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After seeing his signature weapon clearly, Shirou showed a look of disgust.

"Professor Hohenheim."

He greeted Daddy Bean by name.

"What is the master doing?"

"As a famous alchemist, can you prepare a poison for me on the spot? How long will it take?"

He said what he wanted.

If it is an ordinary alchemist, this request may be difficult, but Daddy is still a follower. While waiting for the call of the heroic spirit during the journey through the British Museum, the Magic Association and the Tomb of Albion, he also has the spirit of saving In the name of humanity, many precious materials were taken away.

"As soon as possible."

He quickly pulled out a bunch of bottles and jars from his pocket.

Shirou also nodded, and continued to stare at the dark Berserker with cold eyes.

Among Liangshan's [-] generals, most of them are difficult to match with heroes, but two of them make Shirou the most despised.

The first one is the dwarf tiger Wang Ying.

This man has a short stature, and people in the world call him a dwarf tiger.Originally from the Che family, he robbed the guests because he saw a fortune on the way. When the incident happened to the officials, he escaped from the prison and went to Qingfeng Mountain.

Unlike other innocent people who were forced to go to Liangshan, Wang Ying, a transporter, murdered and robbed his customers when he saw money. His character was already extremely bad, and he also committed the worst evil in traditional culture.

When he was at Qingfeng Mountain, Wang Ying heard that someone was passing by the foot of the mountain. Seeing that it was a sedan chair, he guessed it was a woman, and then went down the mountain to rob without listening to persuasion.Robbing the woman in the sedan chair to the mountain, intending to become a wife in the village, is also Chi Guoguo's banditry.

This woman is the wife of Zhizhai in Qingfeng Village, and after causing a disaster that endangered Song Jiang's life, Yan, the brother who fell into the grass with Wang Ying, killed the woman by the way.

When Wang Xiaohu saw the woman beheaded, he was furious. He grabbed a simple knife and wanted to fight Yanshun.

It was Song Jiang who came forward and promised to help him find another good match in the future. Yan Shun also said: "That is a bad woman! You will get killed sooner or later if you keep her!"

Wang Yingcai was persuaded, but the original description was only silent, and he did not apologize to the two elder brothers.

His lust has reached the point where he can't distinguish between the enemy and himself, and Song Jiang's attitude towards him is also kind of laissez-faire when he wants to fight with his elder brother because of a ruthless woman.

But the weirder thing is still to come. During the third attack on Zhujiazhuang, the female general Hu Sanniang went to Zhujiazhuang to help in the battle because of her engagement to Zhu Biao.Seeing that Wang Ying was a female general, she licked her face and went forward to fight, and kept teasing Hu Sanniang during the fight, but was finally captured alive by Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang was later captured by Lin Chong. Her elder brother Hu Cheng felt sorry for his sister, so he made peace with Song Jiang in private and would no longer help Zhujiazhuang against Liangshan. In exchange for his sister.

Later, with the assistance of Sun Li and others, Liangshan broke through Zhujiazhuang. Zhu Biao fled to Hujiazhuang, but was captured by Hu Cheng's men. A most hated "hero".

The latter chopped Zhu Biao with an axe, and then chased Hu Cheng to kill him, but Hu Cheng abandoned his home and fled for his life.Li Kui was so jealous that he rushed to Hu's family village and killed the whole family of Hu's family.

When he came back to report to Song Jiang, the rhetoric was "Whoever is impatient will chop off the living ones!"

Song Jiang also rebuked a few words in symbolic anger: "You have violated my military order. You should be beheaded together, and you have given up the credit for killing Zhu Long and Zhu Biao. Next time you violate the order, you will never let me go."

Hei Xuanfeng smiled and said: "Although I have no credit, I still enjoy killing me."

This paragraph is actually quite disgusting. Disobedience to military orders and indiscriminate killing of allies is not enough to chop off a few heads in the regular army, just because beheading two generals can withstand it—one of them was tied up by Hu Cheng Zhu Biao, I can only say that Li Kui is Song Jiang's direct descendant and licking the dog after all.

But the more disgusting plot is yet to come.

All the generals in Liangshan returned to the mountain victoriously, and Hu Sanniang who was on Liangshan Mountain had been adopted as a righteous daughter by Song Taigong.Song Jiang promised Wang Ying a marriage in Qingfeng Mountain before, so he let Hu Sanniang marry Wang Ying.Seeing Song Jiang's great loyalty, Yizhangqing couldn't refuse, so the couple had to thank him.Chao Gai and the others were all overjoyed, and they all praised Song Gongming as a man of virtue and righteousness——God is so loyal and virtuous!

Hu Sanniang, regardless of her appearance, martial arts, and background, was outstanding in everything. Later, when she fought in Liangshan, she also captured Peng Qi and Hao Siwen, who were ranked higher than herself, and fought several rounds with Hu Yanzhuo, one of the five tiger generals. Her martial arts won the appreciation of the opponent.

According to the normal way of pulling CP, she is quite suitable for Lin Chong who captured her alive. It just so happens that the coach Lin also lost his wife. It's a shame to drag this marriage.

After marrying such a beautiful woman, Wang Ying also faced the enemy sent Qiongying and other female generals every day, and she became lustful, punched hard, and finally collapsed.

Although Shiro also hates female boxing, if female boxing wants to beat Wang Ying and Song Jiang, then he supports it 100%.

As for Li Kui, let alone a hero, he is not worthy of being called a human being at all.

Some people who don't have a deep understanding of the four great classics will compare Li Kui and Zhang Fei. In fact, this is the biggest insult to Zhang Fei.

No matter how you say it, Zhang Fei is also a general in command of the three armies. Although he runs the army brutally, he only loves and respects gentlemen and does not care about villains. .

In Romance, which is more widely circulated, it is the absolute first-tier combat power.Moreover, there are only a few generals like Lu Bu and Ma Chao who can fight against him to the point of victory or defeat.

However, Li Kui often used heavy punches to deal with the unarmed people. For example, when Jiangzhou robbed the court, he would kill people whenever he saw him, regardless of the officers and soldiers. They turned a deaf ear and chopped up the people who were forced to the riverside one by one and threw them into the water.

Li Kui only listened to Song Jiang alone, and Song Jiang was also very congenial and equipped him with the bloodthirsty Bao Xu as his deputy. Li Gun and Xiang Chong were protected by shields, and Fan Rui, who was proficient in Taoism, had so many guarantees. Just hack and kill.

Needless to say, compared with Zhang Fei who was beheading the generals in front of the battle and guarding Changbanpo alone, Li Kui was often defeated when facing other heroes.

For example, being knocked down by No. 98 Jiao Ting, and Li Yun, who was ranked No. 97, drew a tie. Yan Qing was completely helpless, and being beaten by Zhang Shun in the water was even more relieved.

After all, he eats human flesh when he is hungry, and splits the head of an innocent four-year-old child in half in order to earn money from the beautiful bearded man Zhu Ting up the mountain. It's not a good thing either.

Even one of the few shining points - taking the old mother up to the mountain to enjoy the blessings, if you study it carefully, it makes people feel that something is wrong: he has lived in Jiangzhou for more than ten years, and he can be considered as a prisoner. Gambling, it wasn't until seeing Song Jiang picking up his father that he remembered that he had a blind old mother.

It means that he probably forgot about this matter before, and because of his negligence on the road, he killed his mother, and he was almost useless as a human being.

From this level, he is somewhat consistent with the concept that the ring spirits are enemies of all life. The breath of death endowed by the Lord of the Rings is entangled in the burly body like a black whirlwind magic mountain, which also fits the meaning of the sky-killing star.

Although he claimed to be a hero, Shirou, who knew his deeds, couldn't help but feel an instinctive feeling of disgust.

"Achilles, you hate them too!"

He saw the great hero beside him who had begun to lose his hair rapidly.

The latter nodded. The breath of the Nazgul made him sick. This is the enemy of mankind that must be eliminated.

"Then let me tell you, that Berserker is the most evil existence among them, in the name of Command Spells, use the Flaming Fist on him!"

Shirou consumed one of his Command Spells to recharge Achilles, who was ready to fight.

Whether it's the magical power, the response of the spirit base, or the aura of being the top two heroes of Greece, Achilles at this time made the other eight ring spirits feel a strong sense of vigilance, just like encountering an evenly matched or even better opponent on the battlefield before his death. One-chip opponent.

But the Berserker Li Kui, who had no intelligence, still charged forward with selflessness, but in this singularity, he had no lieutenants such as Bao Xu, Li Gong, and Xiang Chong to cover him.

Achilles raised his fist, and even without the master's reminder, he felt the murderous aura on Berserker that was stronger than other Ringwraiths and was indiscriminate.

Then, he is the weirdo in the eyes of One Punch Man.

"Seriously punch!"

Achilles threw an unpretentious punch.

Due to the powerful regeneration ability possessed by the ring spirits, the other heroes were not even worried about Li Kui.

It's just that this was a punch that smashed the machine god Poseidon into pieces.

The giant man like a magic mountain was directly blasted away, and the magical aura wrapped around his body even scattered, and the aura directly penetrated all the defenses and injured the spiritual core.

"Straight mother thief..."

In pain, Li Kui groaned while paralyzed on the ground.

Although with Li Kui's character, most of the other heroes who came from the regular army were not used to him, but they were all brothers on Liangshan, and the ring spirits still hesitated to stop and stop, thinking about whether to save him.

"Hopeless!"

After merging Sauron's phantom, with the power of the Supreme Lord of the Rings, Baal knew the situation of the ring spirits well.

He only needs to wipe the magic ring with a little effort to replenish the source of magic power for Li Kui, but since the spiritual core has been damaged, it cannot be saved after all.

Baal chose to use the power of the ring to drive the remaining ring spirits to attack with all their strength.

The eyes of the eight death knights turned red, and they continued to charge towards Chaldea with their weapons. After learning about the power of Achilles, they kept changing their formations in the way of the regular army, each of whom had experienced many battles. Coupled with the monster mounts that come and go like flying, it looks weird and unpredictable.

In short, the purpose made Achilles unable to punch calmly one-on-one.

But Zhang Shuye just smiled, and waved his hand to summon a misty sound of water waves, accompanied by a faint fire.

Kong Ming also observed the formations of the horse generals, and his mind was running like lightning, and he opened his mouth to give advice to Achilles - if he wanted to surpass Kong Ming in terms of formations, he could only find military strategists like Sun Bin and Li Jing , or the group of gods in "Fengshen Yanyi" who put up the Ten Jue Formation and Zhu Xian Formation.

All eyes are on this battle, except for two people.

"tractor!"

Unlike other brothers who have merged with the Ring Spirit, Zhang Shun will not be controlled by the Supreme Lord of the Rings, and he and Li Kui are not strangers to each other.

Seeing that Li Kui was about to turn into a spirit and dissipate—as an overhead hero who could only be born as a phantom spirit, and didn't even have a hero seat to return to, Brother Zhang Shun still very loyally grabbed the wraith driven by him, Leaping towards Li Kui like a wave.

He wanted to hang Li Kui's soul for a while with the legend of his resurrection from the dead.

But the other person who paid attention to Li Kui came from Shirou.

Based on his dislike for this person, Li Kui was determined, even Jesus couldn't keep him!

"Hohenheim, where is the poison?"

Douba, who joined the alchemy process with the magic of a servant, did not disappoint Shirou with his behavioral efficiency, and has prepared a powerful medicine with the concept of magic power.

Shirou took out his spiritual bow and attached the potion to the treasure made by projection magic—this treasure was also the poisonous ninja tool he recorded from the red sand scorpion when he was in Naruto World.

Adding poison to poison, this arrow, with his incomparably precise shooting skills, directly aimed at Li Kui who was paralyzed on the ground and was powerless to resist.

"Don't hurt my brother!"

Zhang Shun still wanted to resist him, but Maqili Zorgen impatiently cast a command spell on him, ordering him not to give up the most important work of making wraiths for an abandoned son who could not be saved.

Therefore, this arrow hit Li Kui. Although it could not penetrate the black whirlwind with rough skin and thick flesh, in this singular point of death determined by the story, Li Kui died of taking poison in "Water Margin".

Although Zhang Shun had continued his life for a while, Tiansha Xing ended his second life, which was even more sinful, under the conceptual obliteration.

"Sneak attacking a wounded person, what a hero!"

Zhang Shun called out loudly.

The piper also wants to speak, but Maqili tightly controls him, not allowing him to stop playing the pipe which is more important.

"You were born unkind, and you died unrighteously. Since you are a bandit, then I will bestow you with unjust wealth that best suits your identities!"

Shirou snapped his fingers, and the servants around Tatsuka Fujimaru threw a large amount of money from the previous bank robbery to the piper.

This wave can be called "sprinkling coins" behavior, or it can be called "birthday guide" more appropriately.

After all, it was the inventory of the Bank of Great Britain, which soon exceeded the amount that the Piper demanded from the citizens, and his complexion changed accordingly—his own legend concept was being weakened.

173. Death of the General with Two Guns

The reason why the Pied Piper's flute can kill the soul is that the citizens of Westminster broke their promise to him and did not pay the previously promised reward.

Although the actions of the Piper were calculated by Baal, and the remuneration they asked for was beyond common sense, breaking a promise is breaking a promise. According to the original scriptures, their souls have been sold to up the river.

But right now, under the behavior of the Chaldean side, the effectiveness of the piper's flute has been weakened: he can no longer drive new citizens to the river, and even Zhang Shun's desire to transform the souls of the dead into the nourishment of the Holy Grail Plans have also been affected.

This behavior touched the foundation of Baal’s plan. He really wanted to set up a storm to reject the coins that were scattered all over the sky, but according to the association of the original legend: paying the piper to keep his promise is already in line with the fairy tale’s advice to persuade future generations to be honest. Meaning, if you don't want money given by others, then the Piper himself is being cheap.

He really wanted to command the ring spirits to prevent Chaldea from throwing coins, but Fujimaru Tachika and his party carried a huge sum of money at the beginning, the reason why Shirou ordered them to throw coins now was because all the ring spirits had been restrained fighting power.

On the main battlefield, just as Zhang Shun was about to feel sad for Tieniu, he felt the breath he was most familiar with not far away—the rippling of blue waves and the march of warships.

Servants with lawful attributes, such as Arturia and Achilles, can awaken a complete fighting spirit when they see an enemy of human beings like the Ring Spirits, and Zhang Shuye naturally belongs to this type of follower As a professional bandit suppressor in history and the terminator of the Songjiang uprising army, he also has a special attack effect on the Liangshan gang.

Under the magical power he unleashed to his heart's content, countless flaming warships came one after another, and many vigorous men held sharp weapons and walked at a pace similar to that of a regular army, but the killing intent released during the march was even better than that of the regular army of the Northern Song Dynasty.

It is precisely the anti-army treasure embodied by Zhang Shuye's achievements in suppressing bandits: the joint dead warrior who defeated the magic star.

According to the original scriptures, Zhang Shuye's fight against the Liangshan gang was not entirely dependent on the local military defense, but on the temporary recruitment of thousands of loyalists.

They did not have the cowardly temperament of the officers and soldiers of the Northern Song Dynasty that had been suppressed by the national policy and the civil society for many years, but a group of dead soldiers united based on the personal worship of Zhang Shuye, the pillar of the country, and their hatred for the bandits.

They may not be known, all members are unknown, logically speaking, they are not high enough to become servants, compared with the other two legion-type treasures "King's Army Power" and "Immortal Ten Thousand Cavalry" , the popularity is too far away.

But in London, a singularity dominated by phantoms, as an army that wiped out the heroes of Liangshan in the official history, the popularity of the novel "Water Margin", in a sense, has achieved the popularity of this treasure.

This is the result of Shirou asking two great writers, Shakespeare and Andersen, to tailor-made for Zhang Shuye when the Magic Association summoned Zhang Shuye.

Across life and death and time and space, it is embodied as the crystallization of the bond of soldiers, forming this Noble Phantasm.

The burning warship is the scene of the end of Song Jiang's gang in the official history, and every dead soldier who appears in the treasure has the effect of participating in the special attack on Liangshan to suppress bandits.

Zhang Shuye's magic power once again condensed into the general's flag in his hand, commanding the army to rush forward.

If the earthen jar is not broken away from the well, the general will inevitably die before the battle. This is a common saying often quoted in "Water Margin".

Romance novels often emphasize the importance of fate, no matter how good a warrior is, there will be a fate and disaster, just like the main theme of this singularity.

The scenes shown in the inherent enchantment: the burning boats by the Haizhou River, the shouts of countless righteous men, are the portrayal of the end of their group. If it hadn’t been for the fusion of ring spirits that deprived most of their emotions, the morale of Liang Shanba general at this moment might be will be reduced to the extreme.

Faced with the situation of being extremely restrained, not all the ring spirits lost their fighting spirit: an immediate general armed with two guns faced the difficulties without fear, this general was Liang Shanbo's first habitual punching formation The brave general Dong Ping, so he is called Dong Yichuang.

In the original scriptures, the battle between the South and the North and even the way of death are inseparable from the word mang. Such a character will naturally not stop because of the doomsday scene ahead.

Despite the effect of being restrained, he still brandished his double guns bravely, smashing the dead soldiers and turning them into primitive magic power to dissipate.

After all, in addition to the Liangshan heroes, they also integrated the power of the ring spirits. As long as their minds are not affected, they can fight against the dead soldiers in front of them only with the power given by the ring.