My closet is connected to Two-dimensional

[So awesome?I have to do 1000 sets of test questions! 】 Lucifer made a joke.

【Grass! 】

[However, your setting seems to be plagiarized from a certain Valkyrie with the strongest destiny. 】 Lucifer shrugged his shoulders.

[Valkyrie Youlandal can last for a month of combat time, the current host is not durable enough! 】

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Although what the system said was the truth, Lucifer always felt that something was wrong.

——However, even if Urandale can continue to fight for a long time, what does it have to do with me? Is it possible that I still have to fight her to the death?

Boom boom boom!

Outside the study door, there was the sound of a drum-like "hammer" on the door. The rapid speed was like venting your temper with a sandbag. You can't wait to hammer the door down to be happy.

Lucifer covered his face.

In the middle of the night, only the reckless and reckless Her Lady Queen was able to make such a retaliatory act.

Her Lady Queen is of course full of resentment.

She, who is so lofty and extremely noble, was actually threatened by a mere bastard human being, put under house arrest in his home, and raised like a pet.

This was even more humiliating to her than letting Shenzhou Ping Ping punch her to the flesh.

——I am the most evil Herrscher, not some cute and coquettish cat or dog!

——Although his family has delicious food and a dog mother who exudes maternal brilliance, I will not forgive him!

Therefore, the queen was always thinking about how to take revenge on Lucifer.

For example, secretly spitting in his bento, crushing a few jio back and forth on the towel he used to wash his face, overeating and trying to eat him so that he can't support himself!

Of course, he can't find out, after all, that bastard human has "absolute orders".

Fugu thinks that he is indeed the most evil Herrscher in the world, and he can come up with such a vicious trick. If the Houkai consciousness knows it, I will definitely feel proud!

——But...but this human being is more vicious than me, and he actually hides all the food!

The queen, who was overwhelmed by hunger, came to the door angrily.

Unexpectedly, on the locked door, there was a notice of "Do Not Disturb Puffer Fish"! ?There is also a lifelike portrait of the queen painted in one corner.

The son of a mouse can make a hole, and the son of a dog mother can draw a picture.

The queen tore it off, but she didn't expect that there was another one behind.

[Your next sentence is - damn humans!What kind of tricks do you want to play again! ] wrote above.

"Tsk, damn humans, what kind of tricks are you trying to play... Ha!?"

Feeling like being seen through from the inside out, the queen's chest was heaving and unsteady, she suppressed her temper, and noticed that there was [Today's menu with clear price tag] written below.

[Your next sentence is - idiot human being, where did I get the money! ]

The queen immediately covered her subconsciously opened mouth. Although she wanted to say this sentence, she must not let this human being succeed!

[An ordering method specially designed for Her Majesty the Queen, no currency is required! ]

When the Queen was about to tear the paper off the door, the next sentence caught her attention.

——Is there such a good thing?The hungry queen swallowed and looked down:

Chicken Salad - Give Me a Kiss!

Beef Ramen - Show Me Fat Times!

Secret barbecue - give me a knee pillow!

......

dong dong dong dong! !

Unable to vent, the queen slammed the door.

——Hiding all the food is actually to greedy my body! ?Unforgivable!

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Lucifer pushed open the door.

The pair of extremely beautiful gilt pupils came oncoming.

And that straight, undisguised gaze is full of displeasure and resentment, residing with flickering flames.

"Damn human! Are you trying to starve your wife to death?"

Seeing this human's face, Her Lady Queen couldn't hold back her words.

"Aha!?"

Lucifer was stunned, and almost didn't realize it, Her Lady Queen's words were very misleading.

"By my wife you mean—"

As he questioned, he pointed to the tip of the queen's upright nose, but was almost bitten by the angry and annoyed queen.

——Ah, Herrscher without the Honkai ability, the only thing left is to bite people with his mouth~

"Hmph~ Don't you always say that this white-haired girl belongs to your wife! Now she's very hungry again!"

"Human, hurry up and prepare food for her, remember not to put chili! You can have more sweet and sour pork, I still know some of Qiyana's body preferences~~"

With a slight lift of her snow-white and slender neck, the queen assumed a haughty and arrogant attitude, and took the opportunity to explain her taste preference.

——Humans, it’s not me who is hungry, it’s Kiana!

——Since Qiyana is your wife, wouldn't it be natural for you to cook for her?And the queen, I don't have to pay those "fees".

"But, I refuse!" Lucifer said angrily.

One of my favorite things, Lucifer, is to say no to self righteous guys!

"I don't have anything to eat here. Could it be that Her Majesty the Queen wants to be my... cat? As a pet, you can raise it for free."

Lucifer is a cat lover, especially likes to play with chocolate and vanilla.

"You! Wishful thinking!" The queen's cold face was enough to keep people away thousands of miles away.

But the stomach refused.

——Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

"There's nothing wrong with being a pet. Every day, someone will take care of your food, and someone will play with you. It's unfettered, simple and simple daily life..." Lucifer is still persuasive.

——Of course, and listening to the master!This is his ultimate goal.

Oh, friend, please don't think wrongly, Lucifer just wants to study quietly.

"Or, you can try to make it for one night first, can I eat you by myself?"

"Here is another dimension, without Honkai, that god wouldn't know~~"

Noticing that the queen was lost in thought, Lucifer grasped the speed of language bombardment.

This is a means of marketing, after every step of the press, suddenly give in in advance, and at the same time solve the worries of consumers.

However, it was Lucifer's first actual attempt...it shouldn't be so magical...

"Really? You mean God... He doesn't know what's going on here?" The Queen opened her golden eyes wide in surprise, full of shock.

——How could I subdue human beings!I will fill my stomach first, and then I will not admit it~~

The corners of Lucifer's mouth raised wildly.

"I promise Miss Xilin with the gentlemanly spirit that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Lu family!"

Then he took out the cat ears...

Queen, be my pussy!

41. Home is eaten up by the queen

Under the attractive condition that "wearing cat ears can fill the stomach", the cat ear queen with a tentative deadline of one day was born.

——It’s just a pet in name, but this human being is actually offering food to me.Her Lady Queen comforted herself in this way.

It has to be said that Qiyana's facial features and hair color are extremely coordinated with the shape of cat ears, as if they are integrated into one.

And she herself is a beautiful girl who is as cute as a cat.

Even the haughty and contemptuous cold expression on the queen's face at the moment is a little more cute.

As for cat tails...now is not the time.

Lucifer's eyes subconsciously glanced at the girl's slender waist, the peach-curved hip line that can make Qiyana twist step by step, if there is a cat tail that sways under the short skirt... ..

——stop, stop, stop!He just couldn't control how Naobu threw down the cat-eared queen.

The queen's shoulders trembled slightly. For some unknown reason, just now, she suddenly felt the increase of Houkai energy in her body, although it was only for a moment and the weight was extremely small.

She spied on Lucifer in amazement, she had experienced this phenomenon a few times before, when she was in contact with this human being...

"What are you looking at, have you never seen such a handsome master?"

Lucifer stretched out his hand towards her.

The queen is just over 1 meters tall when she lands, so it's just right to touch her head and kill her.

But before he touched his favorite white hair, the queen turned her head back and avoided it with a look of disgust.

Lucifer raised his brows, why can mother dog touch it but I can't!I'm going to have a blast today!

"Go away!"

Seeing that he didn't intend to stop, the queen clenched her fists and waved her forehead up and down, frowning impatiently, but she was quite cute.

The familiar movements are a bit like a paramecium with a one-star favorability in the era of touch! ?

So, which of the two of them took the lead first...

Lucifer spread his hands to signal that he would stop playing. Since he has a one-star affection, he might have a full-level affection in the future.

——The foolish queen who has no one in sight, one day, you will coyly beg me to 'give tomorrow's task to someone else'!

"Hmph~ How long do I have to wait! Hurry up and fulfill your promise!"

The hungry queen urged coldly.

"If you dare to play tricks on me, I will... I will run out without clothes! Anyway, this is your wife's body!"

Qiyana's body became the Queen's last shield.

"Aha!?"

The corner of Lucifer's mouth twitched slightly. He never expected that Her Royal Highness, who was desperate, would think of such a strange thought. For the captain who loves the Valkyrie's wife, it was a fatal blow.

"Don't, don't, just run around at home. It's easy to catch cold when it's windy outside. I'm going downstairs to cook."

The queen looked at his empty hands, and couldn't help raising her eyebrows and questioning: "Wait, why do humans have empty hands? What about the food you hid?"

Lucifer was stunned, and looked back at her with a puzzled expression.

—Maybe I’m very hungry and want to eat something to fill my belly?

"For instant noodles, I put them in the floor cabinet on the right hand side of the kitchen door."

"It's already been eaten up..."

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Lucifer's eyes widened suddenly, did you finish the box of instant noodles?You are a pig!

"There are egg tarts and cheesecakes in the refrigerator."

"It was also eaten up..." The guilty queen's eyes wandered, and she looked away.

——In addition to the cake, his iced lime soda and Wangzai milk are also delicious~~

——But the thing called Zongzi on the package, the leaves on the outside are not very tasty!

"The snacks on the coffee table..." Lucifer continued to ask.

"Don't you put it outside for people to eat?"