Bitch living in an apartment

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and walked two steps inside. Fortunately, the gas switch was not turned on too much. After turning it on for a while to ventilate, the smell dissipated, so he went in with confidence.

Several people sat on the sofa weakly, even more weak than yesterday after exercising.

Bai Zhi sighed: "Go for what you should do! Check to see if there is anything wrong. If the water pipe is broken or the toilet is blocked, it will be another big trouble."

Although they didn't want to get up, they still lifted their spirits and walked to each place without forgetting. . .

I don’t know if I don’t see it, but I’m startled when I see it!There are problems in the toilet, in the kitchen, in the refrigerator, and in every corner of the kitchen.

"It's over, what's all this?! The toilet is full of rubbish..." Guan Gu came out as soon as he entered the toilet, holding a sheet: "And this..."

"This is my change of bed sheet." Lu Ziqiao's eyes almost popped out: "Why is it all soy sauce?! No wonder she wants to persuade me to change it."

"And the place where the bowls are placed in the kitchen is full of rubbish, that's how he cleaned it before." Bai Zhi opened the small door of the refrigerator and the kitchen cabinet, and plastic jars and the like fell out.

Bai Zhi also turned over the preserved egg porridge next to it with a spoon: "Heh~ porridge made with washing powder? Who drank it?"

"I..." Guan Gu weakly raised his hand.

Bai Zhi looked at him seriously: "Then hurry up and do 120 gastric lavage! Some laundry detergents are poisonous, I think you will cry very rhythmically after eating it."

"Isn't it? But I didn't eat much!" Guan Gu said in horror.

"Do you feel unwell?"

"No...no." Guan Gu broke out in a cold sweat, thinking of eating washing powder, he immediately turned his stomach upside down, this feeling was very uncomfortable.

Zhang Wei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he began to feel a little thankful, thankful that he didn't let Lilian do anything, or eat something she made, otherwise he would be the one who got shot now.

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"Don't stick around, hurry up, the person has already run away, you don't even know where to go after it, clean up the trash! What else do you want?"

Guan Gu followed to pack things together with trepidation in his heart, but he kept paying attention to the changes in his stomach. If something really happened, he would call an ambulance immediately.

Lu Ziqiao silently followed the cleaning, and now he really can't refute anything, she found him, and he guaranteed him, even his purpose of finding this sales promotion lady as a nanny is not very pure, this pot, He was absolutely determined, no matter how he ran, he couldn't escape.

It took a little effort to throw away the rubbish, and when they came back to their senses, it was already afternoon, and they didn't even eat lunch in order to clean it again.

 …

Bai Zhi sighed, looked at the time, cooked something, and invited them to eat.

But Guan Gu doesn't seem to have any appetite: "No need, I don't have any appetite, I want to yo-yo."

Guan Gu waved his hand, Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao watched with salivating faces, and they were not polite, so they ate like this, and persuaded Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, people are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry." Panic, you have to cheer up, it will be over in half a day."

"Half a day? Still so long?" Guan Gu sighed and lowered his head. This is the worst single weekend I've ever had. If Yoyo and the others knew, they would definitely laugh us to death.

"Don't worry, didn't Bai Zhi say that it was raining heavily over there? They must be doing well."

Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Don't think about it, I have also checked the activities of the hotel there, spa, hula dance, and indoor swimming pool, even if it is raining, their entertainment activities cannot be less, you are thinking too much. "

"By the way, I figured out a way." Guan Gu patted his thigh: "Otherwise, let's go find Yoyo?"

"Now?" Both Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were stunned, surprised by Guan Gu's suggestion.

"Yes, it only takes three hours to fly from here, and because it is a tourist destination, there are many flights, so you can get there without going at night."

The three of them looked at each other, as if they saw the heartbeat in each other's eyes. . .earth.

Chapter 1246

At this moment, they reached a consensus and felt that there was nothing wrong, so even Zhang Wei put down his chopsticks and started looking at his mobile phone, preparing to book a plane ticket. . .

They only wanted to stay for one night, so there was nothing to prepare. After booking the plane ticket, they picked up a few bites, put the bowl in the dishwasher, and went back to clean up.

They didn't have anything to pack, the daily necessities they should bring were taken away by the girls, they didn't have anything here now, let alone a quilt, they just stuffed two pieces of clothes and playthings in, and set off directly .

Because they needed to take a plane, they all took a taxi and went straight to the airport. It was not very expensive anyway, it was only [-] kilometers, and even Zhang Wei easily accepted it.

Without further ado, they hit the plane, took off and landed, and within three hours, they arrived at that place.

Fortunately, the hotel they stayed in was relatively famous. Just searched on the map, and they knew where it was. They asked the hotel staff about their room, and they came to this place and knocked on the door.

There was the sound of slippers dragging the floor inside, and then the door 'clicked', and Meijia opened the door: "Guan Gu? Why are you here?"

"We want to give Yoyo a surprise." Guan Gu said and walked in gently.

Meijia glanced at them suspiciously, and suddenly found that Bai Zhi was standing at the door and would not come in. She was a little puzzled: "Why are you standing at the door? Do you also want to surprise Yu Mo? She's not here."

Bai Zhi was taken aback: "Then where did she go?"

"I don't know. She said she was going to prepare a gift for you, but we didn't stop her."

"Prepare a gift for me?" Bai Zhi was stunned: "Just the bottle that holds the sand?"

"That's right~ Let me tell you, are you..." Just as Meijia was about to ask Bai Zhi some questions, several screams came from inside.

Bai Zhi and Meijia walked in curiously, and then they saw Meijia's dark face, Meijia stood behind Lu Ziqiao with a guilty conscience, and smiled awkwardly: "Hehehe~ Well, sometimes the effect of surprise is mutual of."

Zhang Wei felt incredible: "Isn't it raining heavily outside? How did you do it?"

Speaking of this, Yoyo was full of anger: "In the future, I will definitely remember the three dos and don'ts of HN travel, moisture-proof, sun-proof and beauty-proof..."

"Eh~~" Several people looked at Mika, and became even more curious: "What did you do to Yoyo?"

"This... This is a long story, I have a chance to tell you slowly!!" Meijia was embarrassed to say that, but there was no way, this was her black history, and it was also a long black history, she Telling it out is afraid that Yoyo will remember this sad story and kill her. . .

Yifei also didn't seem interested in this tragic story: "By the way, why did you suddenly kill me and not say a word?!"

"us..."

Before Guan Gu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Ziqiao: "We are here to spot check how your single weekend went and whether you did anything out of the ordinary..."

"Oh~ you pull it down!" Bai Zhi pushed him away, it's this time, and she wanted this face, Bai Zhi pouted: "Simply speaking, life at home is not very good, so come to see you It’s fun, but it looks like you’re not doing too well! It’s raining outside, and the sun is shining inside, what a world of fire and ice!”

"Pull it down!" Yifei said disdainfully, "We don't know how much fun we had..."

"Well...you really had a good time..." Yoyo complained.

"Really?" Bai Zhi curled her lips. If he hadn't known that there were still "heavyweight" characters who hadn't appeared yet, he would have believed it: "Then tell me, what did you all do? You smell durian, don't say that you have a good time eating durian!"

"Hey, you really guessed it right." Yifei nodded, and suddenly looked at a few people: "By the way, why are you guys here? Where's Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"He has a live broadcast tonight, and..." Bai Zhi and the others were a little embarrassed. . .

Yifei looked at several people suspiciously, and asked with some doubts: "And what?"

"Besides, we forgot to notify Teacher Zeng when we came out. This guy didn't know where he went early in the morning," Lu Ziqiao sold Zeng Xiaoxian straight away.

In fact, Zeng Xiaoxian live broadcasted at night until it was almost dawn, and he had to sleep until noon at least when he got home, but this guy was not at home this morning, who knows why he went there.

"You guys are really zero......." Yifei was a little speechless: "Forget it if you didn't come, let me introduce you to someone! Zeng Xiaoxian's twin brother."

"A face bumper again?" When Zhang Wei heard about the twin brothers, the first thing Zhang Wei thought of was a face bumper. After all, there are not so many twin brothers who have been separated for many years in this world.

"That's right~ I'll find him right now, you guys wait~" Yifei ran out happily.

This meant as much as chicken blood, they were all a little dumbfounded, this is completely different from when they were at home before!

"Is her reading autism cured?"

"Okay can't be better." Yoyo replied speechlessly, obviously admiring this teacher Zeng's face bumper, thinking about what happened yesterday, she was really helpless.

Just as Bai Zhi and the others sighed, a person walked in at the door, his face was still looking outside, looking at the clothes, it should be Yu Mo.

Seeing this, Bai Zhi smiled and wanted to hug her, but when Yu Mo turned around, they were startled: "Wow ~ Yu Mo, what's wrong with your face?"

"Baibai? Why are you here?" Yu Mo covered his face, looking a little guilty. . .

"What happened in the past two days? It's okay for Yoyo to be disfigured, why is Yu Mo disfigured?" Zhang Wei looked at Yu Mo in shock.

Yoyo twitched the corners of her mouth, what do you mean by disfiguring me?Zhang Wei, your thinking is very dangerous!

2.9 Bai Zhi went over to check, and found that the black lines and ghost-like things on Yu Mo's face were not disfigured, but that the cosmetics had met water, so he was relieved.

"Yu Mo, your makeup is soaked in water?"

"Yeah~~" Yu Mo said dissatisfied: "It's not because of you, you insisted on dry sand, I wanted to go outside to see if there was any dry sand, but I couldn't find it after searching for a long time, instead my face was poured. It rained for half a day."

Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry: "Forget it if you don't have one~ You still have to find it?! Aren't we also on the coast? At worst, isn't it the same when we go back and pretend? Isn't the sand here more beautiful?"

"If you didn't say it earlier, what would I pursue because of you!"

"Pursuit...you can really think about it." Bai Zhi said speechlessly. . . .

Chapter 1247

Yu Mo's face was not disfigured, just washed it with makeup remover, and when he came out of the toilet, he was a good man again, oh no, another baby. . .

At this time, under the 'leading' of Lu Ziqiao, flying chess was spread out like this. This is the ecstasy and beautiful single night that Lu Ziqiao said. . .But this also shows positively that the most interesting singles night is when the best friends are by your side. . .

During the game, it was inevitable for a few girls to ask why they suddenly killed them. When they knew what they did at home, they complained crazily in their hearts: "It's a good thing that Yifei is not here now, otherwise she would have killed you guys." No, the house was almost blown up, it's really lucky that you survived."

"Hey, there is no way, some things still have to come." Bai Zhi complained a few words, and then threw the dice down: "But you are not much better, Yoyo, wedding photos are taken once in a lifetime~ You are so Shoot, you are not afraid that your son or daughter will die laughing when they see it in the future?!"

"Maybe it's more than one shot~" Lu Ziqiao complained very desperately.

"..."

Then what he got 09 was Guan Gu and Youyou's crazy beating, what do you mean?Doesn't this mean that they will divorce?Is there any mistake, I'm just about to get the certificate, so you curse us, it's good for you if you don't kill you.

"You're really cheap~" Bai Zhi was very happy to watch the show, he didn't dare to say these words, but Lu Ziqiao said it so smoothly.

Lu Ziqiao crawled out from under the bed, covered her eyes and screamed for pain, but she didn't dare to say that they were violent: "Is there a mistake? I was just joking, and you guys have no sense of humor."

"It's not all jokes can be made." Meijia said gloatingly.

She was quite happy to see Lu Ziqiao being beaten, and she even leaned over and kicked her twice, but she didn't know if she hit a vital point.

Playing flying chess while playing around, this is the state of everyone. I have to say that this kind of life seems a bit dull, but it is still very interesting.

At this time, a person came in suddenly at the door, and when he saw everyone, he immediately covered his chest and made a greeting: "@#￥#￥%"

After saying something that no one could understand, Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao looked very surprised: "Hey, Teacher Zeng? You are here too. How do you know that we are all here? Or did you want to come?"

"You guys are mistaken, he is not Teacher Zeng." Mika, who knew the truth, came out to share science with everyone.

Of course, Bai Zhi, who had never seen it before, also looked up and down this Asibian. Seeing a real person in reality, Bai Zhi felt that this world was really novel, there were two people who looked exactly the same, and they were not twins.

You must know that facial features are a very magical thing. If they are slightly different, they will have a different temperament, and they will also change due to acquired factors. . .

Of course, it’s not just cosmetic surgery. For example, if you eat too much, eat less, or even get too much sun, get sick or something, you may become another person. If you have met once or twice, it’s okay, you can’t tell It's normal to look out, but this face they get along with each other day and night, they will all admit their mistakes, which has to be said to be miraculous.

Just when a few boys wanted to compare, Yifei jumped out from behind, completely different from the depressed look before, and was very happy to introduce to everyone: "Let me introduce, this is the hula dancer version of Zeng Xiaoxian, he It's called Axibian."

"I don't believe it." Hearing Yifei's introduction, Lu Ziqiao thought they were the ones who conspired to deceive him, so he took out his mobile phone: "I'll call Teacher Zeng."

"Hey, no need." Yifei directly stopped Lu Ziqiao: "I have a better way to identify."

"Electric motor? Or eight-pack abs."

Meijia and Yoyo's eyes lit up, thinking that Teacher Zeng was going to demonstrate this skill again, they couldn't help looking at him expectantly.

"Neither, I just discovered a new skill of his, Asibian, let's show it?" Yifei said to Asibian, and Asibian seemed to understand it, and took out the traffic from it.

I saw him close his eyes, put his hands on it, and then with a strong force, the durian split directly from the middle, exposing the pulp inside.

This move surprised everyone, and they couldn't help blurting out: "I'm going, this is definitely not Teacher Zeng, I believe it..."

It's just that Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were watching calmly, Zhang Wei looked at Yu Mo and Bai Zhi just watching with a smile on his face, and couldn't help asking: "Hey? Aren't you surprised?"

Forget about Yu Mo, this is the first time Bai Zhi saw Zeng Xiaoxian's face with this ability, even though he knew he was not Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't he look very visually striking?

Bai Zhi shrugged: "It's not uncommon to split a durian with bare hands. I can do it too. The durian shell is not hard, but the main thing is the thorns on it. As long as you don't hit the thorns, you can say anything."

"..."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him. He had forgotten that a person who can split bricks with his bare hands would naturally not be surprised to see such a thing, but Yifei would be surprised, probably because this guy was holding Zeng Xiaoxian's face , so it feels very interesting.

"#@￥@%@#￥@￥"

Asi said something, everyone looked at him inexplicably, watching him change from a happier expression.

"Ah? Are you leaving?"

Before Bai Zhi guessed what he said, Yifei seemed to understand it directly, and everyone who watched was dumbfounded. . .

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