I play color 6 in rice flower town
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"A unique way of communicating... well."
Miss Wang nodded with a half understanding.
Although she is unruly and self-willed, and even has a bad habit of smoking, Princess Mira is still a good girl in general, and she is relatively taboo about matters between men and women, let alone some deeper dark things.
Just because she doesn't understand doesn't mean Mine Fujiko doesn't understand either!
In essence, Mine Fujiko and Lu Bang and others can basically be attributed to the same kind of people. They both advocate freedom and like to live the life of a libertine. Of course, traditional concepts of chastity will not be a reason to restrict them.
In various senses, Mine Fujiko is a very open woman, um~ the premise is to have someone who is useful to her, so she still knows a lot about some weird things.
It's like talking about something that's going on in the bathroom right now...
In the bathroom, the majestic world-class thief Lupine was being cut behind his back with both hands, and a powerful big hand grabbed his two wrists, making it impossible for him to break free. Souji Kudo stepped on Lupine's back arrogantly.
This guy's behavior can be called brutal. He dragged Lupine into the bathroom the moment Lupine opened the bathroom door in a daze, and then removed several major joints on the other's limbs to prevent This guy resisted, and his movements were as smooth as a ding jie ox.
Lupine had no choice but to guess that this guy belonged to the chief interrogator in the peacekeeping force.
"Tell me, what fancy things are you going to do this time?" Kudo Sousuke grinned grimly and tightened Lupine's wrist, and picked up a toilet from the toilet to suck.
"...you don't have to be so wicked, do you?" Lupine showed resistance in his eyes.
He really couldn't be sure if this guy would do bad things like force him to lick the toilet with his tongue and suck after he resisted strictness.
"Don't worry, I won't let you lick it."
Sousuke Kudo waved the toilet and laughed, his voice sounded like an ancient god's whisper in Lupine's ear: "Look, this oak handle is long and thick, a full fifty centimeters in length, if you don't tell me honestly If not, I think you are likely to go to the anorectal department of Tokyo Hospital."
"..."
The face of the monkey-faced thief suddenly turned into a pig's liver.
The lethality of this sentence is even more terrifying to a straight man than so many philosophical voices before.
Generally, it is nothing more than hemorrhoids and tumors that will go to the anorectal department.
This is relatively normal, and there is nothing shameful about it. It is also normal for white-collar workers to suffer from hemorrhoids after sitting in an office all year round.
But if you are a big man and go to the anorectal department and tell the doctor in charge that you have an anal rupture...
What do you think people will think?
The most important things in a man's life are money, beauty, face, or dignity.
However, all these will become worthless in front of Chrysanthemum!
It doesn't matter how rich you are.
No matter how many beautiful girls are around you.
It doesn't matter how many people nod and bow to you when you walk out.
As long as you lightly say "your chrysanthemum has been exploded", everything will be over in an instant.
Just like what the Buddha once said to the Jade Emperor - you were beaten by a monkey.
and so!
he!Lupine the Third!
As the grandson of Sihano Yasen Robin from the world of thieves!
You must guard your chrysanthemum!
He will resist!
"That's a long story..." Lupine laughed.
While scratching his head and trying his best to delay the time to attract Souji Kudo's attention, he began to move his body slightly, trying to put his removed joints back together.
At least, the shoulder part of the upper limb must be connected back first.
However~
"Huh???" After being keenly aware of the other party's pettiness, Kudo Souji immediately questioned the shrimp dumpling, and subconsciously increased the strength of his hands.
Lupine's small movements froze for a moment, and he turned his head with a smirk: "Ahaha...it was discovered..."
The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly froze.
Half a second later, accompanied by a sad cry of tears from the listener, the monkey-faced thief's two wrists were also removed.
The shrillness of his screams made the second daughter in the room outside the bathroom shiver uncontrollably.
Fuck, is this guy a devil?
Especially a long-legged mature woman who planned to use her beauty as a weapon before.
Listening to the screams coming from the bathroom, Mine Fujiko was silent and dared not speak, thinking that if he was really tied back by this guy at that time, then what, probably... would he really be destroyed by playing?
In the bathroom, the brutal interrogation continued.
Souji Kudo sucked the head off the toilet and put it on Lupine's ass, and said expressionlessly: "Answer my question honestly, and you will be free soon, if you are not honest, hehehehe, you understand. "
"Okay, let me tell you!"
As the saying goes, a man can bend and live. After realizing the difference in hard power between the two sides, Lu Bang recognized it quickly. If his limbs hadn't been removed at this moment, he would have raised his hands and waved the white flag long ago.
"Our goal this time is the crown of Visbania..."
"Huh???" Souji Kudo questioned the shrimp dumpling again.
Lupine was so frightened that he almost jumped up on the spot, and loudly repented on the spot: "I mean it!!!"
"You don't have to be so nervous, I didn't say you were lying." Kudo Souji kindly comforted, "I'm just a little curious that your target this time is not the Visbania ore. As far as I know, the function of that thing is Pretty awesome."
"Well..." Lupine sneered twice, but in the end he still didn't dare to tell the fact that he had obtained the Visbania ore.
However, what the other party said in the next second almost scared him so much that he pissed out.
"Could you have already got the ore?" Kudo Souji showed a thoughtful look.
"No no no no! Absolutely no!" Lupine desperately shook his head, "Although I really want to get Visbania ore, I think my own life is more important than the ore that can absorb electromagnetic waves. As far as I know, that thing has already been targeted by another group of people."
He said the last sentence in a low voice.
Souji Kudo's eyes moved slightly: "The other group of people you mentioned are..."
"I don't think you need to ask me about this."
Lupine said with a smile.
"You should know better than me."
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Chapter 209 Chapter 205 Thorough idealism is invincible
The annex is quite big.
That night, Mine Fujiko and Princess Mira shared a room, while Kudo Souji and Lupine chose their favorite room locations to sleep alone.
By the way, Lupine originally planned to sleep with Fujiko Mine.
Judging from the lascivious expression on that guy's face at that time, it was obvious that he was already coveting the latter's delicate and fragrant body to the point where he couldn't add more.
Then he was successfully "invited" out of the room by Miss Mine Fujiko with a beautiful straight fist, and the whole person curled up in pain on the dark corridor of the annex, looking extremely pitiful, weak and helpless.
Souji Kudo has never been able to figure it out. It is clear that both parties have sincere appreciation for each other, but they have always maintained such a strange dog-licking relationship that they can't ask for.
He can only take it as maybe this is how romance works between them.
Honestly, it's a weirdly romantic way to do it.
But even though he lived in the annex, in fact, Souji Kudo almost didn't fall asleep all night. He just sat cross-legged on the bed with his back against the wall and closed his eyes to rest his mind. This was his habit when he was on missions.
The main reason is that the bed in the bedroom in the annex is a bit soft, and his sleep quality is very good. Basically, after falling asleep, it is no different from passing out. Even if it is windy or rainy outside, it is absolutely impossible to wake him up.
...unless the rain pours up his nose.
Therefore, when going on missions, Kudo Souji basically restrains himself from sleeping to death. Even if he wants to go camping, he basically finds something to pile up, and then gets into a sleeping bag and leans against the piled things to rest his eyes. One night.
In this way, enough rest can be ensured, and it will not be unaware after an unexpected situation occurs.
The next day, everyone woke up early except for the two ladies who were very good at oranges, including Lupine who processed the Visbania ore until midnight last night.
According to the original plan, they originally planned to leave for the Kingdom of Wisbania early this morning.
But considering that the means of transport they used to go to Visbania was borrowed from a senior air force officer in the Japanese military through Mine Fujiko's unparalleled chaotic interpersonal relationship, they had to wait patiently for the two to return. Sleeping lady wakes up.
As for why it is everyone~
Because in addition to Kudo Souji and Lupine III, there are two old friends involved in this "smuggling trip".
One is Ishikawa Goemon, a swordsman with a traditional Japanese ronin shape like Qingju.
And another super-class professional gunman in a straight suit and a top hat, covering most of his face with a wide brim - Daisuke Jigen.
Hmm... basically old acquaintances, in various senses.
Ishikawa Goemon is lucky to say that this guy is dull by nature, and he will always look indifferent as if a mountain collapses in front of him without changing his face, as if he is carrying two mountains on his shoulders even when he is sleeping.
Especially Jigen Daisuke, the former killer, after inadvertently witnessing Souji Kudo leisurely walking down from the second floor of the annex, he was so startled that his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and he grabbed the person next to him. Lupine asked loudly: "Hey, hey! Please explain to me why this guy is here!!!"
"Don't ask me about this kind of thing! Fujiko-chan brought it back, what's the use of asking me!"
Lupine also felt pain on his face. If possible, he would never want to meet this humanoid Terminator in his life.
We must know that in the era when fighter jets were still close combat, the "Pugachev Cobra Maneuver" was considered to be the patent of ace pilots.
The so-called "Pugachev Cobra Maneuver" means that in the battle where the fighters of both sides are chasing each other, the aircraft that is trailing behind and attacking will be let to the front by instant deceleration, and then attack immediately. It is "five seconds to reverse the outcome " super operation.
During this process, the pilot has to bear huge acceleration and psychological pressure, because the aircraft will lose control within a few seconds when doing this action, and the speed from nearly [-] kilometers per hour will instantly drop to about [-] kilometers per hour. .
But in today's beyond visual range combat, the personal skills of fighter pilots have given way to excellent radar and electronic control systems. Except for super pilots, few people will try this god-level operation again.
And the guy in front of him is one of the few ruthless people in the world who can do the "Pugachev Cobra Maneuver".
Don't ask how Lupine knew, just ask if he was beaten.
For Kudo Souji, experience and skills are irrelevant to anything, as long as he feels from the bottom of his heart that he can do it, then he can do it.
To sum it up in one sentence - thorough idealism is invincible.
"Ah~ Damn it, it's terrible!" Daisuke Jigen complained loudly in a tone without ups and downs.
"Besides, a fighter jet can only seat two people. Counting the princess, we have six people. Could it be that we want to get three fighter jets from the Japanese military?"
"Yes!?" Lupine froze for a moment, then looked around.
He knew about Fujiko Mine's dog licking in the top ranks of the Japanese military. It should be said that almost all walks of life in the world have Fujiko Mine's dog licking.
But even so, it would be a bit outrageous to want to use three military fighter jets in one go through personal relationships, right?
One fight is fine, three fights... Even if you lick a dog, you still have IQ, okay?
"Don't worry, I can sit on the outside of the plane cabin." Ishikawa Goemon said seriously.
"Okay, now there is a seat vacant." Jigen Daisuke numbly snapped his fingers.
"I would like to share a seat with Fujiko!" Lupine raised his hands and started dreaming directly.
"Then there are four more seats. It's impossible for six people to sit on one plane, so don't dream about it." Souji Kudo yawned lightly, but said words enough to go to a military court.
"Three is three, borrow one and grab two, that's all."
"..."
Damn, you are so right!
The three of them thought in their hearts at the same time.
Daisuke Jiyuan pressed the top hat on his head: "But is this really okay? In terms of identity, you are not with us..."
"Don't worry~ As long as they don't know who did it, no one will know that we did it." President Kudo interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and immediately said in a loud voice, "Besides, I'm going to stop the third world war this time." The war is breaking out, what are you doing with your two fighter jets! Huh?!"
Hey, hey, this is no longer borrowing, but taking it directly... The three of them complained in their hearts in unison.
Just then, a familiar yet unfamiliar phone rang.
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