My substitute is Thanos

"It seems that it's time to let this kid go out and make a splash."

PS: The third update!

Sure enough, is four thousand words a day the limit of human beings?

Now that I think about it, I still have to open an uncapped reward on the day it was put on the shelves... Ahem.

It feels like killing me.

Well, Jiaochuan is also a sensitive word, my god.

Chapter 049 When eating, it's best not to use the phone!

At the same time, on Ye Yinkong's side...

"Please use!"

After Xing Ping Chuangzhen brought two servings of fried rice and put them on the table, he said this signature sentence.

To this...

"Thank you!"

It seems that while the food was being served, the "secret conversation" between Ye Yinkong and Tokisaki Kurumi had already ended, so at this time, the former removed the space barrier arranged by the table early, but there was no oolong causing an air wall .

However, after a token and polite thank you...

"Go and marry Aiyi!"

"..."

Faced with such still "illogical" words, Xingping Chuangzhen subconsciously wanted to ask: Who is Aiyi?

But rationality told him that it would be better to pretend not to hear for now.

So he just gave a few awkward laughs twitching at the corner of his mouth, and then he went back to the stove.

As for the friendship advice from Dad...he decided to selectively forget about it.

see...

"Who is Aiyi?"

After Xingping Soma left, it was Tokisaki Kurumi who asked this question curiously.

Just now, through a short conversation with Ye Yinkong, the two have preliminarily set some conditions that can be regarded as 'mutual help and mutual assistance', and left each other's communication methods.

Therefore, after the two parties have established the most basic relationship of 'collaborators', the elf girl is no longer as depressed as before, and gradually relaxes, and her tone becomes more casual when she asks questions. many.

this moment……

"That was a woman who could give life a 'soul' with her 'voice'."

After Ye Yinkong gave such an answer, he picked up the porcelain spoon stuck on the pile of fried rice, and said to Kuang San: "Eat it while it's hot, remember not to scream too loudly."

"?" Kuang San looked puzzled.

Ye Yinkong didn't continue to explain, and started to enjoy the food directly.

A spoonful of shrimp fried rice was in his mouth, even though he had already tasted it these days, he couldn't help squinting his eyes, showing a very intoxicated expression.

It has to be said that while the fried rice is fully flavored, the shrimp as a side dish does not lose its internal moisture and thus lose its chewiness. This unscientific skill can only be realized in Two-dimensional.

After all, if you want fried rice to infiltrate the flavor of shrimp, instead of simply mixing the two on one plate, you have to put the shrimp in the pot and stir-fry with the rice.

However, under normal circumstances, the result of doing this is that the shrimps become dry, and the taste is successful, but the taste will be greatly reduced.

If water is added to alleviate the dryness, the taste of rice grains will be greatly reduced due to the thinner texture.

Therefore, diners who are willing to spend money will usually prepare an excessive amount of shrimps, and use them separately as 'taste' and 'side dishes'.

But just now, the uncle named 'Joichiro' who cooked this dish didn't do such a 'wasteful' thing at all.

He is a pot shaker, ignoring the common sense of science.

therefore……

{Unclear! }Ye Yinkong, who couldn't see the way, gave such an evaluation in his heart.

all in all……

{Well, as long as it’s delicious! }

On the other hand, Tokisaki Kurumi, who was sitting opposite Ye Yinkong, for some reason, after seeing the exaggerated expression of the former, was afraid to touch the lunch on the table.

In this regard, Ye Yinkong did not continue to pay attention to her, because, as a foodie, he is now 'busy' experiencing the enjoyment of taste buds.

Mouth is empty!

But at this time...

"Om~Om~"

The phone in Ye Yinkong's pocket vibrated.

"Tsk!"

Faced with this situation, he couldn't help but be a little irritable.

But he still took out the flip phone that was popular in this era and looked at the caller ID on the black and white screen.

result……

"Cutest sister?"

The corner of Ye Yinkong's mouth twitched, "This kind of name, shouldn't it be given by the original body?"

To be honest, speaking of his sister, this is the first time Ye Yintou called him.

{A few days ago, I was busy dealing with Hakoniwa's affairs, so I hardly ever used my phone. }

{This is a very important source of information, why did you ignore it? }

{It's really careless. }

With this in mind, Ye Yinkong pressed the answer button.

then……

"That, is Oni-chan?"

Ye Yintou's girlish voice came over the phone.

For this cute but unfamiliar younger sister, Ye Yinkong would subconsciously show a comfortable smile every time he came into contact with her.

Right now, no exception.

"Of course it's me!"

Different from face-to-face conversation, Ye Yinkong can relax a lot when pressing the button to communicate on the phone, so...

"What, who else do you think will answer on this number? Future sister-in-law?"

And a little joke.

Unexpectedly...

"Huh? Oni-chan, do you have a girlfriend?"

Some people will be stubborn until they take a joke seriously.

At this moment, Ye Yinkong heard Ye Yintou's voice on the phone, and his tone became flustered, as if he was not mentally prepared for certain things.

and……

"I, I, I, I'm just curious... When did Oni-chan know each other? Do I know her? Is it a big sister in the nearby community? Or a female classmate in Oni-chan's study?"

At this moment, he began to do relevant investigations like chanting scriptures.

have no choice……

"Calm down! Wake up, there is no such thing as a girlfriend... I was just teasing you."

Ye Yinkong ended the joke, "Your brother and I are proud single nobles now."

Inexplicably, when he said these words, he admitted that he was a little tired.

however……

"Ahh~"

"!"

At this moment, perhaps because Ye Yinkong himself was a little flustered by this sudden situation, and at the same time he was too immersed in enjoying the 'delicious lunch', he who has been predicting the future for 30 seconds, but he didn't pay attention Those messages from the time stone.

result……

{Damn it! }

Just at this time, Ye Yinkong didn't even have time to cover the microphone of the phone, but there was a sudden burst of delicate panting sounds from across the dining table.

At this moment, Ye Yinkong froze on the spot.

"Huh? Wait, Oni-chan, what was that sound just now?"

From the mobile phone hanging by my ear, my sister's questioning voice sounded like "alert and vigilant".

"I……"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

"..."

Before Ye Yinkong had time to explain, someone's seductive tone sounded again.

He looked towards the source of the sound...

I saw Tokisaki Kurumi wearing a gothic skirt in the field of vision, now holding a porcelain spoon in his right hand, and holding a slightly bulging cheek in his left hand, pursing his mouth like a hamster, his right eye not covered by bangs He squinted completely, with an expression of enjoyment.

She doesn't seem to be doing anything on purpose.

of course……

"Ou-ni-chan-"

Up to now, it doesn't matter if you don't do it on purpose.

"This, no, what..."

Ye Yinkong suddenly said, "I'm eating lunch, you didn't hear the sound of cooking next to me..."

"Ah ♀"

"..."

Listening to the "background sound effects" of the nearby kiln scene one after another, Ye Yinkong said that he was really tired.

"Humph!"

In a daze, the phone was directly hung up by the opposite party.

see this situation...

"Hey, hey, bridge bean sack~"

Ye Yinkong, who was still putting away his phone with a wry smile, suddenly reacted, "How can you have such a strong sense of sight with this kind of reaction?"

"Wait a minute."

His expression became a little weird...

"The cutest little sister, she seemed to be angry just now after hearing such a big reaction from having a girlfriend... emmmm~"

Ye Yinkong fell into deep thought.

a long time……

"No way?"

He subconsciously looked at his leg joints.

{if that's the case...}

That would be hilarious.

PS: The first update!