stand-in creed

Then there was a rushing sound of running water in the toilet.Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of flushing the toilet and the sink, and Joseph, who wiped his hands clean, returned to the bed and continued to sleep soundly.

As for Abdel next to him, he opened his eyes.

"Mr. Joestar, can you keep your voice down when you go to the toilet?"

"Sorry sorry, huh—"

Hearing Joseph's snoring, the Egyptian fortune-teller stared helplessly at the ceiling.

At the same time, the hardcore baby changed his words: "The Egyptian woke up! Instead, Joseph Joestar fell asleep again! They woke up and fell asleep themselves, no, it's none of my business!"

Seemingly worried about Ndor feeding him poop, the hardcore baby is a little nervous.

And Mitra controlled the "Female Pope" to continue to touch Room 603 where Nero and Kakyoin were located, and started to investigate again.

Kakyoin was sleeping peacefully under the blanket, his dark green student uniform was hanging on the clothes rack in the room.

As for Nero, he was lying there in a rather indecent sleeping position, sometimes tossing the pillow under his neck, sometimes stretching out a pair of arms from the quilt, and sometimes pinching the quilt between his legs, like wrapping enoki mushroom pork belly He also wrapped himself tightly, and sometimes grabbed the two corners of the bed and shook violently, trying to smooth out the folds of the quilt.

Immediately afterwards, Nero simply sat up from the bed, gulped down a large mouthful of mineral water, and then returned to the bed to repeat the action just now.

Typical drowsiness and inability to sleep.

And Mitra even told the observed information to the teammates around him in detail.

"Hahahaha, this is called Nero! I laughed so hard..."

"Hmph, kid who recognizes the bed? I heard that Nero's father is a famous furniture dealer in Italy. It must be very good to live at home, right? It is inevitable to recognize the bed outside."

In fact, it is not a confession.

Nero was not sleepy at all simply because he had been lying down for two days before.

It's just that my roommate, Kakyo-in, has already fallen asleep, so I'm too embarrassed to turn on the light to read a book, so I can only force myself to sleep with the idea of ​​"it's already here, let's go to sleep".

And Mitra looked at Endor: "What do you say, Endor? Let's do Nero first? By the way, can you locate it?"

"Don't worry, although Kakyoin next to him and Jotaro in the next room slept too peacefully, and I couldn't catch him because of the shock absorption of the mattress, but the vibration that Nero himself couldn't sleep was too big Now, it's easy to locate him."

"That?"

"Give me the Nero who hurt Lord Dio, and leave Jotaro in your sleep to you."

"Ah, what a pity, is that Jotaro my type?"

"Compared to Dio-sama's praise, Jotaro just doesn't matter at all."

"That's right, then—"

"—God Geb!"

"—The female pope!"

Room 602.

The face of the female pope floated under Jotaro's bed, and gradually merged with the bed board.

Room 603.

The water double "Geb God" that permeated the carpet came to the door of Room 603 bit by bit, penetrated into the room bit by bit along the crack of the door, and flowed silently to Nero, who was turning over and over with his eyes closed. under the bed.

"In place, Mitra?"

"You can do it anytime, Endor!"

"Then—the countdown is three seconds."

"three."

"two."

"one."

"Don't ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

At the moment when the countdown reached one, Polnareff in Room 602 suddenly let out a violent scream in his sleep.

Hearing the scream, Nero subconsciously sat up and looked towards the wall from which the sound came.And the moment he sat up, a stream of water penetrated the bed board and pillow directly from bottom to top, tearing the flesh and blood on the back of Nero's neck, and the splashed blood and cotton in the pillowcase flew into the air.

Feeling the pain in the back of his neck, Nero stared dumbfounded at the water rushing up the roof.

"This is—a substitute attack?!"

Chapter 39 Suez Hotel Part [-]

The time went back to a few minutes ago.

The hard-core baby was awakened from sleep by Endor and Mitra, and began to investigate Nero and his party during the warning of feeding Papa.

'Damn Endor and Mitra!How dare you let me "Reaper 13" eat shit?Sooner or later, I want you to look good!

'But before that... let's vent with Joestar and his party! '

Annoyed by the bad attitude of his two teammates, but because he was a baby and had no way to fight against him, he began to choose suitable targets for persecution among Joestar and his party.

'La la ho?Anyway, Joestar and his party are going to die, so it's okay to play around a little bit, right?

'After all, that fellow Ndor didn't say that I'm not allowed to do it!

'By the way, this guy named J.P. Polnareff is actually having "this kind of" dream, and he is still dreaming of Mitra?Just as shameless as Endor and Mitra!He must be educated——

'—Reaper 13! ! ! '

Endor and Mitra were still cautiously looking for information, but the hard-core baby launched the attack first.

Selected target -

Room 602, Polnareff!

pat.

Just a moment.

Polnareff found himself sitting on the Ferris wheel in the amusement park with a dazed expression, his hands were still doing puzzling movements, as if he was grabbing something.

"...Huh? Why is it gone?"

Polnareff blinked.

Sitting in the Ferris wheel, overlooking the scenery outside the window, Polnareff said to himself sadly: "Really, I just had a dream, why did it suddenly disappear? Speaking of which, shouldn't I be here?" Is it in the hotel room, why is it on the Ferris wheel?"

"It was in a dream, O Polnareff, laloho!"

"So that's the case, in the dream... Hey wait, in the dream?"

A notification sound came from the horn in the Ferris wheel, and Polnareff nodded solemnly, then suddenly stood up in a daze, and looked around seriously.

Then I tried it tentatively.

pat!

Popcorn and ice cream appeared in his hands.

"Hey? Am I really in a dream?"

Polnareff, who conjured popcorn and ice cream out of thin air, did not ask who the person in the microphone was.

Since it was in a dream, it must be my subconscious mind!

"It's clearly in a dream, but I didn't expect the consciousness to be so clear?

"Speaking of which, I seem to have heard similar stories before, such as lucid dreams, such as waking up from a dream and entering another dream, etc... Which book is it from? I can't remember. But having said that, I, Boruna Is Leif such a childlike person, dreaming of an amusement park?

"Could it be that I really want to come to the amusement park? But since I want to come to the amusement park, I really need to invite a beautiful girl to come with me... huh?"

Eat and eat.

Polnareff ate a tarot card from the popcorn bucket and held it in his hand.

--grim Reaper.

"... Tarot cards?" Polnareff blinked.

"Laliho! Polnareff, you idiot! How can there be such a clear dream in this world! This is my stand-in ability, idiot!"

"Stand-in? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Before Polnareff finished speaking.

The ice cream in his hand turned into urine.

The popcorn in the bucket on the chair turned into porridge.

And in that tarot card, there is a figure holding a sickle, wearing a strange smiling face mask, and covering his whole body under a robe.

"La Liho!"

Accompanied by wacky laughter.

The sickle flashed a cold light, and directly tore a bloody hole on Polnareff's right arm.

And Polnareff, who saw himself starting to bleed, finally realized that something was wrong, and shouted without the slightest hesitation——

"—Silver chariot!!!"

However there is no response.

Polnareff realized: "Hey, because it's in a dream, can't you summon a substitute?!"

"La la ho!

"You Frenchman, don't you think you are from a romantic country? Then, dying in a dream is also a kind of romance, Polnareff!"

"Oops!"

Seeing that the stand-in in front of him was about to strike him again, Polnareff immediately kicked open the door of the Ferris wheel and jumped out.

However, at the next moment, countless street lamps seemed to come to life, elongating their bodies like tentacles and wrapping Polnareff in midair.

"La la ho!

"Damn Joestar and his party, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't suffer from "that" crime!So before I kill you, I want to tease you one by one, so that you will pay back ten times and a hundred times the sins I have suffered! "

"Who the hell are you?!"

Polnareff didn't remember encountering such a No. [-] stand-in envoy along the way, let alone making him suffer.

However, the next moment, the street lamp wrapped around his body directly threw him high and towards a signboard.

And the sign board was like a ping pong card that came alive, it slapped Polnareff's ass directly, and swung it to a feng shui treasure in the amusement park——

--bathroom.

"Oh, is it disgusting or not!"

Polnareff swore he had never seen such a dirty toilet in his life.

There were spider webs on the window frame, mice and cockroaches crawled from time to time on the ground with black sewage flowing, the used up waste paper engulfed the trash can like a hill, and the squatting pit beside it could only be described as filthy.

Can't say too much.

Update at [-]:[-] a.m. Many people have just finished breakfast, so if you talk too much, it will make you vomit.

All in all, this toilet may not be called the largest and worst toilet in human history, but it is enough to make Polnareff vomit his overnight meal.

What made Polnareff feel even worse was that all his limbs were tightly bound by the tentacles of the octopus that came out of nowhere in this dark fairy tale world, and he assumed a head-to-foot posture.

"Difficult, could it be, could it be that you are preparing to..."

Polnareff had a bad feeling.

And Reaper 13 let out an even more arrogant laugh.

"La la ho!

"That's the way it is, Polnareff!

"The six of you caused me to soak in my own piss, so before I kill you, I will return this shame to you a hundred times and a thousand times!" Before a tragic death, clean the toilets in my amusement park clean up -

"Just use your tongue!

"La Liho——!!!"

Reaper 13 freed one hand, and directly pressed Polnareff's back of the head towards the dirty toilet.

Polnareff tried to resist, but in this dream world, his resistance had no effect at all, and he could only watch helplessly as he approached the filthy pit centimeter by centimeter.