If you don't bless me, you won't wake up...
"No, wait a minute..." the female voice suddenly said in a very low voice.
"What's the matter?" The male voice was startled, thinking something happened, and asked with a special smile.
"I want to go to the toilet..."
"Find any place, go there, hurry up!"
"No, there is no toilet, I can't get out..."
"No, where can I find a toilet for you now?"
"But, it's really impossible without a toilet!"
"Over there, there's a jar over there, why don't you imagine it, make do with it?"
"Okay, okay..."
In the jar, as soon as the voice of prayer in the ghost king's messenger fell, he found the two walking towards him.
Damn Hippie, no?
Believing in the ghost king is such a dick?
It seems that we will pray three times every day in the future!
Adding the death anger of these two people, although it is still not enough, it must be rushed anyway.
As long as he can break through the talisman on the cover, he can still see the light of day again and take the first step for the great plan to revive the ghost king!
"Thorn..."
And just when the ghost king messenger was worried about whether he could break through the talisman seal on the lid.
The man and the woman tore off the old talisman directly...
Then, with a bang, they opened the lid.
The man even wiped the mouth of the pot with his sleeve.
???
What are they doing here? !
The messenger of the ghost king was dumbfounded.
Obviously, he didn't pay attention to what the two of them had to say in their whispered conversation just now.
And then.
The woman sat on the clay pot.
……
……
……
I'm sooooooooooooooo! ! !
The messenger ran away in an instant! ! !
"Ok?"
"I still have a little, I want to be bigger..."
"Oh, bear with it for a while, and I'll go back soon!"
"All right……"
"Get up quickly!"
"I, can't get up! This, this jar, this jar is sucking me up!"
"Suck it? I'll give you a hand!"
The man reached out and tried to lift the woman up.
But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move at all!
"What's the situation?!"
Both of them were very puzzled.
"Wait for me, I'll find a stone and break this jar."
"Ah."
The woman nodded, and the man turned to leave.
But at this moment, a voice that did not belong to any of them rang out.
"You pee in the jar, have you ever asked the jar how it feels???"
The voice was quiet, every word was paused, hiding extreme anger!
"Yes, who is talking?!"
the man asked with wide-eyed eyes.
"It seems, it seems to be this jar..."
The woman replied with a trembling voice.
"The jar?"
The expressions of the two changed drastically in an instant!
……
The next day, early in the morning, Jiang Churan accompanied Yao Meier, father Ye and mother Ye to Disneyland.
Father Ye and mother Ye will be leaving tomorrow, and there is nothing to do today. Although it is a fake, Jiang Churan will naturally have to accompany him for a day.
"Mom, old man, why don't you stay with me for a few more days!"
In Disneyland, Yaomeier, who wears a Minnie accessories hairpin on her head, said while holding Mother Ye's hand.
Mother Ye smiled and shook her head: "Okay, you old man and I just came to see if you are doing well. Now that we see it, there is nothing to worry about."
"On the contrary, it's your brother and the three of them at home. I don't know what kind of dog they have become. Mom is always worried about this, so I'd better go back and have a look."
Yaomeier pouted and said, "It's been a long time since I saw you, and I've only been here for a few days and I'm leaving again!"
Mother Ye patted Yao Meier's hand: "It's nothing to worry about, the traffic is so developed now, you miss us now, let's see you again!"
"All right……"
Yaomeier nodded.
"Ye Gousheng, you precious dragon, come back to my mother!"
Suddenly, Mother Ye scolded angrily.
Father Ye, who was taking a photo with Disney's long-legged lady, walked back awkwardly.
"Didn't you say you don't want to call me by my name! Call me Nicholas... Oops, it hurts, I was wrong..."
Mother Ye grabbed Father Ye's ear: "Return Nicholas, I think you want to die, don't you? If I don't pay attention, you're a bitch, and you're going to mess around with flowers!"
Looking at this scene, Jiang Churan originally thought that according to the following plot, Father Ye would quickly admit his mistake.
But unexpectedly, Father Ye howled with a loveless expression on his face: "I'm rough, ruthless..."
……
Yaomeier patted her forehead.
She expressed helplessness to her father who was playing tricks all the time.
At the same time, she took a cautious look at Jiang Churan, and was relieved when she found that there was no bad emotion in Jiang Churan's expression.
The four of them started playing.
The Disneyland in Shanghai is so big that you can’t finish it in one day, so you can only choose some more iconic places to go.
Mickey Street, Wishing Star Lake, Disney Grand Theater, Clock Tower...
After some wandering, the time has come to noon.
After coming out of M Avenue, Jiang Churan had already lifted many bags full of clothes and souvenirs in his hand.
"Thanks a lot……"
Yaomeier handed Jiang Churan a bottle of mineral water.
"feed me."
Jiang Churan said.
"what?"
Yaomeier was taken aback.
"It's not me being a hooligan, it's you who really want to feed me!" Jiang Churan raised the bags in both hands: "Do you think I have hands to drink water?"
Yaomeier nodded, unscrewed the cap, and handed it to Jiang Churan's mouth, blushing at the same time.
After drinking half a bottle of water in one gulp, Jiang Churan burped.
aside.
His whole body was covered with things. Ye's father, who was worse than Jiang Churan, saw this scene, turned to look at Ye's mother, and said, "Hey me!"
"What?" Mother Ye was puzzled.
Father Ye gestured to the thing he was carrying, and continued: "I'm thirsty, feed me water!"
Mother Ye slapped Father Ye on the mouth.
"You're dying of thirst!"
"..."
How the hell did the same script have different results? ?
The sky gradually darkened.
Soon, the four arrived at their last destination for the day.
disney castle.
"Old lady, take a picture for me!"
"And here, take a picture too!"
"And this..."
Ye's mother and Ye's father started the mode of taking pictures and punching cards.
"Would you like to take a picture?"
Jiang Churan tilted her head and asked Yaomeier.
Yaomeier shook her head: "I don't like taking pictures."
Jiang Churan raised an eyebrow.
He glanced at Ye's father and Ye's mother who kept taking pictures, wondering if Yao Meier was their own...
And right now.
Jiang Churan suddenly felt a cloud of yin!
Ok?
He tilted his head and looked in the direction where the Yin Qi was coming from, and found that there was nothing, so he frowned unconsciously.
"what happened?"
Seeing the change in Jiang Churan's expression, Yaomeier asked.
Jiang Churan shook his head: "It's okay."
Just now, it was definitely not an illusion.
Damn it!
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