Everyday life starting from a certain science

Chapter 3: The softness touched by Ye Li's hand is actually that of a girl...

How many years can humans live?

As far as the present is concerned, the short ones are decades, and the long ones are only a hundred years.

How long can a demon live?

Different races have different lifespans, but Cthulhu, Medusa, and Minos have lived for thousands of years.

If humans are used as a reference, they are all girls in their teens, about the age of high school students.

But from their birth to the present, human beings have changed countless times.

A hundred years of life is just a moment.

Not to mention whether Medusa and the others have considered such a thing as "marriage", even if they have, they will not marry humans.

In fact, if it wasn't for the evil sauce being summoned by Lily Bell to the human world and unable to return to the demon world, they would not often come to the human world to play here as they do now.

Whether Ye Li is serious or joking is a bit hard to say.

But when Ye Li beat the evil sauce until he couldn't move, Medusa still seriously refused.

Ye Li was taken aback for a while.

how to say……

"I was just joking, Medusa, if you are so serious, no one will be able to laugh!"

"???"

Medusa doesn't quite understand these human jokes and the like.

Ignoring the evil sauce who was "resurrecting", he sat at the table with Ye Li and asked for advice seriously.

"Then what should I say?"

"Um……"

In fact, Ye Li didn't quite understand either.

After thinking for a long time, he turned his head and looked at the evil sauce who had almost been resurrected: "The evil sauce, please marry me."

The evil sauce did not hesitate: "Go to hell!"

After getting this answer, Ye Li turned his head to look at Medusa: "See, a reaction like Xie Shen Jiang's is almost enough."

"...Is there something more gentle?"

"gentle?"

A devil still speaks of tenderness?

this……

Considering Medusa's character, Ye Li temporarily held back the idea of ​​complaining.

"Can you please end your filthy life as soon as possible... In this case, is it gentle enough?"

"..."

Medusa's expression was a little tangled.

Call it gentle, but let people die; say it is not gentle, but at least the tone sounds quite gentle.

Weird.

"Actually, sometimes, gentleness is useless."

Ye Li said so.

Then he stretched out his hand suddenly and grabbed her breasts accurately. Even though the clothes were behind her, the hand felt very good.

The moment she touched it, Medusa felt as if she had been petrified.

But Ye Li was gently kneading: "How can you be gentle in the face of such a thing..."

"Bang~!"

Medusa was indeed not being gentle anymore, she directly punched Ye Li down.

The evil sauce, who had already recovered, took this opportunity to make up the knife and take revenge.

"Cthulhu Flying Kick!"

"Boom~!"

……

Lily Ling who returned home from school in the afternoon found that Ye Li's room had become dilapidated, and even the door had been broken into pieces.

Standing outside the door and looking inside, one could see Ye Li lying face down on the floor, Xie Shen Jiang was patting his "corpse" with his tail, and let out a "hahaha" laugh.

Medusa, who has always been gentle, rarely stopped the evil sauce, but stood beside her with her mouth pouted, looking a little unhappy.

Lily Ling tried to reason about the strange situation in front of her, but she didn't have much clue.

So it is wise not to care.

Run straight back to your room.

Before I could sit down and rest for a while, someone came and rang the doorbell. It was the courier company who had delivered the things.

There is still a lot of beef sent by relatives.

Looking at the beef in the box, Lily Ling thought for a few seconds before making a decision: "Let's use it for dinner with everyone."

……

Only the food can't live up to it.

I would rather waste life than food.

This is one of the life creeds of the evil sauce.

Since she was summoned until now, she has used many methods to try to kill Lily Bell, but she has never poisoned her food.

Under normal circumstances, she cooks all the meals at Huayuan's family.