This King Zhou is not stupid

"Because I'm a girl." After the woman in Tsing Yi finished speaking, the whole restaurant fell silent, even Hu Lai was dumbfounded.

He said tremblingly, "Are you a female demon?"

"Yes." The woman in Tsing Yi nodded, and said with a blank face: "Although the story you told is almost indistinguishable from what happened in the real world, I am a little unhappy that the blame for the drought in the north is placed on me. The drought in the north is less rainy. , it is the reason why the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas obeys the order of the Heavenly Court not to rain, not because of my existence."

Cold sweat dripped down Hu Lai's forehead. This was his first storytelling, and he didn't expect to be so embarrassing that he would directly meet the female demon deity.

"I'm just following what's written in the book."

"Besides, Ying Long didn't want Feng Bo and Yu Shi back then, but he was beaten terribly, and he couldn't return to the sky, so he stayed in the south, but his mana recovered quickly, and he returned to the sky."

Hu Lai's head was sweating even more. He wanted to tell the story of Ying Long, so how would he tell it next?

"But these stories are all told by Bai Ze."

"Hmph, Bai Ze must have said bad things about me on purpose."

"Who said that I deliberately spoke ill of you?!" A man in white stood up, who else but Bai Ze? !

Hu Lai was stupid again, he still knew about Bai Ze, but he didn't expect that Bai Ze was here too!

"Daughter, I, Bai Ze, never lie!"

"Don't lie? Then tell me, what does the severe drought in the north have to do with me?!" The woman in Tsing Yi also stood up and reasoned with Bai Ze.

Bai Ze walked up to the woman in Tsing Yi, and argued regardless of his appearance: "Who caused the severe drought in the fifth year of Dayu, and who caused the severe drought in the third year of Xia Qi? Shall I make a list to share with you?" Write down all the relevant droughts.”

"Nonsense, that's called a practice mistake! I didn't do it on purpose."

The woman in Tsing Yi was clearly wronged.

She raised her arms in protest: "Could it be called intentional when a monk made a mistake in cultivation?!"

Chapter 130 Seven: Needle Points Against Wheat Awns, Female Demons Against Bai Ze

That day, Nuba and Bai Ze almost quarreled in the restaurant for a long time, the scene was much more interesting than storytelling, and finally they fought.

In the end, the female demon was taken away by the Yaoyao Lingren Department.

No, rather than taking them away, it is better to say that they are invited to go. Wen Zhong himself has come.

"Master Bai Ze? She is really a female demon."

"Although I don't want to admit it, she is a genuine female demon." Bai Ze was angry because he didn't want to see the female demon.

"Can..."

Wen Zhong looked at the woman in Tsing Yi with some distress, the woman in Tsing Yi was pretty and lovely, lively and lively.

But the heavenly eye on his forehead could see that the woman in Tsing Yi had great mana in her body.

"Don't female demons have no magic power?"

The woman in Tsing Yi shouted loudly with her hands on her hips: "Ying Long can re-cultivate mana to go to heaven, why can't I re-cultivate? Am I worse than Ying Long?"

"Yes, you can practice."

Bai Ze dismantled the stage and said, "It's just that cultivation is easy to go wrong. About ten years or so, there will be a severe drought. There are thousands of miles of dry land. The last time the cultivation went wrong was the reason for the chaos in the North Sea six years ago."

"Don't label me indiscriminately."

The woman in Tsing Yi retorted: "The Dragon Clan doesn't come to rain, it's the Dragon Clan's problem, it has nothing to do with me, I just made the north dry for three months, the remaining two years and nine months have nothing to do with me, but you, Bai Ze, It is irresponsible to run away before finishing writing "Bai Ze Jing Wei Tu"!"

"Well!"

Bai Ze was stunned speechless.

"You still remember this, Xuanyuan Huangdi almost forgot."

"Daddy forgot, I will never forget!"

Wen Zhong watched the two great gods quarreling, although in terms of cultivation, he is not necessarily inferior to Nuba.

But in terms of status, he really can't do anything to the daughter-in-law, ah!It shouldn't have happened at all, and the nun didn't break the law.

Some monks tremblingly came to the woman in Tsing Yi with a teacup and said, "Well, do you drink tea?"

"Don't drink."

The woman in Tsing Yi rolled up her sleeves as if she was about to fight with Bai Ze, but Bai Ze didn't bother to pay attention to her.

"Can't your Ministry find her in a cell for a few days?"

"Master Bai Ze, you are also a member of the Human Department now." Wen Zhong reminded.

You don't see the Crimson King in the book, but it is true that Bai Ze is now a member of the Ministry of Humans.

After the last court, Shang Rong found Bai Ze, and Bai Ze was not humble, and accepted Shang Rong's invitation humbly. After all, Shang Rong was the prime minister of Yin and Shang, and his status was self-evident, and he respected Bai Ze very much.

"Don't hit people with smiling faces" is already a customary rule in the world of cultivating immortals.

Bai Ze joined the Yaoyaolingren Department.

"Oh, yes, since this is the case, I will tell you a way. You use nails to pierce the female demon's celestial spirit cover, and then throw her head down into the Nine Nether Profound Water."

Wen Zhong, the well-informed and part-time leader of the Yin Shang Taishi and part-time head of the People's Department, could only pretend not to hear at the moment, and said with an apologetic smile: "Lord Bai Ze, stop joking."

"I'm not kidding, I just use this method to ensure that she will never turn over."

Wen Zhong smiled bitterly. He knew that Bai Ze was joking. Jiuyou Xuanshui is a special kind of water in the deepest part of the underworld. It is extremely dark. It can be said that one drop can kill countless creatures, and ordinary immortals dare not touch it.

But Bai Ze really wasn't joking.

This method can really kill the female demon, kill, really kill.

"Bai Ze, you hurt me!"

The woman in Tsing Yi was pinching the curse and formulating formulas at that time, and almost cast a spell. Fortunately, the Grand Master found out quickly and grabbed the woman in Tsing Yi's wrist.

"Please stop, Nvba, this is the Ministry of Human Beings. Even if you are the daughter of Xuanyuan Huangdi, you cannot cast spells here."

"Did you see it, did you see it?" Bai Ze said with a smile beside him, "The times have changed, girl, you can't keep up with the times."

It is clear that Bai Ze did not keep up with the times a month ago, but now he is very arrogant.

Seeing that Bai Ze had been fighting the fire, Wen Zhong hurriedly said to the cultivator beside him: "Master Bai Ze, please come to my office to rest for a while, and finish the new book on the technical guidance of the breeding industry."

Bai Ze was 'invited' away just like that, and the woman in Tsing Yi also let go of most of her anger and sat on the chair.

"I haven't been to the capital of the human race for a thousand years to see it. I saw it today. The changes are indeed great. I actually listened to other people's slander and falsified history."

"You're the one to slander!" Bai Ze came out from the office wall and said, "What I said is all the truth, and even when I sued Xuanyuan Huangdi, he wouldn't dare to say that what I said was false."

"If I say it's fake, it's fake. I'm the person involved."

"Onlookers are clear, authorities are obsessed, I am a bystander!"

"I am a human, you are a demon! Can it be the same?"

"What's wrong with the demon? Look down on you, demon!"

The woman in green and the man in white were about to quarrel again, Wen Zhong raised his forehead, although this was a situation that the Ministry of Human Resources had already expected would happen, but it was really difficult to deal with it.

"I can't help it, I have to invite Da Neng to appear."

Wen Zhong took out a gossip communicator from his bosom, dialed the number and shouted: "Master, save this disciple."

At that time, a stream of light flew from the sky and entered the headquarters of the Ministry of Human Resources.

Then Yu Ruyi knocked on the heads of Bai Ze and Nu Ba twice.

"Be honest, or I will let you all know how powerful I am, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit!"

These two strikes hit Bai Ze and Nuba hard, and their heads were confused. They looked at Longhu Ruyi and dared not be presumptuous anymore.

And Longhu Ruyi flew to Wen Zhong's head again and slapped him hard.

"You can't even control the two little guys, you are not good at being the commander of the Ministry of Human Resources."

Wen Zhong covered his head, very wronged!

For the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, Bai Ze and Nuba are little fellows, but for Wen Zhong, both of them have a higher level of cultivation than him, and he himself is nothing more than a magic weapon and magical powers that have an advantage.

And the status is higher than his, the Yin Shang Taishi.

"Hey."

Wen Zhong sighed, and then said: "Master Nuba, Lord Bai Ze, can you two be quiet and stop causing trouble for the Ministry of Humanity, the Ministry of Humanity is not the Ministry of Heaven, and there are no people with great supernatural powers. We are just protecting It’s just stability within the human race.”

"Speaking of people with great supernatural powers, I do know a few powerful people of the human race." The female demon cast a provocative sneer at Bai Ze.

"Coincidentally, I also know a few powerful monsters." Bai Ze and the female demon began to get serious in another way, as if the tip of a needle was pointing at the wheat.

"Why don't we see which one of us has found the most powerful supernatural power?"

"As you wish!" Bai Ze accepted the invitation.

There was a faint spark in the eyes of the two of them. It was not the spark of love, but the spark of fighting.

Wen Zhong was also depressed watching from the side.

'It's obvious that they are two superhuman beings, powerful beings with profound cultivation bases, how could they become such a small belly when they meet together? '

He didn't understand, and he didn't bother to understand.

It seems that the result of the battle is quite favorable for the human race.

Chapter 130: The Seven Monsters of Meishan and Fanghui

Without Di Xin's knowledge, Bai Ze and Nu Ni began to recruit powerful people for the human race.

Bai Ze came to a fairy mountain called Meishan, and there was a monster village here, and there were seven powerful monsters in it.

The old seventh Yang Xian, the goat has become a spirit, can spit out white light, cover the enemy and freeze it.

The sixth son, Chang Hao, has become a spirit from a white snake, can breathe out poisonous gas, and turn his body into green smoke to capture the enemy.

Wulong, the fifth old man, has become a fine centipede, can breathe out black mist, and his body turns into black mist to stun the enemy.

The fourth son, Zhu Zizhen, turned into a wild boar spirit and turned into a wild boar prototype, which can devour everything.

The youngest wears a gift, the dog becomes a spirit, can spit out bowl-sized red beads, and hurts people with a hundred steps, which is unstoppable for immortals.

The second child, Jin Dasheng, has become a buffalo and has infinite strength. He can spit out bezoar from his body.

The boss, Yuan Hong, became a master of white apes. He practiced eighty-nine mysterious skills. He used a stick of water and fire in his hand to change in 72 ways. His bravery was not inferior to that of Yang Jian and Nezha;

It is a little conflict with Sun Wukong in the setting.

But he is not Sun Wukong. After Yuan Hong's death, he was conferred the title of "Four Wasted Stars", and Sun Wukong was born out of a stone, so his identity is different. Although there is a saying in some prehistoric stories that Yuan Hong was Sun Wukong in his previous life, it is not true here.

As for power comparison...

Hmph, brother monkey is invincible!

"Seven Monsters of Meishan!"

Bai Ze showed his prototype on the top of Meishan Mountain, his valiant white hair danced in the wind, he raised his head with dragon horns and shouted: "Come see me soon!"

After a while, seven streams of light appeared from Meishan, they landed in front of Bai Ze, bowed and bowed and said: "The seven monsters of Meishan, pay homage to Master Bai Ze."

Bai Ze glanced at the seven monsters. The seven monsters have different cultivation levels and different bodies.

Among them, the boss is naturally the most advanced, the eighty-nine mysterious kung fu is a wonderful method, and the water and fire stick is also an acquired spiritual treasure, with cultivation base, supernatural powers, and magic weapons. Yuan Hong's strength is stronger than that of Grand Master Wen.

"Okay! You seven demons will follow me down the mountain today, and join the Yin merchants' department to assist the Yin merchants in their revitalization plan!"

The Meishan Seven Monsters were quite depressed.

"Lord Bai Ze, why do I want to join the human race?" Yuan Hong took the lead and asked.

"It is a good deed for the human race to recruit the monster races from all over the world. There are already thousands of monster races in Chaoge City. You listen to my orders and work hard in the human tribe. You will have great merit in the future. No need to ask!"

"Yes!"

Yuan Hong himself was born as a mountain spirit and a wild monster, he cultivated these eight or nine magical skills in Meishan, and he has developed a whole body of abilities.

He originally wanted to be King of the Mountain in Meishan for the rest of his life, but now that Bai Ze appeared in person and pointed out a clear path for him, how could he not be excited.

The other six spirits were equally excited.

"The human race recruits the monster race! It's great, finally we can enter the town of the human race openly and aboveboard." The youngest Dai Li said excitedly.

"I wanted to enter the town of the human race before, but the human race is afraid of us." The second eldest Jin Dasheng asked Bai Ze again: "Master Bai Ze, what should the human race do if they are afraid of us?"