much."

"No, nothing at all——vomit~~~~~"

Before he could finish speaking, Ji Zi began to vomit rainbow-colored unknown substances into the trash can next to him on the spot.

In the driver's seat, Li Huan connected the map taken with his mobile phone (Li Huan's mobile phone has been broken, and he borrowed Kiyana's mobile phone) to the computer of the chariot through the wireless network. After the virtual Tom and Jerry made a basic analysis, they immediately determined the sea area.

[To confirm the coordinates of the sea area, Tom Chariot enters the automatic driving mode. 】

Then, as soon as the lights on the front of the car came on, Tom's chariot moved on its own and drove directly towards the port, then jumped off the port, with the same lifebuoy on its feet as before, and galloped on the sea.

At this time, Yang looked through the window at the car driving directly on the sea, and exclaimed again: "Is it actually dual-purpose? Is this kind of chariot so magical? Except for science fiction, this is the first time I have seen it."

Qiyana next to her heard this question, after thinking for a while, she spread her hands and said, "Eh, although I don't know very well, this thing has more abilities than that, anyway, only that guy knows."

"Well, then the cost of this chariot must be extraordinary."

As soon as this remark came out, Audio-Technica, who had observed closely and even assisted Tom in building the car, fell silent on the spot.

How should they answer this question, tell him that this is a universal chariot designed and built by a cat using school buses, scrapped parts, diesel engines, etc. Except for the weapons and equipment they found back then, the cost of the chariot may not be as expensive as an ordinary school bus?

After a few minutes, the three of them all smiled and said nothing.

At times like this, just smile.

"Cough cough."

On the side, Ji Zi, who had vomited for a long time, seemed to be a little more sober, and asked Yang with a pale face, "Mr. Yang, there is still a long way to go. Can you explain to us why you locked this sea area?"

Mentioning this, Yang also regained his energy. He took out the map, and then began to explain.

"Three days ago, after I came here, I conducted an analysis with some antique dealers, old people, and the ancient records in the library. According to Ji Lin's legend, it can be confirmed that Jiuyou is under the sea. This fact, and on top of this, I found a very important thing."

"what?"

Yang's eyes reflected white light, "The legendary Ji Lin's husband, the authentic work left by Lian Shan."

"Although some of the content is broken, it can basically be seen that Lian Shan has been thinking about Ji Lin since Ji Lin left, and watched over her on this land."

"According to the few words in it, I found the approximate coordinates of the location of Jiuyou hidden in it."

Hearing this, Mei interjected: "Is it so powerful?"

"It's just the basic quality of a writer. Finding important information from words is a basic skill."

Yang Po said proudly: "Although I got the coordinates, I didn't go there immediately - because it has been more than 2000 years since Ji Lin's death, and there are many geological changes and changes in it. In addition to human-made development in recent years, I believe that the coordinates are no longer true and need to be corrected."

"On the second or third day, I rented a boat to go out to sea for surveying, and at the same time asked the fishermen if there was anything strange about this sea area."

"Finally, I finally got a piece of news from them. Although this sea area has always been rich in fishery, there is always a sea area that is poor in fish for some reason, and few people go to it."

"Even during this period of time, the fishery exploded, and there was no movement in that sea area, and it was almost impossible to catch a few fish in a day."

"In the end, I determined that the fish-poor area may be where the legendary Jiuyou is located."

Having said that, Yang pointed to the red circle above the map.

"That's the place."

Chapter 12: Sleeping Waters

Not long after, the chariot came to the sea area circled on Yang's map.

"We have arrived."

Li Huan took out a microphone in the cockpit and connected it to the stereo in the living room: "Girls, it's time to work."

After finishing speaking, Li Huan directly took out the game console from the space, put his legs on the steering wheel like an old man, pushed the backrest down, and then started to play the game.

According to the requirements of the mission, what Li Huan needs to do this time is to be a means of transportation, and if they have an emergency, they will come to rescue the scene. It doesn't matter half a dime.

After all, he is not Qiyana and the others' nanny, and it is impossible to help them solve everything. The things they can do by themselves have nothing to do with Li Huan.

Hearing this, Bronya stood up from the sofa and said, "Bronya understands, and now I'm going to conduct a survey."

Mei also got up and said: "Then I will help Bronya to investigate together."

The two left the living room together, while Fu Hua adjusted his glasses and said, "In this case, Qiyana and I will go to sort out the diving equipment we will use next."