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But Sasuke really doesn't appreciate this kind of sick elder brother's concern.

To put it bluntly, Erzhuzi in the original plot was not played as a mentally ill, so he has a strong psychological quality.

Since childhood, my dearest brother killed the whole family and left you alone, and there was a monthly reading that adults couldn't stand, how old would Er Zhuzi be?

In this kind of thing, it takes more courage to live than to die, so the seventh class gave Er Zhuzi a little warmth, but was led by Uchiha Itachi himself.

First, he beat Kakashi for a second, making Erzhuzi feel that he couldn't beat him with Kakashi, and then used the second monthly reading to make him completely blacken and defect.

In the end, he found out that he was playing too much, and he used the important prop entrusted by Zhishui to protect Konoha for his younger brother.

This kind of love is really unbearable for ordinary people. Even if you throw him in the ravine alone and live the life of an ordinary person, maybe you can live a happier and more relaxed life.

Itachi's desire to control is also one of the reasons why Sasuke left Konoha.

At the same time, he also decided to leave the wet bone forest immediately. Anyway, he has already concluded a psychic contract with the master, and at the current level, he does not need to rely on the environment of the wet bone forest to practice.

However, he didn't notice that there was a slight red light in the eyes of the messenger crow.

……

"Old women are busy."

Sasuke couldn't help complaining, noticing the unfriendly eyes not far away, he quickly added, "I didn't mean you (this)."

He had guessed that Tsunade had exposed his whereabouts, but Sasuke also obtained some information he cared about from the two psychic beasts.

Parents and clan members are doing well, Naruto and Ino are doing okay except for a little bit of trouble.

Just recently, due to the overwhelmed suggestions of the elders, and Naruto's own decision, the seventh squad is leaving for the country of Na to carry out the mission.

"interesting."

Sasuke decided on the direction to escape, and called his two companions to go forward together.

The three of them stayed in the Wet Bone Forest for more than a month, and somewhat developed some feelings, so they unanimously decided not to resort to the Flying Thunder God Technique, but to walk for a while, and to reflect the scenery of this place in their minds along the way.

Anyway, with Kimomaro around, Sasuke couldn't figure out how Itachi would find him.

However, just after the three of them walked out of the Wetbone Forest, they felt a terrifying chakra, and finally let out a war cry that they had endured for a long time: "It's finally here! Do you know how I have spent more than a month?" ?”

082. Only Wrong Names, No Wrong Nicknames

Due to the protection of Jinjuriki, Naruto rarely left the village since he was a child, and he was curious about everything he saw during the mission.

Kakashi, who led the team, was not very worried about this trip: it was just a C-level mission, and he had already performed it countless times when he was under 10 years old.

It's just that he doesn't know at the moment that due to the concealment of the details of the mission by the employer Dazna, they will have to deal with the upper S-rank rebellious ninja and the rare blood successor limit ninja Bai on this trip.

According to the original plot, as soon as Bu Zhan came out, he singled out the entire seventh class-the front and the future Sixth Hokage were inseparable. move.

With the addition of Obito, Kaguya will only have this lineup, which can be described as the pinnacle of his life.

But right now, Kakashi has confidence in his students, including himself.

In the case of Sasuke's departure, Naruto, who has been enlightened for some reason since he was six years old, has become the best ninja of this year. He is not only good at using chakra, but also has a particularly keen perception in nature. force.

If there are any shortcomings, it is an overly stubborn character and dedication to Sasuke.

Once his stubborn temper comes up, only professional phantom ninjas can keep him at ease.

As a result, the famous salted fish Kakashi, in order to teach him well, consulted Itachi, who was quite friendly in the Anbu period, about the illusion of sharingan, and then quickly mastered it with his own copy and imitation ability.

In the original plot, due to the successive deaths of his father, comrades-in-arms, and teachers, Kakashi has been abandoned for several years, and he is still addicted to little yellow books.

Otherwise, with his 6-year-old Chunin, 12-year-old Jōnin, and his amazing talent of inventing S-class ninjutsu Raikiri in his teens, he wouldn't have a [-]-[-] relationship with everyone when he became an adult.

He didn't realize the horror of Kaleidoscope Sharingan until he was killed by Itachi with Tsukiyomi. Thanks to Obito, he gave him the strongest Kaleidoscope Sharingan in the whole work: Kamui.

Under the guidance of Itachi and Shisui, Kakashi also touched the threshold of Kamui ahead of time—although with his Chakra amount, it is still quite difficult to display, but it has also improved a lot of combat power.

In addition, Kakashi, who worked hard to study illusion, finally taught another member of the seventh class: Sakura something that fits his talent.

Otherwise, according to the Chunin Exam in the original plot, everyone else has all kinds of secret skills and blood succession, and it's too shabby for Brother Ying to play Kunai and Fist honestly.

Another member who replaced Sasuke was Sai, who was included in the normal establishment because of the disbandment of the roots.

Due to the training he received since he was a child, his strength is far stronger than that of ordinary ninjas, and he also possesses the extremely rare flying ability, which can ensure that the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is foolproof.

In this case, the third Hokage is also relieved to let Naruto leave the village.

……

Naruto in this life, because he has not been unfairly treated for a long time, his character is not as bluffing as in the early stage of the original plot, and he is eager to attract the attention of others or prove himself anytime and anywhere.

But the only thing that gave Kakashi a headache was that when this guy saw a blond-haired man or a red-haired woman, he couldn't help but stare at each other, and even walked up to ask some "Hi, are you lost?" Son" and the like.

No way, ever since Kakashi met Naruto, this guy has always suspected that his father might still be alive.

After the Danzo incident, the third Hokage frankly announced Naruto's life experience. Although this is a good thing, it also made Naruto smell a message: Sure enough, everyone is hiding something from me.

One is another, and coupled with the suspicion in his subconscious mind, he couldn't help thinking: Maybe both parents died in the Nine Tails Rebellion, or it might be a hoax.

Therefore, he is particularly sensitive to blondes and redheads.

Kakashi finally couldn't stand it anymore, pulled Naruto and said earnestly: "Listen, Naruto, I know it's hard for you to accept, but your parents are a pair of great heroes, and it's impossible to leave you alone, and it's not just casual You can find it on the side of the road!"

His tone was very serious, Naruto was slightly depressed, and then found a reason to be optimistic again: "Are my parents really amazing?"

"Of course!"

Kakashi also said with a lot of emotion, "You have to remember one thing, you may have a wrong name, but you definitely don't have a wrong nickname. Your father is called the Golden Flash because he has the fastest speed in the whole ninja world." .

The appearance may be similar, and some ninjas are even proficient in disguise, but no one can pretend to be his unique technique of flying thunder god! "

Perhaps to appease Naruto, or perhaps out of nostalgia, Kakashi had a rare chat with Naruto about his parents.

While Naruto was greatly encouraged, he also remembered one thing: appearance is not the key, his father's Flying Thunder God technique, and his mother's red hair, violent temper and huge number of chakras cannot be faked!

……

At this time in the wave country, Kado also learned that Dazna hired Konoha Ninja.

Today's Konoha is much stronger than in the original plot, and Kado can't feel at ease just because the Kirigakure ghosts don't kill them.

After all, if you don't beheaded now, you don't have a beheading knife on hand, and your strength and reputation are slightly discounted.

Cardo's commission is very high, because he usually likes to hire rebels, and after completing the task, he will directly eat black.

And this time, just in case, he also contacted a pair of rebels.

These two people are still quite pretentious, wearing a black cloak with a red auspicious cloud pattern, one is wearing a black mask, the other has a silver and white back hair, holding a blood-red March sickle.

The asking price is also ridiculously high, and it is guaranteed to complete the task.

But Kado doesn't care about money. In his opinion, no matter how powerful a ninja is, he will die if his heart is pierced.

As long as a team is ambushed and killed when they fight Konoha Ninja until they are both defeated, the mission will be completed and money will be saved. Kado feels that his plan is perfect.

And the ninja hired by him: Akatsuki Hokuto Kakuto, was secretly delighted. Not long after he had been squatting at the gate of the wet bone forest, the boss used the magic lantern body technique to inform him to recruit Hidan, the undead ninja of Tang Kingdom. .

Not only did I gain an unkillable partner during this trip, but I also found a task that paid well and sounded easy.

On the other hand, it's ridiculous that his former partner, Kisame, is still standing there foolishly.

……

Kisame is a true ninja.

The unconditional execution of the task, the meticulous completion of the seal, and the sacrifice in the task are taken for granted.

The orders given by the masked man are carried out to the end.

It's just that no matter how pure a ninja is, sitting in the barren mountains and waiting for a month, he will also get angry. At this time, Kisame is extremely angry.

Junmalu and Yaoshidou soon began to form seals.

Sasuke waved his hand and said, "This guy can suck chakra, use a gun."

Guixie's small eyes narrowed: "No wonder he wants to get rid of you, but do you think you can beat me with martial arts or physical skills?"

Sasuke didn't answer, but just flexed his muscles a little: "Today, you see if I kick you to death, then you're done."

083. Knight is insoluble in water

Knowing Kisame's ability, Sasuke can despise this opponent strategically, but tactically, he still needs to pay enough attention to this highly skilled S-rank rebel.

Kisame is very powerful, able to absorb the characteristics of Chakra, and can restrain most ninjas.

Although it is said that he was restrained by a taijutsu ninja, the premise is that A Kai, a top taijutsu ninja who can blast high-pressure air bombs with his fists.

Not to mention, Kisame's melee settings are 9 in physical skill, 10 in strength, and 8 in speed.

In terms of his chakra level, which is no less than that of a tailed beast, and various large-scale water escape ninjas, if an ordinary melee physical ninja wants to fight him head-on with fists and feet, wouldn't that be courting death?

That is to say, if ninjutsu and taijutsu are the two hands of ordinary ninjas, when confronting Kisame, it is equivalent to abolishing one hand and relying on the other hand to break the opponent's two hands.

It sounds difficult, but Sasuke is not an ordinary ninja. He has mastered the immortal mode, which is equivalent to having a third hand.

"Give me a few minutes."

Sasuke signaled to Junmaro and Dou, and he began to put his palms together, absorbing natural energy on the spot.

That's right, according to Jiraiya, charging in the fairy mode is also the same action, and the hands cannot be separated during this period.

The members of the Star Cross Ninja Corps have absolute trust in Sasuke's command, saying that if you don't use ninjutsu, you don't need ninjutsu, so they grabbed the bone spears they usually use in training and charged forward.

Because it is used for training, the gun head is not used, but who said that without a gun head, you can't stab someone to death?

The reason why the two still use this gun instead of letting Junmalu make another bone spear is because the gun has the blessing bestowed by the master with the energy of immortality.

If the blow of the spear reaches the realm, killing the gods is only a matter of flipping the palm, let alone a fish.

Kisame saw traces of chakra attached to the bone spear, and shook the shark muscle in his hand, and after layers of bandages were spread out, a barbed fish body was revealed.

Facing the gun barrels of the two of them, he patted them up, wanting to have a full meal for the shark muscle that hadn't eaten for a month.

Shark muscles are not very picky eaters, and they gnaw on the smell of chakra, and only feel strong discomfort after eating, which is more uncomfortable than eating Ollie.

But Chakra couldn't even vomit, and only felt that he was beginning to show signs of petrification.

Shark muscle is also unlucky, with the chakra content he usually eats and drinks enough, this amount of magic chakra is not enough to cause petrification, but this is a hunger-strike fish that has been hungry for more than a month.

Panicked, he immediately began to absorb chakra from Kisame through the hilt of the knife, only then maintained the balance of normal chakra and natural ability.

Kisame didn't know much about immortal arts, but from the reaction of Shark Muscle, he felt that the spears used by the two had some skills, and the marksmanship and reaction speed of the users were also astonishing.

After all, he is a disciple trained by a master craftsman, especially Jun Ma Lu's reaction speed is full.

Not long after the fight, Kisame gave up the idea of ​​close combat. This is the place he chose to ambush. There is a lake nearby, and the terrain is extremely favorable for him to use water escape.

Selling a loophole and pretending to be repelled, Guixier began to make seals one by one: "Water Escape·Five Food Shark!"

He directly pumped out the lake water with Chakra, and then slapped the water surface with one hand. Five sharks scurried under the water, opened their teeth, and bit at the two of them.

In fact, Kisame originally wanted to use Qianshisha, but Junmalu's reaction was too fast, just as he opened a distance, a little cold light arrived first, and then the spear came out like a dragon's stab.

With Kisame's meticulous seal formation speed, he can only use a smaller ninjutsu first.

Jun Malu swept the bone spear and crushed the shark incarnated by Chakra, but the water is impermanent, and the scattered water splashed under Kisame's huge Chakra and re-gathered into a fierce shark shape, and opened again Bloody mouth.

"It's the palm of his hand. Pressing his palm on the water surface continuously produces chakra."

The highly intelligent man quickly guessed the secret. The secret of this ninjutsu is that as long as the palm does not leave the water, the five shark-shaped water bombs underwater can repeatedly regenerate and attack the enemy.

While not his most lethal ninjutsu, it's annoying.

And under the mobilization of the ghost shark's chakra, the lake water soared into the sky, which was already bigger than the scene where the water flooded the Jinshan Temple, and it became a suitable venue for the ghost shark to fight.

"Water Escape, Big Water Burst!"

Kisame spews a huge amount of water from his mouth. This move is a technique in the original plot where he absorbs the eight-tailed chakra with his shark muscles and creates a huge water area that can move freely to trap the enemy.

At this time, he took advantage of the terrain and sucked up half of the lake's water. Sasuke couldn't help but want to ask Fa Hai to come out of the mountain.

No matter how fast Junmaro is, he is not as flexible in the water as Kisame, which can fit with shark muscles, and in this state, he can sense all the chakra reactions in the water.

"Naughty children, you must educate them well!"

Ghost Shark, who used Shark Muscle to fuse into Shark Pepper, rushed towards the three of them.

The range of this move was too large, even Sasuke who was accumulating energy was wrapped in the water flow.

Jun Malu's face darkened, and he quickly returned to Sasuke with a flying thunder god technique - in order to better protect him, he reserved a mark on Sasuke's ninja tool.