People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

In this case, even if there is a unified management system, the leftover software still exists, and you can just open it and play again in the next class.

In this case, it is better to install an xp system, so that even if they want to play, they will completely give up because the system does not support it.

Although it has no effect on Li Huan at all.

Press the button on the disc-loading part of the main unit, and the part where the disc is placed will pop out automatically.

Take out the Shenzhou Ancient Martial Arts Fool Edition from the space, cut out the disc, put it inside, press the button again to put the disc in.

As the disc was put in, the figure of the disc spinning began to sound in the main unit.

On the display screen, the multimedia software automatically popped up and played the contents of the disc.

"here we go."

Li Huan sat upright, swallowed his saliva, and began to watch the video.

[This article was filmed by the China Ancient Martial Arts Transmitter and the National Television and Broadcasting Bureau. 】

The opening statement is such a video source statement, and there is a red stamp of the Radio, Film and Television Bureau in the lower left corner of this line to prove the authenticity of this sentence.

But, no matter how you look at it, it's inexplicably funny.

Li Huan also subconsciously complained: "Is this thing still supported by the Bureau of Radio, Film and Television? Could it be a national martial arts?"

Before he could finish complaining, a man appeared.

It was a man in a black exercise suit, with silver-white hair, and looked like an old man.

But although the hair is white, the man's eyes are piercing, and the years can't hide his handsomeness. The faint smile on his face brings a natural joy to the man. His whole body is full of the feeling of a small person, but he will be straightened up again, showing his unyielding will to live with a straight waist even if he is a small person.

Li Huan looked at this man, but his whole body trembled with excitement, and he blurted out: "Isn't this fucking Xing Ye!"

[Yes, but not. 】

The system just spoke suddenly:

[The man in the video in front of you is indeed exactly the same as the funny master in your original world, but it is very different in essence. 】

"What do you mean?"

Li Huan, who was out of the excited state, asked a little puzzled.

[This man is just one of the images created by that funny master, just keep quiet and continue watching. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, the man in the video introduced himself.

[Hello everyone, I am the current heir of Shenzhou Ancient Martial Arts, He Jinyin. 】

[I am also your teacher. Today, I will teach you how to learn ancient Chinese martial arts. 】

【Students who are watching, please do not take out popcorn, melon seeds, peanuts, and Coke to watch. 】

[If you have already started eating, I hope you are not mistaken. Respecting teachers and loving children is a traditional virtue. First, I will honor these things to the teacher before I talk about them. 】

"Grass."

At the beginning, Li Huan couldn't help laughing.

[For those who practice martial arts, don’t forget that practicing martial arts is for strengthening the body, healing the body and mind, and ensuring that you will not be bullied by others, not for hurting others with martial arts]

[Martial ethics is the most basic foundation of our ancient Chinese martial arts. Speaking of martial arts is the most basic quality that a disciple of ancient Chinese martial arts should have. 】

[I hope that everyone who is watching this video can become a good student who teaches martial arts and establishes a new style. 】

In the video, He Jinyin took a bowl of tea from somewhere, took a sip and continued.

[And now, I will teach you the foundation of the ancient martial arts of China - fighting]

Chapter 23: The Right Way to Study

Chapter 23: The Right Way to Study

The entire video is 24 minutes long.

This duration was also stated on the plastic packaging, so Li Huan specifically told Qiyana, asking her to give him at least 10 minutes.

Of course, the specific reason was not mentioned, after all, such things as skills are also secrets.

Fortunately, Qiyana is a very convincing master—or she is very able to tolerate Li Huan's difficulties.

Leaving that aside, focus on the video content.

In the video, Master Xing—I mean He Jinyin patiently taught the main points and content of ancient Chinese martial arts.

"The so-called most introductory content is to have a tolerant heart, to have the form of fighting with arms, to be tolerant to everything in the world, you can say that you are all my wings, and you can smile and forgive your wife for wearing a green hat. You can forgive her boyfriend with a smile..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, the last two are my nonsense. If you encounter the above situation, please remember to beat her or him to death, you are right."

Then He Jinyin also began to demonstrate the effect of ancient Chinese martial arts.

The first is some relatively simple demonstrations, such as melee combat, being hit by a fist, nothing.It's okay to be hit by a club, but it's okay to be hit by a kitchen knife.

Then He Jinyin did a hard job on it. He found a chainsaw from nowhere, and asked the demonstrator to chop at his little brother with the chainsaw.

The demonstrator seemed terrified, looked at He Jinyin and said, "No way, Master He, this is too dangerous."

In the end, He Jinyin was very embarrassed and replied: "Brother, I didn't say no, you said no, you are still a man? Hurry up! I don't have time!"

At that time, the demonstrator was also annoyed by the provocation, and directly chopped the chainsaw towards He Jinyin's lower step.

When Li Huan saw this, he even felt an inexplicable phantom pain in his lower body.

Then the chainsaw cut the middle and lower spans for about two or three minutes, but it failed to break through the defense at all.

"Have you seen it? This is the initial application of the ancient martial arts of China." He Jinyin explained without changing his face: "After years of absorption and transformation, the ancient martial arts of China have become a peerless magic skill that completely exceeds the level of Shaolin's golden bell jar in terms of defense. Your entire body has completely become like a copper wall and an iron wall, and there is no door to break through—well, you can turn off the chainsaw."

"Master He! The chainsaw won't turn off!"

"What~~~~??? Take it off, don't break it!"

Accompanied by a burst of panic, the scene of nice boet began to play on the screen.

For some reason, Li Huan seemed to understand something after reading this passage, and took out the packing box to take a look.

【Due to various force majeure, this teaching was originally scheduled to end in one volume and was forcibly divided into two volumes. 】

"The force majeure of being divided into two volumes is that the niceboat scene keeps appearing in the demo, right?"

Li Huan complained while continuing to watch the video.

After less than half a minute of niceboat, He Jinyin's hearty smile appeared on the video again.

At the same time, Li Huan sharply saw that He Jinyin had changed into a pair of trousers. It seemed that the previous trousers had been cut to pieces by a chainsaw.

However, judging from He Jinyin's relaxed expression, the chainsaw still failed to cause him any harm in the end.

Next, He Jinyin began to demonstrate the damage of thermal weapons. Pistols, shotguns, submachine guns, grenades, Gatling sniper rifles and other ammunition were taken out, and then they fired directly at He Jinyin.

He Jinyin took all these attacks without changing his face, just like a superman.

With such a fierce attitude, Li Huan was fascinated by watching it.

Can such a powerful defense be exchanged for only [-] joy points?

It was so fascinating to him.

24 minutes passed in such a flash, until the end of the video, Li Huan was still thinking about the content.

Tom was already lying on the floor beside him snoring and fell asleep. It seemed that the reason for the attack of the zombies was that the big lazy cat didn't have enough sleep. He slept as long as he could, even if it was already midnight.

Then he noticed a strange thing.

"No, what about my skills? I finished reading, why haven't I learned the skills yet?"

Li Huan looked at his status bar in bewilderment. There were no other skills on it except the one he had given in the lottery.

"What kind of situation... No, wait, is it possible that I have to learn this thing after I bought it!"

A terrible thought appeared in Li Huan's mind, he got up excitedly and slapped the table and roared, "Damn you, you're cheating, aren't you!"

The shout scared Tom from his sleep on the spot, the whole cat jumped to the ceiling and hung there, looking at Li Huan in horror.

Li Huan took a deep breath and controlled his emotions.

"Damn it, is it really necessary to find a time to watch this thing over and over again, and spend time learning it by yourself?"

Li Huan watched the video with a gloomy face, he didn't have that to learn now!

Looking at the time, the agreed time is approaching, Li Huan can only choose to let it go.

If you continue to stay here, you will get nothing, so go back.

Just when he was about to leave, an accident happened.

Maybe it was unintentional, Li Huan didn't pay attention when he was leaving, and accidentally tripped over the chair behind him.

Li Huan suddenly lost his balance and fell forward. In a panic, he subconsciously grabbed the display screen and stabilized his figure.

However, just as he stabilized his balance and was about to stand up, his back heel stepped on the foot of the chair, and he lost his balance again.

With just such a stagger, Li Huan fell down with the display screen.

Snapped!

With the sound, Li Huan fell to the ground hard.

And the display screen just hit Li Huan's face straight and straight.

All this happened so quickly that Tom didn't even have time to react. He saw the display screen hit his master's face, showing a very sympathetic expression.

It hurts to look at it!

He quickly ran to Li Huan's side, and then pulled up the display screen.

Picking up the monitor, at this moment Li Huan had punched and punched stars above his head, as if he had entered a coma.

Tom grabbed Li Huan, shook Li Huan, and suddenly said

"Are you ok?"

Tom can speak human language... not only can he speak, but he can even speak the languages ​​of the world. He is very proficient.

But as a cat, he usually doesn't like to speak out, but this time Li Huan seemed to be in a deep coma, so he could only open his mouth and try to call out his master.

Tom's call didn't seem to work, it could only just see that a miniature figure similar to him appeared in Li Huan's eyes, and he was doing martial arts at this time, as if he was practicing martial arts...

The coma didn't last long, and Li Huan woke up faintly soon.

Upon waking up, he saw Tom's cat face.

Seemingly watching his master wake up, Tom breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat off his head with his hands, and then shook it away.

If Li Huan doesn't wake up, Tom is going to take out the electric shock device to resuscitate him...

However, Li Huan's mind was a little messed up at this time.

Just now, the moment he was hit on the head by the monitor, he only felt countless information pouring into his brain.

All this information was poured into his brain in an orderly manner, which made him feel unspeakable discomfort.

The pain from being hit in the head was not enough to make him fall asleep, this information was the root cause of his coma.

He didn't wake up until he had completely digested the information.

[Congratulations on finishing your study. 】

The voice of the system came to mind inappropriately, Li Huan covered his head and asked in doubt: "What?"

[Look at your personal status bar and you will understand. 】

Li Huan listened and followed suit, and then saw that the skill of ancient Chinese martial arts had appeared in the skill column of his personal status bar.

"How is this going……"

Li Huan was a little confused about what was going on.

[One of the real uses of this disc is that when you watch this thing, you are hit in the head by the carrier used to watch it, so that you can directly learn that skill. 】

"Huh? Feeling like I spent so much time looking at things, is it a waste of time? The correct way to use it is to just use the monitor to hit my head directly?"

【Congratulations, you got it. 】

"You fucking..."

Li Huan couldn't take it anymore this time, just when he wanted to swear.