This master has no conscience

After consideration, the two writers Yingling decided to use Shakespeare's own play "Romeo and Juliet" as a model to imitate a similar story.

The plot of the story of Romeo and Juliet is roughly a story of a man and a woman in love who cannot be together because of family conflicts.

Romeo and Juliet is an enduring classic drama.

After being adapted by Shakespeare and Andersen, it is no problem at all to use it as a shelf to prop up the charming meme.

However, in order not to make the plots too similar, the two writers, Ying Ling, have to modify the plots to a certain extent.

Under the strong request of Xia You and Yao Ji, the ending of this newly edited novel was changed into a happy reunion comedy where lovers end up with their families.

In addition, the families of the two protagonists have been rewritten into two underworld families.

The hero and heroine endure the oppression from the family, and they feel deeply sad and hopeless for the endless struggle between the two families.

At the end of the story, Romeo and Juliet, with their guns and knives drawn, teamed up to enter the family, cut down all the uncles, aunts, and aunts who got in the way, and then took the property of the two families and traveled across the ocean by boat. new adventure.

The corner of Andersen's mouth twitched: "This is not a happy reunion at all! Your uncles, aunts and aunts are all dead!"

Xia You shrugged: "It doesn't matter, the death of the underworld is not a pity."

Yao Ji agrees: "As long as you have a beautiful wife and money, other things don't matter. After all, the underworld is such a bloodless and tearless system."

Andersen: "You two are really in sync..."

Shakespeare reflected on the words of the two:

"That's why Romeo and Juliet seem to be pure and passionate lovers, but in fact they have another layer of identities, they are gangster killers with superior force... I have to say, this idea is not bad."

Andersen wrote down these revisions in his notebook, and asked again:

"Then are you satisfied with changing the plot like this?"

Xia You thought for a while: "Almost, but I think some illustrations should be added to the book, so that the meme virus can be more effective."

Yao Ji added: "Well, it's okay to publish some illustrations for selling meat, I don't mind, I don't care about making money."

Xia You continued to diverge her thinking: "Then according to the successful experience of Love and the God of Light, it is actually okay to engage in some soft pornography."

Yao Ji agreed deeply: "Let's have a boo, let's take a bath together. Anyway, as long as you don't officially hit the base, it's fine. The common people like to watch these things very much."

Andersen was taken aback when he heard the words, and then showed a smile with a deep meaning. He recorded all these revisions.

"Very good, is there any more?"

The two thought for a while, then shook their heads together: "No more."

"Then, let me tell you two good news."

With a smile on his face, Andersen announced the bad news to Xia You and Yao Ji. "This novel will be changed into a play in the end, and then let the two of you perform it."

Andersen closed his notebook and announced.

Shakespeare: "Yes, after all, Romeo and Juliet is a drama. In order to expand its influence, it is of course the best way to perform it as a drama, and I am also very good at this."

Andersen: "We will find two servants of Agility A to ghostwrite the content of the next novel. Now you can rehearse in advance according to the script of Romeo and Juliet."

Both Xia You and Yao Ji were stunned.

Yao Ji recalled her death-defying speech just now, and hurriedly asked: "That...then our previous opinion..."

"Happy, take a shower, soft porn..."

Andersen showed a malicious smile: "Don't worry, there will be, all of these will be there-it's not easy to make money."

"Knocked! Very knocked!"

Yao Ji blushed, and said anxiously: "There are various reasons for this, but the body and I cannot touch each other!"

Andersen was stunned: "Is there such a thing? What happens when you touch each other, self-destruct?"

"That's not so...but..." Yao Ji was embarrassed, not knowing whether she should confess the truth.

She secretly went to see Xia You, only to find that Xia You had recovered her composure, as if she had accepted this reality.

So the enchantress was even more shy.

But in fact, Xia You didn't think about "accepting reality".

It's just that he knew that the kind of thing Andersen said was impossible.

because……

"Then the matter has been decided. If you have time, you two can practice how to kiss gracefully first—oh, the gazes of all the servants are very enthusiastic? Do you want to be a ghostwriter so much?"

"That, Mr. Andersen."

Gu Dazi and a group of followers all showed kind smiles: "All of us have something to talk to you about, can you come with me?"

In fact, Andersen just wanted to have a little joke with Xia You.

But he didn't think so.

The retribution came so quickly.

After a while, Andersen came back in a cold sweat.

"Hmm, cough, I've thought about it. Sure enough, those plots that are offensive to public morals still can't be kept, so let's keep those plots in the novel. Dramas should still be performed in a serious and solemn way—what do you think, Shakespeare."

"Oh, of course it's okay, let's do it like this."

Shakespeare has been following Andersen, and witnessed the "friendly" conversation between the followers and Andersen.

Now he is very interested in recording the interesting things that happened in the book.

Shakespeare wrote vigorously, reminiscing about all the things just now, and even nodded frequently, and couldn't help but admire sincerely:

"Well, wonderful, really wonderful..."

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Then, the missionary work in London went well.

Three days later, the novel "Love in the Underworld" with its charming meme was officially completed.

Chaldea first contacted the major local newspapers, and published the beginning of the novel in the newspapers.

At the beginning of the novel, there is actually no actual content.

Some are just for the male protagonist, the number of words is as high as three pages of manuscript paper, and it can be called a gorgeous description of appearance!

At the bottom of the section, there is even a photo of the hero, handsome and extraordinary.

"Love in the Underworld" became popular all over London overnight!

The newspapers of the day were out of stock within an hour.

The next day, the major newspapers again published the beginning of the novel of Love in the Underworld, and the newspapers continued to be out of stock. Even though they printed ten times more, they were still sold out within a few hours!

The double charm meme of words and pictures makes the people of London deeply obsessed with the protagonist in the novel——Xia You, the son of a mafia family whose ancestral home comes from the mysterious East.

For a time, the love of the underworld became a topic of heated discussion among the people of London, and everyone was eagerly looking forward to the unfolding of the plot.

So after the love of the underworld became popular, Chaldea immediately released a full version of the physical book.

The first edition was sold out.

The reprint was still snapped up in a short time.

During this period of time, printing plants all over London worked day and night, working overtime to print Love in the Underworld. However, no matter how hard they printed it, they could never satisfy the needs of readers.

Later, the price of paper in London began to rise, and the price of novels also rose accordingly, but these did not affect the sales of novels at all.

In this way, Xia You, as the leading actor, became the spiritual husband of all London people.

As the heroine, the enchantress has become a spiritual vixen hated by the people of London!

Now the people of London will be heartbroken whenever they see the name of Enchantress—it is this bad woman who stole our Brother Xia!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yao Ji was stunned, expressing that she couldn't understand the result at all!

The wild boar cubs rubbed their trotters in embarrassment, and explained to the enchantress:

"Actually, due to the two charm inherent skills of Miss Yaoji and the charm effect of the A+-level goddess power, they are too powerful. If you are not careful, ordinary people will have a nervous breakdown...

Therefore, in order to ensure the mental safety of the readers, we only included Miss Yaoji's C-level goddess power. As a result, compared to Lord God of Light, Miss Yaoji's charm is slightly insufficient. "

The wild boars smiled awkwardly and said:

"That is to say, you are not lustful enough to say."

Enchantress: "........."

Ok……

London, like the Cyberpunk Singularity, is a land of near-absolute mystery, so it's impossible for the common people here to notice the existence of enchantment memes.

However, it is possible with Clock Tower.

So just in case, Xia You went to the clock tower again during this time.

Xia You advised Clement, the manager of the clock tower, to ask the clock tower not to interfere with matters related to the love of the underworld.

As a result, after Clement heard this, he immediately acted as if he was facing a formidable enemy, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead!

Xia You looked at Clement calmly, examining him carefully.

Clement became more and more nervous, stuttering and unable to speak.

There seems to be something going on here.

"Tell me, Clement, what did the clock tower do?"

"Ms. Xia...we..."

Xia You sighed: "It's also my fault for not notifying you in advance. Tell me, I won't blame you for what you did."

Clement hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind:

"I understand Mr. Xia, let you see for yourself what I did. It was my fault first, and you should punish me..."

So under the leadership of Clement, Xia You came to the basement of the clock tower, which is the shallow layer of the great abyss.

With a heavy heart, Clement pushed open the door of one of the warehouses.

The scenery that appeared in front of Xia You's eyes made him dumbfounded.

The scenery that appeared in front of Xia You's eyes made him dumbfounded.

That is a huge mountain of books with a terrifying scale!

All the books are about the love of the underworld. With such a large scale, at least [-] copies must be started!

Clement knelt down and confessed everything to Xia You:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xia, I really like this book so much, so I cut down on the three nearby printing factories and bought all the books shipped by the printing factories for collection. The online supply is reduced, and the supply exceeds the demand-but I can't help myself!"

Xia You stared at the towering mountain of books, the corners of her mouth twitching uncontrollably.

"Take it all out and sell it to the common people...not a single copy is left."

Clement wailed in despair: "Xia--teacher--!!"

Love in the underworld continues to burn in London, and in the blink of an eye, a week has passed.

Printing plants across the city are still overloaded every day.

At the same time, Love in the Underworld is still selling out.

Of course, during this time, Chaldea did not forget to monitor Getia's movements.

According to Enchantress, the place where Getia appeared was the underground steam factory, so Chaldea installed a monitoring device in the factory.

But so far, Getia has not moved.

This is both good news and a little disturbing.

Xia You couldn't help asking: "Will this Gaitia still appear?"

Yao Ji thought for a while: "It should be, after all, that guy will leave the Temple of Time and come to the singularity, it is not because of us at all."

Xia You asked curiously: "What is that for?"

"emmmm, piss to understand."