attack! Two-dimensional heroines

Chapter 051 Akuya, Goddess of Water?Super low draw!

what's the situation?Nangong Yeyue frowned. He remembered that he was attacked by Yinglili, no, no, no, it should not be Yinglili, it was smaller than Yinglili, and also had blond hair. It looked familiar, and seemed to kick him in a naked state. of?

It's a pity, because the human body is too slow to react and see clearly.

So is he now sober?No, but after the human limbs were kicked and lost consciousness, there was an inexplicable force pulling his soul towards something.

In a blink of an eye, he came to an unbelievable space, and he was sitting on a chair.

Take a closer look at your own state, it is indeed the state of the soul, or the state of the human form, how should I put it, not all of his soul is pulled in here now, but a small and subtle part is pulled in here, and he can feel it at any time. can be pulled back.

In the same way, he can also squeeze in his whole soul, but isn't that just abandoning his body?Besides, this space is interesting, but he wants to see what is going on?

He smelled the stench of the so-called god! ! !

In other words, it is precisely in this form of human body that its soul essence is infinitely close to the soul essence of human beings, so it will not be rejected by the divine power of this space.

The pupils narrowed slightly, and a door appeared in the air without warning, and then a figure walked out,

She has a beauty that surpasses human beings. Her clear water-blue hair gives people a light and soft feeling. On her perfect limbs that are neither too plump nor too short, a lavender gauze is covered—— The clothing called Yuyi, under the Yuyi is a water blue dress.

This is a genuinely beautiful goddess - of course, this is the first sense of a normal person, but for Nangong Yeyue, the strong air and stench completely cover up that beautiful appearance, and she only has disgust for her.

The other party walked up to the seat in front of him, without looking at him the whole time, just holding a comic book by himself?I was watching, and at the same time I was eating snacks on the small table next to me.

Really worthy of being a god, so proud!

At this moment, Nangong Yeyue grinned cruelly, and if the depths of her pupils were enlarged countless times, she could see a figure—the form of a demon king, whose inconceivable magic eyes were staring at the goddess in front of her.

"Huh? Fighting the Five Scums"

As the name suggests, the goddess in front of her has judged the level of threat, and she is the Five Scums of War.

Wait, no, it's not fighting the five scums, but the negative fighting five scums?

What the hell is this?Could it be that this is the evil god?But no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it, and besides, the evil god will not come up with [Negative War Five] power information.

The look that disgusted him must not be an evil god, maybe there is something wrong with his [Magic Eye], no, no, no, relying on this Demonic Eye, in many different worlds in the future, it will bring him bad luck. Less convenient, never misjudged, definitely no problem, so where is the problem?

The other party now also looked at him with water-blue eyes of the same hair color, and blinked in confusion, as if his tongue-clicking had been heard.

"Ah, sorry sorry, forgot to work"

He said he was sorry, but no matter how he looked at it, he was not sincere. Instead, he stretched himself, and then picked up a thick book on the small table and flipped through it.

This is a goddess, unaware that her life is in danger.

"Hmm - I found it, it's called Nagumo Tsukiyo, right?"

Nagumo Moonlight Night? ——Nangong Yeyue frowned upon hearing the words.

This bastard goddess isn't serious about her work, isn't this the wrong person?Isn't this a disregard for human life?

In the next second, this idiot goddess seemed to be stunned by the information recorded in the book.

"puff--!"

He burst out laughing straight away, still the super exaggerated kind, the whole person fell back and fell to the ground.

"Hahahahaha—what kind of death is this? I was watching erotic animation, and it was edited by someone. When..., the style of painting became a horror movie, and I was frightened on the spot. lose consciousness"

This goddess has been rolling around on the ground with a rather disfigured smile, she keeps laughing with tears, and beats the ground from time to time, which makes people feel like she will laugh out loud.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop it.

"Don't be so funny, okay? Because it's too embarrassing, and the parents don't know whether to send it to the hospital..."

"When I was in the hospital, after learning about the situation, the doctors were all huh, huh.

"And then, in the end, you didn't even wake up under the laughter of the doctors and nurses saying [this guy is useless, oops...it's not as big as a ten-year-old (laughs)]. Paralyzed to death, puff hahaha~"

Right now, the goddess has become half mocking and walking around him, constantly sarcasm.

In the end, it seemed that because he lowered his head, he was so ashamed that he couldn't lift his head, and he couldn't speak, and then he let out a giggle and walked back to his chair again.

"So, my stress relief is over here"

This is the pleasure of treating people's scars as her own. She is really a wicked goddess.

"We met for the first time, Mr. Nanyun Yueye—poof, no, as soon as this name is mentioned, I immediately think of your hilarious death method, and I want to laugh out loud."

"Hah-hah"

The goddess was taking a deep breath, trying to calm herself down.

"My name is Akuya, and I am one of the goddesses who guide the young dead in your current country. Now, you have two choices. One is to reincarnate as an adult and start a new life. The other choice is Go to a place like heaven and live like an old man"

It seems to have entered a normal job, but can people who die in this way go to heaven?

"If you can, I don't suggest you go to heaven. In fact, heaven is not as good as you imagined. Because it is after death, you don't need to eat. Naturally, you can't produce anything. I want to make There are no materials or necessities for things, so the games, comics, etc. you want don’t exist.”

Because he didn't answer, the goddess began to slander her own commentary, and she didn't make a draft when she said lies. Didn't this guy just take the manga?

"In heaven, because I don't have a body, I can't do anything. For example, I can only chat with other people or bask in the sun every day. So, heaven is such a boring thing. But reincarnating, it will take more than ten years to grow to the throbbing period of youth, and the memory and everything will disappear, which is equivalent to your own existence and no longer exists, this is so boring, right?"

Speaking of which, the goddess had moved her butt off the chair, walked to his side again, and breathed softly in his ear.

"So, let me tell you some good news, there is actually a third option—"

Hearing this, one can roughly understand what this goddess wants to sell, she is simply a pyramid schemer.

Therefore, Nangong Yeyue, who had already made full preparations, barely made a sound within her limits, and after shielding this space for a short time, she continued to magnify her fist in the eyes of the goddess.

"boom--!"

The kind that almost sinks the whole face into the fist.

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"

The goddess let out a strange scream.

Chapter 052 You, what are you going to do?

The seat originally belonged to the self-proclaimed goddess of water, Aqua, has now been sat on by Nangong Yeyue madly, and even picked up the book that she just used to check the information after death and flipped through it.

In the next second, Wei Wei was meditating, and touched the page with his finger, and there was a phenomenon similar to an electric shock. It was that he was trying to analyze the intrusion into this book, no, to be precise, this is a connection terminal of one of the huge systems .

His brows were slightly frowned, and he was not easy to invade. If he increased his strength, he didn't know if his body would become unbalanced.

"Woooooooo..."

There was a mournful cry accompanied by sobbing, which made him move the book slightly away, and his vision despised the voice lying on the ground in front of him—Akuya, the goddess of water, her face was pressed against the ground like a prodigal dog. While the back half of the body was pouted and trembling, it was said that the badly pouted butt was facing him, and the secret garden under the skirt was almost unobstructed.

The rather round buttocks made him unable to concentrate. In other words, did he wear fat times?

Ok?Frowning, someone, no, there is a god coming, it seems that I can only leave here.

Staring at the twitching limb again, Nangong Yeyue's gaze became inorganic. At this moment, he could not feel any humanity at all, only endless coldness. At this moment, the temperature of the entire space dropped to absolute zero. The air seemed to be trembling and screaming under invisible pressure, and the body of the goddess, who was still screaming, trembled violently and turned around.

"You, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

She made a hoarse voice that was so trembling that she almost lost her voice, the goddess was also like the kind of girl who was about to be bullied, with tears in her water-blue eyes, she moved back and forth in fear.

The person in front of her is a demon at all. As a goddess, Akuya has never seen such a vicious and cruel human being, and she actually beat the goddess violently.

Moreover, you don’t slap people in the face. I told you not to slap her in the face, but she flattened her face. If she is not the goddess of water and has super healing powers, if she doubts other gods, she might not be headshot, woo woo Woo~~~

The goddess was still crying, she didn't seem to realize anything, but her body instinctively sensed some terrible crisis, a fatal crisis, and she was trembling violently.

"Ha~"

Nangong Yeyue's sighing voice, although this goddess feels a little out of tune, but the conclusion drawn by [Magic Eye] just now is still a decent god of order, it seems that there is a problem with IQ?Retarded?Bullying the mentally retarded is boring.

He is really annoying, he doesn't want to deal with these so-called bullshit gods anymore, he just wants to enjoy games, animations, novels and other otaku yearnings quietly.

If a god disappears inexplicably, the investigation will come to him again, and the nasty battle will have to start again. The sky will be dark, everything will be messed up, and it will affect reality. If one fails, Two-dimensional That's the end of otaku culture - that's what's bothering him the most, he's tired.

In other words, now I am also affected by the so-called human nature in the human body, otherwise, since I have not returned to reality, I absolutely cannot tolerate such behavior as a god.

"look at me!"

"Huh? Huh!"

After being startled for a while, the pupils of the goddess' eyes lost focus, and the figure of Nangong Yeyue reflected in her eyes gradually became blurred and blank - directly interfering with the memory of the soul.

"Are you here? That's it, anyway, we probably won't meet again!"

In order to prevent my real body from collapsing due to overflowing too much soul power, with the limited power I can use, I can only perform amnestics on this goddess, and also give hints that she has been negligent from the very beginning. Sleeping lazy.

Glancing at the circle of light that began to be drawn in the sky, Nangong Yeyue's figure disappeared as if being sucked in by a black hole.

After the aperture burst into shining white light, a girl with wings appeared from an empty place. No matter how you looked at the girl, she was a so-called angel.

"Aqua-sama, I made a mistake, you want to guide—eh?"

The angel girl who came in a hurry looked very troublesome, but when she said this, she found that her predecessor, the goddess of water, Aqua, was lying on the ground in a rather bad posture. The point is not this, but not When she speaks and is quiet, she is indeed a super-beautiful goddess Aqua-senpai. She has a face like a pig's head at the moment. It's really not an exaggeration, it's too miserable.

"Ah, Master Aqua, what's wrong with you?"

The angel girl ran over in shock, lifted her unconscious senior up, and shook her slightly, trying to wake her up.

Under normal circumstances, when such a vicious attack on a goddess occurs, the angel girl should immediately raise a security alarm, but she hesitated.

Why hesitate?Because this may have been caused by Senior Akuya, of course she has heard about this senior's reputation among the gods, and it is really hard to explain.

As a senior, Akuya is usually too self-willed and arrogant, and she never does things out of her head. She is also a bit casual in her work as one of the goddesses who guide the young dead. She often arrives late and leaves early at work, and always To lure the young dead to another world.And the angel girl is the goddess who is in charge of that other world. She doesn't know what to say about her senior's behavior, and she is very entangled. The people that Senior Ya guides in the past always cause a lot of troubles, especially some of the illegal artifacts brought in the past fall into the hands of some bad people, which is even more troublesome for her.

It was also because of Senior Akuya's reckless behavior that caused a lot of trouble and caused the workload of many goddesses to soar, so they were quite hostile to her.

Some time ago, she heard a message saying that a goddess was secretly staring at senior, waiting for senior to make a big mistake, and then took the opportunity to fix her. In all likelihood, this is the result of senior's misfortune.

After all, this time, Senior Akuya really made a big mistake. He got the wrong person. Instead of summoning a person who was supposed to be dead, he pulled a living person over. This is quite a serious dereliction of duty, so As the angel girl, she should be the first to discover this astonishment, and she wants to manually correct it before being discovered by the heavenly correction system, so as to avoid punishment for her predecessors.

Now it seems that Angel Girl is one step too late.

"Hmm? Eh? Eris? What are you doing here?"

This is the somewhat vague voice of the awakened senior.

"Well, why does my face feel hot and painful, wow - what's wrong with my face? I just took a lazy nap, why is my face swollen like this!!!"

In this case, in the ears of the angel girl named Eris, it should be a rather reluctant excuse, just to find a step down for herself.

When Eris thought about it, it was probably the other goddesses who caught up on Senior's mistake and used it as a threat to give Senior a vent-like beating, and the senior who couldn't get over his face, of course, is now pretending to be crazy.

So for the senior, the angel girl who is the younger generation, of course, can't point it out. Isn't this embarrassing for the senior?

The angelic girl sighed deeply, looking at the poor senior with snot and tears coming out, I hope this time I can improve my memory and work more carefully.

By the way, I heard that there may be a need for large-scale heroes recently. It seems that in order to deal with major changes that may occur, the business of these goddesses will also increase at that time. I hope that senior Aqua will not make trouble. That's what kills me.

Chapter 053

Opening his eyes, he looked at the strange ceiling and looked at the surrounding rooms. He was a little familiar. After a while, he finally understood. Isn't this the room where he once lived here for a while?A few years have passed, and the layout is still the same, with the feeling of leaving yesterday.

"Hmm~"

My face still hurts, and my neck feels twisted.

"Why do I feel like I had a dream and beat up an incomprehensible goddess?"

Nangong Yeyue, who straightened her body, murmured.

But is it really a dream?Maybe it's real, maybe it's just a dream, and that shouldn't be the case. As the majestic devil king, it's possible that he can't tell if it's a dream or not?

In fact, before Nangong Yeyue came back from the goddess space, she subconsciously processed that memory. It was a very simple matter. As he said, the battle with the so-called gods was already tiresome, so the engraving blurred herself I tried not to get involved with these guys as much as possible, so when I recall it now, there is a kind of vacillation, and I will gradually forget it in the end.

Having said that, he obviously went through 99 and mixed up with the devil in a different world. How come he didn't have the momentum, courage, coldness, and arrogance that a devil should have?That's thousands of years or so, anyway, the changes that have been accumulated for a long time have been engraved into the soul, how could it just disappear?

Of course it's not gone, and once that kind of temperament is released, he will be out of tune with the real world, and it will cause quite a lot of things in eight out of ten, which are not in line with his idea of ​​a peaceful life, so, those Everything was compressed by him.

To put it simply, his human body is like a piece of hardware, a normal computer, and his soul is the system, a system that has surpassed this era for an unknown number of centuries, but running it on a computer of this era is just Quite a headache, one is that the capacity is not enough, so he compresses his soul almost infinitely like a compression software, until it can accommodate, and in the end he can barely run this computer (body) normally, and the one that runs the computer Part of the uncompressed system part (soul) is the part of one's original human essence.

In a sense, he also sealed his mature side and turned back to the youthful and immature side before he crossed over. Only in this way can he adapt to life in this world. All messed up.

In fact, he has already reached the border point, almost going crazy.

chirp~

It was the sound of birds outside the window. Looking outside, it looked like it was still light. It was obvious that he had been dizzy all night.

Having said that, last night that nasty guy smeared sticky fat on his face, and finally kicked him so that he almost went to heaven.