People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

[I still did something. 】The system replied【But it's a good thing. 】

[But what I want to say is not this, you should be mentally prepared first. 】

"What do you mean?"

[I mean, after you are mentally prepared, let's look back. 】

The system said helplessly: 【I hope you won't be scared. 】

Seeing the system's attitude, Li Huan had a bad feeling in his heart, but he still took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and looked back according to the system's words.

Then, his pupils constricted.

Chapter 45: Geek in disguise

Chapter 45: Geek in disguise

Time, back to the moment when Li Huan put on the mask.

When Li Huan put on the mask, the mask seemed to come alive and began to stick to Li Huan's face.

"Er... um... ah!!!!!!"

Li Huan felt an indescribable pain on his face, and when he made an expression on his masked face, the mask also began to make the same expression.

After keeping it like this for a moment, Li Huan suddenly lowered his head, dropped his hands, and stood still

Hei Jilin on the opposite side would not just watch Li Huan do nothing. She looked at Li Huan who was not moving. She just thought about it briefly, then raised the Xuanyuan Sword in her hand, and finally slashed at Li Huan fiercely!

The terrifying black sword energy reappeared and rushed towards Li Huan.

And Li Huan still didn't move at all, and still kept that posture motionless, letting the black sword energy swallow him up—————

boom! ! ! ! !

The black sword energy exploded with a violent bombing sound during the hit, and after the impact and smoke dissipated, Li Huan's figure was gone, and he seemed to have been completely killed.

"ended……"

Looking at this scene, Hei Jilin showed an indifferent expression, as if he just saw an inevitable result for this result. .

Under Chi You's instructions, she turned her target to Ji Zi who was unconscious beside her.

"As long as you get rid of her, then you can go home..."

She muttered words, and then controlled the iron horse, walking step by step in the direction of Ji Zi.

But at this moment——

"Oh~ dear miss, it looks like you have a lot of trouble on your face."

A frivolous, flamboyant, and without a trace of seriousness sounded in Hei Jilin's ear, and at the same time, she felt as if a hand was placed on her shoulder.

And at that moment, Hei Jilin was suddenly shocked to find that he couldn't move.

That kind of feeling is like being lucky enough to float up from the water when you are drowning, and when you think you are saved, you are suddenly dragged into the water again, that feeling of powerlessness.

"But it seems that your troubles are not serious. It's just a little kid crying and wanting to go home."

The voice continued to speak, and then, a face gradually came over from behind her shoulder and leaned against her shoulder.

"I can understand the loneliness of not going home for a long time... But, is it too much?"

In the end, Hei Jilin used the corner of his eye to finally see what that face looked like——

It was a dark green face that looked grotesque and comical.

"Facing the bad boy who dares to do anything, uncle's punishment show is about to begin!"

As soon as the words fell, Hei Jilin felt the hand holding him on his shoulder begin to exert force, and then as the sky spun, Hei Jilin saw that he had already flown into the sky, and for some reason, he was still holding the hand on his shoulder, and the hand was extended like a rubber in an unscientific way.

And she also saw clearly, the whole picture of the owner of the arm.

Although his face turned green and looked ridiculous, his clothes were the same as Li Huan's.

That’s right, this guy in front of him——

Before Hei Jilin could think about it, she was pushed to the ceiling, both human and horse.

boom------

Accompanied by the sound of the ceiling cracking, Li Huan's hand also calmly retracted from the stretched shape.

And Hei Jilin also fell from the ceiling with his horse and man, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Hahaha, how's it going? Didn't the tricks go well before the start?".

Li Huan—or a geek in disguise, showed a very exaggerated smile at this time, then looked at himself, and frowned.

"It's really tasteless, and the clothes are so plain, how can you become a star handed down like this?"

As he spoke, he began to spin on the spot, turning into a black whirlwind, surrounded by very funny spinning sound effects.

And when the whirlwind stopped, he was already completely new.

A hip-hop flamboyant suit full of the flavor of the last century appeared on it, and in his hand was a colorful round hat.

He put on the round hat, then took out a mirror, looked at his face, nodded in satisfaction, and then showed a smile with white teeth, with bright spots on it.

"Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye. This is what a handsome young man should look like—do you want to touch up some makeup?"

While the disguised geek was still thinking about it, Hei Jilin who stood up again seemed a little embarrassed just now, but he raised his sword again, and then released the usual black sword aura before.

The black sword aura flew towards the disguised geek who was dressing up, but it still looked at itself with a mirror in its hand, and didn't care about the black sword aura at all.

Just before the black sword energy was about to hit him, he suddenly took out a traffic sign from behind his buttocks, and stuck it on the ground.

At the top of the road sign, there is a big prohibition sign.

But when the black sword energy flew in front of the road sign, it suddenly stopped.

"Sir, no passage is allowed here."

The disguised geek didn't even look at it, and stretched out a hand to drive away the sword qi. The sword qi seemed to have life, and stayed in place pitifully, looking left and right. After bending for a while as if in deep thought, he flew backwards fiercely at a speed that was more than twice as fast as before.

"what?!"

Hei Jilin showed a startled expression for the first time, and was hit by his own attack.

Under the rendering of the shock, the hair of the disguised geek was blown up a little. He seemed to have some inspiration, then took out a comb to comb himself, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Perfect, this is a handsome handsome man."

【What time are you wasting?The first time you come out is not to let you go, but to work. 】

Just when he put away the mirror, the voice of the system appeared next to his ears [this time, you can only do things for 5 minutes according to the rules, don't waste the precious time when you come out for the first time. 】

"Don't have such a big reaction, buddy." The disguised geek said in a frivolous tone as if chatting with some acquaintance: "After all, it's my first time coming out, so of course I need to spend some time dressing up."

He straightened his collar, then looked in Hei Jilin's direction.

The smoke dissipated, and Hei Jilin was not harmed by his own attack. For such a result, the disguised ghost was not surprised at all. He closed his palms, and then slowly opened them, and a crutch appeared in his hand.

Leaning on crutches and supporting his waist with one hand, he said to Hei Jilin.

"Okay, Miss, I've been waiting for a long time, let your punishment show begin now."

Chapter 46: Absolute Crushing

Chapter 46: Absolute Crushing

Hei Jilin, who inexplicably ate her own attack, was very confused, but this did not prevent her from being injured.

Chi You, as a judge-level Honkai beast, has already surpassed the distance of Treasure Island, and its most proud ability is devouring.

It can devour a city of 6340.5 square kilometers (equivalent to a magic capital) in one bite, and this is not its upper limit. It can devour existences of an order of magnitude higher. This is also the fact that the energy of the cloud bomb was sucked away before. The devoured things will turn into energy in the body, and continue to drive Chi You forward.

Even in modern times, it is almost impossible for the Mandate of Heaven to destroy Chi Youna without bringing out some unconventional existences.

If Ji Lin hadn't sacrificed his life for the seal 5000 years ago, and the seals given by various insightful people in the future, he would have been a natural disaster that filled the world with nightmares.

Therefore, it can be seen how powerful the Chinese people who have been able to continuously strengthen and even completely seal Chi You in the Research Office over the years are.

And as a part of Chi You, the judge-level Honkai Beast, Hei Jilin has now obtained almost all of Chi You's authority and support, and is currently the strongest and last resort Chi You has inside.

She has an indestructible defense, a body that hardly gets tired, a huge amount of energy as a backup, and the legendary magic weapon Xuanyuan Sword that has been controlled by her, a hexagonal warrior with almost no shortcomings inscribed on her body and mind.

It can be said that the current Hei Jilin is Chi You in human form, and therefore, she is not afraid of any enemies.

"Dressed up as a clown?"

Hei Jilin stepped on the horse and looked down at the strange man in disguise: "This will not change your ending, but it will make your death even more ridiculous."

"Haha, miss, you know how to joke."

The disguised geek kept smiling, looked at Hei Jilin and said, "But as a puppet in someone else's skin, you are indeed very humorous."

Hearing this, Hei Jilin's face dropped, "I'm Ji Lin...the real Ji Lin."

"Ahahaha!" The disguised geek laughed exaggeratedly: "It's a real fake? Why did people know about clowns 5000 years ago? It wasn't even invented in that era."

"Although they look very similar, they just used the remnant soul of that poor girl who sealed you to cover it up. You are so intrigued, Chi You."

Hearing the answer from the strange man in disguise, Hei Jilin was silent for a while, then his expression became distorted: "...I am Ji Lin... Anyone who dares to stop me from going home will die!"

With a low growl, she rode her horse towards the strange man in disguise.

"Hahaha, I've become angry from embarrassment." Faced with the horse rushing towards him, the disguised geek laughed out loud, "You're having such a good time even lying to yourself."

While laughing, he suddenly spread his legs apart, then his feet stretched abruptly, and his entire crotch turned into a huge arch, avoiding Hei Jilin's thrust in such an impossible way.

The disguised geek who escaped put one hand to his mouth and made a loudspeaker reminder: "The hammer is coming~~~"

After he finished speaking, centering on his waist, the crutch in his hand turned into a big iron ball, and then his upper body turned into a pendulum. Then he quickly looked towards his crotch, and threw the hammer towards Hei Jilin who was under his crotch.

The speed was unbelievably fast. At the beginning of the swing, it was still at a normal speed, but then it suddenly broke through the sound barrier, rubbing a cloud of blue light in the air, and hit Hei Jilin hard who couldn't react.

She was thrown away by the iron ball just like that, and then she was thrown to the wall together with the horse and man, smashing out a big human and horse seal.

The disguised geek who threw out the hammer took advantage of the opportunity, his body rolled in the air for a week and returned to normal, and then the crutch in his hand turned into an umbrella. He opened the umbrella and fell down leisurely while holding the umbrella.

"Aha, how is it, wonderful?"

When it landed on the ground, the masked man turned the umbrella into a crutch again, just leaning on the crutch, dragging the hat with one hand, pretending to be very handsome.

It's a pity that his face can't be serious at all.

Hei Jilin, who slowly fell out of the wall, fell to the ground weakly. She just wanted to prop herself up, but when she was halfway through, she suddenly spit out black and purple Houkai liquid from her mouth, and then lay down on the ground panting.

The iron ball just now not only ignored her defense, but also dealt a heavy blow to her.

"What's the matter, miss?" The disguised geek taunted while taking leisurely steps, "I haven't performed well yet, why are you tired... Do you want me to prepare a quilt for you so that you can sleep well?"

"Stop looking down on people..."

Hei Jilin got up from the ground angrily and instantly recovered from her injuries with the support of Chi You. She stretched out her hand to summon the Xuanyuan Sword, grabbed the hilt, and then swung several sword qi in an instant, turning into an unavoidable The net of sword energy struck towards the strange man in disguise at high speed.

But the disguised geek seemed to be unable to reflect it, and was instantly pierced by the sword energy net.

Then he only maintained his fighting posture for a while, and then suddenly broke into pieces and straddled the ground.

"ended……"

Watch the masquerading as it crumbles into pieces.Hei Jilin returned to his indifferent look before.

She just turned around and wanted to pick up her horse, but suddenly felt her feet being pulled by something.

She lowered her head in shock, only to find that a hand was holding her foot.

"Hee hee, surprise~~"

A creepy laugh sounded, Hei Jilin turned around in astonishment, and then almost met a dark green smiling face.

"Cut people into pieces at will, you are really bad."

There was only one disguised geek whose head was floating in the air, showing a disappointed and sad expression: "It's a pity... In the face of bad boys, we have to impose—"

"Slap punishment!"

Accompanied by the whistling of the wind, Hei Jilin was hit repeatedly by a palm floating in the air. The originally beautiful face gradually became distorted and abstracted under the influence of the slap, and then the slap rotated 360 degrees in the air, and was slapped into the imprint on the wall before.

After doing all this, the part of the disguised ghost that was cut into pieces began to recover naturally, and finally regained its fighting power on the ground steadily.

He tidied up his clothes and disguise, and said very easily, "It's a piece of cake."