This King Zhou is not stupid

"The flat peach is really precious, and I can't afford it. You should keep it for the immortal family in the heaven."

Di Xin didn't practice immortality, so he didn't have to worry about the three disasters and five calamities, but there were three disasters and five calamities in the immortal family in the heaven, so there was a saying that the immortal family survived the immeasurable calamity.

"Hey, those of the Heavenly Court Immortal Family belong to the Heavenly Court Immortal Family, and those of the Human Sovereign belong to the Human Sovereign. Naturally, they must be differentiated. Please accept the Human Sovereign."

Gan!

Malice, full of malice.

"Thank you very much." Di Xin gritted his teeth and replied.

Di Xin accepted it anyway, he doesn't have to eat it, but he can give it to others.

For example, Queen Jiang, Concubine Huang, and Concubine Yang, for them, this is a rare treasure of heaven and earth to prolong life.

But Di Xin was determined not to eat it! ! !

Chapter 440 Five: This King Zhou is getting fatuous

When Di Xin returned to the human world, the entire manor came to welcome him.

"Father." A little boy ran over and threw himself into Di Xin's arms.

His name is Wu Geng, don't ask why he is called Wu Geng, this name was not given by Di Xin, because he is the prince, so Bigan chose this name, and Di Xin used this name because he heard the name very familiar. .

Thinking about it later, isn't this Wu Geng from Wu Gengji? !

"Hey, Wu Geng, are you trying to kill your father and me?"

Di Xin picked up Wu Geng. The child was born not long ago and was still very small.

"Father, my brother has caused you trouble."

On the other side, Yin Jiu walked slowly. At this time, she had grown into a big girl, but what was a little strange was that Yin Jiu was born with nine tails.

It is clear that the nine-tailed foxes should not be a race, but that foxes have nine tails after 900 years of cultivation, but Yin Jiu broke this point and turned the nine-tailed foxes into a race.

Sure enough, if you get on the big ship of human luck, will the fundamentals change?

"No problem, no problem."

Di Xin hugged Wu Geng and walked up to Yin Jiu.

"Jiu'er has grown up too, and has grown into a beautiful girl."

Yin Jiu smiled and said nothing, she was much more sensible than Wu Geng.

"Come on, come on, father brought you something good, this is a good thing, neither of you two brothers have it."

Di Xin took out flat peaches, and the Jade Emperor gave him not just one, but several plates, enough to share one for each concubine in his entire manor.

After dealing with the Jade Emperor, Di Xin really has nothing to worry about.

You can enjoy the vacation with peace of mind first, and wait until the Yin Shang has a problem before dealing with it.

Wu Geng took the flat peach and immediately took a bite.

As soon as he took a bite, he felt a warm current flow through his body, making his whole body extremely comfortable. At this time, Wu Geng was already considered a semi-immortal body.

These are flat peaches, a treasure that ordinary Sanxians can't dream of, and only the Jade Emperor has the confidence to give away a dozen others.

"Jiu'er, eat one too, it's good for your cultivation."

"Yes, father."

Yin Jiu also took a bite of a purple-patterned flat peach, her eyes lit up immediately, and then she ate it in big mouthfuls, completely ignoring her ladylike image, until all she ate was a peach pit.

"Don't throw away this peach pit, it can be refined into a magic weapon."

Di Xin also only thought about refining magic weapons, and had no idea of ​​cultivating flat peach trees at all.

This thing can't be supported by ordinary soil, unless Empress Nuwa can lend him Nine Heaven's Breathing Soil, otherwise don't even think about it.

"Go on, you two, I'm going to find your mother."

Di Xin put down Wu Geng and walked into the depths of the manor. At this time, under a pavilion deep in the manor, several concubines were laughing and discussing household matters.

Seeing Di Xin approaching, he immediately got up and said, "Your Majesty."

"Why are you still called the king?"

Di Xin stepped forward and hugged several concubines, and took them into his arms. Sure enough, it is a lie that women only affect the infrastructure. Di Xin is a big pig's hoof.

"My husband."

"Husband." Jiang Hou blushed, but she was almost forty, but she didn't look too old, but there were a few more wrinkles between her brows.

And Yuzao has not changed at all, still shining as brightly as before entering the palace.

"Come, come, Gu brought you something good."

Di Xin took out a few more flat peaches and put them on the stone table in the pavilion. Seeing the flat peaches, Yuzao's eyes almost popped out.

As a demon, how could she fail to see what kind of natural and earthly treasure this is, just put it on the table, let all the flowers in the courtyard bloom, overflowing with aura, if she took a bite, she would not immediately become a fairy!

"One for each person, let's eat them all, this is given to me by the Jade Emperor."

"Husband, don't you eat?"

"Heh, I eat better than you."

Di Xin still remembered that ginseng fruit, and even more remembered that Bai Ze said, "If necessary, I can ask for a few more", that damned ginseng fruit tree! ! !

Yuzao was the first to pick up the flat peach, she was really rude, but fortunately, Di Xin didn't need her to be polite either.

After a few mouthfuls, most of the flat peaches have been eaten, and Yuzao feels the aura in his mouth, feeling overwhelmed with happiness.

Sure enough, I have to repay the king well tonight.

Several other concubines also picked up the flat peaches and ate them together, and after just one bite, there was a feeling of being lifted into the sky, and Empress Jiang couldn't help but floated into the sky.

But he was caught by Di Xin.

"Where does Concubine Ai want to go?" Di Xin smiled softly, "I won't let you run away."

After finishing speaking, he hugged Jiang Hou's waist again. At this time, Jiang Hou's body was so light, like a tulle, it might be blown away by the wind at any time.

Empress Jiang also blushed and asked, "My lord, is this concubine very old?"

"In any case, Empress Jiang is the most beautiful in my eyes, and please don't call me king."

"Husband, husband, what about me?" Concubine Yang also came over.

"My husband dotes on Sister Jiang again." Concubine Huang also stepped forward and hugged Di Xin's waist.

Not to mention Yuzao, she looked like she was eating Dingdixin tonight.

Only then did Di Xin realize something was wrong.

Good guy!The sheep has entered the wolf's den! ! !

"Ha ha."

The corner of Di Xin's mouth twitched, but after thinking about it, this might not be a bad thing.

In the past, even the harem could only be pampered individually in the palace, but this time it is a rare opportunity, how about pampering them together?

hiss--

Why does my back hurt just thinking about it.

"All be quiet."

Di Xin pulled away a pair of hands that were hugging him. The actions of this steel straight man are not impossible for a straight man with advanced cancer.

At the same time, he comforted the concubines and said: "I can't run away, why are all of them in such a hurry, now that I have resigned from the position of emperor, naturally I have plenty of time to accompany you, you have to listen to me obediently."

"That's natural, my lord."

After Jiang touched her face, the wrinkles were indeed gone, and the skin became supple.

It may be different from person to person. There are so many fairy families who ate flat peaches in Tianting, but they did not become younger. All of them looked like old men with beards. At one time, Di Xin wondered whether this flat peach could only prolong life but not stay in capacity.

Looking at it now, the effect is still good.

"You guys are all like wolves. I can't avoid it. I'm not a saint either. I can't bear your molestation."

Di Xin shook his head while talking, but several fox tails wrapped around him from behind, and Yuzao lay on his back, wrapping around him like tentacles.

"The concubine is not a wolf, but a fox, so can the king bear it?"

Di Xin's eyelids twitched.

He didn't die from overtime work, but it looked like he was going to die in bed?

That's too embarrassing! ! !

Might as well die working overtime! ! !

"Gudong."

Swallowing, Di Xin took a deep breath, then said with a smile, "Don't underestimate me, concubines, today I will let you know how powerful I am."

The traverser was finally willing to be stupid once.

Chapter 440 Six: The Journey to the West is now planning

After Emperor Xin retired, the luck of Yin Shang did not decline.

Not only that, but the luck has actually increased, because the marriage between the eldest prince and the dragon clan, and the marriage between the human race and the monster race have also become a very common thing.

There's nothing wrong with that.

After all, a man of the human race married a woman of the demon race, and a man of the demon race could also marry a woman of the human race. This in itself is a situation of cultural integration.

But there are also some bad phenomena.

In Chaoge, something extremely bad happened! ! !

The monks of the human department looked at the man who had turned into a mummy on the bed, and then at the crying banshee next to the bed, and some didn't know how to deal with this matter.

A cultivator from the Ministry of Human Beings held the form and said: "What happened is like this. After the two had sex, the woman lost control and sucked the man dry."

"How did you say such a thing with a blank face?" The monk next to him was twitching.

"It's fine to be thick-skinned." The cultivator of the celebrity department also covered his face.

"How did she do it?"

"I wonder how he did it?"

Several human monks sighed, how should we deal with this kind of thing.

This is not a simple incident of a banshee harming people. A pure banshee harming people is often a relationship between a stranger and a man, or there is no legitimate relationship between a man and a woman, but these two are real couples.

And after the banshee did such a thing, she was also very sad.

"Husband, you are gone, how can I live?"

Let's just say, she pulled out a sword and was about to wipe her neck to commit suicide, but was stopped by a monk from the Ministry of Human Beings.

"Don't stop me, I want to go with my husband!!!"

"Calm down." A female cultivator tightly held the banshee's hands to prevent her from hanging herself.

"Don't stop me, let me go!!!"

The banshee's face was covered with tears, and her pretty face was weeping.

"Anyway, if I kill someone, I will die too. Let me go. I still have time to keep up with my husband!"

"This..."

Even though the cultivators of the Human Ministry have handled so many cases, they still don't know how to handle this case.

then...

"So you found me?" Di Xin crossed his arms and looked at Wen Zhong dissatisfied.

"My lord, we cannot do without you." Wen Zhong said humbly.

Di Xin didn't answer, but stood up and patted Wen Zhong on the head, thinking that Wen Zhong had passed eighty years, but was beaten by Di Xin like this, he was really ashamed.

"Do you even need to think about this kind of thing?! This kind of thing... Let me ask a few prerequisites first."