This King Zhou is not stupid

A fairy family immediately stood up and spoke out for the Jade Emperor: "Trespassing on the South Heaven Gate without the Jade Emperor's consent is trespassing."

"Are you the Jade Emperor or is he the Jade Emperor? Is it your turn to speak? Since when did the Immortals in Lingxiao Temple be so rude!"

"you!"

The fairy family wanted to say something, but the Jade Emperor raised his hand to stop him.

The Jade Emperor said very calmly: "Di Xin, what are you talking about in Lingxiao Palace today?"

At this time, he has the prestige of the Lord of the Three Realms.

Di Xin didn't continue to attack, but got to the point. He clapped his hands and said, "What's the matter? Come on, bring that rat monster up!"

Immediately, some generals besieged the mouse monster to the Lingxiao Palace, which can be regarded as fulfilling the mouse monster's wish. He did come to the Lingxiao Palace, but his posture was not very elegant.

He was pinned to the ground by the four generals of the Mo family, and he looked in a state of embarrassment, his face was not as shiny as before.

"Rat demon, tell the story of your dealings with the Heavenly Court! In this Lingxiao Palace, if you lie, Gu will definitely unfold your soul and make it public!"

The black-eyed king had been searched for his soul once, and he was already afraid. If he wanted to make his soul public this time, wouldn't it kill him.

"I said, I said, I was sleeping in the cave that day, and a fairy came to the cave and said to me, 'If you can go to the territory of the human race to make troubles and bring disasters, you will have a place in the heaven'. Sign a contract with him, and go to the territory of the human race to make a fuss."

"absurd!"

The Jade Emperor was furious: "Is there no one available in my heavenly court, and I want you to be a rat to bring disaster?!"

'puff'

Feng Hou laughed in his heart.

Master Yu also shook his head secretly, and murmured in his heart: "Let me tell you a joke, there are [-] heavenly soldiers and generals in the Heavenly Court now, and there is no shortage of people. Jade Emperor, don't you have any points in your own mind?"Why are you short of people, and you don't have a count in your heart? '

Why is heaven short of people?It's a long story at this point.

During the time of the Yellow Emperor, there were often people with great powers who came to heaven to become immortals, such as Feng Hou, Qi Bo and others. At that time, people from the human race often overcame hardships and became immortals.

But in later generations, in the era of Zhuanxu, Zhuanxu didn't want to see such a situation, so he cut off the passage between heaven and earth.

It is almost impossible for the human race to become a fairy. Only through hard work can one become a fairy, and one can be ranked in the fairy class if one is successful in cultivation; or one can become a fairy with great merit.

The summary is four words.

[Jedi Tiantong. 】

It seems to cut off the possibility of the human race becoming a fairy, but in fact it cuts off the chance for the heavenly court to continue to accept the talents of the human race. To put it more carefully, it also cuts off the chance for the heavenly court to rule the human race.

After all, all the powers of the human race are in the Heavenly Court, so who will respect the Human Emperor in the future, if everyone respects the Jade Emperor but not the Human Emperor, then where is the dignity of the Human Emperor?Does the human race want to become the servant of the heavenly court? This is not allowed by Zhuan Xu.

Since then, the Heavenly Court has been short of people.

After conferring the gods, the Heavenly Court began to rise and became the master of the Three Realms.

"Hmph, is this what your family said, here is the evidence."

Di Xin took out the letter, and he was not afraid that someone would dare to snatch it.

"Gu present the evidence today, I want to see who dares to snatch the evidence in front of the Jade Emperor and the Human Emperor, Kong Xuan."

"The minister is here."

"Submit the evidence to the Jade Emperor for a look, and then to everyone present."

"Yes."

Kong Xuan showed the letter to all the immortals. The immortal who instigated the mouse demon just wanted to take advantage of the chaos and slip away, but the mouse demon saw him at a glance.

He quickly screamed: "It's him, he signed the letter with me, don't let him run away!"

Everyone's eyes immediately focused on the Xian family, Wen Zhong, the four generals of the Mo family and others even stepped forward to stop the Xian family, and made a gesture of 'please'.

Helpless, this fairy family had no choice but to be pushed to the center of the hall.

"There are witnesses and evidence, and the evidence is conclusive. Jade Emperor, do you have anything else to say?"

Even though the Jade Emperor was the Lord of the Three Realms, he understood this, and the letter was there, showing that he had indeed given the order.

He looked at the order for a long time, and was silent for a long time. Finally, he saw the order and a line of inspiration flashed. He laughed loudly and said, "Tell me, what did the rat demon do in the world?"

"He drove away the rats, devoured food, and harmed the people. More than a hundred people have been bitten by the rats, and more than a hundred families have died. This matter is also recorded in the local government. You and I can go to the local government to check."

Few people dared to touch the book of life and death. It is okay to say that the soul was revived by the panacea before entering the gate of ghosts, but if it entered the gate of ghosts, passed through the palace of the king of hell, and walked onto the bridge of Naihe.

Even Da Luo Jinxian has no possibility of turning back.

"Absurd, the letter clearly only said that he was asked to drive away the rats, spread the plague, and devour food. When did he let him eat people? It is clear that this rat demon is relying on the prestige of the heavens to act recklessly! Don't talk nonsense."

Di Xin was taken aback.

Good guy, dare you and Empress Nuwa use a trick?

Chapter 110 Five: Returning Bo Yi Kao, the Prestige of Heavenly Court is Decreased

"This trick is cruel enough. If you recognize the disaster, the heavens already have the duty of disaster. Even if you drive away the wolves and tigers, it's your job. The karma is not big, so you can get rid of the responsibility of 'cannibalism'." Give it to the rat demon, the rat demon is miserable, his sons and grandchildren have to bear the karma of more than a hundred people. '

The Rat Demon was the most shocked one.

He was sold! ! !

"It's what you said, I will bring disasters to the people, and you will give me gods, why do you want to shirk responsibility, you are the heaven!!!"

The Jade Emperor also looked at the rat demon with cold eyes and said: "It is the duty of the heavens to bring disasters. The heavens are in charge of good luck and disasters, and it is my duty to bring disasters to the human race. But the rat demon, you rely on the prestige of the heaven , endangering the world, devouring hundreds of civilians, it is too much!"

"It's the disaster you said!!!" The scream of the rat demon echoed in Lingxiao Hall.

"This letter only said that you were allowed to eat food, but didn't let you hurt the children of the human race. How dare you argue? Someone, pull this rat monster out and kill it!"

"Wait a minute!"

Di Xin knew that it was impossible to make a big fuss in the Lingxiao Temple at this time, and the Jade Emperor was justified, and if he made a fuss, the human race would suffer.

This is a typical word game.

For example: The Jade Emperor asked a certain Dragon King to rain heavily and cause floods somewhere, without saying how many people were killed or injured. It just made you rain and flood, but didn't let you harm anyone, the Jade Emperor is not responsible.

If it was changed to Renhuang again, and Renhuang asked the minister to build a certain building, and the minister followed the order, and some people were injured or injured due to improper operation, some people would say that this is the responsibility of the Renhuang, and we want to overthrow the Renhuang, not Overthrow the minister who did that.

This is the earliest double-standard dog in classical mythology! ! !

Dixin has been working hard to increase productivity, and at the same time increase labor while increasing remuneration, in order to avoid the latter situation.

Do you really hope that offering sacrifices to heaven can revitalize Yin Shang?Stop making trouble, just offending the Empress Nuwa can't be changed no matter how many sacrifices are made, it has to be changed with practical actions.

Di Xin wanted to prove that the myth is for the betterment of all living beings, not a reason to escape.

"Di Xin, my Heavenly Court has indeed brought disasters to your human race. This is the responsibility of the Heavenly Court. This is undeniable, but don't take anything that hurts people to do with my Heavenly Court."

"This is natural. Disasters from the heavens are the same as the solitary leadership of the human race. It is a duty. The rat demons are responsible for the crimes of the rat demons, but I don't know what crimes the human races committed? Need disasters?"

"This is not what you, the Emperor, should ask. The Heavenly Court originally wanted to cause a famine in the north, but I didn't expect this rat demon to use the prestige of the Heavenly Court to run amok. He must be pierced by thousands of arrows in the [-]th floor of hell." Only the pain of the heart will do."

The Jade Emperor didn't panic at this time, he didn't promise that the rat demon would become a fairy after killing people, it's none of his business, even if he asks a sage to distinguish it, it doesn't matter to him.

All the immortals who followed Di Xin knew that the Jade Emperor was very scheming, otherwise the issue of the list of gods would not have appeared.

But I didn't expect that he was not stupid. The lives of more than a hundred people were a lot of karma, enough to make the emperor break into the Lingxiao Palace to question him, but if these hundreds of people had nothing to do with him, Di Xin would not be easy to get angry.

On the contrary, if Di Xin broke into Lingxiao Hall only because of the disaster, without a suitable reason, it would be difficult for Di Xin to step down.

But who is Dixin?

He was born in the Tieba keyboard military academy, holding a keyboard man tenth level certificate, what kind of word game he has never seen before, he is afraid of this when he fights with all scholars and wits against hundreds of schools of thought?

If you can't get rid of the Heavenly Court, you can definitely step down with dignity, and you have to bite off a piece of meat from the Jade Emperor.

"Then dare to ask the Jade Emperor, is it the responsibility of the Heavenly Court to control the order of the heavens and the earth?"

"It's natural."

"Well, the soul of Bo Yikao, the son of Xibohou, is missing. Gu has gone to the underworld to search, but failed to find the trace of his soul's reincarnation. I wonder if the Jade Emperor can help Gu find it?"

Let you be the pick, and hand over Bo Yi Kao for me.

With Boyi Kao, the position of Emperor Fengdu was established by the human race. Before Buddhism appeared, the underworld was emptied first!

"This... the world is so big, how do you let me find a soul."

"This is the job of the Jade Emperor. If you can't find it, you will be dereliction of duty!"

As soon as the word 'dereliction of duty' came out, the Jade Emperor was also frightened. What should I do if I am dereliction of duty?Withdraw.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor remained silent, a fairy family came out and pointed at Di Xin and said, "Presumptuous, does one person's soul still disturb the Jade Emperor? Just leave such trivial matters to others."

"You mean to say that there is a person whose soul is not in the underworld, not in the world, not in the heavens, and is nowhere to be found in the three realms. Is this a trivial matter? This is not a small matter, enough to shock the world! It has become an eternal injustice! It is enough to sue To the Three Sage Emperors of Huoyun Cave, is this a trivial matter?!!!"

With a few words, Di Xin sent the fairy family back.

Di Xin looked at the Jade Emperor again: "Although he is the soul of one person, he is the soul of my great merchant after all. It is the job of the Jade Emperor that he has not entered the cycle of reincarnation. If you can't find it, the job of this job will be It's dereliction of duty!"

Jade Emperor has a headache, Bo Yi Kao is indeed a talent.

It is also because of this that his position on the list of gods is Zhongtian Beibei Ziwei Great Emperor. This position is really great, and he can be regarded as a high official in the heavenly court.

The Jade Emperor also naturally knew where Bo Yi was admitted, and he was on the list of gods. After Di Xin made such a fuss, do you think the Jade Emperor dared to let Bo Yi be admitted to the list of gods?

My good fellow, a soul not in the Three Realms suddenly appeared in the Heavenly Court, and that Heavenly Court was dark under the lights, and its prestige was about to drop.

It's better to be a favor now, and return Boyi Kao to the people after a while, so that the Jade Emperor can get rid of the title of stealing the soul of the human race, and the human race will get an answer again, and finally calm down.

"Heavenly Court will help you find Bo Yi Kao, so go back."

As soon as these words came out, the guard who had a good relationship with Xibohou in Shang Dynasty was overjoyed, but Di Xin would not believe what Heavenly Court said.

"No, Jade Emperor, you have to make a written proof. Not only must you write down the information of the person who returned it, but you must also write down the time, and you must also write down the date of return."

"Absurd, how can it be a joke in Lingxiao Palace?!" The Jade Emperor was angry again. "So what if there is no written evidence?"

"I don't believe anything you say."

"you!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he stood up, and Di Xin made it clear that he had no prestige.

"Okay, then I will make a written statement that within three days, Bo Yi Kao will be returned."

"It must be three days in the world."

Di Xin added: "It must be Bo Yikao, the son of Xibohou, and must be returned to Chaoge Longde Hall!"

"!!!"

The Jade Emperor glared at Di Xin, the hand holding the pen was shaking, and all the immortals were laughing.

Although Di Xin did not make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Court this time, it did lower the prestige of the Heavenly Court a lot, which is more useful than overthrowing the Lingxiao Palace.

To overthrow the Lingxiao Temple is to make Tianting lose face in terms of force; but to make the Jade Emperor make extremely detailed written evidence is to make Tianting lose face in prestige.

For Heaven, which is in charge of the Three Realms, this is even worse than the former.

Chapter 110 Six: Founding the Fengdu Ghost Division, Bo Yi Kao as the Commander of the Ghost Division

Some people may say that if you just want to go back to Boyi for the exam, will you suffer?

You have to understand that Bo Yikao is the eldest son of Xiqi, his prestige in Xiqi is second only to Xibohou, and above his second son Jifa, as long as he is around, even if Xibohou dies old, it is wrong for Jifa to rebel.

Moreover, Di Xin intends to raise the underworld. This Bo Yi Kao, as the original Zhongtian Beidou Ziwei Great Emperor, is now the body of a ghost, and he can just lead the newly established ghost cultivator students.

He has already decided on the office location, and if he does not change the location, it will be in Fengdu Mountain!

The position of saving the dead souls in this area can be settled.

These Jade Emperors didn't know, he only knew that he was short of a Zhongtian Beidou Ziwei Emperor, and had to find another one.

"This Jade Emperor is too much! Did the ancestors of the past just tolerate him doing mischief in the territory of the human race?!"

As soon as Di Xin returned to Longde Hall, he began to complain.

All civil and military officials sighed again and again.

"Your Majesty, in the past, we really had to endure disasters, and then send food and troops to relieve disasters, even the former kings did the same." Shang Rong said bitterly behind Di Xin.

"My lord, you have already done a good job. If it were me, I would not be able to do better than your lord." Wen Zhong also chimed in to prevent Di Xin from blaming himself too much.

"No! The Heavenly Court is so bullying, I can't stand it. Maybe I won't attack the sky now, but I want to make the Heavenly Court's hand never reach the human world again. Master Wen, what are the main races in the world today?"