key to come

"Huh, what should I do after this matter?" Li Yunchen bit her lips tightly, not knowing what to do.

"Don't worry about it, the three-year agreement is here, you continue to practice, start with suppressing bandits first. Your sword is not sharp enough, your confusion has not been solved, and your revenge has not been fully avenged. The world of mortals is not over for you."

"Yes, Master."

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At the same time, Fang Haizhai.

"Come, come, drink." Shen Lang hasn't had a big meal for a long time.

Cheng Wenkui trusted him very much, and this time he took out a lot of stock, including wine and meat, and he ate very refreshingly.

If it weren't for his wife to go home to visit her relatives, she would have to pull out to have a big meal together.

Luo Xi sat beside him, sipping small mouthfuls.

As she ate the meat, she almost cried.

Shen Lang asked her if she was hungry in the morning, but in the end she didn't give her a bite of food. What kind of life has she been living these days?

After she entered Yin Yang's family, even if she went out to practice, her pockets were bulging, and she never hurt herself, how did she become like this?

I will endure!

As long as there are experts to help me, my future will be smoother, and all of this is worth it.

"Second leader, seeing that you look so bookish, you look like a great Confucian, why don't you compose a poem!" A small team leader shouted.

Sitting at this table, besides the three masters, Luo Xi, there are five captains, each of whom is in charge of twenty people.

"The posture of a great Confucian? You have vision!"

The alcohol content of this wine is very low, but Shen Lang drank a lot, unknowingly he got a little over the top, he gave a thumbs up to the team leader: "Then I will compose a poem, Wuhuama, Qianjinqiu , Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell the eternal sorrow with you!"

"Good sentence, good sentence!" The third master clapped his hands quickly: "What about the others?"

"What kind of horse is a five-flowered horse?"

"I do not know."

"Five colors of horses?"

"Don't care what the five-flowered horse is, it sounds so imposing!"

There is no Tang Dynasty in this world, so naturally there is no horse decoration that was popular during the Kaiyuan and Tianbao years. Normally, the mane of the horse is cut into the shape of petals. The mane cut into three petals is called the Sanhua horse, and the mane cut into five petals is called the Wuhua horse. .

"Ahead? Don't you see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. Don't you see it, the mirror in the high hall is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow. Life is full of joy, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon. Born My talents will be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone." Shen Lang said loudly: "This is the front!"

"This...and then?" The third master looked confused, he always felt that something was missing.

At this time, there seems to be something wrong with what he said at the beginning, right?

In other words, there are poems written from the back to the front?

"Ha, let's talk again!" Shen Lang would never admit that he couldn't even memorize the wine.

Many people remember only one paragraph or one sentence of many ancient poems and essays, and they don't remember the first sentence or the last sentence. It is not bad for a noble person like him who does not take advantage of the national compulsory education to memorize so many.

"Well...it's really domineering." Hearing Shen Lang's words, Luo Xi felt a sense of freedom and ease.

This majestic and free and unrestrained poem was actually made by him?

Luo Xi has a certain amount of research on poetry, and she can guarantee that she has never heard of this poem.

It was the same with him before. After a good start, it was gone later.

It seems that I haven't read enough books, and these are all done impromptu.

Even so, he is very talented, and this poem can be handed down to the world.

"Second leader, have you ever had a confidante? A person like you must have slept with a woman from the Jiaofang Division, right?" Someone asked again.

In their eyes, the women in Jiaofang Division are the pinnacle.

Those are the children of officials and eunuchs, how cool it is to sleep!

"Yes, yes, I just slept with one!" Shen Lang thought of Li Yunchen, and became hot again.

Wine and women always go together, but unfortunately, Luo Xi is still a fish in the fish pond and has not finished raising them yet.

"Second head, why don't you write a poem for that woman?" The third head also took great pains to make Shen Lang stand out.

Look, Shen Lang's few words just now aroused everyone's interest, even the head of the family was in high spirits.

Although Cheng Wenkui is a bandit, he used to have a heart to learn literature.

He also knows a little about poetry.

What he thought was that his poetic talent alone was enough to move the world. Seeing that there is no legend about him in this world, it can only show that he is a person who is indifferent to fame and fortune.

Not to mention anything else, he just published a collection of poems, which is worth thousands of gold!

"Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze blows the threshold of Revlon. If we don't meet at Qunyu Mountain, we will meet at Yaotai." Shen Lang was stunned for a moment.

Fuck, I really can memorize it completely.

Thanks to the motherland, thanks to compulsory education, and thanks to Legend of the Demon Cat, I am not a fish that slipped through the net!

I can memorize a complete song, which is amazing!

Luo Xi's eyes widened. Although this was a little different from the previous majesty, it also showed his talent even more.

Since ancient times, a talented man matched a beautiful woman, and Shen Lang's bookish spirit that was still in school slowly emerged.

Killing the fifth-grade warlock, talking and laughing under the tiger's mouth, he is a hero.

The first chapter of a Yuefu poem and a seven-character poem are enough to move the world. He is a talented man.

No, this seems to be all for that woman Li Yunchen!

Kill Wupin, for her; complete poetry, for her.

Thinking of this, Luo Xi became furious, and squeezed Shen Lang's waist.

How is I, Luoxi, worse than her?She is a 22-year-old woman, is she worthy of your concern?

"Why?" Shen Lang looked at Luo Xi suspiciously.

"You're drunk." Luo Xi snorted.

"No, I can still drink, where is this?" Shen Lang stood up and stepped on the table: "Listen, brothers, tomorrow, I will take you down the mountain to do business, and I will take you to start a business to get rich." The first shot! When the time comes, weapons, armor, cheats, these will be indispensable to you!"

"Second leader is mighty!"

Luo Xi felt that a person like Shen Lang seemed to be a born bandit...

Chapter 41 The Dangerous Shen Lang

When Luo Xi helped Shen Lang go back, Shen Lang was already dizzy from drinking.

As he walked, he shouted: I can still drink, don't help me.

"Second leader is really a man of temperament." Cheng Wenkui said with emotion: "Medium-grade warlocks can also get drunk when they drink alcohol?"

"Of course, if a middle-rank warlock doesn't practice some physical skills and take some natural materials and earth treasures, he may not be able to compare with a ninth-rank martial artist in terms of physique." The third master squeezed his mustache: "Don't look at the second master now What, if you sneak attack him at this time, there will be surprises."

"What surprise?" Cheng Wenkui asked.

"Hmph, the vigilance of warlocks is the best in the world, because we are a group of people walking on the tip of a knife, and our bodies are weaker than those scholars to some extent, so even if we are drunk, our spiritual power will not work properly. Stop, whoever attacks the second leader at this time, ten lives are not enough compensation."

"He knew how to keep his hands when he was sober, but he didn't have the intention to keep them when he was drunk. It was an instinctive reaction."

Seeing that everyone was still admiring him, the third family couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction.

His words made everyone dispel the idea of ​​joking with Shen Lang.

Mid-grade Warlock, how dangerous!

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"Huh, I can still drink..." Shen Lang was angrily thrown on the bed by Luo Xi.

He is now completely in a state of unconsciousness and unconsciousness. A normal person would definitely be trembling in the bandit's den, but Shen Lang didn't.

This guy, did you agree to die in front of me?Are you going to protect me?

It's too bad. You shouldn't have used some soul control technique to deal with him back then. Going down with two pots of spirits is much less effective than the soul control technique?

He also said that I can sleep with peace of mind, this place is full of bandits, can I sleep with peace of mind?

and many more.

Luo Xi suddenly discovered a problem, is there something missing in the wooden house that was just built today?

The thieves built it conscientiously, and created a small courtyard independently, with two houses, one is a normal living place, and there is an independent latrine a little farther away.

The house has a living room, a bedroom, and the bedroom is very large.

Windows, doors, these have also been installed, and there are currently no furniture pendants in the living room.

The furniture in the bedroom can't be said to be complete, but it's not bad. There are beds, a table, two ugly chairs, and a large bucket full of water, which seems to be used for bathing.

The problem is, there's only one bed!

It's really not that the third master misunderstood, but that at that time his thoughts were all on Shen Lang, and he completely forgot to prepare a room for Luo Xi.

At this time, she was drinking high, and it was getting late, so it was even more impossible to go out and build her a house.

Luo Xi ground her teeth and meditated for another night?

No, I have no spiritual power, why sit in meditation!

She rolled her big eyes, and suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.

She arranged the chairs, cushioned them with pillows, and then carried Shen Lang to the table, resting his head on the pillows so that his legs could also be stretched out.

As for whether it will fall off the table, it has nothing to do with Luo Xi.

She clapped her hands, yawned, and lay down on the bed.

I agreed to test him tonight, but he avoided him again, so angry!

She used the quilt to cover her head. Although she and Shen Lang were alone in the room, she didn't feel that unnecessary, which was why they got used to it together before.

This dilapidated stockade is not very good, but it can also resist wild animals, so it can be regarded as a good shelter.

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Shen Lang woke up in a daze. When he exerted his strength on his legs, he only heard a creak and the sound of the chair moving.

He sat up and found himself on the table, scratching his head.

No, business matters, he hurriedly left the room, and since it was too dark to find the toilet, he released it against the corner.

After releasing it, he suddenly felt a little hot all over his body, and as he wrapped the long sword in cloth, the soft sword directly turned into a hard sword.

This, am I so horny?Got ideas against the wall?I want to poke a hole out?

Since he drank alcohol, he didn't know whether the fever on his body was the effect of alcohol or what, so he walked back in a daze.

He looked at the table, then at Luo Xi who was sleeping soundly on the bed, yawned, put the pillow on the bed, and lay down with his back to Luo Xi.

As time passed, he felt more and more that something was wrong. He was obviously sleepy to death, but he also had a very energetic feeling, as if his sword was about to burst.

With this spirit and excitement, he became a little delirious again.

You won't die again, will you?I didn't take poison either!How bad is my drinking?

It was his last thought in waking life.

He instinctively turned around and hugged Luo Xi. Not only did he not get better, but his body became even hotter.

Luo Xi noticed that something was wrong with her, she felt a pain in her chest, and she was awakened immediately.

Isn't this guy usually a gentleman?This is unbearable?Alcoholic and cowardly?

Luo Xi slid down, while Shen Lang's hands were still dancing in the air.

Luo Xi hurriedly got out of bed, pinched her waist with both hands, and said viciously: "Shen Lang, do you know that you have been poisoned? As I said, my underwear is full of poison, you don't want to die!"

At this time, he must be restrained, otherwise he...

She wants to climb higher, but that doesn't mean she wants to entrust Shen Lang to this.

No, it's too much for him to take advantage of me, okay? Is that a place you can touch casually?Who do you think I am!