lucky: sss
Mana: 999999999
Skills: Proficient in all buff healing magic including super magic, space transfer, flying magic"
Carefully looking at the data on the panel, Blair frowned slightly.
This Lu Xihua's value is really the same as what he said, it's a lot of money to come to the lowest level.
Although the level shows a question mark, but the strength and agility are both c, which is probably similar to that of an ordinary adventurer, right?
However, the luck of this sss is a bit scary. With this level of luck, Blair feels that Lu Xihua's other attributes are useless. It is estimated that sitting there drinking tea can kill the opponent.
The skills and the like are very ordinary, nothing special, just... gender...
Man?
Blair: "?"
what is this?Spoof?
A question mark was slowly issued, and Blair never expected that this shit made a mistake when it came up. Is Lu Xihua a man?Are you thinking about pichi?
With such big eyeballs, he still can't tell if Lu Xihua is a man or a woman?Although the breasts are not very developed, but you can't judge that someone is a man just because of poor breasts!
Apologize to the poor breasts all over the world!
If you want to say which one is blind, he or the eye of authority, Blair thinks that the eye of authority is blind.
Immediately shutting down this unreliable Eye of Authority, Blair has already begun to consider whether to use this crap in the future.
The user experience effect is extremely poor. If there is an evaluation system here, Blair must use his hands that once protected his family in Zaun to make a good theory with the manufacturer.
On the side, Lu Xihua, who was drinking soup, saw that Blair was frowning and looking at him, so he couldn't help touching his fair and flawless cheeks strangely.
"What's wrong, Blair? Is there something on my face?"
Take a look, this white and tender hand, this delicate face, how does this look like a man?Insulting my intelligence is unbearable.
Blacklist, blacklist.
"It's okay, it's just that a bad identification technique accidentally mistaken your gender and wrote it as a male. I think it insults my IQ." Blair shook his head, indicating that it was not a big deal.
"Male? Are you spelling it right?"
Still sipping the soup, Lu Xihua blinked, with a look of confusion in her eyes.
"... Huh?" Blair was stunned.
No, is he blind?
"Hey, don't you know I'm a man?" Seemingly more confused than Blair, Lu Xihua looked at him eagerly.
"No, no, no, Lu Xihua, it's better not to joke about this kind of thing."
It's impossible for Lu Xihua to be a man. Blair believes in his eyes. If he is really a man, he will poke his eyes every minute!
Unexpectedly, Blair didn't believe what he said, but Lu Xihua was even more excited than Blair.
"I'm not joking, why don't you believe me!"
How can I believe him? !
In order to prove it to him, Lu Xihua simply took off the clothes on her body, and in just a blink of an eye, Lu Xihua's whole body was displayed in front of Blair with a chubby figure.
"I... Gan..."
Not to mention why Lu Xihua took off so proficiently, when Blair's eyes fell on the obvious bulge on that chubby cheek, his eyes widened suddenly, and he felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
"Now you should believe it, right?"
Seeing the astonishment on Blair's face, Lu Xihua shook her head helplessly. These days, she has to work so hard to prove that she is a man.
After reacting blankly for a while, Blair was sitting silently on the ground, and then, two fingers suddenly poked into his eyes.
Did he poke his eyes out!
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12. Today I want to welcome men and lock men by force
"Wow! What are you doing, Blair?!"
Seeing that Blair poked her eyes, Lu Xihua was startled. She even forgot to put on her clothes and rushed to Blair's back to apply healing magic.
Blood and tears flowed silently, Blair didn't care about the pain coming from his eyes, his face was full of sadness.
"I think I have read countless works in the past ten years, but I still missed it. I lost."
Lu Xihua put her hands on the treatment and listened to his nonsensical words, with black question marks all over her face.
How did this young man go crazy so well?
Efficiently restored Blair's poked eyes, Lu Xihua patted his head, and said with a look of someone who had come here:
"Although I don't know what happened to you, you are still young. In life, there will always be some unsatisfactory things. Just find a way to overcome the past!"
I don't think so!
After listening to Lu Xihua's life philosophy, Blair felt that he didn't get any help, on the contrary, he became more depressed.
It's completely like a life problem is yelling at you in a serious manner, come on, come to me!You are not just me, how do you overcome difficulties?
Are you sincerely embarrassing me, Fat Tiger?
And what makes Blair most difficult to let go is that he has always had unreasonable thoughts about Lu Xihua, a dragon cub!
That's it!Hey hey hey hey evil thoughts!
But now?A girl you often flirt with, suddenly one day she lifts her skirt and tells you, you are stupid, I am a man!
How did you feel at that moment?
Of course it's...more excited?
Um? ?
The thoughts in his mind suddenly turned, and Blair was slightly taken aback.
That's right, haven't I, Blair, been good at this for ten years?Why do I take pseudo-mothers and mother-in-laws as my interest?
It's better to say this, after you know it, you should welcome the man even more!
Am I a fool!Depressed ass here!
Recalling his own pursuit, Blair came to his senses at this moment, and he seemed to be sublimated.
"Thank you Buddha, I have figured it out."
The Buddha looked confused: ... What have you figured out?
Having figured out his 'dream', Blair solemnly bowed to the western position with his palms folded, with a sincere smile on his handsome face.
On the side, Lu Xihua, who was still fussing about the philosophy of life she said, couldn't help showing a hint of worry on her face after seeing Blair's inexplicable behavior.
From the very beginning, this guy has been clueless and inexplicable. He poked his eyes and prayed to Buddha. He couldn't poke his brain when he poked his eyes, right?
A little afraid that Blair would become a psychopath and his brain would be damaged because of this, Lu Xihua came to him and looked at him worriedly:
"Blair, are you okay? Why do you feel weird?"
Looking down at Lu Xihua's white body exposed in the air, Blair saw the other person's entire body in just a moment.
The flat but tender and attractive little cherry, the slender and round beautiful legs, and the delicate and charming face, if you don't tell me, who would know that this is a man? !
Am I social security?
Satisfied, Blair clasped his hands together and bowed to Lu Xihua contentedly.
"Thank you for your hospitality."
Seeing Blair praying to him, Lu Xihua's little face suddenly panicked. Sure enough, this guy's brain was also smashed!
This is not acceptable!If his brain is broken, who would come up with an interesting plan for him!
"Blair, sit down, I'll give you a cure for your brain!"
Fearing that Blair would become mentally handicapped, Lu Xihua swooped onto Blair's body, pressed his head with both hands, and began to treat him.
Without resisting Lu Xihua threw herself on him and pressed his head, Blair hugged Lu Xihua who was naked, making a silent decision in his heart.
Starting today, he will work hard with the goal of winning Lu Xihua for the first time!
By the way, this body is really soft!
…………
With a greasy face, he put the pots and pans into his ring. Blair recalled the feeling just now, and his heart was full of satisfaction.
He has always firmly believed in what the elders said, as long as the mind does not slip, there are more solutions than difficulties.
No, after what happened just now, while Lu Xihua was treating his brain, the perverted demon king touched Lu Xihua's entire body with various force majeure factors.
Touching the butt for a while, and touching the chest for a while, I can't satisfy this guy.
After all, he is a real old virgin!Touching a girl's body, that's never happened before!
Maybe it was because he never thought that Blair was interested in men. Although Lu Xihua occasionally groaned slightly, she didn't stop him.
And just like that, Blair felt good after that.
Emerging from behind Blair, Lu Xihua had already put on her clothes, he looked at Blair with a look of expectation on his face and said:
"Blair, let's go? We strive to reach the human country as soon as possible. I can't wait to start masturbating them!"
What a word of tiger and wolf.
"Okay, pack up and let's go."
With a big smile on his face, Blair also had an expression of expectation.
A human country, as long as they get there, he and Lu Xihua can not only persecute the male compatriots, but also experience the life of adventurers in another world!
Especially for this time to experience the life of an adventurer, Blair is looking forward to it.
With anticipation in his heart, after everything was ready, Blair planned to hold Lu Xihua and continue to act as a horse.
But when Blair just put on the magic line, his ears suddenly moved slightly, and he turned his head to look behind him.
Looking at the empty dirt road behind him, Blair smiled, and then he put Lu Xihua down.
Seeing Blair put herself down again, doubts hung on Lu Xihua's little face, why didn't she leave all of a sudden.
"What's the matter, Blair? Do you have a stomachache?"
"...No, I thought of an interesting thing, let's wait here for a while."
Blair didn't complain about why his stomach hurt, and there was a trace of expectation in his eyes. He didn't tell Lu Xihua why, but just said to wait a while.
"You can just hang your head and grab my clothes for a while, and stand behind me."
"……it is good"
Although he didn't know what Blair wanted to do, Lu Xihua didn't continue to ask, he knew that there were reasons for all of Blair's decisions.
The roar of monsters resounded from time to time in the luxuriant forest. After the two of them waited for a few minutes, a group of carriages appeared from the dirt road behind them.
Standing by the side of the dirt road, Blair looked at the carriage that appeared, with a smile on his face.
"Lu Xihua, we are going to open today."
Also looking at the approaching carriage, Lu Xihua pondered for a moment when she heard his words, and then a dazed expression appeared on her white face.
"You want to rob?"
"..."
After all, he is also a demon king, right?It's not his turn to rob such a thing!
Speechlessly scratching his hair, Blair said helplessly:
"We don't rob, I mean we might start to persecute fellow men today."
"Oh, you should have said it earlier! I thought we were going to rob, and I already prepared my lines."
When Blair said that it was a motherly opening, Lu Xihua felt a little regretful, the prepared lines would no longer be used!
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