People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

Chapter 1: Time for grown-ups

Chapter 1: Time for grown-ups

Step back a few minutes before the gigantic battleship appears.

On the rooftop of the shopping mall, Cocolia suddenly opened the door.

Then, she saw an extremely tragic scene.

On the roof, all the remaining Titans she brought had been dismantled into wreckage pieces, lying on the ground randomly.

And not far away, on the edge of a large hole leading to the inside of the China Unicom Mall, a man with white hair and a single ponytail was smoking with his only remaining right hand.

And at his feet, there were two people lying down, one was lying in the Yamcha style, the other was throwing his hands behind his back.

The faces of these two people seem to be that one has long pink hair and the other has blue hair. They are wearing the same style of dresses and uniforms with different details and colors, and the degree of exposure is quite high.

They each have a protruding horn on their heads, but the pink-haired one is on the right and the blue-haired one is on the left.

But what really makes them a little weird is that there is a long, non-human tail on the back and above the buttocks. This tail will move from time to time to prove that it is a living thing, not a good-looking decoration.

"You're here." Siegfried exhaled a puff of smoke, and looked at Cocolia with a finished expression: "It's really slow."

"Siegfried Kaslana..." Cocolia looked at Siegfried in a deep voice, "What are you doing?"

"What else can I do? Of course I stopped you."

He looked at Cocolia's gloomy expression and smiled: "Don't worry, these two little guys are not injured. I am very principled and I will not attack children." This sentence seems to be fine, but Siegfried's tone is full of yin and yang, which is obviously connoting Cocolia.

"Hmph, Siegfried." Cocolia chose to ignore the sharp thorns in his words: "Don't talk about those things that are there, I just want to ask you, do you want to tear up the cooperation with anti-entropy?"

After defecting from the Mandate of Heaven, Siegfried reached an alliance with Anti-Entropy, equivalent to half of Anti-Entropy.But now that he is fighting with Cocolia, who is also a member of the anti-entropy, the position will be in a very awkward state.

"Strange question." Siegfried took another puff of his cigarette: "But the question is why are you here?"

"I'm here to fight against the Third Herrscher, defeat it and recover it."

After Cocolia finished speaking, she then stared at Siegfried with very sharp eyes: "But you destroyed my daughter and the Titan I brought here, how do you explain it? You want to cross the line ?"

The current Cocolia is putting herself in a righteous perspective to question Siegfried's current actions. If Siegfried can't give a reasonable explanation and answer, she can go back to find the leader to fight and ask the leader to make a decision.

pity……

Just when Cocolia's abacus was clinking, Siegfried showed a very disdainful smile and said: "There is no special reason, it's just that my daughter is here, and now you want to take back the behavior of the Third Herrscher. Her life was in danger, so I stepped in to stop it."

"There are many reasons for me to cooperate with you. Among them, my daughter is a particularly important point... Cocolia, your current behavior is really crossing the line for me... Do you understand?"

"Besides, I remember that Walter mentioned my daughter, right? Even if he didn't mention your intelligence network, he should know that I have a daughter? You still want to do something when she is in this place?"

Speaking of this, Siegfried's eyes were full of hostility: "Don't think that your method is useful to me, Cocolia, whether it's moral kidnapping or power oppression, these things don't matter to me. From the moment you intend to hurt my most important family... I have only one way to go."

Feeling Siegfried's terrifying murderous aura, Cocolia felt that her breathing was suddenly full of pressure, and her cold sweat gradually became violent.

"I'll only say some things once, Cocolia, get your people out of here now." Ziegfried's eyes began to emit a purple light.

"Otherwise, I don't care about your identity or status. Those things will become clouds after I twist your head off. Don't treat yourself as something, clown."

When the final threat was released, Siegfried just squinted at Cocolia, seeing what she had planned.

After Cocolia's eyes wandered for a while, she replied helplessly: "Okay, I'll leave now, Siegfried, this time I will pay you for it."

After saying this, Siegfried smiled, then grabbed the blue-haired girl lying next to him with one hand, and threw her over, and then grabbed the pink-haired girl and threw them over together.

The two unconscious girls were thrown in front of Cocolia like sandbags. Cocolia looked at the two girls with pity, then carried them on his shoulders, and left the rooftop in despair.

Watching Cocolia leave, Siegfried took out another cigarette and lit it for himself, then exhaled a puff of smoke and commented: "I don't know what a so-called woman is."

"That's the kind of woman she is, and fortunately she's not a complete idiot."

A voice sounded from the rooftop, and upon hearing this voice, Siegfried was not surprised, but showed a speechless expression.

"Boss, let me tell you that you must be nearby, right? I'm afraid you watched the whole thing from the sidelines."

"Don't take what I said so badly. I'm not interested in rereading what I've known for a long time. I just came here to pick you up."

He slowly turned his head to the source of the sound, where, at some point, stood a man covered in black mosaic.Yes, this person was completely covered by mosaics, and he couldn't see what he looked like at all.

"You are still as mysterious as ever."

Siegfried looked at the Mosaic man with a habitual look, and the latter shrugged Mosaic's shoulders.

"It's just a necessary disguise." The Mosaic looked at Siegfried: "How is it? Did the matter go smoothly?"

"Qiana is safe, and the person from Destiny is coming soon, it seems to be Huberian." Siegfried threw away the cigarette butt: "Anyway, there is nothing to do here for the time being, and I will tell Teresa later if I have something to do."

"Aren't you hurt?"

"No, even as you said, boss, I can only wipe my butt with my right hand now. To deal with these guys, two fingers are enough."

After the two exchanged pleasantries for a while, the mosaic man put his hand on Siegfried's shoulder, and the next second, the two disappeared abruptly on the rooftop, as if they had never existed.

Chapter 2: Bad Boy Butt Destroyer

Chapter 2: Bad Boy Butt Destroyer

"what!!!!!"

Woke up from the nightmare, Xing suddenly opened his eyes

"Is it a dream? Is my uncle okay..."

She vaguely remembered what she saw when Li Huan gradually approached her while being watched step by step.

Xing is not an ordinary person, she is born with a strange power called the pupil of sin.

She can see the evil in the other person's heart through the appearance of things, so in her eyes, human beings are generally not human beings, but the embodiment of evil in their hearts: people who are greedy for money will become twisted banknotes, A gluttonous person has a big greedy mouth full of disgusting ugliness, just like the demons extended from the seven deadly sins.

Under the influence of this power, Xing has been unable to see normal humans since she was a child. In her eyes, everything in the world is distorted and terrifying like hell, and all the humans she picks up are grotesque and ridiculous.In the case of only seeing the evil and dark side of others for a long time, Xing's spirit gradually became distorted and manic, and finally formed the current personality.

But this is not the point, the point is when she went to hunt down Li Huan before.

Originally, in her eyes, Li Huan was a rare human-like image, but the only strange thing was that he didn't have a face, a veritable faceless man.But at the end, Li Huan relied on Jerry to reverse his own bad situation, and then approached her step by step.

She saw that the originally faceless face began to show facial features, and at the same time, the figure of the other party was constantly twisting and changing, gradually becoming———

"My head hurts..."

When thinking of this, Xing suddenly felt an indescribable pain in her head, which forcibly stopped her from thinking about what happened next.

Although she couldn't remember exactly what happened to Li Huan's image at that time, there was one thing that remained in her heart.That is endless fear, seeing indescribable despair, the extraordinary sense of fear caused by incomprehensible things, that is a desperate experience that has never been experienced before...

Thinking of this, Xing's body began to tremble. She just wanted to reach out to hug her head, but found that her hands were imprisoned.

"what?!"

Realizing this, she instantly returned to reality from fear. She looked around and found herself in the warehouse.

And her hands and head were imprisoned in something similar to ancient torture tools and handcuffs, and her lower body was forcibly fixed in a bent-standing posture by something.

To be honest, from the perspective of an outsider, this posture is a bit too white no matter how you think about it.

She tried to move and get rid of the confinement, but it was completely useless. Even with the power of the stigmata, the instrument of torture still remained motionless.

Just when she continued to struggle unbelievingly, she heard Ding's life, an emotionless mechanical sound.

[The awakening of the victim has been confirmed, and the system is officially activated. 】

The moment she heard this sentence, Xing stopped struggling, and several question marks appeared on her forehead.

system?What is this?

[Playing the remaining recording, please wait...]

After the machine finished speaking, there was only a sound of mechanical noise, and finally a beep - a man's voice sounded.

"Well...test test-okay, there should be no problem."

At the same time, a screen moved over from behind her, showing a figure of Li Huan holding a microphone.

"you!"

Seeing Li Huan's appearance, Xing stared straight at her eyes, and her tone was full of anger...and fear.

However, Li Huan on the screen did not answer her, but looked at her in a calm tone and said with a pair of dead fish eyes.

"Well, good morning, uh - I don't know what my name is at all, when you see this video, I must have left."

"When I wanted to continue punishing you before, you actually went into a coma from shock. This made me feel very uncomfortable. Ah, after all, you see, you chased me all the way with your gang of inhuman mechanical men, and forced me to hide in the box like a prodigal mouse."

In the middle of speaking, Li Huan glanced down slightly from the corner of his eyes, and then added, "Jerry, this is just a description, not an offense, don't look at me like that."

"Well, in short, because you passed out suddenly, I couldn't vent the anger in my heart at all, but you are a young child anyway, and you can't do something too radical to you. Fortunately, I suddenly thought of a good idea in my genius brain, and took the time to turn it into reality—"

"The thing that restrains you now is a masterpiece that I provided inspiration, and it was completed by an unknown master - its name is [Bad Boy Butt Destroyer]"

"To make it simple, this is a spanking machine that starts shortly after you wake up and spanks you continuously for an hour."

"We spent a few minutes researching how spanking can make people feel the extreme pain without passing out, so don't worry, I promise you, in the next hour you will clearly feel what is called the most painful in the world"

"Have a good time~886~"

The recording was played at this point, and the video also turned to black, and Xing, who had finished watching, had only one sentence in his heart.

——"There's something wrong with your mother!"

[The recording has ended, and the Bad Boy Butt Destroyer is officially starting. 】

Just when Xing wanted to swear a few words, a mechanical hand suddenly took a mouth ball and sealed Xing's mouth. At the same time, behind Xing's buttocks, a mechanical hand directly pulled off her pants, feeling Xing shuddered as the cool wind blew across her butt.

And that robotic hand raised high, aimed at Xing's butt, and hit it hard!

Snapped!

"Ohh Ohh ohh!!!!!"

The heart-wrenching pain came from his own buttocks, and the teary-eyed Han cried out, but because of the ball in his mouth, it could only be turned into a whimper.

After this slap, Xing's slapped left buttocks turned red, which shows how strong the slap was.

However, this was just the beginning, after the left buttock was spanked, the mechanical hand changed its position and slammed down on Xing's right buttock!

Snapped!

"Ohh Ohh ohh!!!!!"

With this slap, Xing's right buttock was also slapped red, and she cried out again in painful whimpers.

After two slaps, the girl's white butt was now slapped like a monkey's butt, extremely red.

After these two slaps, the mechanical hand temporarily stopped.

ended?

This idea appeared in Xing's heart, but it was just a wish...

There was also an opposing mechanical hand on the other side. The two-fingered mechanical hand crossed its fingers and began to do warm-up exercises. Creaking joints sounded inexplicably from the mechanical hand, and then the two mechanical hands aimed at Xing's. Ass, swung down fiercely!

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!!!!!!!"

Then, the sound of spanking like a storm sounded in the warehouse, and at the same time, Xing's crazily painful whimpers sounded.

It wasn't until an hour later that Cocolia found Xing in the warehouse, and when she found Xing, she could only see the bad boy butt destroyer who automatically destroyed after completing the task, and Xing who was lying face-to-face in an orz position, his butt was so red that it was difficult to look directly at it, his pants were completely soaked due to incontinence, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes———

By the way, after going back, Xing spent half a year to heal the psychological trauma caused by this time, but in the end, she could only let it go, and replaced the spanking with severe ptsd.

Chapter 3: Tickets for advanced courses in Shaolin Temple

Chapter 3: Tickets for advanced courses in Shaolin Temple

"Name?"

"Li Huan."

"age?"

"19"

"Birth place?"

"Southern China..."

In a small room, Li Huan, with his hands in handcuffs, was answering the other party's questions very cooperatively.