I, the first son, became a woman

"Okay! Let's start!"

Grinning, holding a frying spoon in his hand.

Although Xia Juan had never been in the kitchen.

I don't know anything about the use of this stove and so on.

But as the saying goes, one knows everything, and one knows everything.

Xia Juan felt that he had read a lot of poetry and books, was full of economics, and was smart enough.

As long as you explore for a while, you should be able to quickly master the skills of this cooking.

click!

Xia Juan just went down with a spoon.

Suddenly, the scorched bottom of the pot and the egg merged into one, and all of them were shoveled up by Xia Juan.

Under the blazing fire, the eggs solidified quickly at a speed almost visible to the naked eye, until they were cooked to the point of smoking.

"Is this familiar?"

"Although the appearance is not very good...but..."

"Huh? What smell?!"

Reaching out, I was about to pick up a small piece of it and taste it.

But Xia Juan just stretched out his hand.

Immediately, I felt a strange smell from the tip of my nose.

"Huh? Is this smell...?"

Some pungent, some choking?

and……

There seems to be some sound?

whoosh-

Pole!

Just when Xia Juan was frowning, thinking hard, and was about to bow his head to follow the smell.

Suddenly.

There was a whistling sound from under the stove.

Then something exploded!

The sound wasn't too loud, but it was too sudden and startled Xia Juan.

"Damn... what is this?"

"What should I do if I lure someone over?!"

"hateful!"

His complexion changed.

His eyes scanned the window.

Seeing that luckily no one noticed, Xia Juan sighed, followed the smell, and lowered his head.

That little head also turned around for a moment, looking over Xia Juan's body.

"Zizi..."

"Zizi..."

In his eyes, he casually saw a lot of ignited fuses.

Xia Juan's eyes widened in an instant, his face pale.

But she didn't have time to react.

next second...

"I almost thought I was going to die! Fortunately, I got Di Fu's life!"

"Yeah, thanks to Uncle Li's speed! Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to eat my favorite braised pork!"

Holding hands, followed by Uncle Li who smiled helplessly.

Zhaodi and Nannan walked into the house bouncing around.

But suddenly, the two frowned.

"Strange, do you smell anything?"

"smell--?!"

For a moment, Uncle Li, Zhaodi and Nannan all looked puzzled.

The three of them looked at each other, then slowly, they looked towards the kitchen at the same time.

"Hey, it seems to be the voice from the kitchen!"

Boom-!

The second after the voice just fell!

A huge explosion directly toppled the roof of the kitchen, earth-shattering!

All the fireworks and firecrackers were raised to the critical point by the scorching heat almost at the same time.

The moment Xia Juan's eyes fell.

The gunpowder came out in full force, crackling and turning into a billowing thick smoke, covering the entire kitchen.

boom!

The kitchen wall, which had not been repaired for a long time, was directly blasted with a big hole.

The sky was full of thick fog, and it was pitch black!

Uncle Li twitched the corners of his mouth and raised his head little by little.

Above the kitchen, there are countless fireworks continuously rising into the air.

Whoosh, and then exploded into splendor.

"Ah! Why are fireworks set off in broad daylight?!"

"Oh! Mother, look! Someone set off fireworks!"

"Strange... what kind of big family is that?"

Bah!Bah!Bah!Bah!Bah!

On the street next to the house.

Pedestrians and passengers were immediately overwhelmed by this, and the fireworks and firecrackers flying all over the sky attracted their attention.

Countless people turned their heads and watched the fireworks spread over the kitchen.

Can't help but nod in praise, discussing with relish.

It's just that Uncle Li almost passed out, and his legs were weak for a while.

"My kitchen...!"

Uncle Li took a few steps forward, then staggered and knelt down on the ground.

He stared dumbfounded at the kitchen in front of him being burned to pieces, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

It's just that he still hasn't finished speaking.

Beside her, there was already the sound of Nannan and Zhaodi starting to sharpen their knives.

"Uncle Li, Mr. Ye told us that we must keep our word."

Nannan opened her innocent eyes and raised the extremely sharp knife in her hand.

"You just said, if the lock is opened, we will cut off your head."

"Hee hee hee... A promise of gold!"

One left and one right, the two little girls pressed on step by step.

Uncle Li was also frightened for a while, his legs went limp.

I couldn't help lying on the ground and retreating again and again, running wildly, but there was no way to retreat.

"Uncle Li—"

The knife is finally close at hand.

Nannan grinned, raised the knife and dropped it, but stopped abruptly.

"Uncle Li! How is my acting?!"

He opened his eyes tremblingly.

In front of them, Zhaodi and Nannan had already put down their blades, laughing and laughing at themselves.

The corners of Uncle Li's mouth twitched a few times, only then did he realize that he had been played with by two little girls.

"You two little girls, look at me...huh?!"

"What... is this sound?"

Behind.

Amidst the billowing smoke, there was a sudden sound of footsteps.

Uncle Li's expression changed, and he exchanged a glance with Zhaodi's daughter.

The three of them swallowed a mouthful of saliva, suddenly having an ominous premonition in their hearts.

The atmosphere also unknowingly became tense.

They paused and turned their heads away.

The sound of footsteps also stopped slowly as a figure stepped out of the black smoke.

"Damn it-!!!"

Chapter 810 Results

Explosion in the kitchen.

Nannan, Zhaodi, and Uncle Li only saw a disheveled, dark figure walking out in a state of embarrassment.

She seemed to be holding something in her hand, and she grinned horribly.

In an instant, the mind can no longer bear it with too many stimulations.

Uncle Li foamed at the mouth on the spot, and fell to the ground unconscious.

Zhaodi and Nannan rushed away with their heads in their arms, and disappeared in a hurry, walking like flying.

"Those two little girls, what are you doing?"

Looking at the eyes with confusion, the three of them ran around, dizzy.

Xia Juan looked around in confusion, and finally his eyes fell on a water tank outside the kitchen.

The water surface was still spinning, trembling, and rippling because of the explosion.

Xia Juan looked down casually.

As a result, on the surface of the water, a guy dressed like a "beggar" appeared all at once in pitch black, with colorful faces.

This... This is me? !

Damn!

Naturally, an explosion of that magnitude would not cause much harm to Xia Juan.

But her hair and clothes were not so lucky.

Xia Juan really didn't expect it.