People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

"Go in, Rita, and see what's going on."

"Yes, Lord Otto."

Rita disconnected, jumped a few times in the building, and followed the chariot.

"The birth of the Pseudo-Herserscher?" Sitting on the chair, Otto crossed his hands, showing a playful expression: "It is really unexpected that there are Pseudo-Herserschers here."

"Then naturally born... or whose masterpiece?"

On the roof of the shopping mall, there are two small figures, one red and one blue, looking down at the downstairs.

Pink's voice sat on the edge of the roof, holding his calf in every possible way, and looking down boredly.

The blue figure was standing by the side, looking into the distance blankly.

When she saw the blue chariot galloping towards this direction, she opened her mouth to speak.

"It's here, just like Mom said."

"Hey, it's really here!" Seeing the chariot, the pink figure suddenly became lively: "Want to play with them?"

"Mom's order is just to monitor here, don't make extra trouble."

"Cut, let's go and inform mom."

Two figures left the rooftop.

Chapter 5: Let me take a shit first

Chapter 5: Let me take a shit first

At the entrance of the shopping mall, the chariot parked firmly in the special parking line, and then the door of the chariot was opened, and then it was Qiyana and the others who went down first.

They had already changed into their previous school uniforms, carrying weapons on their backs, and looked around the mall.

"It's really easy, I thought there was a fierce battle."

Qiyana looked at this empty space that no dead man could find, and couldn't help complaining: "It's like playing a game with a modifier turned on."

"This is a good thing." Bronya said blankly: "A large number of dead soldiers and Houkai beasts gathered here. I don't consider chariots and cats, but only consider the combat effectiveness of the existing members. If you want to break through head-on Extremely difficult."

"You're right..."

Even Kiyana has to admit that if they go by themselves, they will inevitably have a hard fight.

"In short, it's all thanks to this chariot, otherwise we wouldn't have come here so easily."

Looking at this chariot, Mei's expression was not relaxed: "What a scary cat."

While they were talking, Li Huan and Tom appeared.

"Okay, girls, are you ready, we are going to save people."

When the two of them appeared, everyone was silent.

"Let me tell you..." Qiyana looked at Li Huan with strange eyes: "Are you going to dress like this?"

Li Huan raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter? I just changed into a suitable outfit for our action. Is there any problem?"

Li Huan was dressed like a special force in CS. He was wearing a blue uniform, a helmet and tactical goggles on his head, and a mask on his face. He looked decent.

It's just that the tag on the back of his clothes was not removed, revealing that what he was wearing was not the real thing but a COS suit.

Tom next to him painted camouflage on his face, wore a red turban, and had a serious (self-confident) expression, like Rambo who was the first blood in COS.

"Don't think I can't see that you are playing cosplay!" Kiyana yelled: "Be serious! We are saving lives."

"Tsk, isn't it for the atmosphere?" Li Huan clicked his tongue. "After all, it's okay to change into a special forces uniform to save lives."

"Then get a real one! What are you doing wearing this kind of fake clothes that don't necessarily pass the quality standard!"

The discerning Qiyana saw through the quality of this cosplay costume at a glance, "You might as well change it back."

"cut"

Li Huan and Tom returned to the chariot. After a while, Li Huan, who had changed back to his previous clothes, came out of the chariot.

"That's all right." He held a banana. "Are you satisfied?"

Tom also had a banana, which the master and servant peeled and ate on the spot.

"Okay, okay, don't waste your time here"

Mei said, "We still have to save people."

She said to Yoko, "Take us to the place where your friend hid before, Yoko."

"Well, come with me, Kiyana, sister Bronya, sister Mei."

In a short period of time, Yoko has established a certain relationship with Qiyana and the others, and the titles have also become intimate.

She is about the same age as Qiyana, so she is called Kiyana by her name directly. One of Bronya and Mei is older than her, and the other is younger than her, so they are called brother and sister directly.

By the way, since Li Huan made fun of her and she had been driving just now, the relationship between her and Li Huan was still in a bad state.

Li Huan didn't care about this either, after all, Yang Zi was just a passer-by in any way, and the relationship didn't have to be bad.

"Anyway, let's go."

After Li Huan finished eating the bananas, he threw them aside instead of in the trash can.

Qiyana looked at Li Huan with vacant eyes: "I said, is it okay for you to throw garbage everywhere?"

"Anyway, no one cares about the police anymore, just throw it away." Li Huan put his hands in his pockets with a nonchalant expression on his face: "There are not many people alive now. Are you afraid that someone will step on this thing?"

Tom nodded, and then threw away the banana peel as well.

"ε=(?ο｀*))) Oh, forget it, I don't care about you."

Kiyana muttered, and then said to Yoko: "Yoko, take us to find your friend."

"Okay, everyone follow me!"

Yoko raised his baseball bat and led the way for Kiana and the others.

It is impossible to enter the mall from the front. The main entrance is the hall, and there must be a lot of dead men and Houkai beasts in the hall.

When Yangzi left the mall, he took another path, which was at the back door on the other side of the mall.

Normally, the back door should be locked, but luck favored her that day, and the back door was opened.

The reason was simple. The security guard guarding the back door of the mall that day encountered Honkai just as the door was about to close, and died on the spot.

This is cheaper for Yangzi, and now Yangzi took them all the way into the mall through the back door.

The dead soldiers and Honkai beasts they met along the way were very few. With the current strength of the Sanyu family, they were wiped out almost quickly, and they didn't even use hot weapons.

"It's quite easy to get here. I originally expected to fight or something."

Li Huan and Tom, who were at the back, didn't even exert their strength, and followed the three of them all the way through Wushuang.

Li Huan asked Yangzi at the front, "Hey, Yangzi, where is your friend?"

"It's in the utility room on the left ahead."

Yoko ran while talking, and immediately turned left and ran towards the depths.

The four people and the cat also accelerated, and then ran over, and then they saw Yoko stop in front of a door.

"It's here!"

Li Huan walked to the door and glanced at the door.

This is the utility room next to the toilet, which is used to store cleaning tools, and it happens to be the staff room for the cleaning staff to rest.

At this moment, Li Huan's face suddenly changed and he clutched his stomach.

"You guys open the door first." Li Huan said with a livid face, "I'll go to the toilet first, Tom, guard me outside the door."

After he quickly finished speaking, he ran directly to the men's room next to him, and Tom followed the master's order to the men's room.

Seeing Li Huan who suddenly became addicted to shit, the girls looked at each other inexplicably.

"Why did you suddenly lose the chain at this time." Qiyana frowned.

"Bronya guessed that it might be because he just ate a banana, and running just now promoted the body's digestive function, which then led to a sudden..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Mei immediately stopped Bronya's words: "Stop talking about such a disgusting topic, let's open the door first."

Several people nodded, and all turned their eyes towards the door.

Yang Zi looked at the door, his heart jumped for joy.

"Yangzi, I'm here to save you!"

Chapter 6: A Tough Battle

Chapter 6: A Tough Battle

When entering the men's room, Li Huan didn't look carefully, so he directly chose a cubicle to enter.

After closing the door, Li Huan took off his pants and sat on the toilet.

Japan is a country that is very particular about going to the toilet, at least their public toilets also use toilets.

For a child like Li Huan who grew up using squatting toilets, it is not so habitual to use the toilet, but now for Li Huan, who is in a hurry, he can't care so much.

After a minute or two, with a thunderous sound and Li Huan's happy voice, the battle in the toilet was over.

He was sitting on the toilet, lying down with a relaxed face. It was indeed a refreshing thing to empty out all the things in his stomach.

Just as he reacted from that feeling of comfort and was about to reach for the paper, he suddenly showed a horrified expression.

This toilet has no paper.

Li Huan only felt a chill creeping up from his back, directly reaching the top of the Tianling Gai.

"No paper? How come there is no paper?"

Just when he was helpless, the system said [Don't you know?One of the most famous places in this country is the toilet. 】

[The development of toilets here is very fast. Just after other countries are still using traditional squat toilets, they have already used smart toilets. 】

[The advantage of this kind of smart toilet is that you can use the butt cleaning function of this thing to clean your dermatitis without using paper. 】

"So that's it!" Li Huan suddenly realized, he turned his head to the back, and there really was a button.

He looked at it, and immediately saw a small person sitting on the toilet, and the toilet was facing the icon of spraying water on the small person.

"This is it!"

He reached for the button directly, and if nothing else happened, water would spray out and wash his ass—

"Ah?"

He pressed the button and nothing happened.

"What's going on, why didn't you respond?"

Regarding this scene, the system did not have any surprises: [No surprises, after the outbreak of the collapse, most places were cut off, and the central mall was also cut off.This smart toilet under your butt...]

【No electricity at all】

"Yes, damn it!"

Li Huan broke out in a cold sweat. He never thought that such a day would happen to him.

This is ten or even nine times more dangerous than when we fought against the Herrscher of Thunder!

He looked at the inventory on his body, and there was nothing in it that could be used to wipe his ass.

At least he can't wipe his ass with a hammer.

It's impossible to let him go out with shit like this. Not only is it uncomfortable to go out with shit between his buttocks, but if he is found out, his life will end!

"Tom!" Li Huan could only shout towards the toilet door: "Are you there? Give me some paper."

Outside the door, Tom was holding his nose with his paws to avoid the stench that could be so painful.

But at this moment, it heard Li Huan's voice calling it, and immediately rushed to the door.

After hearing the master's order, he immediately understood what to do.