My superpower is a seiyuu meme

It took so much trouble, mainly because Sasuke attached great importance to a fairy art of Ryūji Cave: Inorganic Reincarnation.

This trick can use the power of nature to give vitality to dead objects and control them. It is a top-level ability in sci-fi super power movies.

Most metal compounds are inorganic substances. Ten Ryūji Cave Immortals who have mastered inorganic reincarnation can instantly rub a skeleton carrying a giant Tenseikan warship, which is simply a magical infrastructure skill.

Sasuke couldn't help but imagine that after entering the interstellar age, if he finds a livable planet at random, he can use the wood escape to grow vegetation, the water escape to irrigate life, the earth escape to transform the surface of the planet, the sealing technique to carry materials and equipment, and then use the inorganic reincarnation It is too much work to process locally and build wherever we go.

Of course, if the flower-growing civilizations of the past dynasties want to usher in prosperity, they must first defeat the nomadic harvesters. Sasuke has also accumulated enough strength and is ready to sharpen his sword against Otsuki.

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In the 66th year of Konoha, six years after the Chunin Exam, Sasuke, who just became an adult, led more than [-] six-level strongmen, five strongmen who mastered the complete eight-door Dunjia, hundreds of immortal-mode strongmen, and ten ships with The giant Tenseiken Star Destroyer, Deidara and other explosion enthusiasts, under the ideas provided by Sasuke, developed ten nuclear weapons and came to the planet where Otsutsukimoto's family is located.

This is a life-and-death war, and Sasuke has no sympathy for the Otsutsuki clan: their existence is a natural disaster for other civilizations, just like two hunters who meet in the dark forest, only one can survive.

After a bloody battle, especially the several rounds of volleys fired by ten giant Tenseigans, the entire planet was completely destroyed. In the next few years, the ninjas drove the Star Destroyer and swept the colony planet of Otsutsuki everywhere in the universe.

Search for the sacred tree they planted, hunt down the remnants who escaped by relying on time and space ninjutsu in Doomsday, and encountered many alien races during the journey.

On this day, Sasuke was sitting leisurely on the sightseeing ship when he suddenly received a report from the observers: "A blue planet similar to the ninja world was found ahead!"

Blue means the ocean, the ocean is the source of life, and life is likely to exist on this planet, which is why the observers specially notified the emperor.

Sasuke walked into the observation room and observed the planet ahead through the high-magnification interstellar telescope.

The moment his eyes focused, he gasped: through the observation power of reincarnation eyes, he saw the Eurasian continent and the rooster-shaped coastal edge plate from the screen.

What appeared in front of his eyes was clearly the earth!

Just when Sasuke fell into the ecstasy of being able to return to his hometown, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Get ready for the next journey, host."

Sasuke's heart sank: This voice is clearly the accompanying sound every time he activates the system ability.

The last time the system spoke to him was when he had just traveled to the world of Naruto.

With a blinding flash, Sasuke disappeared from his seat, and strangely, the observers could no longer observe the blue planet.

Soon, all the subjects of the invisible empire received a shocking news: on this day, His Majesty the Emperor became the light.

Fortunately, the ninja world has established a perfect order and defeated the Otsutsuki clan. After the whole country mourned, life went on as usual.

If I really miss it, I will modify the other gods facing Kankuro and pull one from the parallel time and space.

Sad, Sasuke's closest comrades-in-arms can only think this way: the omniscient king has already seen through the future, and he may have a good life in another time and space.

001. Tohsaka Family Accounting

In Japan in the millennium, the cold wind of the Great Depression was at its worst, and the whole society was filled with invisible pressure.

But as the saying goes: The more depressed the economy is, the more developed the entertainment industry will be.

The powerlessness of the real world makes people tend to seek comfort in the virtual world. The three major national boy comics almost all began to be serialized during this period, and Dengeki Bunko is about to reach its peak.

This year's light novel rankings can be described as a collection of masterpieces: "Dragon and Tiger", "My sister can't be this cute", "My youth story really has a problem"...

Seeing this, some people may have a question mark: Are these books in the wrong age?

But in fact, although the pseudonyms are different, these light novels are all written by the same author: Junior High School Emiya Shiro.

Emiya Shiro sighed after using the manuscript fee to improve his life and buying gems.

From frugality to extravagance is easy, from extravagance to frugality is difficult!

Having been the Ninja Emperor for several years, it’s okay if you let him maintain Shirou’s hard training in the original plot, but if you want to maintain the habitual food consumption, you have to find another way of making money.

Although his adoptive father Emiya Kiritsugu also left a legacy, the cost of training a magician is quite high.

Although the body contains powerful power from other worlds, under Xingyue's world view, it can only be opened by the magician's power system.

That's right, he is both Shirou Emiya and Sasuke Uchiha from the previous world, and Sasuke can directly synchronize the abilities of Shiro Emiya and Uryu Ishida in the world of Naruto, but his Sharingan has to be opened step by step.

Now Emiya Shiro, if he has enough mana, he can use Sasuke’s Kaleidoscope Sharingan and Reincarnation Eye at any time, or Ishida Uryu’s bow and arrow that can kill spirits, but the problem is: his adoptive father did not teach him the correct way to practice magic.

The feeling of not being able to use all his skills is very uncomfortable. Although Kiritsugu does not want to be exposed to mystery, Shirou, who has Avalon and magic circuits in his body, can no longer escape the world of magicians.

Not to mention that in the Xingyue world, it is impossible for Alaya to let any Shirou Emiya go.

How to find himself a teacher to teach magic is the primary problem Shirou faces.

It is unrealistic to go abroad to the clock tower, and Yeluzi is too dangerous. After much deliberation, the best choice is the family of the land line manager in Fuyuki City: the daughter of the Tohsaka clan——Tohsaka Rin.

Although it is absurd to impart knowledge between magicians who are not masters and apprentices, and the underage Tohsaka Rin is unlikely to accept an apprentice of his own age.

But Shiro knows Tohsaka Rin's Achilles heel: lack of money.

The magicians of the Tohsaka family, who are good at the flow and transformation of power, will store their magic power in gems, take it out when needed, and use magic at one time. Insufficient distress.

The ceremony of summoning Archer alone cost half of Rin Tohsaka's inventory of gems.

Compared with the sunny boy Ryunosuke of the empty-glove marshal, it can be said that he has spent a lot of money.

Also because she got the time wrong and missed the best time for summoning, she has always hated not summoning the strongest Saber class.

But what is sad is that Mushroom himself said that as long as Tohsaka Rin is in Fuyuki, even if the time is correct, he can only summon Red A. This is the origin of the Holy Widow's statement.

That said, her gems probably didn't have much value.

Otherwise, if only relying on compatibility, Shirou couldn't help but look forward to what kind of heroic spirit she could summon.

All in all, Tohsaka Rin is very short of money, and Shirou, the best-selling author, is very rich, and both parties get what they need.

As for the way to make money, Shirou has read many novels about time travel to get rich in his previous life, but Japan in the era of economic depression is not like planting flowers in the period of rapid development. With no capital and no relevant cheats, Shirou really can't think of other ways to come quickly way of money.

I don’t know much about stocks. If I want to bet on football, the World Cup hasn’t even started yet. Do you remember the specific outcome of the league?

After all, the node he crossed was not in 2002. Otherwise, if he bought a hand from South Korea to enter the semi-finals of the World Cup, wouldn't he have a villa near the sea?

However, traveling through Seishiro ahead of time has more benefits after all: First, he can prepare for the Holy Grail War, and soon after Emiya Kiritsugu passed away, he still has the opportunity to secretly keep a part of his adoptive father's body, try to see if he can use it after he has enough magic power In the memory of Naruto World, he cast Dirty Reincarnation.

As for the way to make money, after much deliberation, he can only play the game of Wenchaogong like the traversers of the past dynasties.

He can't draw manga, and he can't remember the settings and details of battle in combat novels, so Shirou became a writer of romance novels.

Japanese light novels don’t have the strict update requirements of online novels, and there is less homework in school, but they can be completed easily. You can also add a little private work according to your own preferences, and give more sugar to the role of the chef in your previous life.

For example, when he watched "My Sister" in his previous life, he felt that any female supporting role was better than his younger sister, and Fushimi's bad taste was hopeless. No wonder his own sister wanted to sever ties with him.

……

As early as in the middle school, Tohsaka Rin was already a school flower-level figure, and Shirou could easily find her.

However, due to the Tohsaka family's elegant family training and the self-consciousness of keeping a distance from being a magician and ordinary people, she also left an inaccessible impression.

But Shirou is clear: she's not a typical magician, doesn't share her father's obsession with roots, and has a hard time killing people she knows.

"Emiya-san, what can I do for you?"

Facing the visiting Emiya Shiro, Tohsaka Rin put on a reserved attitude that strangers should not get close to.

But in fact, four years before the Fifth Holy Grail War, that is, this year, Tohsaka Rin was on a certain floor of the teaching building and witnessed Emiya Shiro's high jump in the setting sun, so he had a good impression of this boy.

Shirou understood her arrogant nature very well, so he announced his identity openly and honestly: "My name is Shirou Emiya. As a magician who moved from another place, I would like to express my greetings to Fuyuki's management family."

His interview was very reasonable. In the original text of the game, Shirou once felt that his father, as a foreign magician, lived in without greeting the manager. Would it be against the rules of the magician world?

Rin Tohsaka didn't feel too abrupt due to his own decent attitude and good impression of the high jump, but tried hard and kindly to respond to some scenes that fit the status of a famous family.

After all, she has not experienced the cruelty of the magician world, and she has no vigilance against the sudden appearance of the same kind.

So, Shirou revealed his purpose.

At this moment, even Rin sensed something was wrong: magicians uphold strict secrecy.

But Shiro quickly explained: "I didn't intend to pry into the Tohsaka family's family magic. In fact, because of my father's sudden death, I practiced completely wrong magic practice methods that may be life-threatening. My body has been affected, I just want to save my life."

This is a big truth. The concept of the magic circuit was originally set by mushrooms referring to the meridians of martial arts novels. However, due to Kiritsugu's wrong teaching, the wrong method of re-opening the magic circuit every time he practiced was actually repeated every night. risking one's life.

Just letting Tohsaka Rin watch his cultivation process once is enough to arouse the sympathy and concern of this young lady. This is the difference between the current Shiro's character and the bright and upright image in the original plot.

After all, he is now more influenced by Sasuke's character in the original plot, and Er Zhuzi has a dark history of using unscrupulous methods and using women.

Besides, for the plot of "FSN", which has 40 ways to die, and several of them are particularly tragic, is it wrong to play a little bit in order to survive?

Then, Shirou threw out a bait specially made for Tohsaka Rin: "If you are willing to help, I have no other way to repay, but my father has some savings in front of him, and he has collected some gems, which will be my little bit." Hearts are nothing compared to saving a life."

These words are quite decent, and even caused the personality under the influence of Uchiha Sasuke to be slightly uncomfortable.

After all, the previous world was used to pretending to be aggressive. It's time to find my own strength and see if I can tear the heroic spirit apart.

Sure enough, Rin Tohsaka, who was concerned about the life of the high jump boy and could not ignore the temptation of gems, agreed to Shirou's request.

In the workshop of the Tohsaka family, Tohsaka Rin watched his daily practice process, and soon angrily took off the usual lady's reserved coat, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and yelled, returning to his nature.

"How can there be such a reckless person! They don't take their own lives seriously."

She yelled at Shirou angrily.

Shirou also said with a wry smile: "Because of the wrong cultivation method, my body is already broken!"

Cold outside and hot inside, Tohsaka Rin quickly forgot the relationship between taking money to do things. Like a friend, he guided Shirou from the heart and without selfishness.

Rin Tohsaka's talent and accomplishments as a magician are quite amazing. After all, he has been working hard to prepare for the next Holy Grail War since six years ago.

Under her correct teaching, Shirou quickly mastered the correct magic circuit practice method, and also used his own magic to heal Shirou.

When the magic power began to flow in Shirou's body, he knew that as long as he summoned the Silly Hair King, the Avalon in his body would be activated, and he could obtain the greatest guarantee of survival from then on.

After practicing for a period of time and being able to use magic freely, Shirou suddenly opened his eyes at home: the amber pupils turned blood-red, and three goblins kept turning inside.

He moved his fingers, and tiny electric lights danced at his fingertips.

Although the magic power reserve for using ninjutsu is much scarcer than that of Kakashi, with Emiya Shirou's talent of 27 magic circuits, he is confident that he will be able to unlock them when the Fifth Holy Grail War officially comes. More abilities.

002. What is your wish

"That is to say, you recently accepted a very talented young disciple named Shirou Emiya? Emiya..."

Interesting voices came from the other end of the phone.

There are not many magicians with the surname Emiya, and the priest who answered the phone showed a very happy expression: two subjects of human nature observation that interested him came together, it was almost double the joy.

Rin Tohsaka frowned. She had never had a good impression of this fake priest, but the other party was her guardian anyway, and there were not many people she could ask for advice about magic.

Holding the idea of ​​"saying hello to him more or less", Tohsaka Rin talked to him on the phone, but the latter's tone seemed to be listening to a joke, which immediately made her regret it.

"Is there anything wrong with this surname? I'll hang up if I have nothing else to do."

Hearing the displeasure coming from the phone, the priest named Kotomine Kirei smiled and changed the subject: "Of course it's no problem. In fact, your father and I also participated in the Holy Grail War."

In the original plot, Tohsaka Rin would not know about this until Shirou visited the Church of the Holy Church, but in order to encourage the young man who is likely to have a relationship with Emiya Kiritsugu to participate in the Fifth Holy Grail War, Kotomine Kirei This was informed in advance.

"Huh? Isn't that a violation?"

Tohsaka Rin felt incredible: she belonged to the supervisor and was also her father's disciple. It made people feel like cheating, which somewhat violated her father's image of a gentleman in her mind.

Kotomine Kirei still smiled, playing a word game and said: "In the last Holy Grail War, the servants I summoned left early, and besides, forming an alliance is very common in the Holy Grail War, if that boy doesn't have any special background If so, I would welcome him to participate at that time.”

His implication is full of the meaning that Tohsaka Rin will use this pair of master-student relationship to add weight to his victory, just like what their fathers did back then.

But Tohsaka Rin was not moved at all: she had no strong desire for the Holy Grail, and participating in the Holy Grail War was just to prove the honor of herself and her family.

With her personality, it is impossible to let others act as a stepping stone to her victory.

However, after hanging up the phone, she became curious about what Shirou Emiya would wish.

So, after the daily practice that both of them are used to, she introduced the background of the Holy Grail War to Shirou in the tone of "tell you a big secret, be serious".

In Tohsaka Rin's view, Emiya Shirou is just a layman magician who can't even master the magic power, and it's not surprising that he doesn't have access to the level of knowledge of the Holy Grail War.

Shirou also listened to her very patiently, pretending to be surprised.

In the last world, in order to establish his own power, he was enough to be a spoiler party, but it also made the plot characters of the Naruto world have an excessive sense of awe and distance towards him.

Although Moon World also has the concept of future vision, it is too troublesome to explain, and he is enjoying the way he is getting along with Rin Tohsaka.

After all, the prototype of Rin Tohsaka is Mushroom's only designated wife, Aoko Aozaki. Can the character design be unlikable?

Integrating Missy, Tsundere, Double Ponytail, Misty Girl, Leg Wannian and many other cute points in her life, she has a strong, independent and kind-hearted personality, and her strength is not bad. Although there are some pitfalls as a master, but from the perspective of the game protagonist Shirou, Simply the perfect girlfriend.

Shirou doesn't consider synchronizing other personalities for her for the time being, it's good to keep the original flavor.

And before he knew the way Rin Tosaka got along with him: talking to Mao, making black tea for her, and taking the initiative to use electrical appliances.

Coupled with the culinary skills that attack the stomach with one hand, the relationship between the two is also progressing well.