Bitch living in an apartment

"Big ha, little ha?" Lu Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes lit up, and they looked at each other, thinking that this was a very good idea.

Bai Zhi saw their hope at a glance, and couldn't help pouring a bucket of cold water on it: "Don't be too happy, the places that can be found by Daha and Xiaoha have already been found, and the rest can be found by using code words. There is no other way."

"Ah? Why is this?" Lu Ziqiao and Meijia's faces were a bit ugly. If so, it would be really difficult to find them. They have been searching for a long time, but still have no progress. This is already a good example.

Bai Zhi sighed: "Give me your code words, and I'll show you."

"This..." Both Lu Ziqiao and Meijia hesitated.

"If I want to blackmail your money, I don't have to return it to you if I find it."

"Uh... alright~" Lu Ziqiao thought it made sense, so he simply took out Meijia's notebook, and started to study it with Bai Zhi.

"Pots and pans sauna club? With the doomsday button? Oh, last time you asked about this money hiding button?" Bai Zhi was a little surprised and suddenly realized, no wonder they asked such inexplicable questions, so they wanted to get through them Give inspiration, so you can find your own money hiding place~

"Yes, what can you think of these two sentences?" Now that Lu Ziqiao had said it, he simply didn't hide it.

Bai Zhi touched her chin: "It's still the same sentence, everyone's doomsday is different, Mijia, what do you think is your doomsday button?"

"I..."

"It's useless." Lu Ziqiao sighed: "After hearing what you said last time, I searched for everything, including Meijia's cosmetics, and the perfume box that she thinks is the most disgusting. Anyway, she thinks it's a doomsday thing. , I've tried everything, but nothing."

"That means my analysis is wrong." Bai Zhi nodded: "This doomsday does not refer to Meijia's doomsday, but everyone's doomsday."

"The end of everyone?"

"Yes." Bai Zhi nodded: "As for doomsday movies, discs and other things, I won't talk about them. I guess you should have looked for those movies and CDs when you saw the word doomsday, right?"

"That's right, I did look for it." Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized that it was a smart choice to ask Bai Zhi to decipher the code, and this guy immediately thought of where he would look for.

The first thing that Bai Zhi thought of was those disaster movies, she could think of it herself, and people would naturally think of such a simple thing: "So this so-called doomsday should not be the doomsday in the true sense, but what we left behind. , something that cannot 'survive'."

Several people looked at each other and saw a word in each other's eyes: "Internet?"

But isn’t it, if modern people don’t have internet, wouldn’t it be the end of the world?Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands: "Why didn't I think of it? It must be the Internet. I'll go downstairs and take a look and take the router apart."

"..."

Seeing Lu Ziqiao rushing down, Bai Zhi was a little helpless, her outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, and murmured: "Brother, besides the Internet, modern people also rely on many things, such as electricity, mobile phones, computers, don't they all?" ?”

"Ah? Doesn't that mean the scope has expanded again?" Mika felt powerless for a while.

"No." Bai Zhi shook her head: "Actually, some things can be excluded, such as mobile phones and computers. According to your habits, it is not the end of the world to explain these things, it is probably more appropriate to say 'a shopping paradise with no emotions' some?"

"..."

The corner of Meijia’s mouth twitched. It seemed that this was indeed the case. Isn’t her greatest interest in using mobile phones and computers just to buy things?And online shopping, even if it is to pay, means that one piece of data is missing, of course she doesn't feel distressed, and there is nothing wrong with Mo De's feelings. . .

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"Then the internet and electricity are all that's left in the end?"

"Yeah." Bai Zhi nodded: "Zi Qiao went to dismantle the router, and if he dismantles this thing now, he will probably be wanted by Yifei. Let's look for something like electricity ~ go and see the distribution box."

"That's right ~ the distribution box." Aki suddenly screamed, rushed over, and opened the distribution box of Yifei's house.

A thread was pulled out from it, and it got longer and longer, and a roll of banknotes was pulled out from it, and Meijia jumped up excitedly: "Great, I found it, and made a fortune."

"Isn't this your money? Why are you so excited?" Yu Mo scratched his head incomprehensibly.

 …  

Bai Zhi covered her forehead helplessly, and explained calmly: "If you suddenly took out 100 yuan from the clothes you haven't worn for a long time when you ran out of ammunition and food, you would be so happy."

"..."

The so-called doomsday button has been found, Bai Zhi continued to open the notebook, and spit out another word: "The sauna club of pots and pans? Can't you find such a simple code word?"

"Where is it so simple?" Mika asked dissatisfied.

"Isn't this a dishwasher? Do you think it's a toilet? Are you a bowl?"

"..." Meijia's brain froze a bit. Is this code word really that simple?Bai Zhi guessed it all at once?

"Great, I found another one." Mika jumped up happily. . .

"Hey, Meijia, I didn't find it." At this time, Lu Ziqiao came in from the door with some disappointment. It seemed that he couldn't find it in the router, but when he saw the money in Meijia's hand, he was shocked: "Mejia, you found it again. Is it? Where is it?"

"Ha~ Of course it's in the distribution box~"

"In the distribution box? Why didn't I think of it?" Lu Ziqiao muttered to himself.

Meijia felt that her vanity was greatly satisfied: "Go~Zi Qiao, the sauna club for pots and pans is a dishwasher, go find it~"

"Really? Did you guess it?" Lu Ziqiao looked at her in surprise: "Baizhi told you, right? Haha~"

"are you going?"

"Go..." Tu.

Chapter 1403

"Okay, stop talking, it's time to draw, I haven't even drawn a single stroke~" Seeing Lu Ziqiao running down again, Bai Zhi couldn't help feeling tired, these people~ such a simple riddle can't be solved: "Yumo, what are you going to draw? I can help you~"

"No need, I've already thought about it." Yu Mo firmly rejected Bai Zhi, then took out a paintbrush and began to draw on it.

Bai Zhi looked at Yu Mo gesticulating there with great interest, but Yu Mo seemed to be frozen, not knowing where to start for a while, and then Bai Zhi saw Yu Mo turned around with a red face, glaring at Bai Zhi : "Bai Zhi, why are you looking at me like that? Don't look at me, you can draw your own."

"..." Bai Zhi suddenly laughed with a 'chi': "I said, why don't you draw! It turns out that you are nervous~"

"Don't say it." Yu Mo became furious, and kept hammering Bai Zhi's chest with his small fists, the corners of Mijia's mouth twitched, Yu Mo continued: "You can do it yourself, and I will see what you drew."

"Okay, I'll paint~" Bai Zhi said without taking a paintbrush, but picked up a bucket of water, then mixed up a bucket of paint, sucked it with a syringe, and shot it on the wall, then Bai Zhi used her mouth vigorously After blowing it a few times, I didn't stop until the red paint stopped flowing down.

Yu Mo: "..."

Mika: "..."

"So, what are you painting?" Yu Mo looked at the weird red paint strangely, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "If you act recklessly, Yifei will die of anger."

"Haven't you heard of Chuimei?" Bai Zhi asked her a little strangely.

"Blowing plum blossoms?" Yumo and Meijia glanced at the thing in surprise, how could it look like a plum blossom?

Bai Zhi didn't care, but continued to shoot a bucket of red paint: "Oh, it's not finished yet, of course you can't see it, well, come here today, blow one every day, and it will be almost finished in a week." gone."

"..."

Yumo and Meijia were speechless at the same time, this guy's goal is really low enough~ blowing a line a day is too weird.

When Bai Zhi put it down, Lu Ziqiao ran up out of breath, "Meijia, Meijia, I found it again."

"Found it? Count how many there are. Are we going to get rich?" Meijia took it happily, feeling very happy in her heart.

Both Bai Zhi and Yu Mo sighed helplessly, they have fallen into the eyes of money now~ they are so happy to find their own money, wouldn't they be very disappointed if they can't find it in the future?

At this moment, the curry sauce came up suddenly. Seeing the four of them, they greeted enthusiastically: "Huh? Are you all there? I heard from Sister Yifei that you have been painting here for a day, and you are all painting Ok?"

"Curry sauce?"

"I can't fall behind." Curry Sauce cheered himself up: "But I'm not very good at drawing. After practicing several times, I don't have confidence. I don't know if I can draw well."

As he said so, Curry Sauce did not stop at all and drew two strokes on the wall, then stopped, and Bai Zhi's face jumped up: "This is... the painting you said you practiced for a long time?"

"I just said that I'm not good at painting, and I'm so smart to draw so many things." Curry Ang was a little distressed: "This is my landscape painting. Look, here are mountains and here are water."

Curry Sauce pointed at the curved line and said the horizontal line.

Bai Zhi complained silently: "This is the most abstract landscape painting I have ever seen."

"Uncle Bai, what did you draw?"

"Chuimei." Bai Zhi said proudly.

"..." Curry Sauce looked at the two forked red pigments on it: "This plum blossom is more sloppy than mine. Where's your plum blossom?"

"I haven't finished painting yet~" Bai Zhi pouted.

"Oh, it's okay." Lu Ziqiao said beside him, "I have a way to make your paintings look better."

Speaking of which, Lu Ziqiao took out a roll of black tape from nowhere, pasted a frame, and wrote a line on a piece of paper: "Landscape painting. Made by Shi Jiali~"

Lu Ziqiao posted it: "Look~ Doesn't it look much taller with a picture frame? This is the power of packaging."

"Really~ Thank you, Uncle." Curry Sauce said happily, and suddenly seemed to remember something: "By the way, Uncle, does the suit still fit?"

"It fits...it fits." Lu Ziqiao stammered.

Curry Sauce looked very happy: "That's good, I'll go down first when the painting is finished."

"Well, let's go~" Lu Ziqiao heaved a sigh of relief, and also said to Meijia that ......

"Bai Bai, let's go down too~" Yu Mo suddenly pulled Bai Zhi's arm.

Bai Zhi was taken aback for a moment: "But you didn't draw anything... right?" Bai Zhi stopped abruptly when she said that, and looked towards Yu Mo's area, only to see two big-headed dolls smiling happily on it: "This is What did you draw?"

"That's right~ I think it will be great if our children look like those in these two paintings in the future, it's so cute."

Looking at the two big-headed dolls above, with a few hairs, just like Sanmao, with one big and one small eyes, and their mouths seemed to be sewn together, both Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao Meijia couldn't help twitching the corners of their mouths, and Bai Zhixin directly complained: "If this child looks like this, he shouldn't have come to this world. He will suffer in this world..."

But he didn't dare to just say that, otherwise Yu Mo would really get mad at him, so he hurriedly threw out this strange idea, Bai Zhi said with a dry smile: "Then let's go ~ come up to draw next time."

"Ah."

. . . . . .

In this way, a week gradually passed. During the day, Bai Zhi was busy with the work of the so-called women's director, and at night, she went to find Yu Mo, blowing two lines by the way, and her life was extremely fulfilling.

Finally, after a week of busy work, Bai Zhi and Yifei finally finished dealing with the mess left by the previous director, and they were no longer so busy on 2.9.

At the same time, the so-called two-person three-legged competition will start tomorrow. However, what makes Bai Zhi and Yifei speechless is that there is not even one participant in the iPartment for this competition, and the sunset red community next door , Can actually make up ten groups of contestants.

On the other side of the Eisen Apartment, there are also two groups of people, and they are also two groups of elderly people. . .

This made Yifei's lungs almost explode. She just relaxed a little bit, but no one participated. Isn't this a slap in the face?

"It's unreasonable, are you setting it up? You didn't even attract a single contestant, did you not do enough publicity? Believe it or not, I let you go alone?" Yifei roared into the phone, even Bai Zhi sat aside, You can feel the other person wiping the saliva on your face. .

Chapter 1404

"What? When they heard that I was the coach, they all ran away immediately? Don't make excuses, what's wrong with me as the coach? I can lead them to victory, can relying on Zeng Xiaoxian? Cut the nonsense, I don't care what method you use. Before the game, I couldn't see at least two groups of teams, so I will cut you up and make two people to participate in the game."

Yifei hung up the phone angrily, took a sip of water, obviously still angry.

But Bai Zhi won't spoil her like this: "Please don't be in such a hurry~ It's all right now, people are scared away, you should give up this competition! Anyway, this competition has no time limit, prepare for the next time Just play."

"How can this be done? I don't have the word "give up" in my dictionary." Yifei glared at Bai Zhi dissatisfiedly: "Also, don't think that if I don't look for you, you can be soy sauce. You are also the deputy director. You are also responsible for recruiting people, if you can't find them, I will let you go."

"You think it's beautiful." Bai Zhi waved her hand in disgust: "Who the hell is making soy sauce these days? You obviously have a lot of time, but you still blame 09 on me. Let me tell you, I am not Teacher, you bastard, you can't scare me, anyway, the competition is a voting system, I suggest that you withdraw from this competition."

"..."

Yifei was so angry that he almost turned into a hammer, what a bastard, this bastard. . .

"Forget it, I won't discuss this issue with you." Yifei waved his hand helplessly: "Call Qi Ren, I'll go and see what you drew."

"Hey." Bai Zhi sighed, and sent a message in the group, telling everyone to gather at the door of Yifei's house upstairs. . .

After 5 minutes, everyone was here, and Meijia felt a little nervous: "Sister Yifei, why don't you come back in a few days? Aren't you very busy?"

"Fortunately, I appointed another deputy director, and the matter has been dealt with, so it doesn't take much time to look at the painting."

"Okay~~"

Yifei pushed the door open and saw walls wrapped in cloth. She nodded in surprise, and suddenly couldn't wait to see what was painted inside.

The first one is Dali. Dali walked to the canvas and pulled the cloth down: "Mr. Hu, this is what I painted."

The one above is the picture of human evolution, Yifei looked at it a little puzzled: "What do you mean by drawing this picture?"

"I've thought about it for a long time. Looking at the theory of evolution, the theory of relativity, and the theory of the Big Bang, the picture of the history of human evolution still has the most scientific and rational charm." Dali explained calmly.

Yifei nodded, looking very satisfied: "Well, yes, the combination of science and art, very hearty, yes, next."

After walking two steps, Yifei saw the larger wall covering and asked curiously, "Whose is this?"

"Mine." Lu Ziqiao yelled very confidently, then walked over, pointed at the wall mysteriously and said, "This is a portrait of your love with Teacher Zeng drawn by me."

"Really?" Yifei was a little surprised: "Look."